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Mom left to vacation for 2 weeks. She is already week in her vacation but all the meat from fridge and freezer has been consumed. I have last 50 euros to survive this week. What do i do?

>> No.12935442

Post less frogs.

>> No.12935450

Rice is a good place to start for one. Cheap meats, eggs, etc.

>> No.12935451

>>12935425
Rice eggs oats. Don't forget to squat

>> No.12935465

>>12935425
Potatoes are another..

>> No.12935475

>>12935425
Sell your asshole on the streets for some meat, you faggot.

>> No.12935476

>>12935465
>>12935451
>>12935450
I have to forgot to add that i live with my brother who weights 150kg. He is neet, lazy, does not clean after himself and will eat anything from fridge.

>> No.12935478

>>12935425
What if she finally got the courage to leave and start another family?

>> No.12935481

>>12935476
Tell him he either fucking eats what you make or he fucking starves.

>> No.12935482

>>12935478
She wouldnt do this.

>> No.12935486

>>12935481
Problem is he consumes too much and i have money only for myself. We dont talk to each other.

>> No.12935490

>>12935482
That’s what you think, Mario. A bientot! Bisous Maman.

>> No.12935491

>>12935482
After reading this
>>12935476
How sure can you really be?

>> No.12935492

>>12935486
Then he eats rations. You don't make a four course meal you make an okay sized meal and split it. If he bitches, he starves.

>> No.12935494
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12935494

For our American friends he has a meager 7.91/USD each day if you divide shit out, because he ran out of meat.

As you can see, he is extremely impoverished...

>> No.12935498

>>12935491
Im sure of it because i would kill myself. I told her i would kill myself if she leaves.

>> No.12935508

>>12935494
Like I said: Rice, eggs, potatoes, cheap meat. Ration money and food. Overstuff mclargehueg (AKA his brother) can survive and so can OP if he rubs two braincells together.

>> No.12935511

>>12935494
It's okay. No need to feel sorry for me.

>> No.12935515

>>12935494
Pretty sure that’s more than enough for a burger meal everyday in the EU. Fuck his fat arse brother.

>> No.12935521

>>12935498
She probably has left then. I’d leave your little emotionally blackmailing arse, too.

Your poor mum. I feel like sending her flowers now. Hope she’s enjoying her undoubtedly well deserved holiday from you two nightmares.

>> No.12935523

>>12935521
Mommy left us to starve to death. She needs to work to support us. She must not slack off.

>> No.12935528

>>12935498
>I told her i would kill myself if she leaves.
Anon that isn't healthy. Don't do this to her. Imagine how she feels when you say that to her, and then she has the other son that weighs 150 kilos and doesn't go to work.

The poor woman. I don't doubt that she did leave. She isn't coming back anon.

>> No.12935536

>>12935523
eat shit and die, literal parasite

>> No.12935542

>>12935536
This wasnt very helpful for my situation. Why are you so angry?

>> No.12935548

>>12935476
kill your brother and eat him, free meat

>> No.12935554

>>12935548
/thread

>> No.12935556

>>12935542
because you're putting an undue burden on your mother, i would tell you to be ashamed of yourself but it's obvious you have no remorse. gt your shit together and be a man, man.

>> No.12935561

>>12935556
But my mom gave birth to me. She needs to support me until i die. I did not choose to exist. She did.

>> No.12935564
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>>12935561
ok she definitely ran off

>> No.12935573

>>12935564
She did not. Also im currently trying to find girlfriend who will take care of me like my mom does. So im actually following your advice.

>> No.12935585

>>12935573
For your mother's sake, I hope she did. For the sake of any woman who may meet you, I hope you don't.

>> No.12935588

>>12935585
This is very negative thinking and whishing such things upon me. Why are you such hateful person?

>> No.12935590

I finally understand why some women choose to go gay now. Also the ones who commit infanticide.

>> No.12935605

>>12935590
Women can't be gay. Even lesbians use dick dildos to please each other.

>infanticide

Such complex word. Did you heard it on redd*t?

>> No.12935610

>>12935588
Anon, you're a parasite. "Waah they have to support me, if they leave I will kill myself." You call your brother a NEET when you're the same way. You demand care from your mother, you demand it from a future girlfriend, because you don't want to cor can't take care of yourself.

Be a fucking man and learn to take care of yourself. Your poor mother doesn't deserve to have an emotionally manipulative piece of shit threatening death so it hangs on her consience.

"I didn't choose to be born, she chose to have me, so she has to take care of me until she dies." Nigger do you hear yourself? Do you see what you type? Do you know how shitty that mindset is?

Your mother didn't choose to be born either but she was enough of a woman to be able to support herself and two shitty boys.

Either be a man and care for yourself or find a dark hole to crawl inside of.

>> No.12935620

>>12935610
Do no reply to me please.

>> No.12935622

>>12935610
Nobody cares you fucking faggot. Stop trying to dispense your dumbass fortune cookie life lessons. You arent smart or unique, everyone knows this basic ass shit but you're the only one so autistic you cant let one guy in one thread talk some bullshit.

>> No.12935630

>>12935620
Bite the thick end of a hammer. Get off 4chan.

>>12935622
I may've struck a nerve. Mmmm.

>> No.12935638

>>12935620
Or what, fag?

>> No.12935643

>>12935638
>>12935630
This is my thread. I do not wish to speak to you. Leave this thread.

>> No.12935644

>>12935476
pimp out your fat brother for pizza money

>> No.12935648

>>12935643
ur thread died at the first post lmao

>> No.12935655

>>12935643
suck start a shotgun parasite.

p.s. your mom says hi and says she ain't never coming back so spend wisely!

>> No.12935661

Your mother is never coming back.

>> No.12935665

>>12935655
>p.s. your mom says hi and says she ain't never coming back so spend wisely!

Wow you still keep replying? I guess i will have to filter your IP.

>>12935661
She is coming back in week. She called me yesterday.

>> No.12935667

What an asshole. Hope your mom finds a happy life out there somewhere.

>> No.12935672

>>12935665
no lol

>> No.12935676

OP here. If this offtopic about my mom never coming back will continue i will delete this thread. You are making me uncomfortable.

>> No.12935684

>>12935665
ok, parasitic hikkineet

>> No.12935688
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>>12935425
Invite some friends over and have a party.
That's what friends and I used to do when we got our places alone for a couple of weeks.
Just make sure to not have some pimp break the egg, moms notice that kind of stuff.

>> No.12935693

>>12935676
You can’t delete threads on 4chan, dumbass newb. Lrn2lurkmore.

>> No.12935702

>>12935688
she won’t notice because she isn’t coming back, white knight faggit

>> No.12935704

>>12935693
Yea i can. And i dont like your attitude.

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>>12935702
Happened with my dad, but he died.
You're not alone in the world.
That doesn't make me some kind of white knight and I don't wear it like a badge like you apparently do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmkMEoVb6rA
The Specials - Rat Race

>> No.12935739

>>12935704
One can delete posts but not threads if there are replys.

>> No.12935764

>>12935739
Only cowardly little faggots delete their posts.

>> No.12935769

Cant tell if this thread is people baiting each other or OP baiting everyone, its one or the other

>> No.12935772

>>12935764
It's not that, sometimes I'll delete a post and respost to correct stupid spelling mistakes if I'm drunk. That's the only reason I've ever deleted posts. It has nothing to do with being cowardly, this is usually a slow board so have time to do it.

>> No.12935827

>>12935425
uhhh how old are you m8? fucking bongs

>> No.12935835

3 mcchickens and a small fry everyday

>> No.12935839

>>12935772
Why bother? It’s not even like your posts are recorded for posterity. If you make a ‘spelling mistake’ so fucking what. You imply anyone would even be reading them when most of the time, about 90% of what you say nobody even sees, let alone would even care to remember.

>> No.12935859

>>12935839
It's not posterity, I should proofread my own stuff better but sometimes I don't, and instead of getting hollared at for a missing comma or something stupid I'd rather correct it. It's pretty simple really.
I think you're looking too much into something that you shouldn't look into, chill out.

>> No.12935862

>>12935564
Why are you letting yourself get trolled like this?

>> No.12935883
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>>12935630
>bite the thick end of a hammer

holy fuck mate i'm using that one

>> No.12935896

>>12935859
You went all triggered at the end there, senpai. Stop worrying about what anonymous people on some fast flushing Vietnamese comic site think about stupid shit like your “missed comma” or whatever. Dang. Get a girlfriend or something and waste your time better.

>> No.12935899

>>12935883
Kek glad I made you laugh anon

>> No.12935905
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>>12935896
Been there done that. I like being alone sometimes.

>> No.12935912

>>12935425
50 euro. Fuck. Eggs, rice, noodles, tons of shit you can do. Seasonal veggies are usually cheap as well. But you are euro, I thought that your government takes care of everything.

>> No.12935913

>>12935425
Isn’t 50 euros like 500 dollars? How much is food over there?

>> No.12935919

>>12935899
Wow you sound like a tremendous faggot

>> No.12935937

>>12935919
Only halfway baby

>> No.12935940

>>12935905
Meh. Fair enough. In all seriousness, though, I get, and admire, your sense of fastidiousness but I really wouldn’t waste it on these assholes. Not one of them is worth it.

>> No.12935944

>>12935940
Why are you commenting so much if you didn't care?

>> No.12935971

>>12935944
I don’t. Im replying to people who reply to my posts.

>> No.12935989

>>12935971
The more you reply the more people reply. Don't. Feed. The. Trolls.

>> No.12935994

>>12935971
So you're the frog poster? that's OP.

>> No.12935998

>>12935989
hahaha, feedback loop!

>> No.12935999

>>12935971
>>12935989
can you two get a room and fuck already?

>> No.12936024

>>12935999
Anon, I have standards.

>> No.12936025

>>12935999
Nice trips, seems like someone is into a threesome.

>>12935971
>>12935989
>>12935999

>> No.12936033

>>12936025
As long as I'm pitching not catching

>> No.12936445

Just fast

>> No.12936459

>frog post
>same old shit post
>80+ replies

I'm starting a petition to ban 4channel. Most of you don't deserve an unmoderated place to speak.