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12965038 No.12965038 [Reply] [Original]

I went to KFC again and got another meal that was "family size" for myself. I was even on the phone when I was ordering pretending to select original or recipe based on what my "wife" said. Does anyone ever order family sized food and eat it all themselves?

>> No.12965040

>>12965038
... no man

>> No.12965075

you mean all in one sitting?
no, but i have used a 12$ family meal coupon for burger king and ate whoppers for like three days.

>> No.12965085

>>12965038
umm.....no

you may have a problem, OP

>> No.12965094

>>12965038
i got a family size pack from weinerschnitzel for $10 once. it was like 10 chili cheese dogs and two orders of chili cheese fries. i ate well past being full but there was still tons left

>> No.12965107

not in one sitting, no
also they don't really care dude, don't lie about that stuff. it's lame

>> No.12965113

>>12965038
im not blowing $30 on 8 pieces of chicken and shitty sides... so no

>> No.12965117

>>12965038
You are literally the inspiration for this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcbj8BBsWSA

>> No.12965130

>lying about an order no one but yourself cares about
You need to reevaluate your life, OP.

>> No.12965140

>>12965038
DOES ANYONE ON THIS FUCKING FOOD SUBCHAN EVEN FUCKING COOK? IT'S ALL FAST FOOD THREADS

>> No.12965142
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12965142

>mfw i eat all i want and don't feel a drop of shame or have anything to hide cause im a spooky skeley and not some fat fuck with no willpower

>> No.12965147

>>12965142
people like you always think you eat a lot a day but you don't. Science is science. You consume x amount of calories you get fat so clearly you don't eat as many as you think you do

>> No.12965165

>>12965147
Cope harder you repulsive fat fuck.

>> No.12965173

>>12965147
nope, just one massive meal a day, moderation, and the magical thing called physical activity

>> No.12965180

>>12965173
>nope, just one massive meal

Ok what you are doing is intermittent fasting, a common weight loss tactic. You aren't eating an impressive amount at all by doing this.

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12965194

>>12965180
unless party size lasagnas aren't impressive anymore in 2000+19, then there shouldn't be any question on why everyone is taking the form of a walking pear

>> No.12965198

>>12965194
You aren't eating "party size" whatever that is you are eating clearly under 2k calories worth.

>> No.12965205

Let's all be nicer to OP.

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>>12965198
hmmm

>> No.12965210

>>12965038
no but sometimes when I order food i'll seperate it verbally so it sounds like i'm rattling off more than one persons order.

Though I imagine the cashiers really do not give a flying fuck

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>>12965038
I'd probably get a bucket of KFC once a month if it didn't cost $30. I'll stick with being at a healthy weight eating $5 worth of Taco Bell every day, thank you.

>> No.12965231

>>12965209
Hmmmm what I have no idea what the fuck you are showing me?

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>>12965231
>Fat fuck doesn't know what a nutrition label is.
O am I laffin.

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>>12965231
the lasagna i eat. or not i guess cause we skeleys apparently break laws of thermodynamics just to make fatties seeth

>> No.12965269

>>12965231
>i've never seen a nutrition label in my life but am arguing about calories
I have no idea what this conversation was even about, but looking back a couple posts you're obviously retarded.

>> No.12965292

>>12965246
>>12965254
>>12965269

Record yourself eating it and I will believe you autist.

>> No.12965296

>>12965231
Kys

>> No.12965301

>>12965107
Nah maybe he doesn't want to look like he has a eating problem he's probably ordering it every few days

>> No.12965307

I used to get tanked during the week then the next day I would order the delivery meal Deal from Pizza Hut which was a stuffed crust pizza, a regular pizza and 2 sides. I wouldn't eat it all in one sitting but I would eat it all.

>> No.12965308

>>12965301
again, they don't care. they are there to serve us food and collect a paycheck, not worry about the customer's health

>> No.12965309

If u look at all in shape, just tell them its a cheat meal

>> No.12965315

>>12965308
Well that's true

>> No.12965323

>>12965296
Why are you replying over and over you retarded autist?

>> No.12965339

>>12965315
I used to be a terrible little stoner back in the day and would frequently order shitloads of food. People only care if you're hard to understand, your order is complicated, or you're rude. Most of the time they're happy to do a big order because it's good business

>> No.12965348

>>12965323
>i-its one person
Take your meds, schizo

>> No.12965518

>>12965348
>same autist makes the same replies with the same frog pictures
>not me

>> No.12965559

>>12965038
Ronnie are you okay?

>> No.12965762

>>12965038
Been there anon. Hope you get through it too. All of the best

>> No.12965770

>>12965038
>morbidly obese alcoholic posting fast food
Yep I'm definitely on /ck/

>> No.12965804

>>12965038
I ate a whole family sized pack of steamed broccoli once

>> No.12965807

>>12965173
>moderation
The point of the conversation was that you are eating in moderation and not actually a lot though

>> No.12965821

>>12965807
All these retards who pretend they have a high metabolism say this. I have a buddy who claims the same, thin as a twig says he can eat all kinds off bad shit. In one day I witnessed him eating sugary cereal that he threw half away because he has OCD and the only think he ate later on was 4 chicken nuggets and a handful of fries. Sure in theory he ate "bad shit" but he ate so little of it, it didn't matter. Now compare that to OP who tonight in one meal probably ate at least 5 pieces of fried chicken, biscuits and a variety of sides.

>> No.12965833

>>12965147
Most calories are consumed by the brain so people who can eat all day and not get fat are probably more intelligent

>> No.12965863

>>12965833
explains why fat fucks are almost universally brainlets without exception no matter what and probably a big unknown subliminal reason why they are despised too

>> No.12965872

>>12965292
How much do you weigh, fatty?

>> No.12965878

>>12965872
Record yourself eating

>> No.12966063

>>12965872
>>12965878
How about you faggots actually each do the thing i.e. one of you posts eating the full lasagna and then the other one has to post his actual weight

>> No.12966511

>>12965194
how often do you eat a party size lasagna though because if its once a week then you're probably eating at maintenance the rest of the time
if its daily then you're burning 1200kcal through heavy activity

>> No.12966524

>>12965038
How fucking fat are u?? For the cost of that meal you can get a steak dinner

>> No.12966533

>>12965038
>all these people saying nobody cares
Yet every time I order a family bucket for myself at KFC the workers have this smirk that shows how pathetic they think I am. Yesterday I ordered a family size bucket of fried chicken in a family-owned restaurant in Thailand, and the workers all came out to gawk at me

>> No.12966537

>>12966533
you're 300lbs plus aren't you
anything under and its feasible that you're buying to share but over and they know you're eating it alone

>> No.12966542

>>12966537
Nope, I'm 6'1 and 87 kg. I sit and eat it in the restaurant, that's how they know

>> No.12966618

>>12965142
Dear skelly.

It will catch up to you, start making habits now.

t.formerskelly

>> No.12966649

>>12965038
>40oz steelie in the plastic resealable bottle
Based brother.

>> No.12966682

>>12965038
Did you get the shits after?

>> No.12966703

I could probably eat one by myself but never have, I usually buy a kfc family meal for me and my gf but she only eats one piece of chicken and some fries. I have to eat everything else, I usually save some pieces for the next days breakfast

>> No.12966710

>>12966542
Oops meant to say 87 st not kg

>> No.12966845

I have eaten an entire pizza by myself (about 20" diameter). Does that count?

>> No.12966861

>>12965038
yes but definitely not in one sitting. spread the food out over a few days

>> No.12966871

>>12965038
who the fuck gets these ripoffs? Why do boomers think the awful sides are edible? just get a bucket, the cold macaroni and coldslaw and shit is vomit inducing.

>> No.12966898

>>12966871
Have sex.

>> No.12967023

>>12965038
So you're LARPing as a Key & Peele character on 4chan now?

>> No.12967041

>>12965292
Are you 10? Who the fuck asks someone to give up their anonymity online? This isn't Facebook faggot

>> No.12967050

>>12967041
Don't have to show you face faggot to do this

>> No.12967051

>>12965075
I had a paper coupon and used it 6 times in one month. They never take the paper coupons lol

>> No.12967148

>>12967023
You know what larping means?

>> No.12967224

>>12965117
some of their bits are brilliant, the one about the inner city teacher gets me every time.

>> No.12967227

>>12965038
I eat a whole Red Baron pizza for my self

>> No.12967288

>>12965038
>Does anyone ever order family sized food and eat it all themselves?
Oh god no

>> No.12967304

You stole this joke from Key and Peele

>> No.12967400

>>12965038
>malt liquor
>fried chicken
I bet your a big fat nigger

>> No.12967409

>>12965209
200g of lasagne isn't alot. it's like one 2x1.5" square.

>> No.12967428

>>12967409
yes but multiply that by 12

>> No.12967430

>>12967051
They never change either, just say you have the coupon for that order and they’ll punch it into the machine and that’s your price

>> No.12967468

>>12965038
Yes but im sick to death of /ck/ being shitted up with fast food and takeaway threads. It has nothing to do with cooking and can hardly even be considered food.

>> No.12967502

>>12967428
Exactly. A tray is like 3000-4000 calories.

>> No.12967533

>>12965140
>DOES ANYONE ON THIS FUCKING FOOD SUBCHAN EVEN FUCKING COOK?
Yeah, the Dickered poster.