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>Go into busy Chipotle
>order Quesarito when a line out the door behind me
>She visibly sighs
>Make sure the add all the extra free stuff
>Too big to wrap and it rips
>Tell them to re-wrap it
>She's visibly angry
>Don't tip
>File complaint about the situation
>Corporate says "We are very sorry about your experience we hope we can make it up to you with a free meal!"

Anyone know any other good food hacks?

>> No.12964303

>>12964295
t. nigger

>> No.12964310

>>12964295
comfy :)

>> No.12964313

>>12964303
they should remove those options if they dont want people to use them

>> No.12964316

you're supposed to tip at chipotle???

>> No.12964335

>>12964295
After you eat your meal, you can just run out of a restaurant without paying.

>> No.12964342

>>12964313
no, you should simply not complain about the consequences of your choices.

>> No.12964347

>>12964342
That's a good goy

>> No.12964372

>>12964335
Get a load of this fucking duck everybody, he's never been to a restaurant so he thinks that you eat first and then pay

>> No.12964434
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>>12964372
HAH!
GAYYYYYYYY!!!!

>> No.12964448

>Larping this hard
we all know this is what you wished you did, but what did you actually do? cry?

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>>12964295
What if your complaint makes the sandwich girl shoot up the place, good job, your stupid free sandwich caused the sandwich girl to go postal

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>>12964513
>sandwich

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>>12964513
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANT A CHIPOTLE MASS SHOOTER MOMMY GF

>> No.12964652

>>12964513
that would be pretty funny though

>> No.12964663

>>12964295
Should have ended the story with

>Guess what I am ordering again tomorrow

>> No.12965975

>>12964513
>tfw no chipotle mass shooter gf