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Who else love American diner food?

>> No.12889321

>>12889294
why would you pay to eat something you can make in 20 minutes at home for 1/3 of the price?

>> No.12889327

>>12889321
Presumably they're on a lunchbreak from work or they're traveling on the road.

>> No.12889329
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>>12889294
that burger looks like Frasses

>> No.12889332

>french fries
>american
>hamburger
>american

doubt.jpg

The only american thing in that picture is the plastic unmelted "cheese".

>> No.12889334 [DELETED] 

>>12889332
We invented both, suck my nuts eurocuck

>> No.12889344

>>12889334
>we

Wich part of your muttified DNA are you talking for?

>> No.12889346

>>12889321
Because we're not all lower-class poorfags that rely on 1-ply tp and 70% fat ground beef. I save money going out and not wasting my time cooking.

>> No.12889347
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>>12889294
I love diners, but if you're going to a diner for a hamburger, you're doing it wrong. Club sandwhiches, all sorts of eggs with hash, a cup of THAT'S A DAMN GOOD COFFEE etc. I don't think I've ever had a diner that made an exceptional burger or even regular fries.

Also protip: if you sit down and the waitress is either a man or doesn't call you some form of sucrose, get the fuck out of there.

>> No.12889358

>>12889344
Please enlighten us with the cuisine of whatever landlocked resourceless shithole you live in

>> No.12889363

>>12889358
>moving goalposts

You didn't invent anything apart from assembling the ingredients into a cheeseburger.

>> No.12889370

>>12889363
Im not the original guy you responded to so im not moving shit. Now please inform us of your countrys obviously refined and world renowned cuisine that gives you the ego to talk shit

>> No.12889371

>>12889332
>>12889334
>>12889344
>>12889358
>>12889363
Can you fellas take this suckfest back to /pol/ please? Thanks.

>> No.12889373 [DELETED] 

>>12889363
>this constitutes an argument in the land of immigrant-laden europoors
yikes.jaypeg

>> No.12889381

>>12889347
>>12889371
Shut the fuck up bruce. Your opinion of diners is shit
>if its not a woman. . .
What you gonna leave a big tip and your phone number? Shut up bitch i hope the next diner youre in gets Pulp Fictioned except they just blow you away as an example

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>>12889381
oh ok

>> No.12889399

>>12889294
The best food from any cuisine is its respective "greasy spoon" fare.

>> No.12889434
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>>12889363
Yeah, you got him there, the Americans did in fact not invent ground beef, bread, or cheese.

>> No.12889513

>>12889434
Gif would be fine without the what a fag line to it. It’s funny from their body language you don’t need to add a juvenile line only a middle schooler would giggle at.

>> No.12889520

>>12889513
He literally calls him a fairy faggot right after getting off of the phone.

>> No.12889580

>>12889513
I haven't seen the movie so I don't know the context, I just think it's a good diss.

>>12889520
Alright then.

>> No.12889593

>>12889580
He's a homosexual who hates faggots, basically.

>> No.12889625

>>12889593
Sounds like a very relatable person.

>> No.12889637

>>12889625
I'd genuinely recommend it. Very funny movie with plenty of violence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsuH1msEkvM

>> No.12889662

American food is disgusting.

>> No.12889666

>>12889321
It's only a third of the price if you buy all of this bullshit and plan out meals, asshole. I can afford a $7 burger and fries plate for the sake of not doing it myself.

>> No.12889708

>>12889666
>on a cooking board
>doesn't like cooking for himself

>> No.12889760
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>>12889321
Because we don't sit in our shithole towns/cities our whole lives. My family is spread all over the country and I like to drive from state to state. It's hard to cook a dinner or breakfast inside your car

>> No.12890368

>>12889708
People don't necessarily go to diners because they don't want to cook at home or are unable to cook.

What if they're on a lunchbreak at work? Instead of driving 30 minutes home and cooking, they could go to a diner a block away and order a meal on the spot, and someone else takes care of that for them.
What if they're traveling, and are hundreds of miles away from home? Gonna drive all the way home for lunch?
I love cooking, but there's lots of reasons to visit diners and food joints.

>> No.12890380

>>12889321
Because I'm a fat lazy slob with a low IQ

>> No.12890383

>>12889294
I literally cant lolk at a burger without thinking of that dogshit webm where those fuckers put a burger on one of those ice top freezer things and pour cream on it and mash it up, and turn it into “””””desert”””””

>> No.12890393
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>>12889358
>>12889370

>weeee weee I invented the cheeseburger hahaha suck my peepee eurocuks!!!!111

>> No.12890405

>>12890393
This is a good post that contributes to the quality of this board, it doesn't at all belong on /int/.

>> No.12890417

>>12889332
this. americans don't actually have a cuisine. it's just european food + extra cheese product or sugar dumped onto it.

>> No.12890427

>>12889347
>if you sit down and the waitress is either a man or doesn't call you some form of sucrose,
Is it still fine if he's a guy but calls me sugarplum?

>> No.12890598
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12890598

Hamburgers are one hundred percent American

Europeans show their lack of intelligence once again.
>DURR HAMBURG IS A PLACE IN GERMANY
The hambuger was invented in America by Americans, they gave it a german inspired name because Americans always do that shit

English Muffins are not English, French Fries are not French. We find your cultures to be funny novelties is all.

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>>12890427
Shit. I guess that's fine as long as he sounds sweet and motherly. Dang, you've flipped my whole world upside down, man.

>> No.12891107
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>>12889332
>it's a retarded yuropoor thinks hamburg steak and hamburgers are the same thing episode

>> No.12891130
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>>12890417
There is no such thing as a completely authentic cuisine since trade and migration has been a thing forever. This is what the faggot Germans are trying to call a hamburger...like most things out of Europe it looks like total dog shit. Americans made it edible. Same goes for the burnt dough Italians call pizza.

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>>12891130
That's supposed to be a hamburger? What did they do to it?

>> No.12891148

There was a diner a block away from where I used to live not too long ago, I would go there for breakfast all the time. Never ate their hamburger. but breakfast for dinner was A+ and always hit the spot. Plus the great part was that I was never too self conscious being there alone.

>> No.12891173

>>12891130
>Same goes for the burnt dough Italians call pizza.
I haven't eaten in Germany to dispute your claim, but I know for a fact you haven't been to Italy. They have some pretty damn good pizza in a lot of places. You're wrong.

>> No.12891268

>>12889294
That looks like a Big Boy sandwich. I'm looking forward to sun up to get one.

>> No.12891731

>>12889294
Looks like a big mac ripoff.

>> No.12891741
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>>12889760
no it isnt

>> No.12891776

>>12889294
Sure but you could not have chose a more unappetizing meal.

>> No.12891839

>>12889625
Never seen Boondock Saints baka my head
>>12890393
Europe is faggot trash. The only good white people moved here generations ago. Let us know when Germany tries some shit again so us and Russia can reset some map lines for you
>>12890598
This. Nobody wants to emulate a bunch of pompous fake cultured faggots
>>12891107
Boom
>>12891130
Yeah big kek. I can make a better burger without beef

>> No.12891840
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>>12890598
>We find your cultures to be funny novelties is all.

>> No.12891858
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>>12889294

>> No.12891861

>>12889294
that shit looks disgusting like it was made in some macdonalds in deep detroit or compton baka senpai

>> No.12891881

>>12890380
American dream

>> No.12892504

unrelated but i could really go for a filet-o-fish and a mctoast right now

>> No.12892546

>>12889332
Big Boy is 100% American and better than any restaurant in your faggy limp-wristed country you can't even

>> No.12892630

>>12891858
I.... I wanna salt that beef.

>> No.12892742

>>12891173
I mean you can find a good pizza in Sweden, all you need is electricity, running water, roads, and a customer base, and there can be a pizzeria, and then it's just a matter of if the people making them are good at it.

>> No.12892746

>>12891776
Can't say OP's pic is the best plating I've ever seen by any stretch of the imagination, but you don't find even the idea of a hamburger and fries appetizing?

>> No.12892750

>>12892546
I'm not impressed by Big Boy, McDonald's is better.

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>>12890598

>> No.12892776

>>12889347
They were really rude to me when I went to that diner in the picture. The waitress wouldn’t let me just have a beer and an order of fries, I had to get “a meal” if I wanted to sit in a booth. Mind you, it was in the afternoon and I was literally the only customer there.

>> No.12892781

>>12891130
funny, this looks like my toilet bowl after a greasy shit

>> No.12893505

>>12890598
>English Muffins are not English
Where are they from then?

>> No.12893597

>>12892742
>I mean
That's a terrible verbal tic, stop.
>>12891130
I know Italian pizza triggers Americans, they view pizza as a way to cram as much low quality cheese down their gullet as possible; quality over quantity is a concept foreign to Americans, they screech over getting "their money's worth".

>> No.12893619

>>12889363
you just described cooking, you actual retard.

>> No.12893627

>>12890598
>We find your cultures to be funny novelties is all
aren't you late for School shooting 101

>> No.12893629

>>12889513
>triggered redditor
it's a line in the movie, you fag.

>> No.12893640

>>12889593
or as my gay friend likes to say, "just because you're gay doesn't mean you have to be a faggot."

>> No.12893663

>>12893640
That's not what it means. It means that you are choosing to be a faggot by being gay.

>> No.12893676 [DELETED] 

Have we ever gotten an answer as to why Americans are so fat and stupid?

>> No.12893705

>>12893676
Cuz they slurp jew cock all the day lololol

>> No.12893716 [DELETED] 

>>12893676
It's called the Hart Cuellar act or unofficially white genocide or the Browning of America

>> No.12893723

>>12891731
That's got to be what that is. I've never seen one sold like that though. I know people make fake Big Mac's at home

>> No.12893727

>>12893676
Poor education system because spending public money is socialism, too many religious crazies, and very large portions of low quality food because they need to get "muh money's worth".

>> No.12893736

>>12893723
>make Big Mac's at home
Impossible

>> No.12893741

>>12893716
Yeah, it's the brown people that are your problem, obviously whites aren't fat and stupid. This is a perfect example >>12893727. I forgot to add that they take no responsibility because it obviously isn't their fault.

>> No.12893755

>>12893640

Gays don't have to be a slur that means gay?

>> No.12893799

>>12890598
French fries were actually invented in Belgium

>> No.12893806

>>12893736
>fake Big Mac's at home

>> No.12893807

>>12893741
If you didn't want the question to be answered then you shouldn't ask it and got butthurt about your pet minorities

>> No.12893816 [DELETED] 

>>12891839

>no culture besides (((Hollywood)))
>cuisine = mass produced versions of other cuisines
>freedom = get shot by police while a nigger rapes your wife
>good times = watch faggotball, drink shitty beer and die of diabetes age 40 since you can't afford healthcare besides working three jobs
>WE WUZ WORLD LEADERS N SHIEEET

Seethe muttboy, seethe.

>> No.12893863

>>12893755
Gay is a slur. words to describe things that are inherently bad like retards or gays or n words have to be reinvested every twenty years to appease the people who pretend they aren't bad

>> No.12893870

>>12893816
And you are jealous of American cheese. Sad!

>> No.12893879

>>12889294
looks healthy

>> No.12893935

>>12893807
If you work really hard one day you'll make it to the top of the bell curve.

>> No.12894142

>>12893597
I mean, just stop me.

>> No.12894181

>>12894142
If you want to look like you have no self confidence, go ahead.

>> No.12894603

>>12889347
>even regular fries

most diners have great fries

>> No.12894653

>>12893935
That's not really how it works ya dignus