/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12958383]

>vegan orders
>put his fries in the meat fryer
>chew some chicken strips and then spit in his impossible burger
>use the anchovy sauce on his tacos

[Anonymous No.12958391]

>NOOOOOOOO YOU CANNOT BE VEGAN YOU HAVE TO EAT MEAT AND BECOME BIG AND FAT AND GET COLON CANCER LIKE ME LISTEN TO THE RAPPER NIGGERS ON TV AND EAT FAT BURGERS

[Anonymous No.12958393]

dude your so edgy and quite frankly hilarious whats your secret?

[Anonymous No.12958407]

Things that didn't happen for 500.

[Anonymous No.12958415]

>>12958383
>Blessing the vegan with good tasting food and nourishment.
>Not letting him punish himself for being vegan.
Son, you're a disappointment.

[Anonymous No.12958492]

>>12958383
>making his food taste better
Your doing him a favour

[Anonymous No.12958533]

>>12958383
>thinking this doesn’t happen regularly to everyone’s food including non-vegans
Eating out is basically risking your life

[Anonymous No.12958602]

>giving away free meat
i bet your employer would love to know you're basically giving money away

[Anonymous No.12958649]

OP has never even met a vegan, let alone left his basement in the last week

[Anonymous No.12958741]

>>12958649
I met a few, they never tip and ask dumb ass questions like what music the restaurants playing.

[Anonymous No.12958864]

>>12958383
Fucking based dude

[Anonymous No.12958946]

>>12958741
That's a hipster you retard. Vegans tip well, know what they're ordering prior to coming into your restaurant because they've already looked at the menu, and have uncontrollable bulges showing through the male vegans jeans (huge penis from healthy arteries).

[Anonymous No.12958952]

>>12958393
I've been reading 4chan for a long time now and have an instinct for it. It's in my blood.

[Anonymous No.12958975]

>>12958383
Right on, bro. I was in a restaurant one time when some FAGGOT sitting next to me ordered a SALAD so I FUCKING BEAT HIS FUCKING VEGAN FACE IN AND KILLED HIS FUCKING GIRLFRIEND RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM FUCK FUCK I HATE THOSE VEGAN PIECES OF SHIT SO MUCH

[Anonymous No.12959168]

Vegans want to paint people who eat meat, not even exclusively meat, as being as crazy as they are, just on the opposite side...

[Anonymous No.12959208]

>>12958383
It's never cool to mess with what other people have paid for or will be eating. That's holy ground. Stop making up these autistic stories when you haven't left your house in weeks
>>12958975
Unexpectedly based

[Anonymous No.12959248]

>>12958391
Cringe

[Anonymous No.12959260]

>>12958946
Anon vegans are boomers and hipsters

[Anonymous No.12959864]

>>12959208
>It's never cool to mess with what other people have paid for or will be eating. That's holy ground. Stop making up these autistic stories when you haven't left your house in weeks

[Anonymous No.12959909]

>>12958391
Wow more nonsense spouted by vegheads

[Anonymous No.12960086]

>you will never hunt with the spirit of the chicken in your heart

[Anonymous No.12960177]

>>12958383
>tacos
>impossible burger
are you at a taco bell burger king or something?

[Anonymous No.12960931]

>registers as a vegan meal regardless so it doesn't contribute to meat industry
>the food might taste better
Damn you got him bro

[Anonymous No.12960934]

>>12958415
Ascended post

[Anonymous No.12960937]

>>12958741
Based and confirmation bias-pilled

[Anonymous No.12960938]

>go up to vegan
>say "it's a pleasure to meat you"
>he says thanks
>mfw