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recipe translation Anonymous Fri Sep 6 10:51:30 2019 No.12883318 [Reply] [Original]

can someone help me translate this authentic american recipe into english?
>add 1 oak tree sized stick of butter to 3 and 5/16th score furlong circumcisionference pizza base
>top with top with 107 knuckle sized pieces of peperoni(apparently some kind of fake meat?), the more orange and greasy the better
>sprinkle with high fructose corn syrup and 6 million grains of kosher salt for the authentic new york 'za
>cook for one quarter of the miami dolphins game, plus three timeouts if you like it the colour of your ancestry.com results

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 10:53:13 2019 No.12883327 >>12883318 what do you expect from a 3rd world country?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 10:53:27 2019 No.12883330 >american recipe >colour LOL! it's teh dubm american maymay xD

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 10:58:53 2019 No.12883351 >>12883327 >mix 2 pounds of butter with 10 cups of sugar >why are we obese? Must be muh genetics

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 10:59:41 2019 No.12883353 >>12883330 the original recipe was printed on a mcchicken wrapper and the mayo stains made it hard to read, so i typed it up and added a few comments in parentheses and accidentally added that typo

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 11:08:16 2019 No.12883378 I wish there would be someone or a group of people that are responsible for this!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 11:13:13 2019 No.12883389 >>12883353 >things that didn't happen

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 11:16:21 2019 No.12883395 >>12883318 Obsessed

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 11:21:21 2019 No.12883407 >>12883389 Wow how’d you figure that out Einstein

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 11:36:32 2019 No.12883451 File: 54 KB, 566x480, read a book.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12883327 America is, by definition, THE first world country.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 11:52:52 2019 No.12883499 >>12883395 obese

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 12:03:15 2019 No.12883533 >>12883407 >get called out for being a faggot >double down on faggotry

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 12:07:57 2019 No.12883543 >>12883499 Post body

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 13:11:45 2019 No.12883762 >>12883318 Do...do they....really...

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 13:16:40 2019 No.12883776 File: 2.55 MB, 1653x2816, 1539555237905.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reimu!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 13:23:13 2019 No.12883807 >>12883318 >6 million grains of kosher salt lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 15:27:44 2019 No.12884313 File: 100 KB, 500x527, 146690.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12883318 when you're so retarded that you're incapable of finding a decent pizza in a country world-renowned for their pizza.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 15:28:07 2019 No.12884316 >>12883318 >colour OBSESSED

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 15:29:09 2019 No.12884322 >>12883499 poast fihzeek

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 15:33:34 2019 No.12884344 >>12883776 >tfw no Reimu gf

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:45:34 2019 No.12885370 >>12883451 >new world >first world pick one

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:49:48 2019 No.12885394 >>12883318 Oh look another foreigners butthurt about Ameri... >if you like it the colour of your ancestry.com results Ok that is fucking funny

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 22:59:38 2019 No.12886121 >>12883318 do americans really.....

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:03:03 2019 No.12886133 File: 38 KB, 508x676, do_english_really.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12883318 Only if you can translate this monkey excrement into Human.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:03:49 2019 No.12886138 File: 237 KB, 800x800, Good Night.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12883318 >6 million grains of kosher salt for the authentic new york 'za Seems like an accurate recipe for that shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 02:21:09 2019 No.12886832 File: 198 KB, 683x1105, 1563529831347.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12883318 some of the am*ricans on this board truly seem like a different species

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 02:27:58 2019 No.12886851 File: 23 KB, 448x408, (((Censored))).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12883318

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 02:29:01 2019 No.12886857 >>12883318 Irish potatoes are better than English drek. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhfgQOLSrTQ

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 02:29:56 2019 No.12886861 File: 812 KB, 1187x4066, loicense.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12883318 Oi! Do your have a loicense for that translation?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 02:34:00 2019 No.12886870 >>12883451 You've clearly never been to Scandinavia.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 02:37:09 2019 No.12886882 File: 188 KB, 983x995, 1478724161160.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12886870 faggots

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 02:37:30 2019 No.12886884 File: 24 KB, 467x685, guide_to_europe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12885370 >>12886870 You have absolutely no idea what 1st, 2nd, and 3rd world countries actually refer to, I see.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 02:38:30 2019 No.12886886 File: 123 KB, 500x356, swedistan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12886870 >Scandinavia

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 02:39:20 2019 No.12886890 File: 183 KB, 549x653, 1484091929862.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12886870 >Sweden

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 02:49:21 2019 No.12886915 File: 127 KB, 500x669, last_terror.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12886870

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 02:50:17 2019 No.12886920 File: 272 KB, 487x695, NRA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12886915

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 02:51:57 2019 No.12886923 File: 78 KB, 640x573, 1484173953102.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12886920

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 02:53:04 2019 No.12886924 File: 260 KB, 810x700, loyalist.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12886923 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voeo0Oiox-c

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 02:55:07 2019 No.12886931 File: 196 KB, 1162x850, Death_to_the_Queen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12886924 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5KejRbD5s0

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 02:56:03 2019 No.12886933 File: 17 KB, 225x250, shes_a_beaut_alright.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12886924 Have the less shitty version. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQsTPTG5O4I

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 03:00:00 2019 No.12886939 File: 94 KB, 614x523, puckle_gun.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12886931 LOL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOonxuKWUD4

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 03:00:27 2019 No.12886941 File: 24 KB, 591x422, 1525569355651.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12886933 Behold the might of a full size aircraft carrier. no music needed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBVamjW-Ks4

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 03:01:45 2019 No.12886943 >>12886939 American designed SLBM. American supplied SLBM. Launched with American equipment.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 03:02:32 2019 No.12886946 File: 11 KB, 300x182, NHS 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12886941 >>12886943 Universal healthcare.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 03:04:48 2019 No.12886952 >>12886946 let them die https://www.theguardian.com/society/2019/jan/10/nhs-england-misses-multiple-targets-for-cancer-treatment

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 10:55:13 2019 No.12887896 File: 102 KB, 741x711, 1556927610112.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12883318 stay mad yuropoor, unlike you we dont have a government telling us what to eat and how much of it to eat. freedom isnt free

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 11:48:20 2019 No.12888134 Seething and obsessed pilled

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 12:19:08 2019 No.12888253 File: 181 KB, 500x916, i enjoy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12883318 this post made me laugh and i continued to snicker while reading the amerishart cope comments, good work OP

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 12:28:08 2019 No.12888295 >>12887896 >we dont have a government telling us what to eat your (((government))) is making you eat corn syrup in everything, sugar in everything, also half of your food is kosher voodoo stuff lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:12:50 2019 No.12888793 imagine being such a seething third worlder you make this thread every single day, then continue to samefag in the thread >47/22/24/6

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:50:06 2019 No.12888968 >>12885394 no it's not

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:51:13 2019 No.12888972 >>12883318

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:55:10 2019 No.12888990 >>12883318 Booo get off the board! Get some original jokes ya hack!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:58:34 2019 No.12889004 >>12888295 Write about it in your diary. I'll be over at 6 to rain democracy then ill stir last night haggis in your mom

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:27:15 2019 No.12889109 File: 13 KB, 500x500, 1466517064204.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12883318 Being foreign must be so weird. Seems like if you're not American, all you do is spend your time thinking about Americans. What a strange existence.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:54:41 2019 No.12889223 File: 29 KB, 492x388, 1521520379648.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw u faind out amerikanns rilly du zis

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