>tfw moved back to the US and can't find a place that makes Doner kebab

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Anonymous Sun Sep 22 23:53:24 2019 No.12960219 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw moved back to the US and can't find a place that makes Doner kebab

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 23:54:53 2019 No.12960226 >>12960219 go back to wherever you came from

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 23:56:15 2019 No.12960232 >>12960219 yeah, gyros are easier to find but don't have quite the right lineup of ingredients. here in Major Metro there's like one place I know that serves them specifically but it's not exactly common

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 23:57:38 2019 No.12960241 >>12960226 I'm from the US, Doner kebab is a top tier food anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 01:26:39 2019 No.12960563 you can find gyros, and shawarma

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 01:28:30 2019 No.12960571 >>12960563 >shawarma doner kebab is shawarma

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 01:30:36 2019 No.12960576 >>12960571 yeah i was thinking they were all bastardizations of each other. just go to a major city, and im sure you can find your fix.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 01:32:16 2019 No.12960582 >>12960571 Gyros, shawarma and döner are pretty similar. Just make your own, this is the cooking board ffs

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 01:39:54 2019 No.12960605 >>12960582 But paying people to cook for us gives us more time to live our lives.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 01:44:04 2019 No.12960618 >>12960605 >paying people to cook for us gives us more time to live our lives. Live our lives discussing flip fast food with anonymous pedophiles

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 01:58:51 2019 No.12960648 File: 270 KB, 1364x409, Screenshot_2019-09-23 Doner Kebab Machines products for sale eBay.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12960582 OK, I'll just make my o--

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:08:47 2019 No.12960670 File: 195 KB, 1280x720, 345563568589.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12960219 The only good DÖNER are in Germany. Nobody in america knows how to make a decent Döner, they're all trash.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:10:34 2019 No.12960673 >>12960670 No one in America knows how to make a decent anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:11:31 2019 No.12960675 >>12960219 It's a good thing literally everything else makes up for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:13:21 2019 No.12960681 >>12960648 you don't need one of those things, you can do it with a grill, a spit, and a simple motor kit you can buy online

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:13:43 2019 No.12960684 >>12960673 lol yeah, true

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:16:05 2019 No.12960692 >>12960681 If it's horizontal, that's not a doner kebab mate

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:18:49 2019 No.12960701 >>12960670 You can literally have it made by the arabs in any major city

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:20:39 2019 No.12960707 >>12960692 >If it's horizontal, that's not a doner kebab mate completely irrelevant to the flavor and texture of the product

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:22:57 2019 No.12960714 >>12960701 and they'll taste like total shit because it's not made in Germany by a greasy Turk who knows what he's doing: "Mit alles und schaaf". You probably don't even have a passport, so how would you know?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:24:23 2019 No.12960716 >>12960701 Look at this clueless mutt

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 03:06:49 2019 No.12960817 >>12960714 >>12960716 apples and oranges

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 03:14:23 2019 No.12960833 >>12960670 most döner in Germany are disgusting and people eat them anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 03:17:13 2019 No.12960845 >>12960605 I enjoy cooking more than take out

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 03:18:22 2019 No.12960848 >>12960707 >completely irrelevant to the flavor and texture of the product This. If anything you'll get better results at home.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 03:21:17 2019 No.12960859 >>12960241 >Doner kebab is a top tier food anon. Go back to were your parents came from.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 03:22:06 2019 No.12960865 >>12960859 let me guess, you just eat hamburgers all day every day for everything?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 03:25:12 2019 No.12960872 >>12960817 what i mean is tomato tomato

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 03:27:17 2019 No.12960879 >fries in the donair I hate that. It tastes bad and it makes the shop look cheap.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 04:01:49 2019 No.12960950 >>12960879 >he doesn't even kapsalon

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 04:09:47 2019 No.12960974 >>12960859 retarded tastelet

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 04:09:56 2019 No.12960976 >>12960879 Those fags in California are trying to convince me that putting fries in a burrito is a good idea but I know better

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 05:01:48 2019 No.12961131 >>12960707 Absolutely objectively wrong. A vertical doner lets the juices flow down from the top, keeping it moist. With horizontal the effect is diminished. Just think about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 05:06:43 2019 No.12961141 File: 16 KB, 556x712, nigel.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] missing me fave kebab places, like

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 05:09:49 2019 No.12961146 >>12960605 That actually depends on how long it takes you to cook, how much you get paid, and of course whether or not you enjoy cooking

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 06:12:53 2019 No.12961316 >>12960974 >>12960865 Try bacon, you gay Muslim faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 09:30:14 2019 No.12961768 >>12960648 For me, it's CANMAC DONER KEBAB MACHINE 3 BURNER COMPACT,SLIM SIZE, BRAND NEW Shawarma

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 09:36:14 2019 No.12961783 >>12960219 We eat gyros in the States.

Anonymous Mon Sep 23 09:40:33 2019 No.12961796
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>>12961141
>tfw kebab place near me does non-shitty meat plus fresh naan from a clay oven and delicious home made sauce
>they don't deliver
>40 minute round trip cause of traffic

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 09:41:09 2019 No.12961799 >>12961141 Bruv

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 09:44:16 2019 No.12961808 >>12960859 My parents are Black and from Texas and Calofornia ya dingus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 09:45:36 2019 No.12961814 >>12960571 Really? Doner is Schwarma? There's this place I've been ignoring because I thought Doner was different. Gonna hit it up today lads

Anonymous Mon Sep 23 09:47:36 2019 No.12961818

>>12961131
No, dumbass, horizontal prevents juices more juices from leaving the meat since it rotates against the force of gravity half of the time. Juices hang near the “bottom” of the meat but the bottom constantly changes and is replaced with new meat during rotation. You can’t say the same for vertical.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 09:59:40 2019 No.12961857 >>12961818 No, the juices just have less time to travel and drip out into the coals. Can you at least learn cooking if you're going to post here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 10:04:32 2019 No.12961868 >>12960219 Go eat a burger and stop your bitching

Anonymous Mon Sep 23 10:11:41 2019 No.12961880
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>>12961818
>>12961857
>>12961131
A Horizontal spit is called Cağ kebabı, and was the original form. The Vertical spit was an 1850's innovation as a GIMMICK. It has no actual effect upon the meat

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 10:12:11 2019 No.12961884 >>12961814 They are slightly different

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 10:13:13 2019 No.12961889 File: 37 KB, 708x480, 1557201322406.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12961783 Döner is miles better...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 10:31:44 2019 No.12961939 The only place here that makes doner is located inside a mall food court

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 10:39:02 2019 No.12961960 >>12960571 >doner kebab is shawarma this poster can either be someone who's never had shawarma or got they got sold kebab by some shifty brownies claiming it to be shawarma either way you couldn't be more wrong than by saying crab tastes like haddock

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 10:46:53 2019 No.12961986 >>12961880 It saves space you mongoloid retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 10:47:25 2019 No.12961988 >>12961960 it's all the fucking same >>12961986 and has no effect upon the meat

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:29:31 2019 No.12962104 >>12961988 All food is the same

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:33:00 2019 No.12962116 >>12960241 >US based Donner kebab. Only if your starving. Best in the winter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:34:46 2019 No.12962123 >>12961884 >>12960582 All shwarma is doner, not all doner is shwarma.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:36:01 2019 No.12962125 >>12962104 imagine being so insecure you resort to weak trolling when you lose an internet argument about grilling meat

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 12:34:52 2019 No.12962314 >>12962125 High IQ post

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 13:31:43 2019 No.12962505 >>12960226 Based

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 13:38:47 2019 No.12962532 Excited tonight guys. I'll be having some kebab for the 1st time in over 3 years. It's schawarma not Doner but at least I made the white garlic sauce already.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 13:40:28 2019 No.12962542 >>12962104 >All food is the same That's it, boys. Shut the board down. No sense in continuing this charade any longer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 13:53:00 2019 No.12962604 After doing some scholarly research on wikipedia, the only differences I can make out between doner, gyro, and shawarma are the ethnic groups making it, as well as the spice, vegetable, and condiment choices which are all very similar in nature.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 13:57:31 2019 No.12962623 White Sauce recipe: 1 Cup Greek Yogurt 1 Cup Mayo 1 tbsp Lemon Juice 3 crushed garlic cloves 1 tbsp salt 1/2 tbsp black pepper Mix well

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 14:02:57 2019 No.12962650 File: 76 KB, 800x534, shaw-sandwich.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] shawarma

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 14:04:40 2019 No.12962657 File: 24 KB, 480x270, doner.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 14:08:02 2019 No.12962666 File: 226 KB, 1199x868, gyro.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 14:08:54 2019 No.12962669 >>12960563 i would kill for a gyro

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 14:09:02 2019 No.12962671 >>12960226 lost

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 14:10:44 2019 No.12962677 File: 105 KB, 600x400, al pastor.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12962623 thanks >>12962532 you guys have any good recipes or techniques?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 14:30:12 2019 No.12962758 File: 148 KB, 946x1000, o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you're ever in Speicher Germany, City Grill has great Doner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 14:35:52 2019 No.12962793 >>12960605 You have nothing to live for.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 14:45:18 2019 No.12962832 >>12960833 Tbf even if Doner is bad Doner it's still pretty damn delicious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 14:55:38 2019 No.12962869 Hala guys is a big chain and sells it, virtually any greek place has it. No clue why you must have DONER in the name for it to be better. Also you are al wrong, best kebab is in Tokyo

Anonymous Mon Sep 23 15:29:38 2019 No.12963035
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>>12962869
>best kebab is in Tokyo
Holy shit, you might be the wrongest person in /ck/ right now. Kebab in Japan is basic and practically bland. I just moved from Shizuoka to Boston. I can walk into any random shop serving shwarma or gyros and they're better than anything I had in Tokyo.
This one was from a place literally just named Shwarma And Falafel, it wasn't impressive, but it was still better than what I had in Japan.
Japanese takes on foreign foods are usually good, but kebab just falls on its ass.
Unless you mean a specific place, in which case name it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 15:32:32 2019 No.12963045 >>12960219 Look for shawarma or Halal meats places, it's pretty much the same shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 15:53:46 2019 No.12963126 >>12960670 the perfect food for a drunken man lusting for some grease

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 15:57:15 2019 No.12963137 >>12963035 Tokyo kebab is just an autistic forced meme, he usually talks about how it's too expensive and therefore Japan needs immigrants

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 16:00:18 2019 No.12963149 I've never tried any of these I might go tomorrow to a place that sells them. Looks tempting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 16:06:14 2019 No.12963163 Swarma is so much better with pickles. Why would anyone make it without?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 16:09:22 2019 No.12963175 You probably need to go somewhere with a sizeable Turkish or Middle Eastern enclave. Glendale in Los Angeles, for example.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 16:10:54 2019 No.12963182 >>12960219 >>12960241 http://doener-usa.com/

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 16:19:31 2019 No.12963221 >>12963035 Why the fuck would you leave Japan for America?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 16:21:21 2019 No.12963231 >>12962869 Halal guys is not the type of Doner im looking for

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 16:26:46 2019 No.12963256 >>12962869 you're literally retarded pls kys, you probably think pizza hut is real pizza too

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 16:38:07 2019 No.12963303 >>12963221 Because Japan isn't better, it's just different. More importantly my job options were incredibly limited there, and the work culture is awful. Now are you going to talk about food or question my life choices?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 16:42:49 2019 No.12963329 >>12962657 What's the difference between 2 and three?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 16:55:25 2019 No.12963402 >>12963329 They're all the same. It like calling a hamburger made out of pork something different because it isn't beef

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 16:56:45 2019 No.12963410 Move to the Detroit suburbs there’s one here on every corner

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 17:25:34 2019 No.12963541 File: 446 KB, 628x581, 1559846433860.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ordered Chicken Shawarma just now >chicken was really dry and flavorless >fries were rock solid

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 17:29:11 2019 No.12963555 the virgin shawarma The Chad Kafta

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 17:37:32 2019 No.12963581 >>12960219 Go to arbys and eat a fucking gyro Also if you call it a "hero" you're a fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 17:39:17 2019 No.12963585 >>12963581 You talk like a redditor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 17:40:55 2019 No.12963591 >>12963585 Okay fag

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 17:48:49 2019 No.12963624 >>12963581 >>12963591 Stop trying so hard to fit in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 17:50:19 2019 No.12963633 >>12963624 I've been here all my life. Reddit is cancer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 19:26:38 2019 No.12964041 >>12960714 Reminder that arabic Turks are a thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 19:31:15 2019 No.12964063 >>12963541 F

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 19:40:10 2019 No.12964104 >>12960670 >a shaved slab of extended mystery mince this poster has to be a joke, but he's a little too committed, seen him in many threads

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 19:42:54 2019 No.12964113 >>12960859 /pol/ is that way anon ->

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 21:37:21 2019 No.12964601 >>12964041 is Turkey just the Eurasia U.S.?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 21:55:55 2019 No.12964695 File: 206 KB, 600x800, IMG_6115_d800.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] donair is best doner

Anonymous Mon Sep 23 22:00:21 2019 No.12964713

>hear about this for years
>finally travel abroad more often
>try this shit
>it's shit
>ask what makes it so great UK friend LAD I'T LIKE 6 QUID FOR THIS THAT'S A BARGIN Mainland Europe slightly cheaper but still just as shit their "hot sauce" is bullshit levels of hot which I'd not even bother calling it hot
>explain I could get better munchies in america for about the same price or more for my dollar
>long winded shit about how it's garbage and kebab is way better than that trash in america

Never fucking understand the obsession with this food, I guess it's fine in terms of fast food prices in EU but it's not that good a deal. Just open later than some places

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 22:01:41 2019 No.12964721 donner kebab is just a giant fucking hotdog made from lamb or beef and sliced off in strips

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 22:10:55 2019 No.12964760 Would rather have a philly steak n cheese than this

Anonymous Mon Sep 23 22:26:27 2019 No.12964824
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>>12963035
>>12962869
Tokoy Kebab is ultimately mediocre but it is good as a drunk comfort food. Sometimes as a westerner living in Japan you just get a craving for something like it. I actually do enjoy it though it is very different from a standard kebab. Definitely a Japanese take on it with the shredded cabbage.

Pic related may look terrible (and it kind of is) but I would devour one of these right now.

Anonymous Mon Sep 23 22:48:07 2019 No.12964908

>>12964824
It is good comfort food especially when you've been overseas for a while, but it isn't a particularly good kebab and certainly not the best by any measure.
I would not eat a Star kebab out of nostalgia for them, there are so many better options if you're not in Japan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 22:58:21 2019 No.12964961 >>12960226 This

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 23:12:07 2019 No.12965027 >>12964721 >this one food is just a fucking version of this other food made except made from different ingredients and prepared differently

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 23:15:55 2019 No.12965041 >>12964760 that's because you're an asshole. The best food is greek pita, tornado meat, tomato, onion, tzatziki, feta, seasoning salt. All properly treated to a skillet and sundries.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 23:18:06 2019 No.12965051 File: 34 KB, 600x451, chain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12961818 >rotates against the force of gravity Anti gravity perpetual kabab machine

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 23:20:02 2019 No.12965059 isn't donair/doner just a gyro but with a specific sauce instead of just tzatziki?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 23:22:55 2019 No.12965062 >>12963633 >I've been here all my life Cringe

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 23:23:58 2019 No.12965071 >>12965059 It's nova scotia shitbox gyro. Get the real thing and stop eating garlic white sauce.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 23:27:33 2019 No.12965091 >>12965071 thought so. was wondering why i can't find doner in Ontario, just to try

Anonymous Mon Sep 23 23:32:30 2019 No.12965112

>>12965091

Go to Toronto and get a shawarma. I was leaving TO and got the best food I've ever eaten with a twist of mint. Fuck I want to find the place on google. Just eat in TO. Best Portuguese chicken I've ever had, whatever, they do food their better than NYC.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 23:36:16 2019 No.12965126 >>12965112 nah Hamilton has a pretty big arab population too and we have some pretty insane shawarma it's much closer to Stoney Creek than Toronto is

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 23:37:24 2019 No.12965133 >>12965126 You're part of the golden horseshoe, I imagine Irontown is tasty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 23:42:27 2019 No.12965152 >>12965059 The meat is a little different, it uses a different mixture of vegetables (and more of them), the bread that it comes in is different than a straight pita, it's different enough to make the distinction

Anonymous Mon Sep 23 23:46:32 2019 No.12965168

>>12965059
Meat is more oily a tad cooked slightly different but overall it's the same shit. No clue why euros constantly want it when they visit, someone told me we don't have it in the US and I know like 4 greek/mediterainian food places that server it the same style as in europe. It's not hard to get by any means, just compared to the vast amount of other dishes available something I rarely go out of the way for.

Then again european food is so fucking bland and middle of the road in taste I can see why kebab with it's amount of seasoning is seen like something amazing

Anonymous Mon Sep 23 23:49:39 2019 No.12965183

>>12965168
>Then again european food is so fucking bland and middle of the road in taste I can see why kebab with it's amount of seasoning is seen like something amazing

That's the fucking dumbest thing I've read here today. Tell me Mediterranean food is boring you stupid stupid stupid asshole. God. This is a cum hole for idiots.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 23:50:38 2019 No.12965189 >>12960219 Move to Minnesota if you want to commune with muslims so badly >>12960226 based

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 23:52:46 2019 No.12965195 >>12965189 Why do you fecal people not just place a rope around your neck and self correct? You dont belong with people. You need to die. Just quietly die.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 23:54:05 2019 No.12965197 >>12965195 >You need to die. Pot meet kettle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 23:54:26 2019 No.12965201 >>12960219 Try new york city or minneapolis. Aside from that fuck off and eat a burrito. This is usa not europe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 23:54:56 2019 No.12965206 >>12965197 Go meet your black kettle, I'm right behind you, honey.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 23:55:33 2019 No.12965208 >>12965206 Are all liberals this obsessed with black things?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 23:56:11 2019 No.12965211 >>12965201 America is dead. You don't even have government. You're all stray assholes running around the country like zombies.

Anonymous Mon Sep 23 23:57:50 2019 No.12965216

Europe food is so fucking bland
>mmm we fried it so random
>added black pepper so exotic
>whoooo that's some spice added cayenne pepper! hot damn!
>we added slightly more bread a little differently this time
>we added a slight glaze on it
>gravy more like flavor time!

rinse and repeat, most european food is just stolen bugmen shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 23:57:57 2019 No.12965217 >>12965208 Woogie boogie nigger! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIVh-3TdUIY

Anonymous Mon Sep 23 23:58:29 2019 No.12965219

>>12965059
doner/gyro/shawarma are all just cultural variations on vertical spit roasted meat cones.

Doner usually has a bit thicker bread than just pita.

The best place locally here serves its Doner on Lepinja, a Serbian/Bosnian flatbread that's about twice as thick as Pita.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 23:58:58 2019 No.12965223 >>12965208 I know you're a dumb 20 something, why tell everyone else?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 00:01:49 2019 No.12965232 File: 1.35 MB, 1000x1000, 1561531599647.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OI WHO BE TALKIN SHIT OF ME MUMS MEAL ONCE I FINISH ME TATERS AND CHIPS IMMA HAVE A REAL STIFF WORD 'ERE

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 00:07:23 2019 No.12965256 >>12965133 Steeltown, but yeah. Lots of great places to eat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 00:11:43 2019 No.12965270 >>12965256 Sorry, you coke your carbon. Steeltown it is. It's still going to die in the modern economy. Hamilton is going to die because china does your shit better, cheaper and faster than you can even imagine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 00:13:29 2019 No.12965278 >>12965270 Okay? I just live here dude, I don't really give a shit. Anyone with two braincells know Stelco and Dafasco haven't been doing well for a long time. Guess that's why you think it's new news?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 00:14:41 2019 No.12965281 Why is it meat wrapped in pita at some places and skewered meat at others?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 00:17:17 2019 No.12965294 >>12965278 It's not news, you just need to shut the fuck up about it and take it like a "man". You cum hole. It's devastation and you're just some fuckhole that talks about it. You're too stupid to know or admit it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 00:21:14 2019 No.12965313 >>12965278 Do you remember what happened in Sault Ste. Marie?

Anonymous Tue Sep 24 00:23:56 2019 No.12965331

>>12965294
>>12965313
Nope, I really don't care. I'm gonna be moving some time anyway. Get some chill and quit reddit spacing. Find someone else to have an internet fight with about the shithole that is Hamilton and the steel industry. I cannot possibly begin to bring myself to care.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 00:24:40 2019 No.12965332 >>12965281 get a passport and find out

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 00:27:05 2019 No.12965340 >>12965331 Who the fuck says reddit spacing You want me to delete something. You're a fucking child Reddit spaced.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 00:28:20 2019 No.12965343 >>12965331 You can't shut the fuck up, tho? Right? I just like taunting idiots but you're a crew.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 00:29:07 2019 No.12965345 >>12963035 Korea unironically has the best kebabs

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 00:31:00 2019 No.12965353 >>12965331 You will look at your life and wish you died earlier. You're the unengaged idiot that suffers life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 00:31:42 2019 No.12965356 >>12960241 >>12960859 States fag here - I only ever had a doner in Canada.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 00:33:22 2019 No.12965359 >>12965356 Canada is from Nova Scotia to Vancouver, asshole. WHERE?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 00:35:01 2019 No.12965365 >>12965359 everywhere, everywhere in canada has doner (donair) and schwarma. unless it's really rural. the best are in alberta and nova scotia though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 00:35:26 2019 No.12965367 This is why I picture americans with their own urine leaking quietly into their own mouths.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 00:37:36 2019 No.12965372 >>12965365 No, we have Gyro. Or every other shitty flatbread meat tornado. Donaire isn't Canadian, it's Eastern. Even my cunt ex wife said that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 00:38:47 2019 No.12965377 >>12965372 yeah I'm not retarded, I know donair is middle eastern, we have doner kebab relabeled as donair, sometimes with sweet sauce. made by lebanese instead of turks, don't lecture me on my own country I know my shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 00:41:24 2019 No.12965382 >>12965372 I never said it was Canadian. I'm just saying I live in the US and the only time someone called it Doner was in Canada.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 00:43:02 2019 No.12965388 >>12965377 So tell these assholes what it tastes like, as if you're a cunting vendor. GOd. It's like talking to a barking dog.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 00:44:59 2019 No.12965392 >>12965388 it's spicy reformed meat that is spinning on a cooking device and sliced, put inside flatbread with sauce and vegetables, it's the exact same thing as doner kebab

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 00:47:05 2019 No.12965399 >>12965392 Do you know the difference between white garlic mayo and tzatziki?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 00:47:48 2019 No.12965402 >>12964908 Yeah thats what I said. I wasn't the anon who said it was the best.

Anonymous Tue Sep 24 00:48:46 2019 No.12965406

>>12965399
tzatziki comes from greece and is yogurt and lemon and parsley and whatever else. I don't know what the fuck white garlic mayo is (maybe you are dumb and don't know what it's actually made out of). but sweet sauce in canadian donair is made from sweetened condensed milk and garlic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 01:10:16 2019 No.12965492 >>12960219 that's because doner is just a shitty poor people version of souvlaki

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 01:21:22 2019 No.12965524 >>12964713 yuros tripping over themselves to suck muhammad dick

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 01:47:08 2019 No.12965594 >>12960859 Fuck off /pol/, go back to where you came from.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 01:53:35 2019 No.12965619 >>12960670 This anon speaks the truth. Near Chicago, seems like it should be an easy win. But no. No döner for me. Please frens share US döner places, I don't want to wait until I cross the Atlantic again

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 02:18:12 2019 No.12965695 >>12965183 Mediterranean food is boring, it's just tomatos, pasta, oil and bread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 02:21:11 2019 No.12965708 >>12961796 It should be a pitta not a naan you fucking spastic

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 02:25:05 2019 No.12965720 >>12965695 This stupid fucking cunt. What is American food. it's tv dinners you stupid fucking moron. Shut your idiot hole. I'm a whitebread american and even I know you're the dumbest cunt placed on this continent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 02:28:40 2019 No.12965733 >>12965720 Your mum's a continent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 02:30:17 2019 No.12965735 >>12965733 go beddy bye you fucking dumb kid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 02:33:45 2019 No.12965742 >>12965720 >What is American food. it's tv dinners you stupid fucking moron. Wow, what shitty parents you had and a shitty life you now live.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 02:35:22 2019 No.12965748 File: 362 KB, 300x256, giphy-3.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12965735 Just got in, your mum gave me a bedtime kiss, on my knob.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 02:40:48 2019 No.12965764 >>12965748 That is Rachel Weisz dying when she sees God. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsoiolxCEEo

Anonymous Tue Sep 24 02:43:51 2019 No.12965772

there is no best kebab, its very on and off in basically everywhere, however i am turkish and i live in belgium and after having been in a couple places, belgium is the best, combined with the beer, however i cannot say for sure, you really have to know your places, the places that serve actual kebab meat and not cheap minced meat etc

The special ingedrient in making a good kebab is the pickled red cabbage. And very slightly toasting the bread. The place has to use good quality meat, however going to a place where they serve minced meat but offer more in quantity is acceptable if you are a fatass lel. I will tell your about 75 percent of kebab shops are just your average kebabs that are not worth mentioning.

>tfw you cant go to your favorite kebab shop anymore because they are gulenists

just t*rk things

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 02:49:48 2019 No.12965789 >>12965772 I want to gently piss on you while you're asleep. You're so right. The pee pee is good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK716RqoUms

Anonymous Tue Sep 24 03:04:22 2019 No.12965835
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>>12965789
Its kind of weird seeing all those ck threads and all the kebab images people post, wich mostly look like complete garbage.

Look at this one,

>>12964695

I would be offender if i was offered this.

Anyway, as i way saying, thin shredded lettuce and shredded pickled red cabbage, together, yin and yang, they for an union with the sauce (for me, its cocktail) wich envelops the bread and sleep trough the kebab pieces. As you bite you understand the essence of life. Pickled peppers are obviously a must too, surely, your place has them, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 05:23:47 2019 No.12966121 >>12965835 >I would be offender if i was offered this. It's some weird Canadian abomination made with condensed milk sweetened sauce. It's offensive to most, believe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 05:34:40 2019 No.12966139 >>12960226 based af

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 05:47:06 2019 No.12966160 >>12960226 incredibly based

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 05:53:54 2019 No.12966171 File: 117 KB, 1000x750, palmyras kebab.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12962869 You're wrong. Best kebab is in Sweden. Pic related

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 05:54:30 2019 No.12966172 >>12965195 calm down retard

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 05:56:10 2019 No.12966173 >>12962104 you lost right here

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 05:56:46 2019 No.12966175 >>12960670 This, but really it's any place with a turkish community that knows their shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 05:58:31 2019 No.12966178 lamb lettuce red onion tomato black olives tabbouleh hummus garlic sauce

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 06:02:07 2019 No.12966188 what does lamb taste like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 06:40:48 2019 No.12966253 >>12960670 I know that guy from somewhere. Was he in an anti drug commercial

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 06:40:50 2019 No.12966254 File: 4 KB, 200x260, 1569195076308.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12964113 I forgot pic

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 06:50:47 2019 No.12966270 >>12960226 based

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 07:03:53 2019 No.12966297 >that one /pol/tard autistically samefagging his own post yikes

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 07:31:53 2019 No.12966343 >>12966188 Regret

Anonymous Tue Sep 24 07:40:29 2019 No.12966354

>>12966343

You stupid asshole. You put lamb over charcoal and it tastes better than any beef you've ever had. It makes flavour you've never tasted in you life. It's dark and sweet at the same time. It makes a souvlaki or any pita based sandwich perfect. Have ever even cooked lamb in your life?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 07:57:33 2019 No.12966376 >>12966354 I wish over here in the U.S. we had better access to lamb. The only stuff we get in my region is imported from Australia, and i imagine not the most fresh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 08:01:04 2019 No.12966384 >>12966376 Probably New Zealand but yeah, it's shit, but it's how souvlaki/gyro is made. If you get it fresh and put it on coals it's a flavour you'll never forget. You can't manufacture it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 09:40:16 2019 No.12966554 >>12965340 >>12965343 >>12965353 Based mental illness poster

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 16:05:05 2019 No.12967874 >>12966384 no it is Australia

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 16:09:26 2019 No.12967890 >>12960241 hands down the best drunk food

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 16:16:23 2019 No.12967909 >>12966376 Sam's Club has New Zealand lamb all the time at a fair price. I bought 2lbs of lamb chops a few weeks ago for $15. Leg of lamb is $5/lb. Quality is decent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 22:47:37 2019 No.12969557 >>12960859 no u

Anonymous Tue Sep 24 22:51:38 2019 No.12969576

>>12967890

I used to come out of Call the Office and eat beggars food drunk and little did I know there was a greek asshole making the best food I'd ever tasted in my life. I actually asked him to put lettuce in my gyro instead of a proper tomato mix. I was such a fucking kid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 00:47:27 2019 No.12969930 Where I live they have chicken, lamb, and kofta wraps in saj bread called "saj" Is this a regional thing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 00:53:07 2019 No.12969948 >>12960673 we're not good at doner we're good at burgers, fried chicken, chili

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 01:41:08 2019 No.12970078 >>12966554 ikr he's so mad

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 01:43:28 2019 No.12970087 >>12970078 So angry, but really I couldn't give a shit. How do you square that circle you dumb cunt? I'm calling you a dumb cunt and I'm not angry at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 01:43:57 2019 No.12970090 File: 27 KB, 456x810, 1552083490847.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12965372 >exwife What a surprise that I'm still happily married and your life fell apart

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 01:45:13 2019 No.12970094 File: 87 KB, 292x276, 1556224709183.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12970087 >responds three times >"I'M NOT MAD" ok angry enjoy sleeping alone yet again

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 01:45:42 2019 No.12970096 >>12970090 After eleven years. Yeah, we grew apart. You're probably too simple not to care or your wife just uses you as an ATM.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 01:48:06 2019 No.12970105 >>12962758 Of course they fucking would >dat Mezzo Mix tho.

Anonymous Wed Sep 25 01:48:09 2019 No.12970106
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>>12970096
>being with the inferior sex
Nah nigga I'm gay master race
So now you're some boomer who gets mad at 20-somethings on a maldivean pearl-hunting forum. What a life you lead

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 01:49:57 2019 No.12970109 >>12970094 I'm like that guy in Mystery Men, Ben Stiller. So angry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 01:51:07 2019 No.12970114 >>12970106 So gen x is boomer. You stupid assholes deserve your minimum wage. You'll die angry and alone. I can promise that at least.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 01:53:05 2019 No.12970121 >>12970106 where are you poverty? I need you opinion on absolutely fucking nothing. You're stupid to breathe.. But I believe in dumb luck. You're the dumb part of it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 01:55:09 2019 No.12970126 >>12970106 Where'd you go, cum sock?

Anonymous Wed Sep 25 01:55:59 2019 No.12970129
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>>12970109
>tfw people think Smash Mouth is popular because of Shrek and not that masterpiece of a movie
Okay, maybe you're not ENTIRELY bad

>>12970114
Nah senpai my husband's mum left us a huge inheritance and we're traveling lots this year. Already been to Dominican, Alaska, and Jamaica this year. Mexico in late October and Jamaica again just before Christmas. The only thing I have to be angry about is that they still haven't finished renovating our balcony and it's hot as shit.

>>12970121
This is what I mean. You send multiple angry posts before someone even has the chance to respond. Don't project about dying angry and alone when you know for a fact your lack of anger management pushed your wife away. She must've had the patience of a saint.

>>12970126
I'M TRYING TO TAKE A SHIT. JEEZ.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 02:01:08 2019 No.12970142 >>12970129 So essentially you're second or third generation wealth. Look that up and look up what kind of asshole you are. You're human garbage by design. You were designed to suck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 02:06:58 2019 No.12970158 >>12965524 its roach food you poof

Anonymous Wed Sep 25 02:34:21 2019 No.12970214

>>12966384
>>12966354
Very much this. It takes me hours to trim up a lamb leg section from Costco, but it's always worth it. The smokey flavor from the lamb fat burning on the charcoal can't be matched. Home kebabs consistently shit all over those bland Kronos tubes. Plus you can pressure cook the tendons and crap into something edible.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 04:00:17 2019 No.12970417 >>12966354 I read this in a stereotypical Arab accent.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 04:01:59 2019 No.12970423 >>12970129 >I'M JUST WALKING ON THE SUN organ plays

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 04:55:32 2019 No.12970539 >>12960219 Doner kebab top tier food and I'm Italian

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 06:14:45 2019 No.12970724 I've been to both Turkey and Germany and while the kebabs were good, nothing managed to surpass the "Syrian shawarma" next to my home.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 06:16:26 2019 No.12970725 >>12960219 because your looking in the wrong places called swarma and gyros everywhere else

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 06:19:14 2019 No.12970735 File: 711 KB, 3024x4032, IMG_20190617_115853.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12970724 Forgot my photo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 06:50:07 2019 No.12970810 >>12970417 I'm whiter than a ghost, but I'll try to talk arab like. Maybe I can copy whatshisface from Raiders of the Lost Ark.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 06:51:18 2019 No.12970812 >>12970810 "They're digging in the wrong place!" Thats what I keep saying in the dark.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 08:03:55 2019 No.12970980 >>12970735 Munich here, while I love the doner made specially by Oliva chain. I miss the taste of Shawarma, where can I find this "Syrian Shawarma" in Munich?

Anonymous Wed Sep 25 08:16:18 2019 No.12971017

>>12970980
With how different the definitions seem to be let me just write down the Russian understanding of shawarma: very thin lavash flatbread which is toasted to proper crispiness in the good stores, obligatory chicken meat, tomatoes and cucumbers plus sauces. There are some places that use shredded cabbage and carrot salad instead of tomatoes and cucumbers but that's fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 08:16:47 2019 No.12971020 File: 201 KB, 495x503, 1567885856232.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12970142 Still richer than you. Good morning, asshole.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 09:35:07 2019 No.12971213 >>12970106 The absolute state of sexual deviants

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 15:06:37 2019 No.12972410 I had a Lebanese falafel shawarma yesterday. I liked it I'll buy again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 15:08:19 2019 No.12972419 >>12960241 Says a lot about shit american 'food' is when a doner kebab is considered a top tier food there

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 15:38:58 2019 No.12972546 >>12960571 No it fucking isn't

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