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can I cook with petroleum jelly

>> No.12926202

>>12926201
If you can cum with it, you can cook with it.

>> No.12926271

>>12926201
yeah sure why not

you can eat it as is

do it and post about it

>> No.12926473

>>12926201
https://youtu.be/cvfxKbpoxRE

>> No.12926483

I once cooked with those fish oil capsules of Omega 6 cause I was out of cooking oil.

>> No.12926485
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12926485

Yup. You can also use this instead of non-stick cooking spray.

>> No.12926486

>>12926483
how did that work out?

>> No.12926487

>>12926485
This is true

>> No.12926514

>>12926486
pretty okay, taste fishy, tho

>> No.12926609

I cock with it all the time

>> No.12926638

>>12926201
The inventor of Vaseline ate a spoonful of it everyday just to prove it was harmless. Your body won't digest or process it properly and it will probably give you the worst diahhrea of your life if you eat something cooked with it, but it won't hurt you.

>> No.12926639

>>12926271
my dog ate a whole tub and it came out the exact same except shit coloured

>> No.12926698

>>12926201
margarine is literally petrol jelly that's colored yellow and salted

>> No.12926709

>>12926698
> margarine is made mainly of refined vegetable oil and water.

>> No.12926725

>>12926485
This is bad advice and you should never use WD-40 for cooking. You should always use a high temperature oil like 10w-40 but avoid synthetics.

>> No.12926750

>>12926725
parents and grandma always used it in a pinch, no cancer yet

we have an immune system for a reason

>> No.12927103
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12927103

>>12926201
technically you can eat it, when we used to get in a "disagreement" the wager was always to eat spoon full of vaseline if your wrong, that way nobody wouldn't talk shit unless they were very sure they were right

>> No.12927117

>>12926725
based ASE

>> No.12927138

>>12927103
who is "we"

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12927166

>>12927138
i had real friends before i caught the autism

>> No.12928169

>>12926750
Try some arsenic. We have an immune system for a reason after all.

>> No.12928178

>>12926201
>using a petroleum byproduct in cooking

anon.....

>> No.12928186

>>12928178
Lots of useful edible chemicals are derived from petroleum products, but obviously petroleum jelly is not one of them.

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12928315

>>12926201
Germans eating it when they have constipation.
Ass stays lubed up after pooping and thats pretty good for gays and instant ACTION

>> No.12928325

>>12928315
You've got lots of experience in this, don't you?

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12928331

>>12928325
Sure, fisted your mom with my special gloves more than once

>> No.12928348

>>12928331
it wasn't an insult but ok...

>> No.12928355

>>12928348
yeah KEK, but the gloves are pretty amazing for fermentation prepping.
>vulcanized Butyl rubber

>> No.12928490

>>12926485
Kino water displacement spray

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12928498

>>12928315
>and instant ACTION

>> No.12928515

>>12926485
WHY THE FUCK does it smells so good?

>> No.12928517

Cum + Cook = Coom?

>> No.12928527

>>12928515
lower Alkanes smelling kind of sweet. Tried to clean a pan with washing gasoline yesterday and it totaly failed

>> No.12928538

>>12926485
Can you really use this to cook or are you guys memeing?

Also: isnt it dangerous to have something like that smelling like food? Kids might suck it up

>> No.12928548

I imagine Lutefisk tastes like vaseline

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12928554

>>12928538
Less strupid kids is pretty good for the world

>> No.12928576

>>12928548
No. It tastes like lye.

Sometimes when i have a dry nose in the winter I swab some vaseline up in there. I assume you’re ingesting it at that point. Its all about quantities: a small but is prob gonna get filtered out just fine. Another point in that vein, our skin is a semi-permeable layer that will soak up some compounds on or around it. Many sunscreens are petrol based and theyre not killing you.... or are they?