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Which halloween candy is most based?

>> No.12877324

>>12877307
Not that one

>> No.12877430

>>12877307
The ones that don't suck

>> No.12877448

All candy corn is shit. Also, it's barely September 5th, stop talking about pumpkin spice lattes and Halloween you FUCKING CUNTS at work

>> No.12877501
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>>12877307

>> No.12877504

>>12877307
King size candy bars from the rich houses

>> No.12877506

>>12877324
>>12877448
>>12877501
I'll kill you
>>12877307
ur ok

>> No.12877529
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>>12877506
Fuck you

>> No.12877534

>>12877307
The same candy that's the best year round, not any of the meme shit they sell during one month of the year.

>> No.12877539
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12877539

I like the nostalgic feel of the humble popcorn ball

>> No.12877542

>>12877307
desu always had a soft spot for those pumpkin things.

>> No.12877586
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12877586

I needs them, bros

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>> No.12877723

Flavored tootsie rolls, red twizzlers, and laffy taffy were always my favorite

>> No.12877746

>the most based
Snickers, of course.

>the best
Honestly those waxy pumpkin things are perfect

>> No.12877778

>>12877586
UHM HONESTLY SWEETY...

KILL YOURSELF

>> No.12877787
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>> No.12877797

>>12877787
THIS

thank you, nobody ever gives these delicious fuckers the respect they deserve. that moment when the last bit of the shell gives way is kino

>> No.12877815

>>12877307
I hand out pennies, and propaganda pamphlets.

>> No.12877900

>>12877539
Only the strong kids remember those.
Because everyone else could not handle the poison.

>> No.12877903

Names and addresses of neighbors with Trump posters.
And some eggs and shit just kinda sitting next to the door.

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>>12877797

>> No.12877921

>>12877307
this stuff FUCKIN SUCKS

>> No.12877926

>>12877787
no one ever talked bad about these

>> No.12877934
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12877934

They're not stand out in terms of taste but Palmer Halloween candy is a must have for me because I've had it every Halloween since I was a kid. I fucking love Halloween. Goddamn.

>> No.12877985

>>12877903
haha yeah man POLITICS on the food board haah I get it

>> No.12878265

>>12877501
I had two king sized ones couple days ago.

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>>12877934
damn son you gave me a nostalgia blast, halloween really is the best.

>> No.12878591

>>12877787
I have a 5 pound bag of these.

And I will literally fight you IRL for the right to eat them.

>> No.12878607

>>12877934
That shit is fucking bad.

>> No.12878611
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12878611

bruhs

>> No.12878663

>>12877448
>all candy corn is shit
Brach's candy corn mixed with dry roasted peanuts is a pretty good combo.

>> No.12878667

Apples

>> No.12878670

>>12878667
Houses that give out apples have a broken window 30 seconds later.

>> No.12878683

>>12877448
have sex tranny

>> No.12878730
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>> No.12878732

Tooth brush, penny, Jack Chick tracks, the list goes on

>> No.12878945

>>12878265
I gave your mother a king sized one a few days ago

>> No.12878970

>>12877903
You'd probably end up washing egg stains from your rental if you did that.

>> No.12879038

>>12877307
We don't celebrate halloween, satan's holiday, in christian sharia law red states. If we did, it would be mini snickers and almond joys.

>> No.12879164

>>12878663
It tastes just like Payday. It’s great.

>> No.12879203

>>12877501
Reese's pumpkins, trees, and eggs are so much better than cups. There's way more peanut butter to chocolate.

>> No.12879283
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12879283

Clearly.

>> No.12879402

>>12879283
I am absolutely convinced that these aren't sold anywhere and no one actually hands them out. They just spontaneously generate in Halloween bags.

>> No.12879516

>>12879402
I wonder the same about american Smarties.

>> No.12879529

>>12879516
Smarties are everywhere this year they must be pushing them

>> No.12879836

bite size snickers with razor blade inside

>> No.12880012

>>12879203
Enjoy your soulless ovals. The ridges on the peanut butter cup give it soul

>> No.12880226

>>12877787
I don't think I've ever seen a single person that dislikes these.

>> No.12880234
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>>12879283
>>12879402
>why yes I am a 63 year old retired grandma

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>>12877307

>> No.12880275
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12880275

I didn't like them as a kid, but I started to appreciate them later on.

>> No.12880301

>>12879283
So you are the one who ruins Halloween.

>> No.12880311

>>12877448
Ok, what’s your favorite 9/11 candy? I like Twix.

>> No.12880546

>>12877448
pumpkin spice is fine why the fuck do you faggots sperg out about it so much

>> No.12880584

>>12880234
heh

>> No.12881156

>>12880546
>t. basic bitch
Filtered

>> No.12881172

>>12880311
>fun size kit kat
>almond joy
>mounds
>2 single pocky
>reeses

>> No.12881181

>>12877934
Palmer is absolutely terrible, all of their "chocolate" is actually just flavored wax candy and the package says "chocolate flavored candy" in small letters because they aren't allowed to call it chocolate

>> No.12881201
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12881201

I once had a really rich neighbor who gave these away (a 3-piece version) as every Halloween. Every year they were very fucking popular.

These things are heaven

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>> No.12881771

>>12878611
I like to suck out the middle and throw the toffee part away. I know it's wasteful, but it doesn't prevent me from buying a whole bag and eating it all in one sitting.

>> No.12881845

>>12877787
I fucking love those and want them now.

>> No.12881914
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12881914

>EW CANDY CORN IS GROSS!

>> No.12882066

>>12877586
based my ass. that's easter candy and you fucking know it.

>> No.12882320

>>12877448
no

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>>12878611

>> No.12882334

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLNplefdGKo

>> No.12882480

>>12881201
Got something similar on a whim a few years back. Had no idea salted caramel was so fucking delicious. Ripped out a filling. Totally worth it.

>> No.12882511

>>12877307
>be last halloween
>use to be lots of kids, but the past 5 years only a couple would show up
>didn't bother to get a lot of candy again
>ding-dong!
>"trick or treat!"
>give the kids almost half the candy expecting no more
>parents look at me like i'm insane
>"have a good one!"
>few minutes later
>ding-dong!
>oh shit, already?
>"trick or treat!"
>give the kids big handfuls
>parents looked happy
>go back to drinking my beer and watching Scary Godmother
>long time passes
>DING-FUCKING-DONG!
>what the actual fuck? sounds like a crowd out there
>open the door
>literal dinosaur costumes, cowboys, robots, fairies, and tons of fucking shit everywhere outside on the streets
>group of like 7 more people are walking up my driveway
>realize how literally fucked I am
>start grabbing everything from the kitchen
>ended up giving out year old candy,
>hostess fruit pies,
>old stale cupcakes, and all my new cupcakes, >fruit rolls ups
>a bag of chocolate chips
>old, probably expired, granola bars
>ice cream snickers bars...
>the parents all looked at me like I was out of my mind
>one parent made their kids give me back some old expired poptarts

I'll bet anything all the parents are going to avoid my house next year.

>> No.12882531

>>12882511
word got around after the first kids. I did this one year because i wasn't expecting anyone so I gave away like 10-15 fun size bars to each kid and before I knew it I was inundated. Halloween is my favorite holiday so I said fuck it and sent my gf to the store with $150 to get more. I'm sure I'll be missed this year since I'm outta town. You might get a bunch this year since you did dump tons of candy to kids early on.

>> No.12882606

>>12880012
The thickness of the shell, relative to the pb, is also preferable. The holiday shapes have too much for me; totally drowns-out the chocolate flavor. And I don't even like chocolate that much.

>> No.12883079

>>12877934
>Palmer

Nigger, please. "We can't even legally call it chocolate!"

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>>12877307

>> No.12883113
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12883113

Reggie Bars.

>> No.12884968

>>12880246

heh.

>> No.12885112

>>12879283
I do like these. I hated them as a kid though.

>> No.12885113

>>12877539
I've never seen those around Halloween, I guess they're from back before boomers started claiming all the candy was full of razor blades and poison.

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>>12877307

>> No.12885181

>>12883113
I always love it when confection corporations do a big promotion and get some celebrity to make a "totally unique one-of-a-kind, created-by-[celebrity name]" ice cream or chocalate bar flavor. It's always the same fucking thing:
>Alright [celebrity], what really makes you tick? What is your dream flavor combination? You can have anything you can possibly think of, we'll find a way to do it! Any flavors at all!
>I dunno, chocolate?
>Wh- uh, that's... that's it? We... we already make chocolate.
>Oh. Chocolate and caramel?
>We... *sigh* We already do chocolate, chocolate and caramel, chocolate and peanuts, and chocolate, caramel, and peanuts. Those are literally our only flavors, there are at least five other local companies making chocolate and caramel bars and ice cream right now, I mean, isn't there anything you've wanted but just can't find anywhere? Anything that made you think "why haven't they made that yet?"
>Oh, peanuts! Chocolate, caramel, and peanuts.
I literally just-
>Oh, right! Uh, I guess uh... -double- chocolate, caramel, and peanuts?
>...
>New limited edition flavor from Ben and Jerry's: [Celebrity]'s DOUBLE chocolate, caramel, and peanuts BONANZA!!

>> No.12885195

>>12885113
yea there was an old lady in my town that made them every year then on the news one time (not my town, dont remember where it was) was a poisoned one and people pretty much switched to prepacked stuff.

>> No.12885298

>>12885181
Do you think the celebrity gets to design the flavor?
They have food scientists for that.

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>> No.12885334

>>12877653
*loses flavor after 1 second*

>> No.12885344

>>12879283
Aren't these the ones that come with razor blades embedded in them?

>> No.12885354

>>12885181
Thx for your contribution
tl;dr

>> No.12885365
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12885365

i have a massive soft spot for lemonheads. used to be m favorite candy and during the candy swap that my friends and i had after halloween at one of our houses id always try to gyp them out of as many lemonheads as i could

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>> No.12885397

>>12879283
FUCK YOU

>> No.12885454

How can I look like a child enough to go trick or treating, and also not look like a weirdo.

>> No.12885493

>>12880275
A quarter of my haul once consisted of this crap. Threw these out at once. One of the most surprising treats that I got was a can of Coke.

>> No.12885655
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>>12885382
Yep this is it

>> No.12885693
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>> No.12885694

>>12880226
I dislike these

>> No.12885728

I always seethe so much with jealousness when I see these threads, I just wanted to live in the US and have these comfy as fuck holidays

>> No.12885812

>>12885454
Overall size is just too much of a dead giveaway. There's no costume that can help you.
You need to purchase the services of a midget or a child, but if you're paying someone to collect it for you, then it's not really free candy, so that's kind of out, too.

WELL, maybe if you're skinny, you can rig up a costume where you crawl on your knees everywhere, with a cape or tail covering your legs/feet, and you can tuck your elbows into the torso part to make your arms look shorter. Mask is important, as is an adult accomplice, and trying to make your voice sound as high as possible. Oh holy fuck if you were my friend I would film the fuck out of this and it would be nearly impossible to keep my shit together while watching you to film you in the act.

>> No.12885814

>>12885728
They do all that stuff in cold weather like retards.

>> No.12885848
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>>12885693
>2" long #4 steel nail
Looks like some faggot pushed some shit into candy then took a picture for attention.

>> No.12885878

>>12885113
>before boomers started claiming all the candy was full of razor blades and poison
Also before Boomers started suing people for giving out candy with peanuts and their fragile shitty kid had an allergic reaction. Boomers ruined Halloween for their kids, like they ruined everything else. It is literally a shadow of its former self now.

>> No.12885895

>>12885693
These are always confirmed fake. It's retarded soccer moms trying to stir up fear. Ironically, it tends to be dumb Christian soccer moms failing to realize one of their own holidays

>> No.12885922

>>12880311
pop rocks
starburst
warheads

>> No.12885924

>>12885693
look at that, Abu, it's not everyday you see a faggot with two dirty nails

>> No.12885925
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>>12885922
>warheads
kekd

>> No.12885926

>>12877448
There is nothing wrong with candy corn.

>>12877787
Based. Sometimes, grandma candy is pretty good, and cheap.

>> No.12885935
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>>12877307
Pennies, nickles, and dimes.

>> No.12885943

>>12885935
>wanting worthless trash instead of delicious candy

>> No.12885949

>>12885943
It's Halloween, you get what you can. With enough coins you can buy your own stuff.

>> No.12885967

>>12882511
>I'll bet anything all the parents are going to avoid my house next year.
Problem solved itself.

>> No.12885972

>>12885878
That's an insult to shadows.

>> No.12885975

>>12879283
>>12879283

Nioce

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>>12885972

>> No.12885982

>>12885975
Do you have loicence for that noiceness?

>> No.12885986
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Anyone for Mr Bones?

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>>12885986
How about cryptkeeper shillary?

>> No.12886011

who else went bag grabbin' when you and all your bros turned 13?

>> No.12886030
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>>12877307
Pepes.

>> No.12886031
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>>12877307
Pot edibles. I pass them out each year at Trunk-or-Treat at the First Baptist Church.

>> No.12886069
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>>12886031
Coming soon to a Trunk-or-Treat near you.

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>>12886031
>>12886069

>> No.12887040

>>12882511
why did you answer your fucking door after you ran out you god damn idiot

>> No.12887047

>>12877539
>>12885113
>>12885195
>>12885878
>tfw the only not prepackaged thing I got from someone on Hallowe'en was a plastic bag of 4 apples, one of which had half a bite taken out of it
My mother goaded me into throwing them at that house on the way back home, fun times.

>> No.12887051

>>12877787
>all these positive replies
They're good but I was always disappointed by the sheer amount that made their way into the bags of assorted hard candies I used to buy.