FRESH CLAIRE KINO

[Anonymous No.12906835]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvDj7DF1jsk
Get in here bros

[Anonymous No.12906837]

>>12906835
nasty jewess claire the cow

[Anonymous No.12906840]

>>12906835
god she's such an annoying cunt

[Anonymous No.12906878]

>>12906835
Fuck off, shill.

[Anonymous No.12906883]

It's also paid advertising by m&ms. jewess claire is happy you are helping her advertise a multinational food corporation!

[Anonymous No.12906895]

>I've never had m&m's before
>eww! they're so sweet

Everytime

[Anonymous No.12906905]

>>12906835
She needs so much confirmation it is almost annoying. I would not be able to do those things she does but I wish she was a little bit less complainy and less looking for the easiest way out.

[Anonymous No.12906906]

What is it about Claire specifically? I mean, the rest of the chefs have their fanbase too (stupid sexy Andy) but why is the Claire the most popular BA chef?

[Anonymous No.12906908]

>>12906835
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah it's 3am I wnat to go to bed ffs.
>>12906883
if we live in a society where claire gets paid to make candys then I'm okay with that.

[Anonymous No.12906914]

>>12906906

>but why is the Claire the most popular BA chef?

Because she incompetent at the only job she supposed to be good at and it's fun to see her struggle.

[Anonymous No.12906923]

>>12906906
She's got the appeal of someone in over her head and trying to do impossible tasks
She's like Sisyphus with his boulder and relates to the common zoomer

[Anonymous No.12906924]

>>12906914
But is that just it? Her views blow the other ones out of the water. Are people attracted to Claire? Is she using Jew magic?

[Anonymous No.12906938]

>>12906924

I guess some people relate? Out of all the "chefs" in BA she seems to be the less skilled.

[Anonymous No.12906941]

>>12906924

[Anonymous No.12906946]

she's so cute

[Anonymous No.12906947]

>>12906941
she's put on a lot of weight since then, that fat whore

[Anonymous No.12906955]

would love to piss in her fat asshole

[Anonymous No.12906959]

>It's a Claire can't temper chocolate episode

[Anonymous No.12907005]

>>12906835
Why is it almost all the guys look/sound gay at the ba kitchen?

[Anonymous No.12907010]

>>12906914
I cringe at every video
it's very soothing

[Anonymous No.12907023]

Claire "Fat Disaster" Saffitz

[Anonymous No.12907036]

>>12906835
>gourmet
that looks like a skittle that sat on the floor of a buick lesabre for a year

[Anonymous No.12907045]

>>12906906
brad is the best. andy is based. molly a cute. carla is the mom i wish i had. chris is entertaining and pretentious. claire used to be my favorite until i actually watched the rest of them

[Anonymous No.12907123]

>>12906883
Why would a company pay her to make a better version of their product? She complains a lot about the products too

[Anonymous No.12907239]

>>12906895
Anon that didn't happen though, why invent such tales?

[Anonymous No.12907249]

>>12906835

[Anonymous No.12907306]

>>12907123
that's exactly what they want you to think. They're pretty clever at the m&m's marketing department!

[Anonymous No.12907335]

I really wanna eat her ass lads

[Anonymous No.12907348]

>>12907335
it probably smells unwashed, sweaty and with a little shit mixed in

[Anonymous No.12907359]

>>12907348
we can only dream

[Anonymous No.12907560]

I want to force feed Claire 20 bags of m&s so she could shit out the sweetest, stinkiest, smelliest slipperiest, logs of shit into my mouth

[Anonymous No.12907600]

Wake me up when there's a new Molly episode.

[Anonymous No.12907780]

>>12907560
based

[Anonymous No.12907817]

>>12906906
her and Brad have jim-and-pam appeal
two goobers very obviously madly in love with each other but in relationships with other people

[Anonymous No.12908242]

>>12907348

[Anonymous No.12909034]

why didnt she just use the same sugar sheet she used on the skittles?

[Anonymous No.12909136]

>>12907005
Because typically men who are passionate about cooking are gay

[Anonymous No.12909144]

>Had a month to buy a candy mixer

Also why didn’t she add the food coloring to the candy coating?

[Anonymous No.12909223]

>>12906906
harvard

[Anonymous No.12909335]

>>12909144
all you need to do is attach a pair of bowls to a kitchen aid

[Anonymous No.12909367]

>>12906923
A strange reference to mythology to appear on a cooking board, but I support it

[Anonymous No.12909370]

>>12907045
Molly's the only one I won't watch, she's got that overly sarcastic/bitchy tone of voice that I hate which stems from highschool bullying

[Anonymous No.12909381]

Why don't they have one of those conveyor belt machines that coats things in chocolate? If they had one of those the episode would have taken about 45 minutes.
>get peanut
>use airbrush to coat the peanut with the inner coating the same way they did in the snowball episode.
>put on conveyor belt cover with chocolate.
>done

[Anonymous No.12909463]

>>12906906
I despise her and the fact that all of her videos are labeled "Pastry Chef makes X." She's not a pastry chef. She fucking sucks at what she does. Everyone else in the BA kitchen are 10x more competent. It says something that she left to do her own thing and ended up coming back to BA a couple months later.

[Anonymous No.12909491]

chris > andy > carla > brad > molly > claire > the editors and other creatures

[Anonymous No.12909496]

>>12909491
>chris
>andy
numale squad rise up

[Anonymous No.12909499]

>>12909496
they are the best chefs and the least annoying

[Anonymous No.12909546]

>when molly smacks her lips while eating

[Anonymous No.12909603]

>>12909546
>>when molly
That's all you need to say desu

[Anonymous No.12909613]

>>12909499
andy is a gay faggot

[Anonymous No.12909616]

>>12909370
I like Molly but I know what you mean.

[Anonymous No.12909622]

>>12909491
Gabi > all

[Anonymous No.12909635]

>>12909603
Riley Reid has a retarded face. Prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.12909657]

>>12909622
she needs to be deported already, none of her recipes are good, and her entire personality is her old annoying accent

[Anonymous No.12909661]

>>12909657
fucking this

[Anonymous No.12909666]

>>12909370
>being sarcastic and bitchy against the faggot jew boss yapping bullshit
even better

[Anonymous No.12909715]

>>12909657
>>12909661
fags detected

[Anonymous No.12909755]

>>12906835
does she pop M&M's out

like a hooker

[Anonymous No.12909769]

want to see mollys cunt and tits

[Anonymous No.12910285]

>>12907123
>why would there be money being paid by companies getting media exposure from talking heads that makes no sense
I bet you vote left you npc

[Anonymous No.12910527]

>"""""gourmet""""" M&M looks like Trix cereal
holy shit this kike is delusional

[Anonymous No.12910536]

>>12906835
haha imagine if she stuffed all those m&m into her snatch and then grinded her m&m filled puss against your dick haha lol

[Anonymous No.12910543]

>>12906906
Appeals to chubby chasing men and isn't hot enough to intimidate uglier women.

[Anonymous No.12910550]

>>12907045
>thinks the gay muslim is based
>likes carla
criminally shit taste.

[Anonymous No.12910568]

>>12907600
I appreciate they're trying to make Molly/Rapo videos a thing but the comments are almost universally negative. 90's chef man is great. The only people I hate are the painted nails faggot and Rapo's secretary.

[Anonymous No.12910589]

>>12910527
Her gourmet makes video's are pretty lazy. Wouldn't you at least use a more expensive nut to make m&m's "gourmet"? At least with the ice cream sandwich recipe she used green tea icecream.

[Anonymous No.12911151]

>>12906835
Would you let her whack your dough? I would. Until my doughnuts...

[Anonymous No.12912228]

Jesus Christ the audio on this video is horrendous....

[Anonymous No.12912560]

>try to make that "perfect" bread on the site
>goes great until the kneading - poorfag so do everything by hand
>dough is way to high hydration, can't work it well and easily lose 1/5 yield
>end up working way more flour into it and trying to salvage it
It's baking now, I feel like if I had a stand mixer the machine could have done the part that broke me.
Has anyone else managed to make the bread?

Has anyone tried to make any of the gourmet makes? Some of the techniques in the videos help me but I'd never try the full things.

[Anonymous No.12912568]

>>12906835
Let me guess. She never ate these growing up either? She has no strong memories of eating M&Ms?

[Anonymous No.12912579]

>>12912560
but isn't it all about enjoying claire struggle? imagine fucking brushing m&m's one by one

[Anonymous No.12912581]

>>12906923
Is making homemade/gourmet poptarts, taffy and candy coated chocolates really considered an impossible task? It's not like she's being asked to make exact replicas of the factory mass manufactured stuff. The point is to make gourmet versions that can be made in a regular kitchen.

[Anonymous No.12912732]

>>12906835
>kino
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.12912858]

i bet her feet smell RANK

i bet her flats peel off leaving little black flecks of salty, sweaty insole leather impacted on the face of her footpad's skin, every pulse of her heart flushing apart the wrinkles in her soles that had been mashed together since she put them on, every pulse unsealing more vapors of steamed sweat from the crevices of her toes where they had fermented all day

sous vide

[Anonymous No.12912934]

>>12910568
>I appreciate they're trying to make Molly/Rapo videos a thing
I dont appreceate it at all.

>mfw watching the latest skillet
pasta dish video
so uncomfy, even if it is hammed up.

Give me Brad unleashing his ADD on some backwoods tortilla farmers or mushroom artisans any day of the week.

[Anonymous No.12912962]

>>12912934
I love it when the people on Its Alive either really love Brad or don't get him at all. Middle ground is fine but less interesting, like when he had Babish on.

[Anonymous No.12912976]

>>12906906
She's not, Brad is

[Anonymous No.12912992]

>>12912858
based foot poster

[Anonymous No.12913075]

>>12906835
This was one of the most pathetic results so far.
>gourmet

[Anonymous No.12913207]

>>12909370
i won't watch rick, mostly because of the nails.

[Anonymous No.12913514]

>>12906906
Watching someone recreate candy they know is a lot more fun to watch than the 1000th attempt at a bolognese. And since Claire is attached to this a lot more people are exposed to her.

[Anonymous No.12913589]

Amiel is the definition of /ourguy/. I want to see him cook some stuff.