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*shoots your coffee up in the air, scalding your hand and staining your clothes*
When can we do away with these fucking things?

>> No.12938016

dude starbucks lmao

>> No.12938021

>>12938016
You mean every disposable coffee cup lid ever not just Starcucks

>> No.12938023

>>12938014
Not everyone has Parkinson's, most people are fully capable of operating a cup.

>> No.12938033

>>12938021
dude coffee to go lmao

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12938273

>>12938033
How else am I supposed to look like a tired detective on a stake out?

>> No.12938966

>>12938014
Make your own coffee

>> No.12938979

>>12938014

Use the coffee stoppers that are available at every coffee shop. They're like little stickers so I'm sure you'll love them you insufferable retard

>> No.12939653

>>12938014
honestly the lids are fine. dumb fucks just need to learn to make coffee. by the time it's in the cup it shouldn't be hot enough to scald anything

>> No.12939682

>>12938033
dude live in your mom's basement lmao

>> No.12939741

>>12938014
This nigger don't know how to drink from a cup

>> No.12939767

>>12938014
That only happens when they overfill the cup. The real problem is that you can't test the temperature on your lip before you launch the coffee onto your more sensitive tongue.

>> No.12940177

>>12938014
Mein Neger how the fuck do you drink your coffee to facilitate liquid escaping the cup at terminal velocity?

>> No.12940191
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12940191

>>12938014

people who drink their coffee through the lid don't know that coffee shop workers regularly piss on whole stacks of those lids after closing hours

the piss dries overnight, but you still drinking someone's piss
take the lid off and throw away

>> No.12940202

>>12940191
as long as it's grill pee i don't mind

>> No.12940219
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12940219

>>12938273

get some New York cop show cups and you'll be the shit, bro

>> No.12940396

>>12938014
the problem is that coffee is sold too hot
why cant they make it a temperature that is immediately drinkable

>> No.12940409

>>12940396
They expect you to set it down while you drive to work and drink it later.
They probably get lots of complaints from stupid people about the coffee going cold 40 minutes later.

>> No.12940412

>>12938014
OMG i CAn't Do AnyThiNG wITHouT My dAIly CoFfEe

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>>12938014
Some places offer lids with a little plug so that doesn’t happen.