KENNY ROGERS ROASTERS

[Anonymous No.12897948]

>Not fast food
>Good food, fast
Remember it's the wood that makes it good.

[Anonymous No.12898010]

>>12897948
did they make a deal with seinfeld or something? what was up with that episode?

[Anonymous No.12898024]

>>12898010
>what was up with that episode?
You mean besides the fact that it was pure kino?

I didn't even know Kenny Rogers Roasters was a real thing until just now...

[Anonymous No.12898048]

>>12898024
seriously? did you think they just made up kenny rogers roasters? i mean, i guess it could happen. every reference in seinfeld is from actual products that i know of, even j peterman.

Ive seen one KRR in my life and it was a god damn shame i didnt get to stop in there. oh well, ill see you again kenny, im willing to gamble on it

>>12898010
nope. the corporate bigwigs at KRR HQ didnt like the episode and requested it be changed. However, Kenny himself gambled at the free advertising and even sent over some roasters for the gang.

[Anonymous No.12899040]

>>12898048
>Kenny Rogers
>Gambled

[Anonymous No.12899062]

>>12897948
Jerry: But your were an executive, this is fast food.

Seth: Not fast food, good food served quickly.

Way to fuck up the line, tard.

[Anonymous No.12899080]

>>12899062
>*spits broccoli on you
VILE WEED!

[Anonymous No.12899426]

[Anonymous No.12899578]

>>12897948
mildly entertaining episode but it was zombie seinfeld at point, little to no soul left

[Anonymous No.12899618]

Just gonna get this out of the way:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY9Sxg8L8SM

[Anonymous No.12899635]

>>12899618
Holy shit, I forgot about this. So fucking funny.

[Anonymous No.12901306]

>>12897948
Would like a try

[Anonymous No.12901403]

Isn't there still a couple in japan or Thailand?
It was alright, kind of gay though

[Anonymous No.12901406]

>>12899080
HONEY MUSTARD! HONEY MUSTARD!

[Anonymous No.12901426]

>>12901403
Phillipines
>>12897948

YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO HOLD EM
KNOW WHEN TO FOLD EM
KNOW WHEN TO WALK AWAY
AND KNOW WHEN TO RUN

[Anonymous No.12903195]

fuck that faggot i lost 400 bucks on a kenny rogers slot machine in Atlantic City years ago

[Anonymous No.12903454]

>>12903195
was it $400 per play?

[Anonymous No.12903480]

Bourbon chicken and mashed potatoes. Best meal in the food court. It was, anyway :(

[Anonymous No.12903596]

>>12903480
we had a bourbon chicken tranny that handed out samples in the food court.

[Anonymous No.12903607]

>>12899578
it was soulless from the get-go, that's part of its essence

[Anonymous No.12903982]

First two times I ate there, it was the tenderest, juiciest chicken I’ve ever had, third time I went there, tender and juicy as always, after returning home, a few hours later, violent diarrhea coming out of my butthole and powerful vomit coming out of my mouth. It was food poisoning. I was sick for 3 days. The chicken was delicious and juicy but I will never go back. Also, there were no black people or Hispanics working at this Kenny Rogers, only white hill jacks. Also my GF got sick and she was so sick she stopped shaving her legs, couch, and pits, shit got weird

[Anonymous No.12904010]

>>12903982
That guy's nipples are kinda funny looking.

[Anonymous No.12904040]

>>12899080

i read that in newmans voice. it was a good episode.

[Anonymous No.12904088]

My mom used to take my sister brother and I here when we were little. My little brother was about 3 and acting up and I told him the chickens on the rotisserie were the kids who got caught being bad. He proceeded to scream in a panic and we eventually left.

[Anonymous No.12904102]

>>12903982
IMAGINE

[Anonymous No.12904531]

>>12904040
wayne knight was only supposed to be on one episode, but he was good so they wrote him into the show.
the first occurance of newman was actually played by larry david where newman was going to commit suicide.