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can someone help me translate this authentic american recipe into english?>add 1 oak tree sized stick of butter to 3 and 5/16th score furlong circumcisionference pizza base>top with top with 107 knuckle sized pieces of peperoni(apparently some kind of fake meat?), the more orange and greasy the better>sprinkle with high fructose corn syrup and 6 million grains of kosher salt for the authentic new york 'za>cook for one quarter of the miami dolphins game, plus three timeouts if you like it the colour of your ancestry.com results
>>12883318what do you expect from a 3rd world country?
>american recipe>colourLOL! it's teh dubm american maymay xD
>>12883327>mix 2 pounds of butter with 10 cups of sugar>why are we obese? Must be muh genetics
>>12883330the original recipe was printed on a mcchicken wrapper and the mayo stains made it hard to read, so i typed it up and added a few comments in parentheses and accidentally added that typo
I wish there would be someone or a group of people that are responsible for this!
>>12883353>things that didn't happen
>>12883389Wow how’d you figure that out Einstein
>>12883327America is, by definition, THE first world country.
>>12883407>get called out for being a faggot >double down on faggotry
>>12883318>6 million grains of kosher saltlol
>>12883318when you're so retarded that you're incapable of finding a decent pizza in a country world-renowned for their pizza.
>>12883776>tfw no Reimu gf
>>12883451>new world>first worldpick one
>>12883318Oh look another foreigners butthurt about Ameri...>if you like it the colour of your ancestry.com resultsOk that is fucking funny
>>12883318do americans really.....
>>12883318Only if you can translate this monkey excrement into Human.
>>12883318>6 million grains of kosher salt for the authentic new york 'zaSeems like an accurate recipe for that shit.
>>12883318some of the am*ricans on this board truly seem like a different species
>>12883318Irish potatoes are better than English drek.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhfgQOLSrTQ
>>12883318Oi! Do your have a loicense for that translation?
>>12883451You've clearly never been to Scandinavia.
>>12885370>>12886870You have absolutely no idea what 1st, 2nd, and 3rd world countries actually refer to, I see.
>>12886924Have the less shitty version.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQsTPTG5O4I
>>12886933Behold the might of a full size aircraft carrier. no music needed.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBVamjW-Ks4
>>12886939American designed SLBM. American supplied SLBM. Launched with American equipment.
>>12886946let them diehttps://www.theguardian.com/society/2019/jan/10/nhs-england-misses-multiple-targets-for-cancer-treatment
>>12883318stay mad yuropoor, unlike you we dont have a government telling us what to eat and how much of it to eat. freedom isnt free
Seething and obsessed pilled
>>12883318this post made me laugh and i continued to snicker while reading the amerishart cope comments, good work OP
>>12887896>we dont have a government telling us what to eatyour (((government))) is making you eat corn syrup in everything, sugar in everything, also half of your food is kosher voodoo stuff lol
imagine being such a seething third worlder you make this thread every single day, then continue to samefag in the thread>47/22/24/6
>>12885394no it's not
>>12883318Booo get off the board! Get some original jokes ya hack!
>>12888295Write about it in your diary. I'll be over at 6 to rain democracy then ill stir last night haggis in your mom
>>12883318Being foreign must be so weird. Seems like if you're not American, all you do is spend your time thinking about Americans. What a strange existence.
>tfw u faind out amerikanns rilly du zis