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You must pick one species that you will be allowed to eat for the rest of your life. You are allowed to eat any part of the it, or anything it secrets (Like milk or honey) as long as it's not processed by other organism (For example you can eat honey if you picked bees, but not if you picked some kind of flower). You can also consume any inorganic compound like salt and water.

What choice would let you survive the longest?

>> No.12899459

homo sapiens

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>> No.12899465

chicken

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>> No.12899490

unironically soybeans
(or maybe peanuts)

>> No.12899499

>>12899454
So I can’t swallow my boyfriends cum if I don’t pick humans?

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>>12899454
The noble pig is by far the most versatile foodbeast. No contest.

>> No.12899515

I would say human because that’s the easiest way to get all the nutrients necessary to not die, but also unless I literally eat their shit I’m still not going to get fiber and my life would be a literal nightmare hell reality. Any other food would equally be nutritionally incomplete and worthless.

I would eat a fucking bullet.

>> No.12899520

>>12899508
You’re an idiot, cows have milk (yogurt, cheese, etc). Pigs don’t. Even chickens have eggs at least.

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>>12899520
>hurr, if eggs come out of it it must be better than pork
You're a dumdum.

>> No.12899537

>>12899499
Or whatever species your boyfriend is.

>> No.12899541

>>12899454
Cow or buffalo is the only reasonable choice here

>> No.12899543

>>12899520
pigs produce milk and you can make cheese out of it

>> No.12899553

>>12899525
It just means it’s more versatile and you won’t get bored as easily.
>>12899543
I’ve never heard of this and I’m going to look it up, if it’s vastly inferior to cow milk then you’re just shitposting for the sake of retorting.

>> No.12899564

>>12899543
I guess if you had only one animal to eat forever, you’d probably try to get it’s milk, but Jesus Christ pig milk sounds ridiculously shitty to get. That’s the only issue. Getting it.

>> No.12899573

>>12899553
Any mammal produces milk technically while nursing a child, and even some birds like dove and pigeon

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>>12899553
I almost never use milk.
I'd miss cheese if I couldn't get it, but I'd rather give up that than all the wonderful cuts of pork.
Eggs are nice, but chicken as a meat animal isn't very interesting. There's not much you can do with chicken that you can't do better with a nice cut of belly or shoulder from a pig.
Sorry, man. Pork is definitely the most versatile.

>> No.12899580

Obviously cow.

>various cuts of beef.
>hooves for gelatin.
>dairy products.
>large amounts of offal.
>bones for broth.
>non-culinary benefits of leather/hide.

>> No.12899593

>>12899580
Blood as well, think of the possibilities

>> No.12899634

>>12899593
Aye, black pudding is a staple here in Scotland.

>> No.12899640

>>12899634
From cowblood?

>> No.12899657

>>12899640
Pig's blood normally but in a pinch I don't see why cow's blood couldn't be substituted.