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What do you boyos usually order from your local Jollibee™ ?

>> No.12877589

I tried Jolibee in Hawaii and I thought the chicken was breddy gud but the sides were shit.

>> No.12877593

>>12877589
Thank god I never take a poster on /ck/ seriously. Jesus Christ just die.

>> No.12877594

>>12877593
The sides were cafeteria-tier.

>> No.12877601

>>12877097
I've never been but I'm curious
Has anyone here been to one in nyc (either manhattan or queens preferably manhattan cause I'm an uptown fag) and what was the best thing u got

>> No.12877603
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>>12877594
Tastelet pls go

>> No.12877604

>>12877603
Nigger I said the chicken was great; what more do you want? When they start making better sides I'll change my opinion.

>> No.12877607 [DELETED] 
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12877607

ever since i got redpilled on the Palabok Fiesta a few months ago it's been my go to item

>> No.12877608

>>12877097
qt waitress to race mix with

>> No.12877612

>>12877608
>burning coal
gross

>> No.12877620

Filipino here, jollibee is garbage.

Chowking is the goat filipino chain

>> No.12877623 [DELETED] 

>>12877608
blacks and asians are fucking disgusting

>> No.12877630
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>>12877097
asian creampie

>> No.12877952
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>>12877607
based and 'BEEpilled

>> No.12877958
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12877958

>few years back
>start dating filipina girl
>every time I ask what she wants for dinner she says Jollibee
>this continues the entire 2 year relationship

I'm sure whatever dick she's ridiing now is eating Jollibee 4x a week at least.

>> No.12877971

>good chicken
>shitty burger
>incompetent and slow staff
Just go to fucking Chowking.

>> No.12878000
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>>12877952
If I see that smug ass bee one more time

>> No.12878008

>>12877958
Filipino girls are more trouble than they're worth. You're better off now anon.

>> No.12878010

>>12878000
Repeating digits. Whatcha know about? Prolly nothin

>> No.12878016

>>12878008
Thanks, man. At first she was an angel and no other girl compared but it didn't take long before I figured out she had more in common with the devil.

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>>12877608
umm did you want anything, sir?

>> No.12878023

Do you remember when Jollibee threads were everywhere on /ck/ ?

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>>12878023
it never went away and it's here to stay

>> No.12879076

>>12877097
>chicken
Could have sworn that they were burgers.

>> No.12879135
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>>12877097
I want a giant female worker Jollibee© to sting me in the ass with her modified ovipositor stinger. After she punctures the inner wall of my rectum, I'll watch her pull away, shrieking in pain and bleeding ketchup as her digestive tract, made of giant strands of Jolly Spaghetti™ and covered in hot dog meat sauce, separates from her body along with the stinger, which is pumping frosty purple yam ice cream into my sphincter. She beats her crispy breaded Chickenjoy™ wings furiously, showering the area with stale grease, as she tries to fly back to the hive, but her gaping ass wound where her stinger used to bee is too deep, and she flops down on the ground, hyperventilating and sweating gravy from every pore. I'll watch her gasp and spasm like the chunk of flan in a halo-halo as she bleeds out the last of her ketchup blood onto the parched ground and then fall down on top of her, her stinger still filling me with frosty fun, and start paradoxically undressing as hypothermia begins to kill me from the inside out.

>> No.12879193

>>12878020
Fat face

>> No.12879221

>>12879135
b&r

>> No.12879371

>>12877097
Don't have one locally, not lucky enough to live in one of the 6 states that have them. Sucks too since I want to try a peach mango pie

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>>12877630
do not let photoshop fool you buddy

>> No.12879440

>>12878020
Hot af! If chikfucka had that kind of worker instead of fatass wh*toid roasties I might eat there.

>> No.12879452

>>12877097
Two Bucket Treat C, four family pack Jolly Spaghetti, then I dump everything together and eat it with my hands while reclining against the curb in the parking lot.

>> No.12879489

>>12879440
Incels are the vegans of the sexual food chain. Neither of them can resist telling you where they are in the pecking order.

>> No.12879493
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>> No.12879499
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>> No.12879504
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>>12877097
>Buying spaghetti or a burger at a fucking chicken place

>> No.12879550

Currently dating a QT petite filipino nurse whos in shape and works out with me 4x a week.

How long until she 180's bros?

>> No.12879560

>>12877097
I like the dogmeat off the special menu ... it's the best with gravy or au gus when they have it

>> No.12879574

>>12877097
how is it any different from a KFC

>> No.12879586
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>>12879574
chicken is less greasy and more juicy

>> No.12880031

>>12879534
Don't knock it till you try it kiddo

>> No.12880240

>>12877097
Tm's aren't patented yet you should've used (R)

>> No.12880262

>>12877097
spicy chicken is the only thing worth getting on their menu. their spagetti is OK too though

>> No.12880297

>>12877097
Spaghetti seems like a random pairing for fried chicken. Is it popular in the Philippines to eat steak and oatmeal too?

>> No.12881321

>>12877097
Of course I get that sweet, saucy, flip style spaghetti and make sure I have TWO pieces of that crispy chicken to go with it. Oh, and a peach-mango pie for dessert

>> No.12881333

>>12879371
Bruh, it's the shit

>> No.12881345

>>12879534
Flip here. They're as popular for their burgers and spaghetti as they are for their chicken

Weird combination, I know. But in the Philippines, friend chicken with spaghetti (not the traditional sauce, but a sweet spicy sauce derived from banana ketchup) is a classic combination that is very popular especially at children's birthday parties

>> No.12881359

>>12880297
No, but salisbury steak with steamed white rice is

>> No.12882118

>>12879550
The women are clingy so I think you would have to fuck up royally for that to happen

>> No.12882122

nothing pisses me off more tha flip spaghetti. i'm surprised there are slices of fucking hotdog in there, jfc

>> No.12882131

>>12877097
6pc Jolly Crispy Chicken Bucket

>> No.12883520
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>>12877620
baste

i can live off Pork Chao Fan my whole life

>> No.12883576

I love their mini pizzas.

>> No.12883655

Chicken Joy for sure. but why are they calling it Jolly Chicken here?

>> No.12884808

>>12877097
Where the fuck is this menu from? Who the fuck would pay $15 for 6 pieces of shitty fried chicken or $6 for spaghetti that would disappoint a school lunch lady?

>> No.12884917

>>12884808
What's the matter? No jollibee in your city?

>> No.12884948

>>12884917
Luckily no. I spent enough time in the garbage dump that is the Philippines, I don't need them bringing their shit to Portland, although they probably will.

>> No.12885907

>>12884948
A fellow Portlander. I also cant wait to get out of this cesspool.

>> No.12885946

>>12877097
spaghetti fried chicked with some spicy gravy and 4 more wings

>> No.12885998
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>>12877097
>spaghetti
>cheese isn't melted
>using cheddar cheese on spaghetti

>> No.12886009
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>>12877097
The tuna pie is awesome
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=znzZ3cgRlng

>> No.12886012
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>>12877097
Take your pile of pagpag and hit the road.

>> No.12886014

>>12877097
I keep it simple with a Yum w/ Cheese!

>> No.12886017

>>12884948
>>12885907
Hello my breathren.

>> No.12886033

>>12886017
Let's all meet up and storm a local KFC to demand they re release the double down

>> No.12886040
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>>12877097
Fuck off, pagpag poster.

>> No.12886055

>>12877097
2 piece spicy Chickenjoy with extra rice and upgrade to pineapple juice.

>> No.12886162

>>12879135
I love this pasta

>> No.12886249

>>12877097

What the f*** are these prices take it from the Jollibee King everything's over about 15 to 20% I'm very unpleased by this and they will be corrected immediately. Unacceptable t incompetent.

>> No.12886388

>>12877097
>Us Buoys they said

>> No.12886395

>>12886040
Me on the left.

>> No.12887358

>>12877620
>chowking
>filipino
Now I know, but I guess that it doesn't matter since jolleybee owns them.

>> No.12887591

redpill me on Palabok Fiesta

>> No.12887699

>>12877097
BUCKET TREAT
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>> No.12887701

>>12886009
>tuna pie
yeah, your mum's lovely

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>>12879452
bruh

>> No.12887712

>>12877612
>not understanding that love is blind

>> No.12887714

jollibee is like if you asked a computer neural network to create a new fast food restaurant with the data of every other one

>> No.12887899

>>12877097
Looks like highway service station food

>> No.12888012

$27.49 for a bucket meal what the fuck