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I have a couple of lemons, and I want to make some lemonade. What's the best way to squeeze a lemon without having the seeds come out? I do not own a juicer or one of those manual folding thingamabobs.

>> No.12950610

> a couple of lemons
> to make lemonade
Your method is not your problem, kemosabe.

>> No.12950628

>>12950610
A lightly sour sugar water then. How to juice these cunts properly with my bare hands?

>> No.12950656

>>12950628
You need a lemon squeezer. Or just halve and squeeze and spoon out any seeds with your hands, faggot. Seriously? This is your fucking thread? “Halp guiz how take jooz frum lemun!?”?

Asshole.

>> No.12950666

>>12950656
>name calling and teasing
Oh I'm the asshole, right.

>> No.12950668
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>>12950656
>“Halp guiz how take jooz frum lemun!?”?
OP again. Forgot to also say cringe.

>> No.12950678

>>12950666
Because your thread is fucking stupid, kid. You’re not only asking an entirely retarded question that only has one possibly logical answer, anyway, you haven’t left it open enough to discuss anything else. Other than how fucking dumb you are, that is.

Lurk more.

>> No.12950693

>>12950678
You're upset. Please vacate the thread and come back when you are calm and cool. Drink some lemonade.

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>>12950656
>>12950678

>> No.12950703

>>12950693
Save your buttblast, princess. This being 4chan, someone will come along to redeem your shitty thread soon enough. Until then, dry your eyes and think about what you’ve learned today. You’re welcome.

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>>12950606
just squeeze the lemons

>> No.12950719

>>12950693
Hes not wrong. We have too many dumbass threads filled with shit because people are so terminally lazy they dont even want to think.

>> No.12950720

>>12950606
Either

Cut them in half, hold them cut side up and squeeze over your glass.

OR

cut them in half, squeeze with one hand and use the other hand cupped underneath to catch the seeds

>> No.12950726

>>12950696
I love that font

>> No.12950734

alright OP I may have a method to squeeze all the juice, you got a shoe?

>> No.12951809

>>12950606
You know how you see TV chef's cup their hands under lemons when they squeeze them? That, catch the seeds, let the juice run through your fingers.

>> No.12951813

Squeeze it through a fine mesh sieve. Or do you not have one of those either?

>> No.12951819

>cut wrists
>squeeze lemon juice onto open wounds
>inject bloody lemon juice into your anus
>???
>profit!

>> No.12951938

how would you survive without internet you retard? now you just sit down and wait what someone on http://www.4channel.org/ck/ will say so you can finally juice fucking lemons?? and what happens when one seed gets to the lemonade anyway? another thread?