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>Today
>Order bacon pineapple pizza and buffalo wings over the phone
>Walk one mile in humid weather to get to the pizza place
>Really tired and out of it when I get in and give the order name
>"Pizzawings and fries?"
>What the fuck are pizzawings
>"Sorry? Could you repeat that?"
>"You ordered Pizzawings and fries over the phone?"
>Stare at her confused
>Not knowing what to do start reciting my order again with toppings and all
>She stares at me and says, "yyyyYah"
>Realize she apparently understands and just allow her to get my pizza and buffalo wings
>Realize what she meant while walking home
Comas mean pauses, lady, fuck.

>> No.12964592

You walk to get food?
How poor are you?

>> No.12964608

>>12964592
One mile is nothing, fatarse.

>> No.12964609

>>12964558
How the hell do you get really tired after only walking one mile, hopefully you just have a shit ton of hills to walk up

>> No.12964613

Is Pizzawings and fries some ghetto slang that the nigger workers came up with?

>> No.12964619

>>12964608
>One mile is nothing, fatarse.
Nor according to you in your retarded story. 1 mile almost killed you

>> No.12964622

>>12964619
Wat?

>> No.12964649

>>12964622
Not according to you in your retarded story. 1 mile almost killed you

>> No.12964811

>>12964613
busy people talking fast while slow brain op couldn't keep up cause he just walked an entire 15 minutes

>> No.12964841

>>12964558
what a terrible story

>> No.12964859

>>12964609
Key words being humid weather

>>12964613
She meant "Pizza, 'wings and fries", referring to my pizza, buffalo wings and french fries.

>>12964592
I need exercise somehow, also it takes them 15 minutes to get it ready anyway so why not spend that time walking there

>>12964841
Thank you

>> No.12964861

>>12964811
I bet you use a tripcode because you feel like you got something to say.

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12964974

>pineapple on pizza
you deserve everything bad that happens to you

>> No.12965031

>>12964861
I use it because of brain problems

>> No.12965044

>>12964859
>french fries
What kind of unholy abomination fucking pizza place sells french fries? And who the fuck would eat fucking fries when they are already eating a loaf of bread? Holy fuck get your life in order op.

>> No.12965049

>>12965044
not him but basically everywhere in Ontario does but thats because they want the poutine audience

>> No.12965149

>>12964558
You are cute and I hope your meal was delicious

>> No.12965248

>>12964649
Wat!?

>> No.12965614

>>12964558
did yuno ban you again

>> No.12966401

>>12964974
>follows reddit trends
>wojak poster

just put me in the screencap you faggots

>> No.12966418

>>12965044
Pizza Hut has fries, and no one, NO ONE, out pizzas the hut.

>> No.12966427

>>12964859
>I need exercise somehow
If your health matters to you, stop eating such a large meal as pizzawings and fries. You can't outwalk a bad diet. Not walking at all but eating at a caloric deficit would have been healthier.

>> No.12966593

>>12965248
Not according to you in your retarded story. 1 mile almost killed you

>> No.12966610

>>12964558
post feminine penis

>> No.12966706

>>12965614
I wasn't the one who was b&, blogthread's just locked

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12967889

>>12964558
you looks tired

>> No.12968973

>>12965614
>>12966706
Samachanners on /ck/ huh
Neato.

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12969030

>>12964558
>be few years ago
>working at Starbucks
>store doing a promotion for a new drink
>guy comes in
>"hey can I get a 'Limited time only special iced white mocha frappucino topped with creamy whipped cream, sweet caramel drizzle and refreshing mint chocolate chips' please?" (verbatim)
>mfw

>> No.12969051

>>12969030
The guy was just fucking with you anonymous.
Or maybe he was severely autistic, who knows.

>> No.12969597

>>12969030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWfHLPrfkho

>> No.12970097

>>12966401
pineapple on pizza is the most rebbit pizza topping possible, what are you talking about?

>> No.12970163

>>12970097
>a food topping that every normalfag under the sun gets visibly upset by when mentioned is "reddit"
shut up retard

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>>12964558
You sound like the old people who order at my store and assume we're mind readers because you order here all the time and just assume what you're getting because of your own vocabulary for your order. Fuck you. We've got other orders and customers to deal with that can actually name things on the menu then your horribly out of touch non-social senile ass.

>> No.12970257 [DELETED] 

>>12964558
Im gay btw

>> No.12970560

>>12970097
pineapple on pizza is the most reddit thing to hate on are you severely autistic or just completely disconnected with normies?

>> No.12970565

>>12964558
Nice animu.
Faggot.

>> No.12970575

>>12964558
Learn basic social skills and get in better shape.

>> No.12970847

>>12964859
BUT YOU DIDNT ORDER FRY IN OP. ERGO WAS NOT YOUR FUCKING ORDER. YOU PIZZAWINGS DIDNT YOU LITTLE FAGBOY. WHAT ARE PIZZAWINGS!!!

>> No.12970854

>>12964558
>walk one mile
>tired and "out of it"
you fat fuck. stop watching anime and eating pizza you fat fuck. why does anime do this to people?

>> No.12970870

>>12964608
Honestly I love walking and i walk about 2 hours a day, but I'd rather order food becauae it'd get cold on the way home

>> No.12971010

>>12970854
My grandmother lived to 107 by watching anime every day, despite being a heavy smoker and morbidly obese. Anime is good for you.

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>>12970560
have you looked in the fucking mirror? only people who care about what they eat as an identity eat pineapple on pizza

>> No.12971026

>>12970163
t. Doesn't know any actual normies

>> No.12972447

>>12969597
Kek

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12972470

>>12964608
imagine being a bongcuck and calling anyone else fat

>> No.12972691

>>12970097
Hawaiian pizza has been around forever and nobody gave a shit
The faux-outrage over pineapple on pizza is a normalfag social media meme

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>>12972691
>nobody gave a shit
Revisionist zoom-zoom, I remember kids hating on pineapple pizza right after quoting Yop commercials in middle school. You have no fucking clue.

>> No.12974524

>>12966593
CAN YOU PLEASE REPEAT?!

>> No.12975671

>>12971014
imagine being this much of a fat retard
hating on pizza is a fucking identity for normal peeps have you ever even spoken with anyone other than your schizo self you pretentious cuck