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What are some good foods to cook for my boyfriend?

>> No.12905497

Maybe something with chicken or something that you can make together?

>> No.12905498

>>12905492
Cyanide

>> No.12905513

>>12905492
Well, what does he like OP? Throw us a bone here.

>> No.12905515

Cook with your piss.

>> No.12905516

>>12905513
He likes "losing control" because it's so tasty.

>> No.12905520
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>>12905492
Take him to Jollibee

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>>12905520
Welcome to JOLLIBEE sir! Can I take your order?

>> No.12905535

>>12905531
That shit is expensive as fuck, holy shit

>> No.12905579

>>12905531
>6pc chicken
>1320-2280cal

Someone please explain why that is such a large range?

>> No.12905624

>>12905492
obvious bait aside, these are the threads on /ck/ i hate the most. you pose the question like you have at least the slightest interest in cooking and even if you were dead serious and only pretending to be a piece of garbage, it's still a horrible thread because you have asked us for help but provided us with zero background information, so there's no way any of us can accurately provide you with what you're looking for. what does your boyfriend usually like to eat? what do you like to eat? what would be considered "splurging" or "treating yourselves"? do you have a budget? how good are you at cooking, can you follow instructions from a recipe step by step? do you feel comfortable having multiple elements on your stovetop going at once, sometimes while something is in the oven? anyone have any allergies or other dietary restrictions? any sort of style of cooking you are looking to replicate (french dish, italian dish, american, asian, etc...)? have you checked the booru first before coming here? give us something to work with for fucks sake, otherwise just go to mcdonalds and get yourselves some mcchickens and fuck off

>> No.12905632

>>12905516
Okay then, you want to make something that will take several hours to complete and will fill the kitchen with delicious smells the entire time, leaving him in anticipation.

Tell him not to eat lunch. Restrict his water intake too, if you can.

>> No.12905662

Just want to confirm with everyone that I am in fact gay. I am a male who is looking for something to cook for my boyfriend (also male) who fucks me in the ass. Thank you.

>> No.12905671

>>12905662
Homosexuals aren't allowed to use the internet.

>> No.12905694

Why is everyone always so gay on this board?
Should be illegal desu

>> No.12905698

>>12905694
you could always join in

>> No.12905707

>>12905698
I'm not that kinda guy

>> No.12906715

>>12905707
faggot

>> No.12906782

>>12905492
>webm
fuck off

>> No.12906783

>>12905694
How do you know it's a gay guy? Girls browse this site too.

>> No.12906788

>>12905579
I guess its their batter

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>>12905520
>>12905531
based and 'BEEpilled

>> No.12906909

>>12906890
strong erection