/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12884994]

Have you ever attempted/defeated a food challenge?

[Anonymous No.12885033]

My brother successfully did the hot wings challenge at BWW. He said he’s never doing it again.

[Anonymous No.12885041]

>>12884994
Ur mom challenged me to eat her pussy
I defeated it
lmao

[Anonymous No.12885042]

I tried to drink 15 Capri Suns in half an hour. Got em all down and puked my guts out

[Anonymous No.12885044]

>>12884994
I'm so lonely

[Anonymous No.12885050]

>>12884994
I did the bw3s one and easily won that.
I tried a local pizza challenge and had 75% of it left still. The defeat was painful as they rubbed it in to you.

[Anonymous No.12885051]

>>12885041
>sucking on used pussy
lol cuck

[Anonymous No.12885054]

Is Randy Santel autistic?
>has to "become Atlas"
>has a clumsy, cringe pre-eating ritual
>has to re-record a whole video if the hat was in the wrong position (it only has to be backwards when he "becomes atlas" in the challenges)
>is extremely OCD when it comes to measuring his own exact time during the challenge, yet he always "needs" to let the first second pass
>"1-2-3" (everyone yells "boom") then a second later "BOOM!"
>*takes first bite* "oh yeah"
>keeps wasting time talking about obvious things and telling how many minutes have passed (even though the time is on the screen)
>is way too OCD about finishing every single scrap (when it's clear he finished the challenge)
>people cheer for him because they've seen he's finished, and he misses it, then a minute later stops the clock and flexes, crowd awkwardly goes "Y-yyyaaaah" again
>always adds "friggin" to everything, the autistic claps at the end, the forced merch wear, the teddybears, "sweet t-shirt", "healthy vegetables"...
>does a fucking challenge per day
>is heavily into 13 year old girl pop
>parents support him with the money they had saved for his wedding (poor people)

[Anonymous No.12885080]

puked in the parking lot after a pizza challenge. almost did it with my buddy from the wrestling team, but we looked it up and the amount of cheese alone equated to enough dairy to make any human puke
randy santel needs to discover bulimia or he will be pushing up daisies soon

[Anonymous No.12885150]

>>12885042
Are you a child?

[Anonymous No.12885170]

>>12885051
yeah, used by me son ha.
mom wanted you to know dinner is done so you can come upstairs now

[Anonymous No.12885183]

>>12885042
>>12885150
A "Capri Sun" only holds 170 ml of fluid.
So 15 of them is only 2.5 liters of fruit juice.
Less than 1000 calories. Really not that much.

[Anonymous No.12885188]

Completed 4 of them, 2 big burgers, 1 spicy wing, 1 trash can lid challenge. Yes, I was depressed and very overweight when I done them all.

[Anonymous No.12885207]

>>12885188
you can always become healthy again, bro

[Anonymous No.12885226]

>>12885207
I am now, it was 6-8 years ago. I've since dropped 160 pounds

[Anonymous No.12885237]

>>12885226
respectable

[Anonymous No.12885361]

>>12885183
> drinking pure sugar liquid for the equivalent of half a days calories isnt that much
fatty lol

[Anonymous No.12885381]

How does one conquer their local food challenge without being fat or depressed?

[Anonymous No.12885414]

>>12884994
Yeah, I used to be into that whole scene in LA and a little bit in NY.

More spicy than quantity challenges, but any quantity challenges with a set time of less than 30 mins I tend to beat. If it's genuinely doable, I don't understand how you fail a volume challenge with a time limit of less time than it takes for your stomach to even register that you're abusing it lol. Just don't do anything but shovel it in, numbnuts.

[Anonymous No.12885434]

Competitive eating is degenerate. It would be a real feat if there was also a condition to not throw up all the food for 8 hours straight.

[Anonymous No.12885457]

>>12884994
>Why yes, I do participate in public food challenges. How could you tell?

[Anonymous No.12885499]

I remember a TV show that was a food challenge contest, they were just eating big bowls of mayonnaise. Then in round 2 they ate giant sushi rolls, but they weren't cut up, instead they were just six foot long black burrito-like things. Everyone got through the first foot just fine but then it turned out the second foot was all wasabi and that stopped all the contestants. I don't remember the third round.

Does anyone else remember this or was it some fever dream I had?

[Anonymous No.12885510]

Is randy sAntel that fat now yikes, I like his vids though

[Anonymous No.12885551]

>>12885381
>lb of fries
fuuuuuuck youuuuu

[Anonymous No.12885603]

>>12884994
>be 14
>friends on summer swim team invite me to their annual, informal chinese buffet eating contest
>I'm 5'8", 135lbs-soaking-wet at the time
>when I get to the rally point in the lot of the mini mall featuring the buffet about to have a very unprofitable night, I'm the lone tween among my 16-18yr friends and a bunch of adults
>there was a $5 pay in, then we weighed in
>the rules were simple; whoever weighs the most coming out wins and takes home the prize pot and the trophy
>who ever vomits during the course of the contest goes home in defeat and disgrace
>once inside the buffet no quarter was asked nor was it given
>the staff struggled to keep up the demand with the more popular dishes, pointless filler trifles like fried rice and noodles
>beef, peppers, and water would be the keys to my victory
>plate after plate, round after round, all the while some horrid abomination forming within my bowels
>let the lord alone know how many cats I consumed that day
>one by one people begin to throw in the figurative towel while others rush to the bath room attempting to contain their dishonor with mixed results
>few were left fighting on towards the end
>my good friend and eye locked eyes at one point and between beleaguered breaths he said
>I always knew you were weak
>the fool, he knew nothing of my power, of the longcourse practice I'd done that very morning, of the lunch I'd skipped in preparation, of my insatiable, bottomless desire to consume
>few remained for the final weigh in
>when it was over, finally, mercifully over I was the victor having gained 8.5lbs, $70, and the trophy
>when I threw up on the side of the highway on the way home it was like giving birth to a 2.5 soda can throat baby in one smooth motion. thought my neck was gonna burst
The trophy used to have a pig on it but I don't know where it is at the moment

[Anonymous No.12885706]

[Anonymous No.12885732]

>>12885603
I’m not going to read this blog, so I’ll just call you fat faggot instead, you fat faggot.

[Anonymous No.12885753]

>>12885732
>me eat much food
>get money
there ya go bud, something more on your level

[Anonymous No.12885758]

>>12885753
Ah okay, so you ARE a fat faggot.

[Anonymous No.12885761]

Lost a pizza challenge of a large supreme 12 wings and an order of cheese bread. Defeated a seven pound burrito challenge which fucked me up for a good week. Got a shirt and a pic on the wall tho

[Anonymous No.12885767]

>>12885758
in spirit sure, and if you're man enough to put some money down I'll eat you under the table. then maybe you if Im still hungry

[Anonymous No.12885929]

I would have annihilated a local cafe/restaurant's breakfast challenge except I hate mushrooms and ordered it without them since you didn't get anything for it. It wasn't a huge amount though, basically a full english without the stupid blood sausage shit, doubled up on the eggs, bacon and regular sausage, four pieces of toast. The time was something like 20 minutes and I eat fast, finished in under 10.

[Anonymous No.12885955]

>>12884994
Entered a shrimp eating contest once. Came in 11/72. Never again.

[Anonymous No.12886293]

>>12885706
>not eating a cactus for every meal

[Anonymous No.12886299]

The cinnamon challenge actually isn't that hard. All you have to do is make sure you get it as wet as possible before you swallow.

[Anonymous No.12887058]

[Anonymous No.12887061]

i did the cinnamon challenge like 15 years ago. its not that difficult its just gross, tastes like hella cinnamon right away and then it just feels like your mouth is full of sand. not pleasant but not difficult

[Anonymous No.12887378]

>>12887058
fat fuck

[Anonymous No.12887392]

He's a god!

[Anonymous No.12887423]

>>12885054
Oh... oh my god. I think you might be right. He even responds to youtube comments, like almost all of them, even mine.

[Anonymous No.12887512]

>>12885510
>eating tens of thousands of cals on a weekly basis makes you fat
Wow! Unless you're doing serious gym work on the side you're going to be huge if you do what randy does.

[Anonymous No.12887660]

>>12884994
I ate a hamburger with 1kg of beef and lots of fries in under an hour.
But all you get is paying half price so it's like a regular burger and they jew you on the drinks.

[Anonymous No.12887678]

>>12885706
>>12884994
https://youtu.be/WJWqJQiOV8o
This rat looking ""woman"" beats most competitive eaters
(not trans I think but calling that a woman is a disgrace)

[Anonymous No.12888102]

>>12887678
Yea and I can guarantee she's on something and pukes that shit up right after.

[Anonymous No.12888324]

I finished a breakfast challenge at a local diner once. Stack of pancakes, home fries, three eggs, sausage, bacon, ham, and a two inch thick porkchop. It wasn't even very challenging tbqh.

[Anonymous No.12888433]

>>12888102
You can go watch her and find out yourself if you want

[Anonymous No.12889113]

>>12887423
wha did he say

[Anonymous No.12889129]

>>12884994
my dad bought too many clams one christmas but decided to do all of them clams casino style like my popop used to do it. fucking amazing. everyone had like 3 or 4. i ate the rest. it was about 40, probably a little more. i still ate dinner after

[Anonymous No.12889136]

>>12885054
What's a good video for observing these interesting little tidbits

[Anonymous No.12889155]

>>12889136
almost everyone

[Anonymous No.12889478]

>>12885361
If you only eat once a day it’s not much.

[Anonymous No.12889610]

>>12885042
>puked my guts out
holy shit how can one digestive system be so frail so as to fall apart from fucking children's juice?

[Anonymous No.12889634]

>>12884994
No. Why would I do that, I am not retarded. Do people actually see that as a normal behavior in US?

[Anonymous No.12889658]

One time when I was younger and overweight I entered a pie eating contest in the small town I grew up in. I faced ruthless abuse every day of my young life, so as a final fuck you to the entire town (I was moving in a few weeks) i drank some ipecac before the contest. Everyone was cheering 'lardass lardass' as my stomach began to rumble. I turned to the side and threw up all over my fellow contestants, who then proceeded to vomit as well. It ended with hundreds in the crowd and everyone on stage vomiting and the rest of the fair was canceled.

[Anonymous No.12890062]

Won a race to eat 3 ultra hot wings the fastest out of 10 people or so. I got 72 wings free.