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Anonymous Sat Sep 14 11:38:56 2019 No.12919551 [DELETED]

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>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 11:39:51 2019 No.12919553 OP here, I'm gay if that matters. Thanks

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>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 12:55:48 2019 No.12919834 >>12919551 >>12919553 faggoit

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 12:58:20 2019 No.12919846 >>12919831 He was just trying to get a big mac.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 12:59:24 2019 No.12919848 >>12919846 Should have asked for a Big King

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 13:09:45 2019 No.12919889 >>12919831 >>12919846 McDonalds is getting really competitive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 13:41:12 2019 No.12920041 >>12919831 American police is brutal but doesnt seem so.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 13:44:39 2019 No.12920068 >>12920041 Because Americans are retarded and gun happy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 13:51:27 2019 No.12920102 >>12920041 >>12920068 Nog had a gun in hand and shot a well-loved officer to death. Why he was doing 10 MPH I don't know, reloading? They put him down as quick as possible.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 13:54:57 2019 No.12920111 >>12920068 He'd already shot at the cops from his car and had a gun when he got out. I don't know what you expected them to do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 14:04:13 2019 No.12920132 >>12920102 >>12920111 I don't know, maybe do their jobs? It's entirely possible to incapacitate without killing. No wonder the current "president" managed to get elected with people like you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 14:15:26 2019 No.12920173 >>12920132 >already shot and killed one of you >still has the gun, probably reloading Oh yeah, just wrestle him down or something! Fucking retard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 14:19:58 2019 No.12920184 >>12920132 Yeah bro, just shoot the gun out of his hand or something. Fucking retard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 14:22:20 2019 No.12920191 >>12919551 This is terrible. You really need to go back.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 14:23:54 2019 No.12920194 >>12920132 I hate cops, and even then I'd not suggest them to try to face an armed person who's already killed one of them without lethal force.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 16:09:32 2019 No.12920527 >>12919551 Yayyyy! /ck/humorbot is back!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 16:11:20 2019 No.12920535 >>12920527 I saw it post on /o/ a few times. I wonder what happened.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 17:12:38 2019 No.12920765 >>12920184 >such a bad shot he can't hit an arm from 20 metres Let me guess: You own 3 AR's, 2 Uzis, 3 AK's and myriad handguns but have no idea how to break them down to clean so you never fire them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 17:14:50 2019 No.12920774 >>12920173 >>12920184 >state ever having the right to murder a man I'm sure 2020 will be different.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 18:37:01 2019 No.12921044 >>12920041 >>12920068 >>12920132 Saves the tax payers money. Those are hero cops.

Anonymous Sat Sep 14 18:52:48 2019 No.12921108
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>>12920765
>armshots only on that moving target firing on us at 20m (65+ feet)
>pistols only
Yeah I'm going to guess you're the gun fantasy guy. Or complete no guns. Regardless you have no grasp on reality.

Anonymous Sat Sep 14 19:04:20 2019 No.12921155

>>12921108
Hes just watched too many movies where the good guy is able to make the 1 in a million shot to incapacitate the bad guy.
>>12920765
Dude you aim center mass because it's a larger target and you're less prone to miss it. In your scenario where you aim for the arm at 20m, you miss because the adrenaline has your muzzle unsteady, and accidentally hit the father of 3 trying to shield his family from the violence in front of you, and then the bad guy has the chance to shoot you as he makes his getaway. All instead of just shooting center mass. You tried to save a life but instead sacrificed two. Not to mention how many the bad guy would have eventually killed.
And before you call me a noguns faggot, I do actually own several and carry my vp40 daily. I may not always agree with german politics but goddamn they can make a weapon

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 19:15:03 2019 No.12921195 >>12920132 >It's entirely possible to incapacitate without killing. So why didn't the bad guy do that? Don't give if you can't take it bitch.

Anonymous Sat Sep 14 19:21:09 2019 No.12921213

>>12920765
If you weren't a retard, you'd know;
>shooting handguns is inherently much more difficult than any kind of rifle or carbine which you can fire from the shoulder, it's ALWAYS less stable, and ALWAYS harder to control
>it's even more difficult when your target is 20+ meters away from you, moving, and shooting back
>shooting for limbs (a small and aggressively moving target) is thus a difficult proposition at best

But wait, there's more!
>aiming for limbs is not reliable to stop an attacker
>on top of limb shots actually being often lethal anyway (just a little later), so if you DO shoot for limbs and the guy died, you just tried to use a lethal weapon (a gun), in a manner you thus tacitly admit didn't call for killing shots, so you're going to prison, in fact he can survive and you'll still go to prison
Guns are lethal, trying to employ a lethal weapon in a non-lethal manner is thus an immoral use of excessive force and a display of poor judgement.

Post your 20m handgun groups, or shut your ignorant europoor fucking mouth.

>>12920774
I'd have killed him too. You go and murder someone why the fuck would you expect people to play softball with you?

Anonymous Sat Sep 14 19:23:33 2019 No.12921221
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>>12920765
You've never even shot a gun, what the fuck do you know?

>>12920774
>go and shoot and kill someone unprovoked
>his pals shoot and kill you
>"WTF! Fucking murderers! How could they?"

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 19:24:51 2019 No.12921226 >>12921221 Yeah. Eye for an eye. Higher ground. All that shit. Your mentality is not a mentality that builds societies. You drag the rest of us into the dirt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 19:24:55 2019 No.12921228 >>12920132 >It's entirely possible to incapacitate without killing Not reliably with a lethal weapon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 19:26:31 2019 No.12921234 >>12921213 >>12921221 Called western morals. Go read a book. Start with most any version of the bible.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 19:28:22 2019 No.12921239 >>12921226 >Your mentality is not a mentality that builds societies. It's been the predominant mentality of societies all around the world for millenia.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 19:29:04 2019 No.12921242 >>12921234 >start with the bible >Sell your coat to buy a sword >literally the source of the phrase eye for an eye I genuinely hope you're raped by a pack of niggers

Anonymous Sat Sep 14 19:29:06 2019 No.12921243

>>12921226
Eye for an eye? If he goes around murdering people unprovoked, are people just gonna let him? He sure as fuck didn't have any qualms about spontaneous murder that time, so I imagine he'll probably do it again.
If he surrendered, great, but he didn't, and I wouldn't take the chance unless I could be certain he wasn't armed and I could restrain him.

Idiots like you think you build society, when you're just armchairing after the fact about shit you don't have even basic understanding of.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 19:29:47 2019 No.12921245 >>12921234 >read du bible You first.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 19:32:18 2019 No.12921256 >>12920132 We don't put the rights of violent criminals above innocent people. Stupid nog should have went to Europe to commit crimes if he wanted to be treated with kid gloves

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 19:32:58 2019 No.12921260 >>12921242 >>12921245 The bible wasn't originally in English. Nice school system.

Anonymous Sat Sep 14 19:34:33 2019 No.12921264
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>>12920765
Uzis are kinda collectible these days, so anyone looking to buy one would almost certainly know how to take one down. Not that it's complex even, it's a stupid simple weapon, it's designed to be conscript proof.
AR15s, and AKs in particular, are pretty damn intuitive to take apart and put together as well, and aren't hard to clean.

Further you could let each of these mentioned guns get beyond fucking filthy from lots of shooting and they still work, you genuinely could just ignore cleaning them for years and they'd still function.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 19:35:41 2019 No.12921270 >>12921260 Oh yeah, a couple of sandniggers from thousands of years ago would totally be of the opinion to just let a guy go for being a murderer, you're right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 19:35:54 2019 No.12921271 >>12921260 Are you implying that in translation, the message was changed? I direct you to my original statement. Pack of niggers. Their dicks. Your asshole and mouth. Over and over. Raped. By. A. Pack. Of. Niggers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 19:35:59 2019 No.12921272 >>12921264 Good luck teaching the average retard open bolt safety when all they know is closed bolt firearms.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 19:37:02 2019 No.12921277 >>12921270 I didn't say he shouldn't be killed. I said the state doesn't have the right.

Anonymous Sat Sep 14 19:42:48 2019 No.12921297

>>12921272
For conscripts, it'll work, people have trained conscripted soldiers on how to operate and take care of open-bolt subguns for almost a century now, and it's mostly been fine.
Hell, the Uzi has an edge with its grip-safety and ratchet safety, you don't get that stuff with an MP40, Sten, PPSh-41, or Thompson, you'd just better not fucking drop those guns with a loaded magazine inserted.

>>12921277
They don't, but you can't go shooting at people unprovoked and not expect consequences, even if they're bastards.
Pigs are pigs, and I hate them, but you go just shooting them willy nilly you best know they'll come for you, and it's your own stupid fault for picking a fight with them like that. Avoid starting fights you're not prepared on finishing.

Anonymous Sat Sep 14 19:48:34 2019 No.12921319

>>12921277
>>12921297
>it was okay if the criminal died
>the state didn't have a right to kill him
So it was okay if it wasn't cops? What if the police threw their badges out the window along the way? The fuck is wrong with people, he had already shot and killed. The country-wide, anti-police shit on every single incident in every city of every state just gets annoying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 19:59:10 2019 No.12921360 >>12921319 I think it was ok whether or not the people who shot him were cops, because he already murdered someone at the drop of a hat and was still at large. Would have been better if he had surrendered, but he didn't.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 19:59:12 2019 No.12921361 >>12921277 Why should state actors have less rights than people?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 20:06:12 2019 No.12921391 >>12920774 If it was me I would’ve killed him, as a member of the state or not. Got a problem with killing dangerous individuals, faggot? Why not invite them to sleep with your family, after all they’re just misunderstood

Anonymous Sat Sep 14 20:07:16 2019 No.12921394
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>>12920132
We're trained to aim at the center of mass for maximum accuracy, not shoot the fly off someones eyebrow like you envision. Law enforcement always brings +1 what the criminal has. If fists, tasers. If a knife, guns. If guns, then guns with lethal intent.

If you don't like it, don't break the law my african american

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 20:07:53 2019 No.12921397 >>12921361 Why should they have more?

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>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 20:08:22 2019 No.12921400 >>12921394 Kid on the left looks way cuter, I'd go him in a second. That emaciated thing on the right looks sickly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 20:14:52 2019 No.12921426 >>12921397 I never said they should. Why should I keep debating you if you're going to start resorting to strawman arguments?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 20:52:53 2019 No.12921517 >>12921399 Well yeah, that's what happens when you hire a guy that works in his pajamas.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 21:10:56 2019 No.12921569 >>12921399 >>12921517 I dont understand. What did he do wrong profession wise? I am not defending him, I just want to learn.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 21:25:30 2019 No.12921629 >>12921569 If this is ulillillia then he's come further along than most neets ever will.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 21:28:18 2019 No.12921648 File: 2.61 MB, 640x800, pumpkin_spicedog.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12919551 OP brought the house down.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 21:58:51 2019 No.12921766 >>12921569 He probably ordered a number of boxes instead a number of individual servings. Wasting donation money but it's ok because salvation army are faggots anyways

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 23:04:18 2019 No.12921980 >>12921195 This is such an incredibly brainlet post. You're a dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 23:18:18 2019 No.12922019 >>12921399 THAT'S A LOT OF OATMEAL

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 23:44:13 2019 No.12922095 File: 1.76 MB, 1500x988, 1376067595660.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where is the humor?

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>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 23:50:32 2019 No.12922116 >>12922101 That is an old fucking screenshot

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 23:53:40 2019 No.12922126 >>12922116 Back when /ck/ was good.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 00:28:19 2019 No.12922195 >>12922101 Cookin yourself a meal, despite how low quality it is, is probably better than buying already made food like a Big Mac.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 00:30:12 2019 No.12922202 >>12921400 Into the gas chamber you go

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 00:43:20 2019 No.12922236 File: 151 KB, 800x600, 1392703836058.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12922195 You sure?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 00:47:25 2019 No.12922251 >>12922126 /ck/ has never been good, just less shitty.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 00:58:26 2019 No.12922284 >>12922236 Looks pretty good desu

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 01:06:46 2019 No.12922307 >>12919848 what do they call a quarter pounder in france?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 01:06:54 2019 No.12922308 >>12921766 They can use it all before it expires. It's not really wasted. They might have even scored a price break for the larger quantity. The budget just has to be shuffled a little.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 01:07:57 2019 No.12922312 >>12922307 An insult to food.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 01:09:13 2019 No.12922315 >>12922307 i dont speak arabic

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 01:14:56 2019 No.12922335 >>12922315 Not bad conceptually, but a quicker and (in my opinion) more effective delivery would have been to simply say "haram."

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 01:17:50 2019 No.12922340 >>12922335 i told you i dont speak that moon cult tongue

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 01:19:50 2019 No.12922344 File: 26 KB, 918x548, McFrance.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12922307 >>12922315 I was going to laugh about how Pulp Fiction was wrong and post their menu, but apparently even their websites now only let brown people in.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 01:23:48 2019 No.12922355 >>12921766 >He probably ordered a number of boxes instead a number of individual servings. Seems like pounds. 1080 pounds of oatmeal would be about nines boxes at 117 pounds each, and it looks like he's standing in front of nine boxes.

>>	None !qWv.xdSmrA Sun Sep 15 01:26:47 2019 No.12922366 >>12922315 >>12922340 >>12922335 >>12922344 >>>/pol/ back to the toilet

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 01:27:05 2019 No.12922367 >>12922344 Well to be fair Pulp Fiction was made in the glorious 90s when france still spoke french

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 01:29:07 2019 No.12922373 >>12922366 out of here mahmoud

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 01:29:59 2019 No.12922378 >>12922373 Not wholesome post

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 01:35:14 2019 No.12922400 File: 121 KB, 1024x933, 5CE4FC5A-CF16-4D6B-B83F-D71B5A393067.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Post ck memes you goddamn spook niggers

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 01:36:28 2019 No.12922403 >>12922366 But I'm not thirsty.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 01:39:19 2019 No.12922422 >>12922400 WOW! I haven't seen RACISM like that in a WHILE!!! I'll PRAY for you!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 01:42:19 2019 No.12922433 >>12922422 christcuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 01:43:45 2019 No.12922440 >>12922433 I know you can DO BETTER!! God bless!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 01:44:06 2019 No.12922441 >>12922422 glowniggers doesnt have a racist connotation tho and thats what he meant by spook niggers

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 01:44:23 2019 No.12922443 >>12922433 FYI being cucked by the lord and savior of all humanity is an HONOR and nothing at all to be ashamed of.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 01:49:06 2019 No.12922461 >>12922441 PLEASE don't use THAT WORD! Blessings to YOU!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 01:58:01 2019 No.12922490 This thread dickered me

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 01:59:54 2019 No.12922498 >>12922461 God made them niggers as a punishment you know. Curse of ham. Do you think you know better than god?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 02:02:05 2019 No.12922506 >>12922498 You are MISREADING the word of the LORD!! Maybe INTENTIONALLY!!! Please speak to YOUR pastor!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 02:14:38 2019 No.12922546 >>12922195 What's really that bad about a Big Mac?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 04:41:21 2019 No.12922911 >>12921264 MAC 10 > Uzis

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 04:50:11 2019 No.12922927 >>12922367 France is like 90% white (and that's pretty low for a European nation) while your mutt ass is a pitiful 56%. The cope is fucking unreal

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 04:56:00 2019 No.12922940 >>12922927 Disgusting too many cumskins still

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 05:00:31 2019 No.12922952 >>12919595 What does "Fix that spaghetti i'm gonna" means?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 05:01:21 2019 No.12922957 >>12922940 Oh i agree my BLACK KING the whte """"man"""" shall fear the mighty BLACK BVLL KARA BOGA YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED WHTOIDS

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 05:08:51 2019 No.12922974 >>12921394 >>12921400 kid on the left is wearing a bullet proof vest because he's likely to get shot

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