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Is there a more satisfying and enriching life experience than walking into your local McDonalds?
>The employees are super friendly, but if your not in the mood you can just order your food through the Kiosks or even order ahead of time in their official mobile app
>You can get water, butter, spreads, salt, pepper, napkins, plastic cutlery and a bunch more
>If you are in need of toiletries, no need to worry, as they always keep them spick and spam
>You literally have the choice of any available section of their comforting seating arrangements from which you can watch TV or read a newspaper
pic related is me enjoying my favourite Fast Food Franchise

>> No.12918925

>or read a newspaper
Implying the seniors and their free coffee compatriots haven't already hoarded the newspapers

>> No.12918941

>>12918925
Haha indeed, it is almost a race to get the current days newspaper sometimes good thing the elderly can't run too fast!!!

>> No.12919016

>>12918913
this thread is 10/10

>> No.12919158

>>12918913
Have sex

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>>12919158
You see, I usually order myself a Large Double Quarter-Pounder Meal with Coke for Drink, as it is large enough to satisfy my appetite!
Once done eating I finish up my work for the day, on my Laptop connected to the McDonalds Free Wifi, and I get to go home to my lovely wife.
Once the little one is asleep she usually orders me to Double Pound her ass with cock to drink! She truely is the WiFi love!

>> No.12919316

>>12919282
lol

>> No.12919328

>>12919282
Awful shoes

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>>12919282
>she usually orders me to Double Pound her ass with cock to drink! She truely is the WiFi love!
Ok, this is epic!