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Is vegan food the best food for protecting my virginity?

>> No.12939336

>>12939333
only if your gay

>> No.12939341

>>12939336
How does if retain ownership over gay?

>> No.12939343

>>12939336
>only if your gay
Being vegan strongly implies homosexuality.

>> No.12939359

>>12939343
How is a conjunction gay?
I don’t understand

>> No.12939366

>>12939336
I can assure you that the majority of vegans are homosexuals.

>> No.12939367

>>12939359
Stop being autistic, fucko.

>> No.12939389

>>12939367
To bad I’m not sure why their using uncorrect English. They’re is just two many problems that comes with faulty grammar that I seethe a little bit when their is problems between the write English and the wrong English

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>>12939333
Why are all meatcucks such triggered snowflakes?

>> No.12939411

>>12939400
>triggered
Rich coming from the idiot whose tummy gets upset whenever it ingests a little meat
Have you taken your supplements yet?

>> No.12939425

>>12939389
Shit bait pasta, but acknowledged.

>> No.12939428

>>12939425
>pasta
What? This is the first time I’ve ever posted this

>> No.12939429

>>12939400
Why aren't vegans amongst the longest lived individuals in the world?

>> No.12939435

>>12939428
>What? This is the first time I’ve ever posted this
It's too similar to old bait.

>> No.12939437

>>12939400
Wow all that protein!! Must be at least 13 whole grams !!!

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>>12939411
Veganism is a way of living which seeks to exclude, as far as is possible and practicable, all forms of exploitation of, and cruelty to, animals for food, clothing or any other purpose.

Well-planned vegan diets are regarded as appropriate for all stages of life, including during infancy and pregnancy, by the American Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics, Dietitians of Canada, Australian National Health and Medical Research Council, New Zealand Ministry of Health, Harvard Medical School, and the British Dietetic Association.

>> No.12939473

>>12939457
You didn’t answer the question
Have you taken your supplements yet?

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How do vegans deal with the fact Organic fertilizers are made out of animal products?

>> No.12939478

>>12939457
Veganism is being the ultimate contrarian just for the sake of getting attention.
It's like Munchausen syndrome.

>> No.12939486

>>12939477
By using nonorganic fertilizers duh
Rules for thee but not for me

>> No.12939489

>>12939411
>>12939429
>>12939437
>falling for the bait and thus proving the post true
I miss when r/T_D plebbitors didn't take over this site and we were the ones doing the trolling instead of the ones getting trolled.

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>>12939473
Effects of a long-term vegetarian diet on biomarkers of antioxidant status and cardiovascular disease risk. [Nutrition. 2004] - PubMed - NCBI
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15474873

Vegetarian diets and the incidence of cancer in a low-risk population. [Cancer Epidemiol Biomarkers Prev. 2013] - PubMed - NCBI
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23169929

Meat Consumption and Cancer Risk
http://www.cancerproject.org/survival/cancer_facts/meat.php

Red meat and colon cancer
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21558046

Study finds unsafe mercury levels in 84 percent of all fish
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-18563_162-57563739/study-finds-unsafe-mercury-levels-in-84-percent-of-all-fish/

Like Bacon, Sausage and Hot Dogs? Then Beware: They May Raise Your Risk of Death, New Study Finds
http://shine.yahoo.com/shine-food/like-bacon--sausage-and-hot-dogs--too-bad--cause-that-stuff-l-kill-you--new-study-finds--174609721.html

Study Points to New Culprit in Heart Disease
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/04/08/health/study-points-to-new-culprit-in-heart-disease.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0

"Neu5Gc elicits an immune reaction that might contribute to a whole spectrum of human-specific diseases"
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/3346666/Mystery-of-the-meat-eaters-molecule.html

Restriction of meat, fish, and poultry in omnivores improves mood: a pilot randomized controlled trial
http://www.nutritionj.com/content/11/1/9/abstract

Harvard School of Public Health » milk is NOT the best source of calcium
http://www.hsph.harvard.edu/nutritionsource/calcium-and-milk/

Eating less meat and dairy may help reduce osteoporosis risk, Cornell studies show.
http://news.cornell.edu/stories/1996/11/eating-less-meat-may-help-reduce-osteoporosis-risk

Milk--the promoter of chronic Western diseases
PMID: 19232475
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19232475

>> No.12939493

>>12939486
Non organic fertilizers are made out of petroleum how do vegans deal with the environmental damage their food causes?

>> No.12939499

>>12939489
>Was just pretending to be retarded
Wew you fooled them.

>> No.12939503

>>12939493
RULES FOR THEE
BUT NOT FOR ME PEASANT

NOW STOP DRIVING YOUR CAR, WE NEED TO IMPORT MORE STUFF OVERSEAS FROM CHINA AND YOUR POLLUTION IS RUINING THE PLANET

>> No.12939509

>>12939491
>those sources
Yikes
I’m not clicking any of those until you provide archived links

>> No.12939524

>>12939509
Leave to retards to not know what the national institute of health or it's scientific validity is.

>> No.12939541

>>12939524
>(((cbs, yahoo, nytimes, harvard, Cornell)))
>just trust my sources goy

>> No.12939558

>>12939524
Internet articles are not valid sources for anything. If its not on physical media you cannot use it as a source
t. teacher

>> No.12939573

>>12939558
>scientifically peer reviewed studies and articles published on a government website aren't valid sources
You aren't even out of grade school, guaranteed.

>> No.12939585

>>12939573
>peer reviewed studies
Ahahahahaahahahahahaha

>> No.12939591

>>12939573
they are not valid because any hacker can change the content of the website at any time

>> No.12939651

>>12939541
>University studies and news articles that attack my carnist brainwashing script are all fake, ok?
>Grug say meat good! Me, Grog, like Grug speak! Me eat meat!
The absolute state!

>> No.12939674

>>12939478
Looks like another case of incelitis found in this poster, an epidemic - Many such cases. Sad!

>> No.12939734

>>12939333
Processed foods will do that much better.
Things like Hot Pockets and Pizza Rolls.

>> No.12939839

>>12939585
>>12939591
>your sources are invalid because I don't agree with them
/pol/ btfo

>> No.12939849

>>12939839
thats how it works in the real world Sources are only used to verify your own beliefs anything you disagree with is false

>> No.12939864

>>12939333
No. You will start to smell more attractive to females. It will be harder to fend them off.

>> No.12940127

>>12939457
So, being omnivore gets you a good life and you die sated and smiling. But as a vegan you have to suffer for longer and still feel that something good was missing from my life...

>> No.12940336

>>12940127
>I prefer to shorten my life by embracing carnism 'cause they always told me carnism was the bestest!

>> No.12941460

>>12939864
Only works for Lesbian bean lickers.

>> No.12941464

>>12941460
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16891352

>> No.12941474

No, I have 3 transbians gfs since going vegan.

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>>12941464
I always ate meat, and women always swallowed my load, so I don't see the problem.
Also meat eaters live long lives while vegans die of aids.

>> No.12941491

>>12941487
You are really bad at following conversations.

>> No.12941505

>>12941491
How, so? I'm just saying that being "meat" stinky doesn't mean anything in response to your link that claims meat adds a smell (which had nothing to do with the post that responded to, but I bit anyways).

>> No.12941509

>>12939864
You will smell more attractive to any woman that you cum in regardless of what you eat. It's in their biological make up.

>> No.12941665

>>12939864
Yeah girls are attracted to fart machines that are vegans. No one likes being around bloated gas bags.

>> No.12942032

>>12941665
>fart machines
Pimply fart machines. Vegans usually have acne problems.