Foods that surprise you

[Anonymous No.12895857]

For me, it's the Veganaise. Unironically better than mayo, and also its onions free

[Anonymous No.12895885]

But I like onions. Also Just Mayo and Helmans taste more like regular mayo but veganaise has its own unique style which is pretty good in deli style salads.

[Anonymous No.12895929]

>>12895857
Truth. Its a solid product. I like the basil pesto spread they make.

[Anonymous No.12895932]

>>12895857
You're onions free.

[Anonymous No.12895994]

>>12895857
This is extremely nice on a good toasted bread with lettuce and black pepper.

Vegenaise being grapeseed oil reminds me more of evoo dipping sauce than disgusting regular mayo.

[Anonymous No.12896022]

>>12895857
All vegan meat-alternative products due is remove the nutrient dense animal component, replace it with inedible plant fibres, then charge twice the price so you can feel virtuous

Veganism as a diet has a higher rate of failure than transgenderism does as a sexuality - and that should tell you everything about how tenable both are

For me, it's Hellman's mayonnaise

[Anonymous No.12896032]

>>12896022
Wrong

[Anonymous No.12896041]

>>12895857
Why would I want to use this instead of mayonnaise? I'm open to non retarded arguments.

>muh animal rights
>muh cholesterol is bad meme
These are examples of retarded arguments

[Anonymous No.12896060]

"Real" Mayonaisse was just water and soybean oil last time i checked, already vegan-approved

[Anonymous No.12896178]

>>12896041
Weird coping mechanism you have there. Immediately disqualify any answers you receive so you can feel justified in continuing to ignore the truth. Reminds me of Facebook moms.
Pic related.

[Anonymous No.12896204]

>>12896032
>wRoNg
Right - see how easy that was?

I'd say lobotomize yourself, but since your only response is tantamount to "no u", it's obvious you're mentally incapacitated already, likely because your brain has rotted away from a nutrient deprived vegan diet

Hey Einstein, your brain is composed of 60% saturated animal fat and 20% cholesterol - and since all parts of the human body break down and must be replaced on a molecular level, how do you sustain basic brain functions when your diet contains ZERO, 0% of those essential macronutrients?

Ahaha, you have permanently destroyed your brain and you don't even know it - ingenious

[Anonymous No.12896211]

>>12896178
No i didn't read your gay vegan comic strip.

>immediately disqualify any answers
Wow, those two 'arguments' are all vegans have? Pathetic to be quite honest. But being pathetic is something you're used to, I imagine.

This is your brain on söy, ladies and gentlemen.

[Anonymous No.12896241]

>>12896178
>words words words words
the left can't meme

[Anonymous No.12896262]

>>12895857
>and also its onions free
So is regular mayo. What's your point?

[Anonymous No.12896276]

>>12895857
>For me, it's the Veganaise. Unironically better than mayo, and also its onions free
KILL YOURSELF. FAGGOT.
Better than homemade authentic mayonnaise. KEEEK.

[Anonymous No.12896287]

Imagine being lazy to make genuine homemade mayo and thinking veganaise is good. Fuuuuck. Die, you useless cunt!

[Anonymous No.12896306]

>>12896022
>For me, it's Hellman's mayonnaise
Not mayonnaise.
Mayonnaise recipe
Egg yolk
Oil (vegetable, sunflower, peanut or evoo)
Vinegar (wine/cider)
Salt/Pepper (optional)

[Anonymous No.12896325]

>>12896060
Hellman's is not mayonnaise. No eggs not mayonnaise.

[Anonymous No.12896359]

>>12896306
The ingredients as listed on their website are
>canola / peanut / soybean oil (varies by country)
>water
>egg whites and yolks
>vinegar and lemon juice
>spices and "natural flavours"
This fulfills the universal list of ingredients - you didn't look this up before making that comment? Lazy hack

[Anonymous No.12896376]

>>12896359
*unzips*

[Anonymous No.12896381]

>>12896359
Is this Hellman's? I thought they didn't use eggs...?

[Anonymous No.12896393]

>>12896241
The right can’t read

[Anonymous No.12896398]

>>12895857
Hellman's mayo contains egg yolk but the amount is statistically insignificant. You can tell because there is 0 g of protein and 0 mg of cholesterol on the label which is a 100 calories tablespoon serving.

[Anonymous No.12896425]

>>12896398
In Australia, between 8-10% of mayo being composed from egg ingredients is common
>pic related is the Aussie Hellman's

[Anonymous No.12896432]

Blue Plate > Hellmans

[Anonymous No.12896444]

>better than mayonnaise
But that's wrong. It also doesn't have the consistency of mayonnaise and is significantly watery no matter how much you mix and remix it.

[Anonymous No.12896542]

>>12896041
Nonveg here.

Because it tastes good. Regular mayo only tastes ok with the help of BLT or turkey to help it out.

[Anonymous No.12896554]

>>12896542
>Regular mayo only tastes ok
Wrong. Mayo is the ultimate based condiment for artichokes, asparagus, broccoli and any other bitter green vegetable.

>vegan mayonnaise tastes good by itself
When was the last time you took a shot of hippie mayonnaise? I'm pretty sure the answer is "never".
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.12896615]

>>12895857

[Anonymous No.12896640]

>>12896615
That's the gayest thing I've seen today.

[Anonymous No.12896668]

>wanted a comfy /ck/ thread
>insecure anti-veg fags have to ruin it

C’est la vie.

[Anonymous No.12896670]

>>12896615
>tastes like cheese
Yeah kinda, but not really. Mostly just tastes salty and fermented.

[Anonymous No.12896676]

>>12896668
>>wanted a comfy /ck/ thread
>Unironically better than mayo
Then you shouldn't have built your thread upon a lie.

[Anonymous No.12896692]

>>12896615
nooch me bro!

[Anonymous No.12896731]

>>12896668
That guy is keeping the spirit alive! When I was alone on my birthday, I got drunk, went to the movies and talked to the screen like niggers do.

[Anonymous No.12896741]

>>12896676

I didn’t start this thread, friend. I was just hoping to read some anons sharing their positive culinary surprises.

I guess that’s too much to ask for.

[Anonymous No.12896819]

>>12895857
>454g. Ingredients: Expeller-Pressed Canola Oil, Filtered Water, Brown Rice Syrup, Apple Cider Vinegar, Soy Protein, Sea Salt, Mustard Flour, Lemon Juice Concentrate.
Imagine paying 9$ for this.

[Anonymous No.12896828]

>>12896204
So you have replaced your brain with pig fat and cholesterol instead? I prefer to synthesize my own sat fat and cholesterol, my body knows how much and when to make.

[Anonymous No.12896891]

>>12896178
>posting the edit

[Anonymous No.12896894]

>>12896891
baste

[Anonymous No.12897014]

>>12896828
>pig fat
I see what you're doing but that doesn't change the reality that if its from milk, cheese, meat and so on, your body has a near 1:1 conversion rate of dietary saturated animal fat to the saturated animal fat that exists in your body, when such is required. Plant fats have a 1:100 conversion rate and absorb very poorly.

Most vegans have below recommended serum cholesterol levels and erroneously believe this is healthy, when in reality it signals they have hormonal deficiencies.

Its for this same reason vegans ever rarely get ill - not because they are healthier but because their immune system is crippled and can't mount a defence against infections, which is manifest by healthy defence mechanisms like a fever and cough

[Anonymous No.12897033]

>>12897014
Additionally, another consequence of this crippled hormonal profile, especially in children, is low sexual dimorphism (they look androgynous) because they aren't producing enough testosterone or estrogen respectively (which is made from cholesterol), and so don't fully graduate puberty.

If it were true your body synthesized the right amount, entirely by itself, and can do so exclusively off of plants, then why do boys raised from birth on vegan diets have such soft, smooth, and overall effeminate facial features into adulthood?

[Anonymous No.12897048]

>>12897033
Again, another common theme is that many vegan women cease to have periods, which to any sane person would (and correctly does) signal a woman is infertile. Their diets steralized them through hormonal deficiencies, and the narrative in the community is that this is their bodies way of "detoxifying". The same is also true o
for vegan men, in that they have a slower sperm count than omnivores, but rationalize that "because the planets overpopulated ", it's just as well they castrated themselves

[Anonymous No.12897129]

>>12895857
Like mayo it can be made in 30 seconds, why bother buying it

[Anonymous No.12897135]

>>12896178
This was very clearly written by a vegan posing as a meat eater defending vegans.

[Anonymous No.12897345]

>>12896731
bongo on, my dude