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Are you protecting your DNA /ck/?

>> No.12896086

>>12896082
but everything here CAUSES dna damage

>> No.12896087
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12896087

liquid nitrogen is a safer and faster way

>> No.12896092
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>>12896082

>> No.12896100

>>12896082
i hate cancer so i repeatedly blast my fingertip with gamma rays just so i can defeat it with chemo again and again

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>>12896092

>> No.12896116

>>12896082
>sources cited: none

>> No.12896124

>>12896092
>niggers are radiation resistant

>> No.12896131

>>12896124
Thats why we have guns

>> No.12897459

>>12896100
Are you trying to say typing on a keyboard causes cancer?

>> No.12897463

>>12896082
I need to change my DNA because most of my relatives have submitted their DNA to stupid family tree analysis companies. I don't want to be so easily triangulated.

>> No.12897470

>>12896082
I honestly can't imagine what it's like being this paranoid

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>ANTIOXDANTS GOOD

>> No.12897475

>>12897463
I fucking hate how you just need a couple of retarded cousins and you're fucked for life

>> No.12897483

>>12897472
Are they not?

>> No.12897836

>eating 5 carrots a day
that's like a pound of carrots

>> No.12897868

>>12897483
>>12897472
They’re good but too much of them can actually increase your chances to get cancer

>> No.12897893

>>12896082
>Some liberal arts dropout got paid to write this up so gwyneth can sell more wellness vagina steamers.

>> No.12897895

>>12896082
Breathing causes DNA damage, you should stop doing it OP

>> No.12898001

>>12896082
So you're telling me if I eat three kiwis a day I basically become immune to aging?

>> No.12898455

>>12896124
Literally true even you're just thinking about how melanin helps wih living in environments with a lot of sun/UV.

>> No.12899457

I once read that a pinch of turmeric plus a bit of polyethylene Glycol is good for circulation and was use by some for penis enlargement.

Also if you combine a bit of Polyethylene Glycol with a pinch of Xanthan gum in about a half cup of water it will make a good homemade hair gel.

>> No.12899614

>>12898455
Makes sense. They'll have a much better chance to survive as the effects of global warming get more intense. Ironic since it was caused by whypippo, lol!