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Hi, I'm Cooky! I'm the cooking assistant designed to improve your cooking. How can I help?

>> No.12876901
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>>12876887
I wanna cook something so tasty that makes me "lose control".

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>>12876887
How do I quail merge?

>> No.12876929

>>12876887
I wanna get a gurl's panties wet. How do with food?

>> No.12876946
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How do I cook if I'm to intelligent? Cooking is incredibly boring. It seems like a nice hobby though

>> No.12876982

Thank you for your inquiries, sirs!

>>12876901
What kind of dish are you looking for? If you want dessert, I would recommend this creme brulee recipe.
https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/ginger-and-vanilla-bean-creme-brulee-100487
Make sure to temper the eggs as slow as possible!

>>12876915
I'm not sure what you're talking about. Please try again.

>>12876929
It appears that most women don't enjoy having food put in their underwear. Perhaps olive oil, with its viscous and nourishing properties, would be the best thing to try. Hope this helps!

>>12876946
If you want a challenge, try making this Beef Wellington. I'm sure it'll knock your socks off!

https://www.gordonramsay.com/gr/recipes/beef-wellington/

>> No.12877011

What food will cure my depression

>> No.12877013

>>12876887
i want to fuck clippy

>> No.12877016

kill jester

>> No.12877018

>>12876982
>I'm not sure what you're talking about. Please try again.
It's a joke about mail merges. Do you know what a mail merge is? Quail rhymes with mail.
Also the request is for some sort of quail dish.

>> No.12877042

switch skin "Links"

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>>12877011
A balanced diet including leafy greens and fresh fruit can help improve your mood. Cooking itself is a great hobby to get into to boost your spirits! Best of luck, friend!

>>12877013
Stop, you're making me blush!

>>12877018
Haha, now that's a good joke! You rhyme pretty well too!
Quail has a subtle flavor to it that pairs well with the tartness of pomegranate. Happy hunting!

>>12877016
>>12877042
I'm not sure what you're talking about. Please try again.

>> No.12877089

>>12877018
[Internal error 420: forgot to post recipe]

https://www.splendidtable.org/recipes/pomegranate-glazed-roasted-quail

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Towelie loves you people!

>> No.12877106

I'm looking for new dishes to give my family that don't like to try anything new at all. Any recommendations Cooky?

>> No.12877121

>>12877013
I want to unfold clippy and have a long intense sounding session that ends in the emergency room

>> No.12877135

>>12877083
switch skin "Links"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykGIcXKAXbI

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>>12877106
Thanks for the question! I would recommend making little tweaks to foods like mac n cheese or other foods they might be used to. Get them used to tolerating new flavors and shape up their tolerance from there until they are comfortable trying something entirely new.

>>12877135
Bitch FUCK links.

>> No.12877197

>>12877167
Excellent response Cooky (I'm the first Anon). One more general question: I've been working on cooking more Asiatic dishes, esp Thai. You wouldn't happen to have any personal recommendations would you?

>> No.12877198

>>12877121
Based sounder

>> No.12877199

>>12876887
I would straighten Cooky out and use him as a push rod for my meth pipe.

>> No.12877351

>>12876887
Cooky, how do I boil water?

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God the things I'd do to you Cooky

>> No.12877374

>>12877197
Vegetarian spring rolls at a brightness and crunch to any of the other heavy, meat and sauce-dominant vietnamese dishes. Learn to whip up a quick peanut sauce that can add a Thai flare to ramen, pizza and chicken wings!

>>12877351
Put some not hot water in a pot, then on some fire, until the temperature of the water reaches 100C. Voila!

>> No.12877564

>>12876901
I don't understand this meme you've been pushing.

>> No.12877575

>>12877564
Joey has a reputation for sharting on video ie. he loses control of his bowels while eating.

>> No.12877677

>>12877575
I know of one instance. There have been more?

>> No.12877687

>>12877677
He usually shouts something like "woo woo" to cover up the sound.

>> No.12877744

>>12877687
Truly a disgusting subhuman.