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Anonymous Wed Sep 18 00:01:05 2019 No.12936857 [Reply] [Original]

What mental illness would cause a man to smoke a watermelon

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 00:02:04 2019 No.12936858 that picture is satisfying as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 00:03:09 2019 No.12936860 >imb4 pineapple pizza war

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 00:04:14 2019 No.12936862 >>12936857 is smoked fruit a thing? I am genuinely curious now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 00:06:15 2019 No.12936868 >>12936862 I've had grilled pineapple and it was pretty good. Not sure about smoked fruit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 00:18:25 2019 No.12936904 For a cool video and for people to make money for,

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 00:45:47 2019 No.12936981 >>12936857 What's so strange about it? The whole modernist cuisine thing is nearly two decades old now. You really find a smoked watermelon to be that strange in the age of instagram? Been living under a rock your whole life?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 00:51:42 2019 No.12936998 >>12936857 I thought it’s piece of blue rare beef in a picture with oversaturated colours.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 00:52:57 2019 No.12937004 dain bramage

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 00:53:30 2019 No.12937005 >>12936857 I want to try it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 01:14:28 2019 No.12937048 >>12936857 >You have to be mentally ill to smoke a watermelon That's fucking dumb anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 01:15:26 2019 No.12937052 >>12936857 Is this the fabled alligator pear?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 01:29:51 2019 No.12937092 >>12936857 Veganism

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 01:41:46 2019 No.12937112 >>12936981 Shut up, hipster faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 01:43:16 2019 No.12937116 >>12937112 No I won't, Cletus. Go back to diddling your little sister.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 02:05:06 2019 No.12937151 Downtism

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 02:35:35 2019 No.12937248 I'd be fascinated to try it. I bet, at the very least, it'd make a fantastic cocktail with some mezcal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 02:45:48 2019 No.12937273 >>12936981 >>12937248 stupid faggots are faggots on /ck/ today.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 02:46:22 2019 No.12937275 Watermelon tastes like shit when you cook it past a certain temperature desu. Like there's some chemical change and it has this overcooked taste to it instead of the fresh taste it usually has desu

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 02:52:47 2019 No.12937285 watermelon jerky is right af

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 02:53:27 2019 No.12937286 >>12936857 It's just for looks and a weird picture. Melons suck when cooked and smokiness isn't going to penetrate or taste good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 03:33:48 2019 No.12937377 >>12936857 My mind is in complete conflict over the concept and image. Part of me is like 'what circle of Hell thought of this one' but visually looks -fantastic-, desu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 06:07:45 2019 No.12937687 Spicy smoked watermelone, with a sprinkling of salt, and a thick layer of butter

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 12:23:21 2019 No.12938622 what has man wrought in his hubris

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 15:55:19 2019 No.12939566 >>12936857 Veganism

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 16:03:49 2019 No.12939595 >>12936857 how was it, anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 16:05:38 2019 No.12939599 >>12937112 >>12937273 Don't you have a fast food or frozen meal thread you should be posting in right now? Why is /ck/ so full of lowest common denominator idiots?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 16:10:44 2019 No.12939617 >>12936862 I smoke fruits like you on the basketball court

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 16:17:30 2019 No.12939647 >>12939599 2016 election reddit invasion. The disease has stretched to /ck/

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 16:22:45 2019 No.12939661 >>12936857 >This is what 56% mutts actually eat

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 16:34:31 2019 No.12939703 >>12939617 Based

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 16:46:26 2019 No.12939736 >>12936862 Smoked jackfruit is pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 16:50:07 2019 No.12939753 File: 520 KB, 640x3360, 1558146571978.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shieeeeeet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 16:52:49 2019 No.12939770 Is watermelon high in sugars? I wonder what deep-fried watermelons taste like. Deep fried bananas are great. I don't think the watermelon will hold up.......

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 16:57:21 2019 No.12939792 File: 3 KB, 125x120, 1567021218492s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i dunno about smoked but grilled watermelon is awesome

Anonymous Wed Sep 18 17:08:01 2019 No.12939823

I actually tried making this. There's a recipe on the internet somewhere. Turned out amazing flavor wise, but I messed up when halving the recipe so it was so salty as to be inedible. So I blended it up with some water until it was a smokey sauce. Would try again desu

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 17:10:09 2019 No.12939830 >>12939617 Holy based

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 17:11:02 2019 No.12939834 >>12937248 Mezcal is already smoky. Pair it with something else, like bourbon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 18:19:45 2019 No.12940111 >>12939834 Rye gin for maximum confusion

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 18:57:01 2019 No.12940289 >>12940111 That is both alarming and enticing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 19:04:34 2019 No.12940325 >>12939617 Silence homo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 19:23:41 2019 No.12940417 File: 234 KB, 1075x605, 20190906_053006.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12939617 Good for you faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 19:42:20 2019 No.12940508 File: 58 KB, 551x422, touhou-cock2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12940417

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 19:56:26 2019 No.12940574 >>12936857 photoshop

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 19:59:37 2019 No.12940587 >>12939617 Based professional public cock sucking exhibitionist!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 20:14:20 2019 No.12940660 >>12937275 smoking happens at super low temps, dumbass

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 20:16:59 2019 No.12940681 >>12939770 It would explode and disintegrate rapidly. Even if you breaded or battered it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 18 23:28:16 2019 No.12941513 >>12936857 >What mental illness would cause a man to smoke a watermelon Excessive melanin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 00:01:21 2019 No.12941661 >>12936862 Yea. Everything edible has been smoked at one time, or another.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 00:03:49 2019 No.12941670 >>12936857 This man is living in 3019.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 00:08:46 2019 No.12941683 >>12941513 Actually its white people who are doing this

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 00:10:07 2019 No.12941688 >>12936857 Gender dysphoria.

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