Well /ck/...

[Anonymous No.12956542]

What's your score?

I'm 6

[Anonymous No.12956548]

>>12956542
3

[Anonymous No.12956549]

>>12956542
3
Here in Brazil the only people who eat açaí are literal indians and hippies.

[Anonymous No.12956555]

>>12956549
Dot head Indians? Or natives?

[Anonymous No.12956558]

>>12956542
just avocado toast

[Anonymous No.12956562]

1 bc I ate matcha cookies once

[Anonymous No.12956565]

>>12956555

[Anonymous No.12956568]

I cannot believe you assholes have not had quinoa

[Anonymous No.12956569]

>>12956568
my anus is virgin, so no.

[Anonymous No.12956572]

>>12956542
1 out of all that I've only eaten quinoa, which I really like

[Anonymous No.12956583]

>Quinoa
>Kombucha
>Matcha
>Almond butter
>Cauliflower rice

[Anonymous No.12956584]

bone broth and soaked oats are literal grandma food though

[Anonymous No.12956601]

>>12956542
0 but I'm technically a millennial.
In spirit I'm Gen X since my parents are literal boomers.

[Anonymous No.12956604]

>>12956569
That is the gayest way to imply that you are straight.
Pretty sure that's too gay for you to actually be straight, you gay ass faggot.

[Anonymous No.12956606]

>>12956542
2 but im genx

[Anonymous No.12956613]

If you are <5 what in the literal fuck are you doing ob this board?

[Anonymous No.12956665]

Avacado Toast, Cauliflower Rice, and Matcha. Get at me.

[Anonymous No.12956673]

>>12956542

2. i understand avocado toast and quinoa
the rest sounds like track titles for soundcloud rap

[Anonymous No.12956678]

What even the fuck are these
>Cronut
>La Croix
>Poke
>Bullet proof coffee
>Bone broth
>Cauliflower rice
I have never heard of these phrases before

[Anonymous No.12956679]

>>12956678
you've never heard of bone broth?

[Anonymous No.12956682]

>>12956542
Not this thread again

[Anonymous No.12956687]

>>12956542
Avocado roast
Quinoa
Pumpkin spice latte
Matcha
Poke
Oat milk
Rose
Boba

8

I don't give a shit about what I eat will make me relate to millennial. I can afford the food I enjoy. Go ahead and eat burger pizza fries every day just to stay "based" and 4chan qualify elite

[Anonymous No.12956698]

>>12956542
You have to live in Iowa it on order to avoid these food.

Honestly how poor and red neck are you these people who score lower then 3

[Anonymous No.12956699]

>>12956678
cronut - pastry resembles a doughnut and is made from croissant-like dough which is filled with flavored cream and fried in grapeseed oil
La croix - flavored sparkling water made in the US
Poke - a Hawaiian salad made typically from cubed pieces of raw seafood (such as tuna) marinated with soy sauce and sesame oil and mixed with onions or other ingredients
Bullet proof coffee - Bulletproof coffee is a trending breakfast substitute that combines coffee, oil, and butter
Bone broth - c'mon now
Cauliflower rice - rice made from cauliflower

[Anonymous No.12956701]

>>12956698
has to be third worlders. I cannot imagine even faggy euros not having heard of these

[Anonymous No.12956718]

>>12956542
1, how the fuck is bone broth a millennial thing

[Anonymous No.12956720]

>>12956542
1

Overnight oats just because I like lazy recipes like this.

[Anonymous No.12956725]

>>12956699
Lol, thanks m8. I was like WTF are these motherfuckers eating poke salad for and where the fuck are they getting it?

[Anonymous No.12956730]

>>12956542
I scored a 2: La Croix and Bone broth (stock). I've never even heard of most of that shit.

t. Boomer

[Anonymous No.12956731]

>>12956718
resurgent holistic uses

[Anonymous No.12956744]

>>12956542
1

[Anonymous No.12956759]

>>12956542
Just bone broth. How else can you make a broth though?

[Anonymous No.12956776]

Avocado toast (I make it at home sometimes)
quinoa
pumpkin spice latte
kombucha (is fucking gross)
matcha (as tea and in ice cream)
la croix
sushi burrito
bone broth
almond butter
boba
10

i've probably eaten a waffle sandwich before, but don't remember doing it.

[Anonymous No.12956792]

>>12956542
0 points

[Anonymous No.12956810]

0 points

[Anonymous No.12956816]

>>12956542
1

[Anonymous No.12956870]

>>12956792
>>12956810
>>12956816

[Anonymous No.12956897]

>>12956542
14
>avocado toast
>cronut
>quinoa (it's just a fucking grain)
>kombucha
>matcha
>la croix
>oat milk
>rose
>bone broth
>impossible burger
>almond butter
>green juice
>cauliflower rice
>boba
most of these foods I've had are healthy-ish or neutral in my opinion.
the only shit on this list that doesn't interest me is the overly sweetened stuff like pumpkin spice latte, or unicorn frap, or the voodoo shit like charcoal water, turmeric latte, bulletproof coffee, or excessive amounts of raw fish like sushi burrito, or poke, or deconstructed/"visually pleasing" foods like cloud eggs or mermaid toast

[Anonymous No.12956919]

>>12956679
I was confused at the "broth" part. Isn't broth made with meat? And if you use bones, it's stock, no?

[Anonymous No.12956925]

YASSSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.12956929]

>>12956678
La Croix and bone broth are confusing to you but you're familiar with unicorn fraps and mermaid toast?

[Anonymous No.12956940]

>>12956542
0. Can't stand avocados, never bothered with stupidly expensive kombucha or "unicorn fraps", don't care about oats, we don't have la croix, don't care about tea so don't care about matcha and I just have normal coffee.

[Anonymous No.12956945]

>>12956940
ol patty piss pants over here. This boomer comment is so get off my goddamn lawn it hurts

[Anonymous No.12956946]

>>12956929
I can guess that they're some kind of rainbow vomit sugary variant of frappe or toast. Am I wrong?

[Anonymous No.12956970]

1 because poke bowls are tits

[Anonymous No.12956973]

>>12956946
The frap is, yeah. But I looked the toast up and it's just colored cream cheese and a few other ingredients

[Anonymous No.12957012]

>>12956542
Kombucha, Matcha, La croix, Acai bowls, Boba so 5?

[Anonymous No.12957016]

>>12956542
7. I didn't realize they were into matcha.

[Anonymous No.12957017]

>>12956542
Bone broth, almond butter, and boba that’s it

Is bone broth really millennial?

[Anonymous No.12957065]

1
what's Rosé, just the wine? if so 2, I'm in France, it's literally everywhere and nothing special at all

[Anonymous No.12957084]

>>12957065
Just the wine

[Anonymous No.12957113]

Rosé and quinoa. I'm only 26 but I don't live in the US.

[Anonymous No.12957120]

10

[Anonymous No.12957305]

I'm at 4 as a 28 yo leaf
>quinoa
I don't have it regularly but that's just a grain. It's ok in in granola bars.
>pumpkin spice latte
My sister brough me one once.
>matcha
I had matcha tea once.
>boba
Assuming that's bubble tea, the chinese places here have been offering it for over a decade.

[Anonymous No.12957329]

>>12956542
9. But to be fair I only had a few bits of someone else's avocado toast and hated it. I also hated the matcha iced latte. I had rosé to be polite to a professor. Poke, cronuts, boba, and waffle sandwiches are all delicious though.

[Anonymous No.12957331]

5 and 1 or 2 of those things I only had once ever.

[Anonymous No.12957333]

>>12956542
2

[Anonymous No.12957345]

>>12956542
1 because I wanted to make cloud eggs myself.

[Anonymous No.12957356]

>>12957345
the fuck happened there?

[Anonymous No.12957361]

>>12957345
how was it, would you do it again, is it worth trying

[Anonymous No.12957394]

>>12957361
Not worth, it's a fun little thing to do if you wanna impress a child, but traditional fried eggs taste better.

[Anonymous No.12957402]

>>12956542
seems like a chart for whether someone is californian or not

[Anonymous No.12957404]

>>12956542
0.

[Anonymous No.12957410]

>>12956549
What about Bahianos?

[Anonymous No.12957448]

>>12957345
bruh what did you do to your bread

[Anonymous No.12957457]

>>12956542
7, most of those are memes though, and I only ever make my own avocado toast.

[Anonymous No.12957462]

>>12956542
>>12956698
>>12956701
>avocado toast
>cronut
>matcha
>kombucha
>rose
>almond butter
>boba
t. 3rd worlder

[Anonymous No.12957480]

>>12956542
>Avocado Toast
>La Croix
>Oat Milk
>Boba
>Pumpkin Spice Latte
>Waffle sandwich
6/30
Funny thing is I'm generation Z.

[Anonymous No.12957503]

>>12956542
4, possibly 5, how do I know if icecream is rolled? I don't pay attention to how people serve my icecream.

[Anonymous No.12957504]

>>12956542
>Quinoa
cause rice gets boring
>Kombucha
it's like fruity beer
>Bone Broth
very hydrating
>Almond Butter
much better than pb

also fuck Oat milk and impossible burger vegan trash tastes like dish water and chemicals

[Anonymous No.12957505]

>>12956542
>bone broth
>millennial
people have been boiling bones in water since the stone age, this image is bullshit

[Anonymous No.12957528]

>>12957394
good to know, thank

[Anonymous No.12957537]

>>12956613

Consuming real food

[Anonymous No.12957552]

>>12956542
As a boomer I'm thoroughly triggered by the notion that oats, broth, or butter in my coffee could be millenial things comparable to tumeric latte or whatever the fuck is a mermaid toast.

[Anonymous No.12957555]

>>12956542
17 points. I was born in 1974. At least half of those items are perfectly ordinary foods that have been around forever.

[Anonymous No.12957560]

>>12956678
Cronuts are the only one of those I wouldn't expect you to have eaten. It's a pastry item served at a single bakery in Soho. There are a lot of faux-cronuts sold elsewhere but they don't taste remotely the same. It's like Japanese curry vs actual Indian food.

[Anonymous No.12957562]

>>12957555
Do you post on 4channel via telegram

[Anonymous No.12957567]

>>12956542
1
Ate quinoa once

[Anonymous No.12957574]

>>12956678
>what even the fuck

You type like a retard

[Anonymous No.12957604]

>>12956542
24

[Anonymous No.12957610]

>>12957555
if I was 45 years old and posting on 4chan that would be 20 years from now

[Anonymous No.12957624]

More like how much of a consumerist imbecile are you

[Anonymous No.12957636]

>>12956542
1 and its bone broth. i also have no idea why that is considered millenial since bone broths have been a thing for hundreds if not thousands of years

[Anonymous No.12957640]

17
Sure some of thoese are "meme foods" but a lot aren't odd. Poké has been enjoyed by hawaiians for quite some time, almond butter is the standard for those allergic to peanuts and oat milk for lactose intolerant/dairy allergic people, and a lot of those who drank vinegar made the move to kombucha

[Anonymous No.12957647]

>>12956542
>How American are you?

In my country these abominations don’t exist and can’t be found.

[Anonymous No.12957648]

>>12957636
you're right about bone broth, but the image is talking about bone broth that's sold in bottles meant as a beverage.

[Anonymous No.12957652]

>>12956542
>avo on toast
>quinoa

I make no apologies.

>oat milk

A vegan colleague dared me to try it and not fall in love. Did not fall in love.

>rose

I am ashamed.

>black activated Hawaiian charcoal ice cream

I deserve a 'Massive Faggot Award' for this.

[Anonymous No.12957654]

>>12956542
5

Shouldn't this be consumed more than once? A lot of this could be shit your coworker/girlfriend/family gave/fed you.

[Anonymous No.12957659]

>>12956542
>Rose wine
>Avocado
>Green tea/Matcha
>Poke

[Anonymous No.12957665]

I got a 4, and the bone broth I made myself from an old family recipe. Maybe it's not the same bone broth?

[Anonymous No.12957688]

Avocado toast
Black icecream
Quinoa
Rolled icecream
Almond butter

Most of these were for the novelty, but quinoa and almond butter are pretty good.

[Anonymous No.12957702]

I got 19. #goalsAF

[Anonymous No.12957705]

>>12957648
>but the image is talking about bone broth that's sold in bottles meant as a beverage.
What the fuck, that’s revolting

[Anonymous No.12957709]

>>12956542
2, the only thing I eat semi regularly is quinoa. Poke is alright too. I don't recognize anything else except avocado toast and the pumpkin latte shit

[Anonymous No.12957715]

>>12957648
wait really? holy shit then its a 0 for me. Most of these things are famous among mutts anyway, eurofags like me probably dont have access to half of these things

[Anonymous No.12957728]

>>12956568
That's the only thing on the list I've had

[Anonymous No.12957763]

>>12956698
>>12956701
>Wanting to eat some of the disgusting puke listed on the list
What kind of faggot wants to eat ((cloud eggs)) over regular eggs? Or ((black)) ice cream? Wow cool you put charcoal into ice cream to turn it black!!! Epic!! No thanks, retard, I'd rather have regular vanilla that isn't mixed with shit I use for my grill.
>Overnight oats
>Look at me im too lazy to heat up some water
>Rainbow Bagel
>Yes I'd like a regular ass bagel that was dyed into different colors xDDD
If you unironically enjoy anything on that list, you are a literal faggot and should reconsider your life choices.

[Anonymous No.12957974]

>>12956542
1 (Matcha anything)
the fuck is mermaid toast?

[Anonymous No.12957984]

>>12956542
16
I like to try new things

The only ones I regularly eat are
Avocado toast
La Croix
Boba
Poke

[Anonymous No.12957987]

>>12957610
And you’ll still be here.

[Anonymous No.12957994]

>Matcha Anything
1 I guess, though I want to try bubble tea but can't get any locally so I'd have to make my own or something.

[Anonymous No.12958000]

>>12956542
Why is the creator of this so afraid of Japanese restaurants?

[Anonymous No.12958284]

>>12957017
Nah, my 95 year old grandmum used to make beef stew and such with from-scratch bone broth. Plus that slow boiled, tender bone marrow is tasty as fuck. I miss you grandmum . <3

[Anonymous No.12958307]

>>12957652
Rose is based summer sip. Shame on your insecurity

[Anonymous No.12958316]

>>12956542

2.

Technically I've had bone broth hundreds of times, but I'm not counting it because here in non-retard country, aka everywhere that isn't a hipster neighbourhood, we call it beef stock

[Anonymous No.12958319]

>>12956542
17 lol

[Anonymous No.12958332]

>>12956542
I assume Matcha anything doesn't include actual tea. Isn't any meat based broth a bone broth?

3

[Anonymous No.12958447]

>>12956542
1, Had la croix last year.

What the fuck is all this other shit?

[Anonymous No.12958485]

>>12956542
Black ice cream and avocado toast here.

[Anonymous No.12958496]

>>12958332

Bone broth is beef stock, which is primarily bones

[Anonymous No.12958499]

>>12956542
Zero. I haven't even heard of over half of those.

[Anonymous No.12958500]

>>12957017
I thought all broth was bone broth, when did it become a seperate thing? Is it just to differentiate from MSG cubes? Any time I make broth or stock I use bones unless it's a veggie broth.

[Anonymous No.12958501]

>>12956542
9 unless ecto cooler counts as green juice

[Anonymous No.12958507]

16

Must be a sad life to be scared of trying new things.

[Anonymous No.12958511]

>>12956542
ive had bone broth, my nan used to cook it. nothing else but im a millenial

[Anonymous No.12958521]

>>12956542
0

[Anonymous No.12958523]

>>12956542
>Avocodo toast, only at home and long before it was a meme
>Quinoa. Shits good.
>Pumpkin spice latte, but never from Starbucks
>Kombucha, love the stuff
>Matcha tea, maybe matcha ice cream
>poke
>la croix
>acai bowl, think I tried once back in like 2005
>overnight oats >not activating your oats
>oat milk
>rosé
>bone broth
>almond butter
>green juice
>boba
>waffle sandwich
Welp I'm a millenial. Guess you guys really do just stick to fast food huh?

[Anonymous No.12958531]

>>12958523
Oops add cauliflower rice to that. 17.

[Anonymous No.12958537]

>>12956583
This and boba

[Anonymous No.12958554]

>>12956542
5

[Anonymous No.12958574]

>Poke
>Almond Butter
>Overnight Oats (Fuck you if you don't do this)
>Green Juice
>Quinoa
>Boba
>Kombucha

[Anonymous No.12958587]

>La Croix
>Oats overnight
That's it.

[Anonymous No.12958594]

4, if sunomono counts as poke.

[Anonymous No.12958605]

>>12956542
3
ive had actual matcha. And macha candy and cakes and snacks.
also had poke once.
i live in asia so boba is everywhere.

not counting bone broth because thats just stock so its not a millennial thing.

[Anonymous No.12958627]

>>12957728
You've never had stock?

[Anonymous No.12958667]

>>12956542
1, quinoa. I would have said bone broth too, but this thread has taught me of a new retarded hipster thing Americans like to do, and I've never had that shit.

[Anonymous No.12958701]

6.

>Avocado Toast
>Quinoa
>Pumpkin Spice Latte
>Acai Bowl
>Rosé
>Impossible Burger


Most of the other stuff I haven't even heard of before. A sushi burrito sounds backwards as fuck.

[Anonymous No.12958754]

fix'd

[Anonymous No.12958755]

[Anonymous No.12958798]

>>12958284
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[Anonymous No.12958845]

>>12956542
This is an odd mix of actual millennial fads mixed with normal regional foods and alternative health options.
Kombucha, matcha, almond butter, quinoa, rosé, bone broth, oat milk and cauliflower rice are commonly found in national grocery chains.
Pumpkin spice, sushi burritos, poke, avocado toast, boba, and rolled ice cream are flagships at national chain restaurants.
La Croix and the impossible burger are just brands.
Juicing vegetables is not a millennial trait.
List was made by someone in a food desert.

[Anonymous No.12958852]

>>12956542
What kind of tastelet boomer makes a thing like this?

[Anonymous No.12958858]

I tried that garbage boba shit so the coworkers would stop hounding me about it. I drank from someone else's cup, never bought one myself. Does that even count as 1?

[Anonymous No.12958866]

>>12956678
Based Flyover

[Anonymous No.12958869]

>>12958858
I would say that counts, yes

[Anonymous No.12958871]

>>12958845
yeah it's obviously made by someone thinking "well one time I heard of someone under 25 eating ________"

[Anonymous No.12958894]

>>12958869
Well then.

[Anonymous No.12958899]

>>12956678
poke is yummy. there's a place that has it near me for like 12 bucks. bowl of rice and cubed raw fish + other shit

[Anonymous No.12958911]

>>12956542
>avocado toast
>quinoa
>matcha
>poke
>la croix
>rolled ice cream
>rose
>bone broth
>cauloflower rice
>bullet proof coffee
what do I win?

[Anonymous No.12958912]

why is bone broth a food item for qualification? who out of any culture has never consumed stock? my only guess is the hip name.

[Anonymous No.12958914]

>>12958754
kek

[Anonymous No.12958917]

>>12956542
2
I don't get how drinking green tea and eating signature Hakone icecream is "millenial", though.

[Anonymous No.12958965]

>>12956542
I've had five,
It would be six but when I ordered a La Croix on a flight to New York the air hostess couldn't understand my accent and just gave me a water instead

[Anonymous No.12959029]

>>12956542
>drinking rosé is for millennial degenerates
Here's a big fuck you from every French person alive

[Anonymous No.12959228]

>>12957648
Is it really that bad? Bovril's been a thing in the UK for ages; meat drinks are nice sometimes.

Anybody on this board who didn't check off bone broth in general needs to kys themselves though

[Anonymous No.12959446]

2
Oat milk is really good, btw.

[Anonymous No.12959627]

>>12956542
1. Two if 'bone broth' is just a generic term, but I'm guessing it's some specific dish. I haven't even heard of half the shit on that list, because I'm not a Californian hipster, and it's not like I live in the a third World either. Imagine being so self-absorbed and in such a bubble that you think your pretentious food is not just common, but emblematic of an entire generation.

[Anonymous No.12959666]

>>12956542
Anything under 8 = inbred flyover scum

[Anonymous No.12960389]

Only 2.

[Anonymous No.12960415]

>>12956542
1 assuming putting a piece of cheese between two frozen waffles counts as a waffle sandwich

[Anonymous No.12960430]

>>12956542
>la croix
>millennial
the only time i’ve ever tried a la croix a boomer offered me one

[Anonymous No.12960546]

Lots of normal food that anybody who actually likes food and trying new things would naturally eat.

If you score under 5 you are either extremely sheltered, an absolute fucking redneck mongoloid fuckface or from some third world country.

And yet, looking through the thread, we have tons of people with scores as low as 1 and fucking zero. Why are you even on this board?

[Anonymous No.12961064]

I just barely get 1 point because I ate a matcha kit-kat once.
The only thing I'm interested in is probably that la croix, but far as I know these are only in america.
Is that bone broth thing really straight up a drink that you get in a fucking cup or can? It doesn't make sense, but putting normal stock into this list doesn't make much sense either

[Anonymous No.12961097]

>>12960546
I'm on this board to talk about food, not sorry and confused fat mongrel sludge.You've probably never had horse meat, andouillette, raw seal, a carambola or a rambutan you lardass. How the fuck can you defend ramen burgers and sushi burritos? Kill your damn self amerimutt

[Anonymous No.12961208]

>>12956699

>Bullet proof coffee - Bulletproof coffee is a trending breakfast substitute that combines coffee, oil, and butter

Whoever thought of this should be shot.

[Anonymous No.12961214]

>>12961097
>broth, rosé and quinoa only exist in america

Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.12961318]

>>12960546
>being this proud that he eats commercialized gimmick foods
Not all of us subsist entirely on Starbucks

[Anonymous No.12961343]

>>12961097
>>12961318
>broth
>quinoa
>matcha
>poke
>rose

These are all basic foods that are extremely prevalent both in the places they are from and abroad. If you haven't had all of these you are simply a sheltered uneducated idiot, and probably an inbred freak.

[Anonymous No.12961366]

>>12961343
>Sheltered
From a supermarket?
That's not how that works, the more sheltered you are the more likely your trophy-wife mother spent $1000 of daddies money on "Charcoal Water" and "Mermaid Toast" from the local (((health food))) store.

[Anonymous No.12961367]

>>12961343
>globalization is a good thing
>I will allow the devil's couscous, tea cement, hawaiian s o y 'salad' or botched white wine inside my body
boy am i glad not to be american

[Anonymous No.12961383]

>>12956945
avocado's this, frappes that, for gods sake I just want to grill!

[Anonymous No.12961394]

>>12961366
>>12961367
You are both mentally ill. I honestly feel bad for you. Why don't you end your lives for everybody else's sake? It will make the earth a better place and you wont have to live your lives constantly terrified of new things and "globalization"

I fucking hate you..

[Anonymous No.12961403]

>>12956549
Retarded post, everyone and their mothers eats açai.

[Anonymous No.12961419]

>it was bait the whole time

[Anonymous No.12961447]

>>12961343
Only broth and rosé are common and those are the ones meant by most of the 1- or 2-posters. Quinoa is a fairly recent ''health food'' and the rest on that list are just meme fads that only metrosexual faggots would consider staples.

[Anonymous No.12961452]

>>12961447
Bubble tea has been a staple in generic coastie asian strip malls for almost 30 years, you dumb flyover.

[Anonymous No.12961466]

>>12961343
What the fuck is poke

[Anonymous No.12961487]

>>12961466
*pokes you*

[Anonymous No.12961518]

>>12956542
9, some of these things I have had since I was a kid though and I don't feel as though it was because they were "cool" or "trendy"

[Anonymous No.12961522]

0
Is that a bad thing?

[Anonymous No.12961534]

>>12961394
>Why yes, the Prebisch–Singer hypothesis is wrong and it is definitely worth it to empoverish already poor countries by importing exotic products so much that the locals can't afford it, maritime transport is cleaner than ever and I love seeing my local restaurants being taken over by american franchises, how could you tell? I thank the lord for the IMF maintaining African countries in debt-traps' financial dependency and for my Nikes (which are worth more than chinese lives) !
kys urbanite imperialist faggot ;^)

[Anonymous No.12961606]

>>12956584
Right? Who the fuck hasn't nuked a breakfast sausage patty and put it between two eggos?It's a retarded list. Almost as bad as the one that included 'bacon fat' and 'olive oil' as hipster foods. I guess every Alabaman centenarian and Italian gramma is a hipster.

Anyway, I got a five if you include the waffle thing: matcha pumpkin seeds, rolled ice cream, almond butter, boba and waffle sandwich. Or a six if I'm misunderstanding what cauliflower rice is.
There's a thing I do where I wizz up some cauliflower and saute it with leftover white rice, garlic and chillies, add spices and vegetable broth and serve topped with Maldives fish flakes, crisp-fried shallots and freshly chopped coriander. You eat it as part of a rice plate meal with a few sides, like chilli fish, five spice chickpeas and bittermelon in egg curry.
I think what people mean by 'cauliflower rice' is just grated up cauliflower meant to replace rice, right?

[Anonymous No.12961616]

>>12961534
I always had this feeling I was some sort of conquistador or colonist in a previous life. Somebody a part of one of the worlds great empires, sailing the seas to foreign lands and making discoveries and importing exotic goods and also raping exotic women. I can just feel it in my blood.

Also yeah, I love big cities, way more interesting than whatever rural backwater you live in, Cletus.

[Anonymous No.12961617]

>>12961466
Basically a sushi bowl. I've had chirashizushi and hoedupbap, but never had it where it's called 'poke,' so I didn't include it on my list. I also didn't include things where I tried a bite of someone else's. Basically, if I didn't buy it for myself and therefore has it to myself, I didn't include it.
I also didn't include the retarded shit grammas have been having since the dawn of time, like rose, "bone broth" (it's fucking stock, asshole) and overnight oats.

[Anonymous No.12961632]

3
la croix (i like bubbles)
impossible burger (had the one at burger king)
cauliflower rice (pei wei had a free cauliflower rice bowl)

[Anonymous No.12961636]

>>12956542
1 why am I cancelled?

[Anonymous No.12961640]

1, I've consumed quinoa

[Anonymous No.12961738]

>>12956542
>Quinoa
Incidental and I had to choke it down once or twice as a kid.

>Kombucha
I like it.

>Matcha anything
I'm not sure whether or not to count this because the only times I've ever had matcha it was either actual matcha tea or simply on the ingredients list and not branded as "matcha [meme product]".

>Poke
I never had it until I went to Hawaii but I ate a fair bit of it there. I also had Oka in Samoa and I think I liked it more.

>La Croix
I make no apologies.

>Oat milk
Tried it once because my brother bought some; was unimpressed. Taste like other milk replacements.

>Rosé
Again, no apologies.

>Bone broth
You mean "stock" you hipster fucking cunt? Yes, I've had stock before.

>Almond butter
Tried some my brother bought once; thought it was shit compared to PB.

>Green juice
My dad (aging hippy) used to juice green vegetables when I was a kid and he'd let me have some if I asked. He always put in enough ginger to make your eyes water. Haven't had one in like 15+ years though

>Cauliflower rice
Brother bought some; I tried it because I liked the look of the macros but was unimpressed.

>Boba
Accidentally ordered this once and haven't bothered ordering it since.

>Waffle sandwich
When I was a fat fuck kid ~20 years ago I would put bacon/sausage/etc. in the middle of my waffle and then fold it so I could eat it faster but I'm pretty sure that's not what this list is talking about..


I score myself a 4 because the other shit I basically either tried a bit of once and never tried again or had as a kid and haven't had in years. I also refuse to consider stock a fucking millennial food item and anyone who does should be fucking gassed.

[Anonymous No.12962027]

>>12956542
0?

[Anonymous No.12962029]

>>12956542
Rolled ice cream is terrible, worst meme I ever fell for

[Anonymous No.12962033]

>>12956542
28 yo boomer here. I have a 0

[Anonymous No.12962046]

>>12956542
5 and I am a millenial. Chicken and waffles and eating off a wooden plank deserve a spot on that list.

[Anonymous No.12962057]

>>12956542
I've had a pumpkin spice latte years ago.
I don't even know what half the shit is on that list.

[Anonymous No.12962064]

>>12956542
1
I was at work and needed coffee and they just started stalking these for the fall, so I figured I'd get a bottle of basic bitch juice

[Anonymous No.12962072]

>>12956542
3
bone broth has been around since the dawn of time, thats retarded. So really, just 2 since everyone has had goddamn broth made from bones. thats old school shit.
quiona hardly counts, but sure.

[Anonymous No.12962099]

>>12956542
5 but if i only count things i eat regularly and not just tried once out of curiosity it's down to 2.
And maybe rosé is fancy foreign cuisine to american boomers but in continental europe it's quite common

[Anonymous No.12962183]

>>12961616
>weak cosmopolitan city amerimutt
>conquering anything besides twink ass in dark basements
civilization was a mistake

[Anonymous No.12962197]

>>12956542
0.

[Anonymous No.12962235]

>>12956542
3 but one was not by choice.
Also avocado toast is goat as long as you are not paying $12 at a restaurant for it.

[Anonymous No.12962254]

14.
Honestly if it comes up and isn't outrageously priced I'll try a thing.
If my balls wither off and my hair turns purple from eating a popular sandwich that probably means I was a faggot from the start, avoiding meme food won't fix that.

[Anonymous No.12962259]

>>12956565
Are their supplies getting fucked up by whitey taking their acai?
I know a bunch of Africans starved to death after the quinoa boom.

[Anonymous No.12962278]

Exactly 1, id call it 0,5 because my green juice is not fancy at all, tastes ehh.. and goes down the throat like shit but is enough for me to not eat the veggies I don't like

[Anonymous No.12962281]

>>12962259
No they’re clever enough to sell acai blends which is just apple juice sprinkled with a couple berries.

[Anonymous No.12962282]

>>12956549
Ameritard larping as a Brazilian lol

[Anonymous No.12962285]

>>12956565
Based indio nojento dying of starvation

[Anonymous No.12962286]

>>12962259
>quinoa
>african
Ah, the much vaunted americant education system at work!

[Anonymous No.12962340]

Where's the flyover version?

>chili
>skyline chili
>mac and chili
>coney dogs
>NYC za
>goza
>detroit 'za
>venison
>bison burger
>veal steak
>grits n gravy
>collared greens
>moonshine
>hooch

[Anonymous No.12962353]

>>12956542
2: Quinoa and black ice cream.

[Anonymous No.12962363]

>>12956542
0

[Anonymous No.12962366]

24 years old and score of 0.

[Anonymous No.12962369]

13 kek but to be fair i’ve been meaning to try a few more which would pt me in the 16 range

[Anonymous No.12962480]

1, why is Rosé millenial?

[Anonymous No.12962607]

>>12956542
10

[Anonymous No.12962631]

>>12956542
0
Gen Z btw
I deliberately go out of my way to avoid these food items since I know they're associated with yuppie millennials

[Anonymous No.12962726]

>matcha anything
>ramen burger
>bone broth
>almond butter
>boba
Yeup, guess Im a boomer

[Anonymous No.12962767]

>>12956542
0. I don't eat any of this stuff.

[Anonymous No.12962769]

>>12956584
bone broth is nice to boil rice in désu.

[Anonymous No.12962776]

2 here

[Anonymous No.12962779]

>>12956542
1.
Quinoa is alright.

[Anonymous No.12962800]

>>12956542
3. I haven't heard of half of that shit.

[Anonymous No.12962815]

Just one

[Anonymous No.12962842]

>>12956542
1
avocado toast is ok

[Anonymous No.12962931]

>>12956542
3 Cancelled

There's a matcha ice cream that's my jam. I didn't get into avocado toast and made some kombucha but didn't get into it either.

[Anonymous No.12962936]

>>12956542
I drank oat milk once so I score 1. Bone broth seems to be just plain ordinary stock so it is retarded to include that in the list. You basically cant cook without stock

[Anonymous No.12962957]

>>12956542
2 was born 1991

[Anonymous No.12962975]

>>12957345
Looks like a used pad

[Anonymous No.12962976]

>>12956542
0

[Anonymous No.12963007]

>>12962286
whatever mud colored backwater they get quinoa from, they're all fairly similar.

[Anonymous No.12963057]

4 what can I say I fucking love asain food!

[Anonymous No.12963168]

>>12956542

[Anonymous No.12963183]

>>12956542
Isnt all fucking broth bone broth or am I retarded?

[Anonymous No.12963600]

>>12956542
26 year old zoomer here, i got 12

[Anonymous No.12963998]

>>12962235
Pretty much anything in this list is goat if you not getting it at some overpriced millenial place.

[Anonymous No.12964167]

1, I got a small Pumpkin Spice Latte once to understand the hype and threw it away after one sip

[Anonymous No.12964174]

>>12956698
I scored 14 and I live in Ohio

[Anonymous No.12964178]

>>12956542
3
>Quinoa
>Matcha
>La Croix

[Anonymous No.12964179]

>hawaiian food is a hipster meme
poke is fine quit being a faggot

[Anonymous No.12964193]

>bone broth is millenial
i bet you're a faggot who makes soup using nothing but ramen packets

[Anonymous No.12964194]

why is 'bone broth' on this list. That's been a staple for fucking years and its not a 'resurgence' like some minnenial shit because everyone eats fucking soup.

[Anonymous No.12964224]

>>12956542
>La Croix...didnt like it
>avocado toast...not bad
>quinoa...tasty
>poke...this has been around forever
>boba...love it
>pumpkin spice latte...didnt like it

[Anonymous No.12964275]

>>12964194
>>12964193
I guess it's referring to bone broth drinks.

[Anonymous No.12964288]

>>12964275
so it's like canned soup but it's just broth and not in a can? Wtf?

[Anonymous No.12964355]

>>12956542
8

[Anonymous No.12964396]

>>12956542
2

[Anonymous No.12964399]

>>12956542
9

[Anonymous No.12964415]

>>12957654
this

[Anonymous No.12964701]

>>12957448
uh, that's not bread. Its eggs whisked, then baked to look like "clouds".

[Anonymous No.12964754]

>>12956542
2

[Anonymous No.12965039]

9.
>gen y

[Anonymous No.12965143]

>>12956542
Jesus Christ i got 0

[Anonymous No.12965347]

>>12956542
1. Not everyone here is an american, which /ck/ seems to forget 90% of the time

[Anonymous No.12965374]

>>12956542
0

[Anonymous No.12965408]

>>12956542
ive tasted a third of that shit in 1995.
t. el peruano

[Anonymous No.12965413]

3

Matcha, rosé, bone broth

[Anonymous No.12965424]

>>12956542
Four. Three if regular matcha doesn't count. And I've got no idea what ten of these are.

[Anonymous No.12965432]

>>12956542
poke and that's it

[Anonymous No.12965479]

>>12956542
>Avocado toast
Who hasn't tried this, besides contrarians
>Quinoa
I have this every once in a while
>Pumpkin Spice Latte
Guilty pleasure, but haven't had one this year yet since it's still too hot out
>Kombucha
Tried it once, didn't care for it
>Poke
Godly dish, shouldn't even be on here since it's been growing in popularity with everyone from what I can tell
>Acai bowl
I tried it once. Would get again if really in the mood for it
>Rose
Since when is this millennial
>Almond butter
Not as good as PB
>Boba
Tried it once, was shit
>Waffle sandwich
Had one yesterday, gonna go back for another next weekend

[Anonymous No.12965624]

>>12956542
1 I guess. Avocado toast with Vegemite on it.

[Anonymous No.12965663]

>>12956542
5

[Anonymous No.12965677]

>>12956542
cringe

[Anonymous No.12965694]

>>12956542
>0
What the fuck is this special snowflake menu

[Anonymous No.12965776]

>>12956549
bull fucking horse shit, what? I bought that shit in the street for 1 real

[Anonymous No.12965797]

>>12956542
how is rose millennial? I always associated it with boomer women?

[Anonymous No.12965936]

>>12956542
0 and I'm 22
nobody outside of the us eats this shit exceot for avocado

[Anonymous No.12966216]

>>12956542
1
Im just poor though.

[Anonymous No.12966223]

>>12956919
It's just stock with marketing.

[Anonymous No.12966382]

>>12956870
Lol

[chemistryDude No.12966393]

Kombucha as a kid, no free will = ZERO

[Anonymous No.12966408]

why is avocado toast millennial?
i remember my mum making it for me before i went to school
t. early 2000s in australia

[Anonymous No.12966426]

>>12956542
>1
why the fuck is kombucha even on the list? that shit was even made in the 60s in the god damn ussr..

[Anonymous No.12966431]

you stupd assholes and this thread. This is why people wish you were all dead. Go HOME. and stop talking.

[Anonymous No.12966447]

>>12957715
If you're not vegetarian, you've had bone broth before so you have 1 point

[Anonymous No.12966458]

>>12956542
3

[Anonymous No.12966503]

>>12956542
>bone broth
>literally a staple for millenia including during boomer times
Yeah this chart is made by some yoomer faggot who never went through tough times but larps as a 1920s REAL MAN.

[Anonymous No.12967124]

1, i love overnight oats because i need to get up at 3am and i dont want to cook at 3am

[Anonymous No.12967258]

>>12956542
I have not eaten a single thing on this list. But is it bad that I want to try a good amount of this stuff?

[Anonymous No.12967313]

>>12956542
1
I've had poke.

[Anonymous No.12967399]

>>12956542
1

[Anonymous No.12967431]

>>12961738
You score 13 you coping faggot

[Anonymous No.12967704]

>>12956542
I live in Japan though, so matcha and bone broth aren't "millennial" for me. So 7 points minus those two.

[Anonymous No.12967723]

>>12956542
1
I'm a millennial

[Anonymous No.12967731]

1
I once drank a whole bottle of rose whilst I was drunk, but I threw half of it up on the way to the club, so maybe I'm only 1/2?

[Anonymous No.12968060]

>>12956542
>Quinoa
maybe twice a year
>kombucha
grandma had her own batches in the 90's, glad to see them getting popular. I may make some myself if time allows.
>oat milk
Staple milk for coffee, used to use rice milk because it's sweeter. I don't use real milk anymore.
>cauliflower rice
Just experimented twice, it was pretty good with soy sauce.
I may have eaten matcha flavored something, can't remember.

[Anonymous No.12968096]

>>12968060
Fuck I'm blind, must add rose, boba and broth.

[Anonymous No.12968146]

>>12956549
wrong, everyone eats it here you fucking larper

[Anonymous No.12968407]

>>12956542
>matcha pocky
>almond butter
>cauliflower rice
>boba in iced milk tea

[Anonymous No.12968469]

0, all that shit sound pretentious as fuck and artificial.
Just cook some meat with a side dish, no need to drink pure cream with rainbow candies sparkled on it and call it a unicorn fart. And people wonder why obesity is on the rise.

[Anonymous No.12968479]

>>12956542
1. La Croix. And only because my sister bought an entire box and I wanted something fizzy one night.

[Anonymous No.12968480]

2, Pumpkin Spice Latte because that shit is fucking delicious, I don't care if white girls love it, and almond butter, because, ayyyyyyyyyy.

[Anonymous No.12968492]

>>12964275
"beef tea" has been a thing for centuries

[Anonymous No.12968567]

>>12956542
3.
Born 1989 which makes me a millenial afaik.

[Anonymous No.12968739]

>>12956542
Literally a 0

[Anonymous No.12968978]

>>12956542
>Avocado toast
>Quinoa
>Matcha anything
>Turmeric latte
>Acai bowls
>Rose
>Waffle sandwich
>tried impossible burger once and sort of liked it

7.5

[Anonymous No.12969624]

>boba
>impossible burger
Didn't really want the "burger" but it was free so I said fuck it why not. Made me sick never again.

[Anonymous No.12969841]

>Avocado Toast
>Quinoa
>Kombucha
>Matcha
>Poke
>LA Croix
>Boba

[Anonymous No.12969902]

>>12956542
2
Poke and Sushi Burrito

Wtf is Unicorn Frap. Sounds gay af.

[Anonymous No.12970361]

>>12956542
21
i haven't had
charcoal anything
unicorn frap
black ice cream
tumeric latte
mermaid toast
rolled ice cream
impossible burger
cauliflower rice

[Anonymous No.12970366]

>11

I'm ashamed t bh.

[Anonymous No.12970534]

>>12968469
This. Good meat, freshly grown vegetables. You don't need anything else.

[Anonymous No.12970563]

>>12956542
0
literally none of it

[Anonymous No.12970611]

3. Bone broth, matcha latte, and cronut

I’m proud of my contrarian ways, fuck millennials

[Anonymous No.12970617]

>>12970611
>ruining perfectly good matcha by making it a latte

This is the single most millennial thing you could possibly consume. Add ten points for being a faggot.

[Anonymous No.12970622]

>>12970617
Nuhuh

[Anonymous No.12970751]

>>12956542
0 AF!

[Anonymous No.12970789]

>>12970563
>>12970751
fucking for real. Whats even the point of eating the shit

[Anonymous No.12970805]

>>12956583
This. Quinoa is the only thing i have regularly. I used to add matcha powder to smoothies. Ive had kombucha maybe 10 times in my life. Total score is 5 and the other shit i only had once.

[Anonymous No.12970815]

>>12956542
That's stupid I had rosé cuz I'm French and this shit's everywhere. Same with avocado I've been having them for 30 years, nothing to do with all the stupid stuff in there.
You could even argue that kombucha is a traditional beverage

[Anonymous No.12970833]

>avocado toast is milennial food
Man fuck off I've been eating that shit since I was a kid
Anyway, a 9

[Anonymous No.12970859]

>the responses to this
>the ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF //CK POSTERS
I would kill all of you if I could. No regrets. I hate you all.

[Anonymous No.12970909]

>>12970859
>//CK
You have to go back.

[Anonymous No.12970914]

>>12956970
I now want to try this.
Compare it to paella or seafood jambalaya. Whats it like?

[Anonymous No.12970919]

>>12956542
Man, does it count if I only consumed them to try them? You gotta have an open mind when it comes to food. And sime shouldn't count as they've been around forever like bone broth and a rosé.

[Anonymous No.12971104]

>>12970909
I'll kill you first, //FUCKER

[Anonymous No.12971113]

[Anonymous No.12971125]

12

>>12956699
based

>>12956776
>kombucha (is fucking gross)
Um no it's good.

[Anonymous No.12971134]

>>12956542
4, but really 2 (kombucha and bone broth arent millenial things)

[Anonymous No.12971278]

>>12961097
>he hasn't had natural fruit tea at the Altun Orda in Kashgar

[Anonymous No.12971362]

>>12956542
0

[Anonymous No.12971543]

>>12956542
I got a score of 21
Though I was born in 1999 so I guess I’m a zoomer

[Anonymous No.12971871]

>>12958899
When I was in Hawaii there was grocer near me that sold a lunch bowl of poke for like 8 dollars and it was fresh and delicious, I had it almost every day we went there

[Anonymous No.12972375]

>>12961208
The guy responsible for introducing the idea in the US is just as insufferable as you imagine him to be, up to and including bullshit health benefits and not being "real" bulletproof coffee unless you buy his special overpriced coffee and MCT oil.

[Anonymous No.12972409]

>>12956542
1

[Anonymous No.12972414]

>>12956542
Basic bitch here. Kombucha pushed me over the edge. I tried my first bottle a few weeks ago and thought it tasted like a compost heap, but after trying it again, it quickly grew on me. Now I drink a few bottles a week. Its pretty good.

[Anonymous No.12972437]

1
Boba is fucking delicious

[Anonymous No.12972524]

>>12956542
What am I if I have a score of 0?

[Anonymous No.12973593]

>>12971113
enjoy your tending boomer