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[Anonymous No.12957782]

Going to a giant liquor store tomorrow, what is the best vodka to by?

[Anonymous No.12957792]

>>12957782
Rooskie Standart

[Anonymous No.12957805]

>>12957782
One that isn't very spicy.

[Anonymous No.12957957]

>he spends more than $10 per handle on vodka

[Anonymous No.12957964]

>>12957782
All vodka is trash

[Anonymous No.12957969]

Titos, ketel one

[Anonymous No.12957970]

based Pyccкий CтaндapтTM poster coming through

[Anonymous No.12958083]

>>12957782
Somebody was telling me the story behind the modern presence of grey goose. That it was a failing business, making cheap shitty vodka like Glens which you find in the UK. It was until an investor bought up the company for £1m (or whatever) and began rebranding. Crates and bottles now proudly displayed "Made in France" and the marketing was more aggressive towards high end despite the low quality. And guess what? The recipe is still that largely unchanged cheap shit, but sold at an extortionate price and ever popular.
That's good business.

[Anonymous No.12958353]

>>12958083
>low quality
t.tastelet
Grey Goose is totally worth the price for its lovely ethanol and water notes.

[Anonymous No.12958361]

Titos. Better than that expensive crap. Made in Texas, smooth and good tasting. About $30 a bottle

[Anonymous No.12958416]

you guys got pic related in the states? considering the worthless piece of shit country it's coming from it's an absolutely based vodka, my favourite in fact

[Anonymous No.12958420]

Kaliskaya

[Anonymous No.12958440]

>>12958416
Illegal in america.
We also ruled that zubrowka is a generic name that can't be trademarked just as an extra fuck you.

[Anonymous No.12958454]

>>12958440
this particular brand has a different name in my country as well, however the import slav stores also carry the original and it's varieties.
but how come it's banned in america?

[Anonymous No.12958459]

>>12957782
It's vodka, as long as you don't go blind who cares? The lack of taste is the whole point.

[Anonymous No.12958473]

>>12958454
FDA considers bison grass to be rat poison.

[Anonymous No.12958598]

>>12958083
I once asked a bunch of bar tenders whether Grey Goose vodka was really that good, and every single one of them said to buy Belvedere Vodka instead if I wanted to waste my money on expensive vodka.
After taste testing them both, Grey Goose is vile.
I actually prefer Jacquins vodka, which is basically just cheap stuff.

[Anonymous No.12958655]

>>12957782
beluga if it's there.
otherwise maybe russian standard

[Anonymous No.12959000]

>>12957782
Haven't drank in a while but Stolichnaya is actually pretty good and my goto when buying. Can usually get it for 10-15, shits smooth, and people like you cause you "GoT gLaSs"

[Anonymous No.12959119]

>>12958454
it’s absolutely not, have some I bought last week (US)...these fuckfaces are playing at something, not sure what the endpoint is

[Anonymous No.12959137]

>>12959119
There is limited import of a special US-only version with the coumarin content removed, but the standard zubrowka has been banned for import since the 1970s.

[Anonymous No.12959163]

it doesn't matter, they all taste the same.
like watered down rubbing alcohol.

[Anonymous No.12959167]

>>12957970
>>12958655
>>12959000
I unironically wish Stoli or Russian Standard was available here in PET bottles in their larger sizes.

>>12959163
>being this much of a tastelet
He fell for the "vodka has no flavour" meme.

[Anonymous No.12959389]

>>12957782
Björn

[Anonymous No.12959417]

>>12957970
This is actually a really fucking substandard vodka. You have 100% swallowed the marketing kool aid on this paintstripper. Best vodkas are always those that are distilled multiple times and more than at the very least five to ten with the smoothest and best tasting still being Purity (34 times).

[Anonymous No.12959418]

>>12957782

la vie eternale

[Anonymous No.12959423]

>>12958083
Nonsense. You’ve clearly never drunk it. It’s one of the smoothest tasting on the market. But yes, it was specifically made and branded to create an ‘elite’ vodka market which it succeeded at spectacularly seeing as it was the forerunner for all the rest.

[Anonymous No.12961263]

>>12957782
Grays Peak if you can get it. shits cash and pretty cheap.
grey goose is a scam, stoli is fine. reyka is bretty gud, luksuksowa is alright and pretty cheap

[Anonymous No.12961285]

>>12957782
>vodka

[Anonymous No.12961331]

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3XlIQ5pmdQ
>Anon is about to buy either a 750mL or 1.75mL bottle of vodka he might not like instead of buying a whole bunch of 50-200mL's

[Anonymous No.12961395]

>>12957782
This has been my go to for years now. Or sometimes Ketel One.