/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12861574]

Things you can say about the food you eat but not about your girlfriend

[Anonymous No.12861579]

>>12861574
I love the smell of fish!

[Anonymous No.12861590]

>>12861574
This tastes like shit

[Anonymous No.12861597]

>>12861574
>... garlic? Really?

[Anonymous No.12861600]

This cheesy coating has such texture. And the crispy crumbles, I want to eat more!

[Anonymous No.12861601]

>I am glad that you exist

[Anonymous No.12861605]

I have food

[Anonymous No.12861614]

>>12861601
>>12861605

[Anonymous No.12861623]

Its hot.

[Anonymous No.12861637]

>>12861605
>>12861601

[Anonymous No.12861639]

>>12861574
Tastes great, less filling.

[Anonymous No.12861640]

>>12861574
I share it with the whole family.

[Anonymous No.12861641]

>>12861574
I eat food

[Anonymous No.12861643]

>>12861574
Steak doesnt get mad when i hit it with a tenderizer

[Anonymous No.12861682]

>>12861640
kek

[Anonymous No.12861688]

>>12861574
It has my cummies inside

[Anonymous No.12861691]

i could eat this for the rest of my life

[Anonymous No.12861692]

My Parmesan is aged over 12 years

[Anonymous No.12861693]

I post pictures with it on instagram

[Anonymous No.12861703]

it's low-fat

[Anonymous No.12861704]

i'm glad this won't give me aids

[Anonymous No.12861708]

>>12861601
>>12861623
>>12861703
>>12861704
keks

[Anonymous No.12861715]

My food doesn’t have a cock

[Anonymous No.12861725]

Nobody wants those eggs

[Anonymous No.12861732]

It was totally worth the time and money invested.

[Anonymous No.12861738]

>>12861574
my mum likes the way it smells

[Anonymous No.12861741]

>>12861640
https://youtu.be/k5znpQLH8vE

[Anonymous No.12861747]

throw it out I ruined it

[Anonymous No.12861752]

>>12861574
I love you

[Anonymous No.12861764]

Is nice to look at

[Anonymous No.12861770]

That's good going down

[Anonymous No.12861771]

Low fat

[Anonymous No.12861777]

Big enough to feed a whole family

[Anonymous No.12861778]

And what will this dish be paired with this evening?

[Anonymous No.12861780]

Tastes good, healthy and not too heavy

[Anonymous No.12861802]

Nice and juicy

[Anonymous No.12861810]

Rich and creamy

[Anonymous No.12861815]

Oh boy, I love roast beef!

[None !2Code3TV3M No.12861822]

cured

[Anonymous No.12861853]

>>12861574
>this is filling and not fatty at all

[Anonymous No.12861872]

>>12861574
This is food instead of being a cold hearted cunt bitch who fucked Jamal behind my back with no condom and then let me eat her stupid pussy that night without saying anything

[Anonymous No.12861882]

>>12861872
oh my sweet summer child... let's unpack this sweetie

[Anonymous No.12861891]

I prefer you because I made you myself.

[Anonymous No.12862008]

Breasts? I'm more of a thighs man myself.

[Anonymous No.12862026]

This is why I don't eat out

[Anonymous No.12862044]

Well, at least it's hot

[Anonymous No.12862187]

>>12861574
I love putting my special glaze on it.

[Anonymous No.12862267]

>>12861872
Might want to play that a little closer to the vest.

[Anonymous No.12862478]

This is way too dry

[Anonymous No.12862493]

>>12861574
The minimal number of human beings required to prepare this for me have touched it before it came into my possession

[Anonymous No.12862505]

Boy, this sure does not have a penis.

[Anonymous No.12862769]

>>12862026
>They got my order wrong!

[Anonymous No.12862783]

Youre the reason I live and I look forward to having you.

[Anonymous No.12862799]

>>12861692
>>tv

[Anonymous No.12862803]

>>12861574
I like cottage cheese.

[Anonymous No.12862805]

>>12861574
This meal is uninteresting and cold and I don't want to die with it by my side.

[Anonymous No.12862810]

>>12861640
winrar.

[Anonymous No.12862926]

It's good going down

[Anonymous No.12862961]

>>12861574
I like putting my dick in it

[Anonymous No.12862965]

>>12862961
I dip my balls in it.