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can someone help me translate this authentic american recipe into english?
>add 1 oak tree sized stick of butter to 3 and 5/16th score furlong circumcisionference pizza base
>top with top with 107 knuckle sized pieces of peperoni(apparently some kind of fake meat?), the more orange and greasy the better
>sprinkle with high fructose corn syrup and 6 million grains of kosher salt for the authentic new york 'za
>cook for one quarter of the miami dolphins game, plus three timeouts if you like it the colour of your ancestry.com results

>> No.12883327

what do you expect from a 3rd world country?

>> No.12883330

>american recipe
LOL! it's teh dubm american maymay xD

>> No.12883351

>mix 2 pounds of butter with 10 cups of sugar
>why are we obese? Must be muh genetics

>> No.12883353

the original recipe was printed on a mcchicken wrapper and the mayo stains made it hard to read, so i typed it up and added a few comments in parentheses and accidentally added that typo

>> No.12883378

I wish there would be someone or a group of people that are responsible for this!

>> No.12883389

>things that didn't happen

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>> No.12883407

Wow how’d you figure that out Einstein

>> No.12883451
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America is, by definition, THE first world country.

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>> No.12883533

>get called out for being a faggot
>double down on faggotry

>> No.12883543

Post body

>> No.12883762

Do...do they....really...

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>> No.12883807

>6 million grains of kosher salt

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when you're so retarded that you're incapable of finding a decent pizza in a country world-renowned for their pizza.

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>> No.12884322

poast fihzeek

>> No.12884344

>tfw no Reimu gf

>> No.12885370

>new world
>first world
pick one

>> No.12885394

Oh look another foreigners butthurt about Ameri...
>if you like it the colour of your ancestry.com results
Ok that is fucking funny

>> No.12886121

do americans really.....

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Only if you can translate this monkey excrement into Human.

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>6 million grains of kosher salt for the authentic new york 'za
Seems like an accurate recipe for that shit.

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some of the am*ricans on this board truly seem like a different species

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>> No.12886857

Irish potatoes are better than English drek.


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Oi! Do your have a loicense for that translation?

>> No.12886870

You've clearly never been to Scandinavia.

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You have absolutely no idea what 1st, 2nd, and 3rd world countries actually refer to, I see.

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Have the less shitty version.

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Behold the might of a full size aircraft carrier. no music needed.

>> No.12886943

American designed SLBM. American supplied SLBM. Launched with American equipment.

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Universal healthcare.

>> No.12886952

let them die


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stay mad yuropoor, unlike you we dont have a government telling us what to eat and how much of it to eat. freedom isnt free

>> No.12888134

Seething and obsessed pilled

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this post made me laugh and i continued to snicker while reading the amerishart cope comments, good work OP

>> No.12888295

>we dont have a government telling us what to eat
your (((government))) is making you eat corn syrup in everything, sugar in everything, also half of your food is kosher voodoo stuff lol

>> No.12888793

imagine being such a seething third worlder you make this thread every single day, then continue to samefag in the thread

>> No.12888968

no it's not

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>> No.12888990

Booo get off the board! Get some original jokes ya hack!

>> No.12889004

Write about it in your diary. I'll be over at 6 to rain democracy then ill stir last night haggis in your mom

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Being foreign must be so weird. Seems like if you're not American, all you do is spend your time thinking about Americans. What a strange existence.

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>tfw u faind out amerikanns rilly du zis

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