/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12887766]

>use only half the amount of water listed on the ramen packet

LIVING ON THE EDGE

[Anonymous No.12887786]

>cooking a frozen pizza
>cook it for the amount of time listed on the package without accounting for the pizza being frozen entering the oven

THE CAR'S ON FIRE AND THERE'S NO DRIVER AT THE WHEEL

[Anonymous No.12887902]

>making meatloaf
>no garlic seasoning
>use crutons instead of crackers
>also frying it like a hamburger

I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT AND THERE'S NO TOILET

[Anonymous No.12887906]

>buy and eat microwave hamburgers
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[Anonymous No.12888125]

>>12887786
I really miss SMT imagine

[Anonymous No.12888159]

>instruction say to "let stand for 5 minutes after microwaving"
>start eating after only 4 minutes

I CAN SEE I CAN SEE THAT I'M GOING BLIND

[Anonymous No.12888210]

>>12887906
>heat them in the oven

[Anonymous No.12888575]

>>12887902
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PICTURE

[Anonymous No.12888825]

>>12887902
is that picture from the live-action LISA adaptation?

[Anonymous No.12889072]

>>12887766
>use whipping cream when the recipe explicitly says whipped cream
I THINK I'M PARANOID

[Anonymous No.12889082]

>>12887902
You are a goddamned hero, anon.

[Anonymous No.12889100]

>>12887786
frozen pizza directions take that into account already. most of them will say "do not thaw" on the package too.

[Anonymous No.12889134]

>>12889072
if ur using whipping cream right out the carton instead of whipping cream that is already whipped, ur gonna have some problems

[Anonymous No.12889171]

>>12887766
>pour sauce on pasta directly from the jar without heating it
I DON'T WANNA BE DEFEATED I JUST WANNA FUCK

[Anonymous No.12889572]

>>12887766

>microwave for 1 minute 59 seconds when the packet instructions state 2 minutes

SOMEONE STOP ME

[Anonymous No.12889732]

>>12887766
Recipe says use Baking Soda
I use Grape Soda instead

[Anonymous No.12889755]

>>12887766
>American recipe
>Cut the sugar in half
Generally tastes better anyway

[Anonymous No.12889763]

>pour cereal
>pour in grape fanta
Yummy

[Anonymous No.12889786]

>recipe says to sautée the onions
>toast in a pan with some oil instead

[Anonymous No.12889831]

>>12888159
>Let stand for 5 minutes
Immediately start eating it anyway

[Anonymous No.12889862]

>>12887766
I use a third, where is your edge now?

[Anonymous No.12889875]

>>12889862
a third is more than half though

[Anonymous No.12889881]

>>12889875
anon, i...

[Anonymous No.12889886]

>>12889875
Sure it is

[Anonymous No.12889954]

>recipe calls for a splash of domestic beer in the braising liquid
>use a Czech lager instead
OOOOH WA-A-A-AH

[Anonymous No.12890065]

>>12888825
Here's a hint:
No.

[Anonymous No.12890087]

>>12890065

[Anonymous No.12890107]

>>12887902
>”garlic seasoning”

[Anonymous No.12890482]

I usually eat ramen without the water. Mix in the seasoning while cooking and drain it. Sometimes add chicken and tomato sauce.

[Anonymous No.12890516]

>>12890482
Beef flavor best flavor

[Anonymous No.12890568]

>make bowl of cereal
>all out of clean spoons
>eat it with a fork
AND THEY SAY THAT A HERO WILL SAVE US

[Anonymous No.12890572]

>making chicken noodle soup from scratch
>flavor it with beef bullion instead of chicken bullion
ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[Anonymous No.12890578]

>sister's a vegetarian
>serve her vegan cuisine and don't tell her
RULES OF NATURE

[Anonymous No.12890593]

>Ketchup saids to refridgerate after opening
>Put it back in the cabinet

[Anonymous No.12890603]

>>12887766
>put Tabasco in boiling water to season your rammen noodles
Pain is a cleanser

[Anonymous No.12890620]

>>12890482
The best way to eat packaged ramen is to boil, discard the water after cooked, and then mix the seasoning in with the noodles.

[Anonymous No.12890631]

>Make meat lasagna
>Use alfredo sauce instead of marinara sauce
GOD IS DEAD, AND NO ONE CARES

[Anonymous No.12890649]

>Use regular onions instead of green onions
WAKE ME UP

[Anonymous No.12890685]

>recipe says cook for 45 mins at 375
>Dont
>Eat it raw
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

[Anonymous No.12890803]

>Recipe said to add a teaspoon of salt.
>I got bored and went to the garage to do some made up kung fu moves.

[Anonymous No.12890875]

>spaghetti packaging says to cook in slightly salted water
>practically cook it in brine
ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE

[Anonymous No.12891385]

>found good recipe
>estimated cooking time 15 minutes
>make sandwithes until I'm full and go back to the computer instead
I BUY THE DRUGS I LIGHT THE FIRE

[Anonymous No.12891417]

>>12887786
>I like to undercooked my frozen pizza because I like it doughy
SSSSOMEBODY STOP ME

[Anonymous No.12891442]

>recipe says season with salt and pepper
>only season with pepper
NO ONE WILL EVER CHANGE THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME

[Anonymous No.12891451]

>>12890620
What about keeping just enough liquid so it has the consistency of a thick sauce that sticks to all the noods with the delicious flavor

[Anonymous No.12891521]

>>12890620
>The best way to eat packaged ramen is to boil, discard the water after cooked, and then mix the seasoning in with the noodles.
I like to add a scrambled raw egg to the now waterless noodles and quickly pan fry.

[Anonymous No.12891844]

>>12891451
Yeah good point, need that little bit of liquid. Havent mastered that technique yet.

[Anonymous No.12891872]

>>12887766
welcomr to flavor town

[Anonymous No.12891907]

>>12891451
I drain it all then add back it a little cold water cools it down just enough for immediate eating too

[Anonymous No.12891963]

>instructions say to microwave for one minute and thirty seconds
>push 90 instead of 1:30
PSYCHO IN MY MIND LUNATIC HYSTERIA

[Anonymous No.12892273]

>recipe says season to taste
>throw salt and pepper in and serve without checking
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EEEEYES

[Anonymous No.12892275]

>Instructions say to turn midway through cooking
>leave the nuggets unturned for the full 15 minutes
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

[Anonymous No.12892509]

>Microwave meal says to microwave for four minutes, stand for one and then microwave again for five minutes.
>Nuke that fucker for nine minutes without pausing.

This world is ending, and I will be the one to kill it.

[Anonymous No.12892518]

>>12889755
zero baking knowledge detected

[Anonymous No.12892520]

>frozen food says to flip halfway through cooking
>don't
I NEED SOMEONE TO SHOW ME THE THINGS IN LIFE THAT I CAN'T FIND

[Anonymous No.12892544]

>Order Big Mac at McDonald's
>Order it without the Big Mac Sauce, rendering it an otherwise ordinary burger that I could have ordered for cheaper
>Pay the full Big Mac price
I WANNA FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL

[Anonymous No.12892657]

>teflon frying pan
>use metal utensils
HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME

[Anonymous No.12892843]

Jared Leto was the only blemish in the flawless Blade Runner 2049.

[Anonymous No.12893046]

>advised to leave steak to rest
>eat it as soon as its out of the pan
I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP