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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>this vanilla milk shake lacks that kick
>a dash of hot oil will do the trick
>mhh.. Yes.... That's what I'm talking about

>> No.12915280

>>12915261
based

>> No.12915300

>>12915261
Mmmm look at that FAT
This is my kind of food, mostly MEAT, JUICY, SPICY, it warms your soul
Can we get some ice-cream?

>> No.12915313

Everything he dumps hot chili oil on is to make the ethnic garbage they call food palatable, like cheap frozen pizza and valentina
Prove me wrong

>> No.12915323

>>12915261
I think if I had a youtube cooking channel I would come here and make shitposts about myself in an attempt to get people to watch me

>> No.12915340

>>12915323
That's for noobs. Most of them have guerilla marketing teams.

>> No.12915468

>>12915340
Yeah, why shitpost yourself when you can have an indian or a sub-saharan do it for you?

>> No.12915482

>>12915261
Testicle pho?

>> No.12915526

Its got that rich umami flavor to it, mmmmmm schooooo guud

>> No.12915650

>>12915261
Go pay child support for your daughter, Jackie Chan.

>> No.12915732

>>12915340
What the fuck are a bunch of gorillas gonna do?

>> No.12915800

>>12915323
/ck/ is slow as fuck. Make fun of yourself on reddit and those faggots will run your ad campaign for you.

>> No.12915806

>>12915732
Rustle your jimmies.

>> No.12915845

>>12915313
>ethnic
Fuck off boomer, this dude is based.

>> No.12915855

>>12915313
Are you one of those guys that refuse to serve ketchup or have salt shakers cause fries should be eaten plain?

>> No.12916446

>>12915855
yes

>> No.12916538
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12916538

Did this guy always have that stupid ass trough of hair under his lip?
It's so distracting now that I saw it

>> No.12917133

why do I feel like he's a terrible asshole IRL

>> No.12917144

>>12917133
he has a bad personality. Watch his vids with Mark

>> No.12917145

>>12917133
He isnt. He practices some cult like meditation practice that promotes positivity, hes probably more awkward and weird irl, making unfunny cringe jokes every so often

>> No.12917151

>>12917145
for some reason I can picture him molesting one of the girls that show up in his videos. creep kind of guy for sure

>> No.12917170

>>12915261
this made my dick hard as diamonds. i also wonder what his poop smells like too.

>> No.12917215

>>12917170
are you that one homo gem poster

>> No.12917237

>>12915526
Stop being so pretentious, Kyle.

>> No.12918131

>>12917237
Perhaps tendies are more your speed.

>> No.12918263

How can he eat so. Much?
He's a tiny asian.

>> No.12918269

>>12918263
Learning chinese method of controlling his chi, he can quickly burn off excess calories as soon as it enters his body

>> No.12918406

I like this guy just because reddit hates him

>> No.12918636

>>12915855
I use stick-salt.

>> No.12918641

>>12918406
>because reddit hates him

why? whats wrong with mike chen

>> No.12918644

>>12918263
IIRC he gyms and stuff

>> No.12919215

>>12918641
>asian
>exercises
>talks to women
I can think of a couple of things

>> No.12919228

His Japanese convenience store and McDonalds vids are super comfy. Better than Weins for sure.

>> No.12919237

>>12916538
This guy doesn't even cook, he just assorts pre made shit in gimmicky ways

>> No.12920270

>>12915650
It's difficult communicating with someone who has a rudimentary grasp of english, Deng. How many years of shitposting do you have left before they'll let you see your wife and kid again?

>> No.12920298

>>12919215
He also hates China for oppressing his fellow falun gong practicers, and with his youtube channel being pretty well known to younger Asians, hes essential on a list of "dangerous anti Chinese government influencers", and he would basically get disappeared if he were to travel to mainland China, which is why hes been to all parts of Asia except places in China.

>> No.12920339

>>12915261
Habenero and sweets is god tier

>> No.12920350

>>12915261
This guy probably would be happy with white rice and chili oil, like lower class Chinese people IRL

>> No.12920405

to be fair alot of the dishes he eats do go with hot chili oil.

>> No.12920408

>>12920350
nothing wrong with that

>> No.12920451

>>12920350
white rice with chili oil is pretty good, it's not high class but it's tasty

>> No.12920498

>>12920350
nothing wrong with this

>> No.12920788

>>12920350
The hallmark of szechuan food is being drenched in chili oil. Mapo Tofu is a prime example and it's goat. I'm sorry you were born with inferior anglo genes so chili oil scares you, but the majority of the world appreciates it.