/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12953801]

"Don't bother showing up tomorrow."

[Anonymous No.12953805]

Where's my severance package?

[Anonymous No.12953811]

>>12953801
Factory machines have been making pizzas for decades and people still pay for freshly made delivery.

[Anonymous No.12953816]

>>12953811
C O P E wagecuck

[Anonymous No.12953821]

>>12953816
not even a wagie. Just stating facts.

[Anonymous No.12953867]

>>12953821
>open domino’s app
>create pizza to exact specifications
>order gets sent to nearest store
>robot gets instructions and creates pizza perfectly
>nothing lost in translation by tech school dropouts that used to take orders by phone or work in kitchen
>pizza comes out perfectly cooked every time, not burnt or doughy
>goes directly to box from oven without being manhandled by filthy food workers
>sealed with tamperproof sticker so the driver can’t jack off on my pizza for being a shitty tipper
wagies are becoming obsolete

[Anonymous No.12953899]

>>12953805
>Where's my severance package
Let.
You're a part time za decorator, and not a CEO. Please turn in your uniforms before collecting your last check, and contact the state unemployment agency if you're interested in applying for possible benefits.

[Anonymous No.12953922]

[Anonymous No.12953936]

>>12953899
>not forcing them to quit so they get no benefits

[Anonymous No.12955067]

>>12953867
What about the independent contractor fully armed pizza deliverators tho?

[Anonymous No.12955073]

>>12953801
FAST FOOD WORKERS DESERVE A LIVING WAGE!!! FUCK ROBOTS TAKING OUR JOBS. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FEED MY FAMILY ON A WENDY'S WAGE???

[Anonymous No.12955088]

>>12953801
good luck trying to make the secret sauce without my dick cheese.

[Anonymous No.12955092]

>poor people lose fast food jobs
>get on welfare
>you pay for them with your taxes
Based!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.12955101]

>>12955092
>be poor people
>realize I can live on welfare
>why even job?

[Anonymous No.12955139]

>As I've lost the business wasting all my money on this robot

[Anonymous No.12955141]

>>12955092
>>get on welfare
>>you pay for them with your taxes

That's the problem. They should lose their jobs AND we should cancel welfare.

[Anonymous No.12955154]

>>12955141
Then you have civil war

[Anonymous No.12955156]

>>12953867
you also forgot
>robots wont argue
>robots wont spit in your food
>if any mistakes happen it's your fault for not giving the proper commands

>>12955067
the only jobs for humans will be hanging around with a clipboard making sure the robots are greased properly and running in sync.

[Anonymous No.12955159]

>>12955154

Poorcucks wouldn't do shit, lmfaooo

[Anonymous No.12955174]

>>12953805
>unskilled wagie
>severance package
lel

[Anonymous No.12955357]

>>12953801
>doesn't realize that robot cost more money than an employee's salary for 3 years
>add maintenance
>add electricity cost
It's not surprising you're a neet

[Anonymous No.12955365]

>>12955357

but you're just wrong

[Anonymous No.12955370]

>>12953805
Bend over and ill show you. You just got cucked by a robot, buddy. I dont think this is the time to get cocky

[Anonymous No.12955382]

>>12953922
Will I get arrested for trying to fuck this thing in public?

[Anonymous No.12955396]

>>12955067
Based uncle enzo

[Anonymous No.12955431]

The real question is... How well can that robot fight a human with a lead pipe?

[Anonymous No.12955436]

[Anonymous No.12955450]

>>12955174
Lay off enough wagies fast enough and one is bound to snap

[Anonymous No.12955454]

>>12953801
I can’t fucking wait for the food service worker to disappear honesty. People should operate phones and robots restaurants not the other way around.

[Anonymous No.12955459]

>>12955073
by going to McDonalds

[Anonymous No.12955461]

>>12955159
>Poorcucks wouldn't do shit, lmfaooo
French Aristocracy used to say the same shit. Like, fuck the peasants don't even have guns what are they gonna do lmao
What do you mean the army is siding with them

[Anonymous No.12955465]

>>12955154
>nogunz cuz poorshit starting a war

[Anonymous No.12955466]

>>12955431
Who has the pipe?

[Anonymous No.12955469]

>>12955431

i think the police bots would have something to say about that

[Anonymous No.12955470]

>>12955159
>rapidly expand underclass of thousands upon thousands of unskilled workers who go on to become homeless
>middle and lower middle class neighborhoods become slums
>cant realistically exterminate disgusting homeless population without global repercussions
What do we do now?

[Anonymous No.12955473]

>>12955470

the same thing the tyrannical powers always do, tell the media to remain silent

[Anonymous No.12955475]

>>12955465
Spoilers: most of the military are poor shits
>yeah but they're overwhelmingly red, and from red states!
Guess it's a good thing Trumps been deporting and betraying all those mexicans who enlisted for the promise of citizenship, huh? And that despite the noise, half the army would really like another war and half the army would really not like another fucking war on Tatooine. It's far from clear cut.

[Anonymous No.12955477]

>>12955470
Stop fighting global warming, then cull survivors. Idfk people think there’s going to be universal basic income when the powerful can finally get rid of workers. Humanity has progressed to the point where the master seeks to free themselves from the bondage of the slave, the evolution is coming.

[Anonymous No.12955513]

>>12955477
it's far more likely the underclass will drag the masters down with them and destroy everything in the process, ending civilization

[Anonymous No.12955522]

>>12953801
Didn’t plan on it

[Anonymous No.12955543]

>>12953805
It's in the mail.

[Anonymous No.12955690]

>>12955475
Spend 5 minutes on /k/ wagecuck

[Anonymous No.12955701]

>>12955513
You wish m8, big things are happening, new things

[Anonymous No.12955725]

>>12953867
>pizza gets delivered by drone
>no backtalk or tipping by a stoner deliveryboy
>only human at the store is a manager who is getting increasingly nervous that his job could be replaced by an AI

[Anonymous No.12956204]

>>12955159
t. Failed middle school history

[Anonymous No.12956233]

>>12953867
>>12955725
more like
>drone requests tipping and points a bb gun at you that will shoot if you refuse to do so, later on lowering your social score

[Anonymous No.12956235]

>>12955475
>most of the military are poor shits
nice meme. also the military provides you weapons genius it's not BYOG

[Anonymous No.12956236]

>>12955174
>unskilled CEO destroys company
>give that based SOB a golden parachute ASAP!

[Anonymous No.12956404]

>>12953811
>freshly made delivery.
how does one make delivery?

[Anonymous No.12956444]

>>12956233
Now this is coping

[Anonymous No.12956445]

>>12956236
The progressive champion of Canada wore blackface, if it’s not out in the open that the elite are totally fucked idk what is.

[Anonymous No.12956477]

But people will rely on the state if you remove their low skilled jobs. Are you happy that now YOU are paying for their living expenses for bumming around and committing crime?
>but but let's end welfare/social security /etc
Ok let's say you somehow manage to do that, you remove all politicians in favor of social security and radically change how the budget is utilized. All this while you have a constantly growing angry and hungry population that will sure as fuck start committing more crime. What is stopping these people from electing representatives that will give them the most amount of social welfare?
>uh let's end democracy then!
So the answer is throwing away the constitution and re-doing the country and putting in place a system against a huge chunk of the population that will likely be armed and angry as fuck? To control those people you would need to expand the police or get the military involved, etc. And I won't even mention how all of this social unrest will likely make investors get the fuck out of there as fast as humanly possible anyway..

This is somehow a better solution than telling corporations to maybe have peoples interests in mind... Makes me think