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>> No.12932334

It is interesting that he doesn't cover any of the cut fruit. I think this is not how he keeps his fridge. This is just been done up for the video.

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Good Eye.

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>> No.12932382

>fire goes out and they're all still alive, just badly burned
>now it's time to bury them alive
It always surprises me how retarded and primitive africans are.

>> No.12932406
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This is CHINA

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>> No.12932441

this made me fucking sick

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>> No.12932576

Seems like the Anti-Egg sperg is asleep right now.

>> No.12932578
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no sound, what a shame

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>> No.12932595

A guy I work with uses that knife. I hate it so much.

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>> No.12932609

>This is China
Fried soft-shell crab is fine, and your inability to eat anything that even remotely resembles the animal it came from is the result of your coddled upbringing.

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>> No.12932625

Why tho? Did the pigs have disease?

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Meant for
Webm unrelated

>> No.12932634

Ah, my apologies. I overreacted.
Have a good day.

>> No.12932651
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Yes, Huge outbreak...
Kool, Just back from another Ban...

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>> No.12932975

What sort of uncouth swine leaves cut watermelon unwrapped or put away in a container in the fridge?

>> No.12933001

I;m thinking about thos Beans

>> No.12933002

Whoever was responsible for setting up the fridge on set, clearly.

>> No.12933007

Something about the framerate of these webms makes me think that anybody who posts these has the mind of "I'm so quirky! LOL fun and unique dish!"

>> No.12933036
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You can tell it's China and not Africa because they didn't put car tires around the necks of the pigs.

>> No.12933071

what's with using the knife to unwrap the cheese?

>> No.12933403

she can handle my sausage

>> No.12933405

They are low IQ people, anon.

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>> No.12933412

Cold and weak coffee

if your coffee isn't black as the knife you are a faggot

>> No.12933419

nail polish


>> No.12933423

all for about 5rmb. I miss china.

>> No.12933510

Hell yeah kid, piss on em!

>> No.12933515

Brits are irredeemable

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>> No.12933526

>when mommu won't let you have the tendies even though you have enough good boy point for them

>> No.12933638

All anglo food is an insult to humanity

>> No.12933656

celery... stopped watching there..

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>> No.12933701

now this is peak flyover bastardization

>> No.12933715

Some /b/tard is masturbating to this.

>> No.12933779

>gooseneck kettle
What a fag.

>> No.12933786

>not cutting up a watermelon into chunks and storing it a sealed container in your fridge ready to eat at a moment's notice
I don't want to cut melon every time I decide to eat it. It's a pain in the ass so I end up not eating it at all.

>> No.12933791

Same reason that he steadies the knife with his index finger instead of holding it correctly. Doesn't know any better.

>> No.12933811

>calling anyone a /b/tard in 2019

>> No.12935103

Bit expensive paying £3 for a pot of beans and cheese, but i'd love it if more cafes starting offering this.

>> No.12935122

that first sauce is complete shit and I'm surprised this guy has all his fingers still

>> No.12935125

OMG!!!! he looks fabulouth in this webum. did he get a new agent?

>> No.12935136

this is actually very tasty if you add red onion, jalapeños, and garlic. top with freshly chopped coriander...or 'cilantro' for you muricans.

>> No.12935144

i get soft shell crab poboys all the time. good stuff.

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>> No.12935195

white trash food at its finest

>> No.12935210
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>smuggle a playstation Vita into prison using this method
>guard takes the box of crackers
>"there better not be a game console in here"

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>> No.12935771
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The best webms are always the ones where nothing happens because it's all dialogue.

>> No.12935787
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>barely one scoop
Man, never meet your heroes.

>> No.12935869

if you kill while its still alive does it actually get less rubbery? freezing it should be worse though.

>> No.12935882

it's better to kill it after it has been dead for a while

>> No.12935888

do crabs feel pain? imagine being fried in oil so some fat fuck can gobble you up. being seafood is hell now that you think of it

>> No.12935892

who ever thought of that is a genius. how much cocaine could you stuff into that box?

>> No.12935991

I generally kill them way after they're dead.

>> No.12936029

>killing squid while it's alive
Always kill squid after it's dead

>> No.12936073

the chinese are such weird fucking people.

>> No.12936106

it looks like he's cutting all the sides off of the cheese with the knife, I really can't understand why.
Don't those cheese singles rip open easily with your hands?

>> No.12936118

Pick one

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>> No.12936886

the best we got is "they don't feel pain like we do"
whether they feel pain like something else who knows

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>> No.12936936

why the fuck would you make a 2 minute long video that is just text with one picture

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am i the only one seeing this?

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>> No.12936958

the ROI on this is retarded, for its price you could pay a poor chinese kid to do that job for several years

>> No.12936965

spoken like a guy who has never had to manage employees

>> No.12936966
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>> No.12936973

>eating the whole fucking crab
How the fuck are they not gonna get sick with all the nasty shit inside a crab? There's a reason we only eat leg meat.

>> No.12936974
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>> No.12936991

the crazy thing is that parrot has actually learned what a cheeseburger is, otherwise it wouldn't even want it in the first place as cheeseburgers is not part of its natural diet

>> No.12936995

Nigga it's just beans

>> No.12936999

what if they feel pain worse than us and people just say they can't feel pain just to feel better about themselves?

>> No.12937000

"Crow, knows what a Submarine tastes like."

>> No.12937003

the thing that triggers me most about this is that she puts cheese directly on the fucking grill and just leaves the residue on there to burn to shit

>> No.12937006

that's the limitation of the study, they can only show that they don't feel pain as a mammal would because they lack the pain receptors that mammals have
that doesn't eliminate the possibility they don't feel pain in a different way though

>> No.12937012

fucking hell

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>> No.12937021

she's a subhuman insect person, for them the "nasty innards," organs, and filled bowels are like an elixir of life. They would probably wither and die if they went a week without consuming something disgusting.

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>> No.12937031 [DELETED] 

>new york city

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WAT? no wonder they're starving

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>> No.12937152

so he can eat like a normal person after all

>> No.12937162

With no sink around how does this woman wash her hands after each transaction?

>> No.12937171

Why do they gotta fuck up a decent bowl of shredded chicken like that

>> No.12937172

Chinamin burrito.

>> No.12937175

Why do you "gotta fuck up" the English language like that?

>> No.12937176

Why are they reporting on this like it's a big new thing? Whole deep fried softshell crabs have been my one of my favorites since I was like ten.

>> No.12937190

is that one of the columbine shooters?

>> No.12937196

They aren't? It's just a little infomercial on fried crab. At no point do they say it's a new thing. Dumb bitch.

>> No.12937255

can't stand these slightly sped up videos of people making faces while they prepare/eat food and explained like you're a retard

>> No.12937313

Lol I regularly fry softshell up like that at work, has nothing to do with that insectoid country

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>> No.12937385
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>> No.12937472

She doesn't, it's China

>> No.12937475


Or all of that shit gets neutralized when cooked at a high enough temperature

>> No.12937494

keep telling yourself that, chang

>> No.12937499

i better the little zoomer bitch starting crying tears of rage in the parking lot

>> No.12937501

Speak for yourself, immunodeficient.

>> No.12937557

Heinz beans are rubbish. It's maddening how better Bachelors' ones are.

>> No.12937689

/ck/ desperately needs sound desu, so much content would be better with it

>> No.12937706

>before your first taste of the adrenochrome

>> No.12937713

I believe this to be a literal truth. Literal in the sense of actual, not exaggerated beyond reality.

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>> No.12937811

He's a saucerer!

>> No.12937813

I love how this stops the moment the dude is about to add blood to the tomatoes.

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>> No.12937820


It's China. You have bigger worries than whether she washed her hands. You have to worry about whether the food is even real or if she's cooking with sewer oil or something.

>> No.12937822

I'd say he's mora of a warwok.

>> No.12937823


I'm really hoping that their cheese slices just don't come with that feature for some reason, but then again..

>> No.12937827

Why would I trust a guy who can't pour a beer?

>> No.12937829

I would prefer a plate that was actually arranged nicely. I'm not interested in performance, I don't want the waiter hanging around at the table when I'm hanging out with my friends or on a date.

>> No.12937875

Blame zoomers who doesn't have the attention span to watch and pay attention to anything over 30 seconds long. Why do you think tiktoks are a thing to begin with?

>> No.12937932

>hanging out with my friends or on a date
No need to lie anon.

>> No.12938069

That's cool, just don't go to a performance based restaurant.

>> No.12938117

That is pretty delicious not gonna lie but you need to season it more.
Very oily though

>> No.12938163
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am i late to the party?

>> No.12938171
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btw can someone post that webm of the guy turning a fish in a grill but it breaks up and falls through the gaps

>> No.12938189

holy shit burgers, what have you done?

>> No.12938222

what in the actual living fuck anon

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>> No.12938228
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>> No.12938229

Looking real good for his age

>> No.12938237

white chocolate ball falls apart to reveal....
grass and flowers
stupid. just put a cake inside, or ice cream. why the stupid garnish right in the middle of the fucking plate

>> No.12938373
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I...I...I have that knife.

>> No.12938572

Fuck you

>> No.12938723


Why are you acting like this is a Chinese thing anyway, considering how commonly soft shell crab is eaten in America

>> No.12938736

You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

>> No.12938856

The left has lost its fucking mind.

>> No.12938882

well i could have used that information when i was 13yo

>> No.12938953

Wtf but how? Does he throw up between shots?

>> No.12938973

You are retarded. Not only is the robot cheaper and more consistent it also draws in customers. That thing probably paid for itself in a few months

>> No.12939058

but china is winning, and america is on the brink of a massive recession.

>> No.12939109

how can a race be so obsessed with torture lmfao

>> No.12939116

Best prank ever. Based kids. All hell breaks loose, nobody gets hurt. It's just perfect

>> No.12939122

Do burguh really?

>> No.12939171

Or its because that stuff isn't bad for you or tocix it just tastes like shit so we throw it out. I guess when it's deep fried it doesn't taste like it do. Bardledue tacos

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>> No.12939218


>be squid in the far east
>have the ability to reincarnate in your own dead body
>do it just to spite jap cook before dying again

>> No.12939236

Prisoners do. We called it chi chi

>> No.12939442

Give me the timestamp where you see him swallow a considerable amount of food. It's usually stuff his face, cut, stuff his face, cut

>> No.12939452

uh.. anon..

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>> No.12939543

>what is love, baby dont hurt me

>> No.12939548


>> No.12939624

Yeah, its extremely contagious, so anything that gets infected has to die ASAP. They can't really just kill them first before burning because then that contaminates whatever they used to kill the pigs with, and that leads to just spreading the disease.

>> No.12939775

>litterally uses a cutting board he says makes his food taste like the dishwasher if he puts hot food on it
is he autistic?

>> No.12939859

You're retarded. Go watch his videos on Youtube, he even got a lot of Guinness world records for that shit.

>> No.12939942

Original guy wondering if he purges
So he's that legit? I've seen a couple of his videos and thought, "I could do that" but what he did in that webm is lion tier. Holy fuck

>> No.12939969

This but unironically

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>> No.12940010

Magic coffee.

>> No.12940033

Huh. That's actually a pretty clever trick.

>> No.12940042

"oh no, I had no idea I was being filmed despite already being a minor Internet sensation and doing a fucking Nintendo-sponsored 'music' video!"
The more I see her the more I want her to choke on that chicken.

>> No.12940052

They were fined by the council.

>> No.12940056
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There's something about the writing in these videos that makes me incredibly angry.

>> No.12940059

Yeah, she makes me thinking about choking chicken too.

>> No.12940134

small men

>> No.12940141

I would like her to choke on my chicken too, if you know what I mean. (The "chicken" is a euphemism for my penis, making an innuendo that I want her to perform fellatio on me)

>> No.12940226

what is this

>> No.12940238

It's a zoomer selling single chicken nuggets dipped in the Rick and Morty meme sauce for ten bucks a piece to other zoomers.
The lad probably cleared a cool fifty bucks on spending a whole day at McDonald's instead of pulling some overtime at work.

>> No.12940264

ill date mimi

>> No.12940285

Ikr, whites really come up with the best ways to torture people.

>> No.12940302
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well this would be too obvious don't ya think?

>> No.12940306

this is actually brilliant marketting, more brands should do this, whatever they spent on this has a greater impact than any advert ever could

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>> No.12940317
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that is very hurtful

>> No.12940366

>he's never had soft shell crab
>sperging out like this over a fucking webm
Brain worms are energetic tonight, huh?

>> No.12940377
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Is it a bad sign that I recognised that as Reimu before the flip?

>> No.12940403

That was my first thought too. He even keeps toothpicks in the watermelon and everything is plated elegantly just to store in the fridge? Fucking stupid.

>> No.12940414

not really, the webm is old as shit and you've probably seen it few dozen times before in webm threads

>> No.12940428

>touches money and then food literally right afterward

I'm not a hygiene freak but this grinds my gears.

>> No.12940436

holy shit, got sauce?

>> No.12940485

crabs are aliens

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>> No.12940535

pretty amazing. i wonder if that wouldnt have the same texture as cotton candy

>> No.12940561
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I'd be curious to try it. It seems like the same basic technique is used in lots of cultures.

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>> No.12940632

Pretty sure the fucking seagulls aren't happy about the sudden case of diarrhea.

>> No.12940633

god why are these people always working on the ground

>> No.12940635

Gulls deserve it

>> No.12940644

What is this movie called?

>> No.12940648
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>> No.12940664
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>> No.12940748

zoomer get out

>> No.12940851

Well the what ever this council is, theyre a bunch of fuddy duddies and should be fired. These kids deserve an award for bringing entertainment the world over

>> No.12941000

Cry more bitchboy

>> No.12941173

The webm got suspicious cuts but it's definitely feasible, search matt stonie michael phelps on youtube.

>> No.12941238

Arnie has to find creative ways to keep the maids busy with menial tasks because whenever they're free he starts cumming inside of them and it's becoming a problem

>> No.12941281

I'm never going to not ask WHY whenever I see this

>> No.12941410

>this mad and jealous some guy was smart enough to take advantage of a shitty meme to make money while he sat his fat useless neet ass on his computer all day

>> No.12941421

Maybe something startled him.

>> No.12941574

anyone have the webm of the brazilian guy making a shitty pizza with a ton of mayo on it and throws olives at it at the end. he also burns garbage in the pizza oven.

>> No.12941656

>that parrot has actually learned what a cheeseburger is
Unlike you.

>> No.12941671

What did he do with the cucumber after that?

>> No.12941691

>didn't drink from the shoe


>> No.12941715

>80% of /ck/ is outcooked by a 3 year old chinese boy
checks out

>> No.12941724

Had criadilla once. Not bad. Reminded me of kidneys.

>> No.12941734

oh fuck, another t_d transplant

>> No.12941743

The first part before the bacon was added, made me think about shredded chicken tacos or flautas. The rest is a waste.

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>> No.12941839

that's it? no ice cream nothing more tasty?

>> No.12941852
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>> No.12942290
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>> No.12942300
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>> No.12942317
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>> No.12942356

Used to go crabbing at night for soft shells. Good times.

>> No.12942451

>Bone Marrow Restaurant
I wanted to comment on how there's a restaurant right next to my home that serves amazing bone marrow but then I watched the webm. It's the exact same restaurant. Only, they used to serve it differently. They would bring it on a hot plate and the bones would be fixed in mounds of salt, alongside you would get quail eggs and toasted bread with garlic butter and some other things. It's delicious in any case. Too bad most people don't want to touch bone marrow because it's fatty and mushy.

>> No.12942487

Faith in humanity, restored

>> No.12942532

this just looks so bland and boring. And THIS is what the engl*sh "people" are proud of? This stuff is served in homeless shelters here

>> No.12942535

And then this wog turns up...

>> No.12942548

The webm made me feel ashamed of being white! Your garbage "cuisine" is the stereotype of what niggers think our food is like, it's basically a running joke and it's (once again) the engl*shs fault. engl*sh "people" were a mistake and you all should be slaves for us

>> No.12942598

King of cookery, Stephen chow

>> No.12942601

>ashamed to be white
State your nationality, I dare you.

>> No.12942792


I mean presentation is great. Whats inside looks intriguing and good. Probably better tasting than anyone here has experienced. People too focused on the theatrics.

>> No.12942796


:42 and there goes your hot dog

>> No.12942823

shokugeki no soma

>> No.12942864

You're as white as a congolese.

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>> No.12942882

that roe, yum

>> No.12942911

If you clean your fridge regularly, food doesn't get contaminated and at proper temp it stays stored properly for a long time.

>> No.12942932

Not that guy, but I'm never mad at the ones making the money. I'm mad that they're able to make money out of that kind of stupidity in the first place.

>> No.12942934

he is a fraud

>> No.12943010

This kid cooks better than me, what the fuck.

>> No.12943029

was it still alive for most of that? :(

i eat meat but i don't like anything where the animal isn't instantly stunned/killed

>> No.12943210

I mean most people like bone marrow but wouldn't eat fucking a kilogram of it. Its best enjoyed in small quantities.

>> No.12943347

>water in the pan

For what purpose

>> No.12943591

the special ingredient is the dirt he picks of from the ground

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>> No.12943849

all nice and whatnot but that tequila shot bullshit is trashy as fuck

>> No.12944141

Explain how, keyboard commando.

>> No.12944203

what a vapid bitch
thanks for the explanation

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>> No.12944302

Holy based

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>> No.12944571

most street vendors don't.

>> No.12945048

>that amerifatso arm

>> No.12945101

she's british retard

>> No.12945120

it's good that the british retard population is able to lead productive lives

>> No.12945263

google avian flu

>> No.12945340

Well damn. Never mind, this is actually pretty fucked.

>> No.12945468

Sara is a yank.

>> No.12945625

Used to work at Outback Steakhouse. I have probably deep fried thousands of blooming onions.

>> No.12945655

Are those dogs OK?

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>> No.12945666

lds detected

>> No.12945667
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This shit is so fucking rad

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>> No.12945950

Can someone please post the home made tomato sauce webm

>> No.12945979

You guys realize people eat whole softshell crab all over in the west too right?

>> No.12946138
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>> No.12946160

The really cringy one where the woman couldn't cook at all

>> No.12946161

thank you i asked for this earlier

>> No.12946185

was hoping they poisoned the flying rats

>> No.12946540
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it's the least i could do

>> No.12946642

English and german but i live in canada

>> No.12946658

i hate all of this

>> No.12947137

>seafood boil
Done much better in the lowcountry
a Savannah native

>> No.12947142


Roast chicken and Yorkshire pudding? That is wrong, no one does that. It's roast beef and Yorkshire pudding.

>> No.12947295

Damn this is a classic.

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