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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Have you ever impressed a girl with your cookery skills?

>> No.12876686

yes: my cheese cake recipe was smiled upon by my former ex fiance. yet, love does create a bias.

>> No.12876693

My girlfriend and I made home made pizzas together for our first date. Pizza, wine, netflix and chill. That was 2 years ago.

>> No.12876701

>>12876686
>ex fiance
>love
How many guys did she cheat on you with before you both decided you didn't love each other anymore?

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i read my exs diary and she had a chart of reasons to leave me or not and in the leave me column was 'i cheated on him and i don't regret it' and in the stay with me column was 'FOOD!!!'

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>>12876704
>i read my exs diary and she had a chart of reasons to leave me or not and in the leave me column was 'i cheated on him and i don't regret it' and in the stay with me column was 'FOOD!!!'
bro

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>>12876663
>ching chong me buy 200 dollar square watermelons and ramen and soy and live in 6x6 studio apartment and commute with my head down and watch anime
Do weebs really?

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>>12876704

>> No.12876717

>>12876701
it was more my debauchery that pushed her away.

>> No.12876733

>>12876663
my sister, yes.

>> No.12876740

>>12876733
Is she hot

>> No.12876744

>>12876663
No, but I have impressed a boy.

>> No.12876747

>>12876740
>>12876733
this

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>> No.12876756

>>12876704
lmao
Don't worry bro, if I ever read my ex-gf's diary it would probably say something similar

>> No.12876761

Some women were impressed, but we still are just friends.

>> No.12876782

>>12876717
Oh, so she didn't even tell you about the other guys? That sucks man. Now you can't even get closure.

>> No.12876809

>>12876693
desu making pizza together is top comfy

>> No.12876819

It's the only way in which I have

>> No.12877005

>>12876663
I don't know and I don't really care. The day I care about a woman's opinion on my cooking is the day I die.

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>>12876663
In college I impressed a lot of women because I could cook something other than scrambled eggs. Not sure how these creatures survive daily life. God I hate women

>> No.12877375

Taught a girl how to make eggs and hash browns the other day while her boyfriend was working in the garden and he kept coming in, he seemed uncomfortable. I found it hilarious. Fucking fat lazy sow I wouldn't look twice at.

>> No.12877406

>>12876704
So what did you do about it? Cry and jerk off or jerk off and cry?

>> No.12877408

I think my current and only gf was initially drawn to me by my cooking. My theory is that it wasn't the food specifically but rather the fact that I had a skill that I was working on and passionate about. The rest of the guys we know are basically some form of stoner dipshit

>> No.12877450

>>12876663
Many of my friends' wives are impressed with my pies and cakes.

>> No.12877454

>>12877450
I bet they love your pies, what's your cake recipe?

>> No.12877466

>>12876704
Would kill myself if my girlfriend did this

>> No.12877477

>>12877454
Basic "moist" (i.e. oil) chocolate cake with cocoa+milk+sugar frosting, it's not that the items themselves are uniquely delicious but that I'm a bachelor who bakes delicious deserts.

>> No.12877486

>>12877477
I'm sure the pie was pretty runny, how old was the cake?

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I had a gf that used to cook with me a lot. that was sort of our thing. She would always ask me to make deviled eggs as an appetizer. cooking with someone else is stressful until youre used to it.
then we would watch some Trailer Park boys while eating. i miss that, bros.

>> No.12877535

>>12876782
It's really not healthy to be so obsessed with cuckoldry, Anon. Just because it happened to you doesn't mean it happened to literally everyone.

>> No.12877546

>>12877535
*sigh*
You don't understand women anon. That's okay though don't worry, one day you'll learn their nature.

>> No.12877563

>>12877486
I get it now.

>> No.12877576

>>12876704
This never happened. Cool larp tho, many (you)s

>> No.12877640

ive had pizza sex with three or more girls

>> No.12877641

having coffee slurped off my dick was the best, tho
better than that was eating gummysavers out of my girls pussy which was a really dumb thing to do

>> No.12877654

>>12876663
yes.
I made cheese omelette once to her and she liked it a lot.
Got teased by the other girls about it a bit
but it was fine. Also, we weren't in a relationship or anything just roommates.

>> No.12877945

>>12877576
i wish it never happened

>> No.12877950

>>12876663
No.

>> No.12877951

If a girl is impressed with my modest cooking sills, I lose interest cause I know her cooking must be shit.

>> No.12877974

>>12877951
this
women are supposed to cook, literally the way nature evolved to intend it. if a woman cant cook how can anyone be sure if she can clean, care for herself, care for me, raise children, etc. Its a slippery slope

>> No.12878149

>>12876663
yes, all the time, but it still doesn't get me anywhere with them

>> No.12878228

Yeah i did, my gf likes my kitchen