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>> No.12861071

>>12859735
here we go again *unzip pants*

>> No.12861101

>>12859735
Is this where the turkroach steak guy stole his act from?

>> No.12861139

>>12859735
Who it is this?
Why was this made?

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>> No.12862348

>>12861148
E G G
G
G

>> No.12862477

>>12861554
>that dead arm

>> No.12862487

>>12861554
Lol his fucking arm

>> No.12862492

>>12861554
This nibba craves the ultimate culinary experience- eating enough fats until he has that final stroke that sends him into sweet, sweet oblivion

>> No.12862511

>>12861554
are these supposed to be mini quiches?

>> No.12862514

>>12862511
they kinda look like overcooked mini quiches, yeah

>> No.12862557

>>12859735
based breadpilled

>> No.12862566

>>12862511
it is an amazing keto egg muffin. basically baked whipped eggs plus omelette ingredients with an encasing cheese film.

>> No.12862577

>>12861554
He could do a great public service if he described how he felt as he stroked out. He won't last long now since he went keto, the most harmful diet possible for someone susceptible to stroke. Guess he just went suicidal since he became crippled, lol!

>> No.12862586

>>12862577
yep, he fell for the most retarded diet fad. he kinda deserved what's coming to him for being this stupid

>> No.12862619

>>12862577
he described having his first stroke in detail, but I don't recall if he did so for the second one

>> No.12864136

>>12862577
Dude is going to die from a massive stroke very soon.

>> No.12864213

>>12861148
how does one escape such a fate?

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>> No.12864346

>>12864234
>those fat hands
Gets me every time

>> No.12864352

>>12861150
>taps knife

>> No.12864581

>>12861554
When the fuck did Jack become paralyzed?

>> No.12864608

everyone raise their right hand if you love america

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>> No.12864860

>>12864234
>fat hands
>vegan cheese
>looks horrible
>a bunch of bullshit stacked together that cannot be eaten like a burger so its pointless
>also chips and fries lol we arent trying that hard, promise!

>> No.12864865

>>12864581
its been a while now. like 5 months? I feel bad for him.

>> No.12864883

>>12864837
>that fucking candy in a wrapper

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>>12859735
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>>12861148
EGG?!

>> No.12864949

>>12864934
lmfao

>> No.12865016

>>12864837
I have to say I am impressed with the preciseness of that initial circle

>> No.12865021

>>12864581
stroke number 2 was a while ago, he ought to have more function by now but I guarantee he's not putting in the work

>> No.12865026

>>12864234
I hate this so much. I'd try the jalepeno poppers part but christ

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>>12859735
MMMMMMMMMM KOBE BEEF

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>> No.12865633

>>12865614
>>12865555
Somehow I think Mark's reaction is genuine. Sure he exaggerate a little but it's clear he loves food. Look at that second clip there - he takes a bite and then wooooah.

>> No.12865668

>>12859747
Actually unappealing.

>> No.12865677

>>12859747
The fine dining craze of the 80s and 90s were a mistake.

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>>12862492
>nibba
Get the fuck out. Self-censoring is retarded. It's even more retarded if you're not actually censoring anything. It's even more retardeder when you're not actually trying to say anything offensive and yet you still censor yourself because ??? while you could express yourself freely, using the word without its associative negativity on this website that already doesn't necessarily care for the word's edge. Fucking say "nigga" if you want to say it, don't spew Twitch-tier "nibba" like a fucking child.

>> No.12865697

>>12865683
damn, this fabbot's angry

>> No.12865703

>>12865697

he's right though.

>> No.12865726

>>12861150
i fucking hate this, hand tattoos like some insecure brofaggot, ridiculous amount of different foods, puts the turkey in some kind of container with jalapenos or whatever and then takes them out since the fucking dumbass forgot he already put jalapenos on the dogtray. fuck this loser.

>> No.12865812

>>12864837
>Here's some sauce that compliments the desert
>Too bad it's in the fig district

>> No.12866020

>>12864608
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>> No.12866043

>>12861554
>That freakishly small wooden spoon

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>>12859747
This looks great but I bet it all tastes like chemicals.

>> No.12866103

>>12866062
i like the blueberry swastika, i dont think it tastes all that good but the message is based and blueberrypilled

>> No.12866110

>>12865555
>>12865614
is this guy a serial killer? wtf

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>>12866110
No.

>> No.12866130

>>12866110
that, or a pedophile or something equally vile. obviously something very off about him.

>> No.12866143

>>12865633
>I think Mark's reaction is genuine.
please please please kill yourself you fucking retard

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>>12866110
>>12866130
>having a meltdown because you've never seen a hapa
Never change, /ck/

>> No.12866231

>>12866151
>never seen
That faggot is promoted on youtube 24/7, I am pretty sure everyone who uses it saw him.

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This ones pretty good but probably a bit labour intensive. Might as well make a normal pizza in half the time it takes to make all these stuffed balls.

>> No.12866388

>>12866377
>a bit labour intensive
How so? It would take me a few minutes of "labour"

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for me, it's Cracker Barrel

>> No.12866519

>>12866388
my point is its a lot of work to make several dozen pizza balls that are likely to only last 5 seconds on the dinner table, which i personally would find a little underwhelming.

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>> No.12866786

>>12866110
Na just christian, they are really enthusiastic

>> No.12866996

>>12866476
Imagine doing all that and still not going over.

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>> No.12868045

>>12865697
yerp

>> No.12868050

>>12867694
why does he taps the knife?

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Venomize.

>> No.12868677

>>12866062
my ex gf loves watching bullshit like this and I literally don't know why. there was one she was watching where they dropped strawberries in bleach to make them white and I nearly killed myself facepalming so hard.

>> No.12868734

>>12861148
I fucking love this webm

>> No.12868889

>>12864865
It's been over a year I think. Around Father's Day last year

>> No.12868894

>>12865021
On one of his "chats with subs" he said he can move it but just doesn't in videos. Uh huh.

>> No.12868898

>>12866120
How much to have a rat gnaw that thing off his face?

>> No.12868904

>>12866377
>using pre made dough and filling it
>labour intensive

>> No.12868955

>>12868894
Being able to move it is very different from being able to use it. He probably has either no grip strength or fine motor control.

>> No.12868982

>>12866996
Stupid mark.
Darby is the most over of all 3. He's one of those guys who can slip his way too the top. The crowd there loved the little nigga almost as much as based jungle boy.

>> No.12869030

>>12865703
Nope

>> No.12869043

>>12868050
To shake off the meat germs

>> No.12869197

>>12866143
Grow up

>> No.12869257

>>12867694
m-moar??

>> No.12869449

>>12864837
I mean, if you're going there in the first place you're going there for the spectacle and not the food, so I don't really see a problem with this

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>>12868126
The joke and the timing reminds me of Gintama a little bit.

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>> No.12869736

>>12865703
>>12865683
lmao get the fuck out underage edgelord newfags

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>>12869613
Haven't seen that one in a while.
Chinese food autism is so pleasing to watch. I think I'll go watch some Bite of China again.

>> No.12869764

>>12865683
>nigga
That's still self censoring, you r-word.

>> No.12869769

>>12859747

How is this impressive? Its paint by numbers tier shit.

>> No.12869873

>>12866062
You guys should find another namer for whatever you mean by chemicals.
Everything is made of chemicals, you're made of chemicals, your gay super organic salad is full of chemicals, your brisket rubbed with 200 different natural spices are full of chemicals.
Narrow it down a bit, maybe it's preservatives, maybe it's just some other artificial flavor.

>> No.12869891

>>12868894
what a fraud

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>>12868894
I told that fat fuck from the start that he has to activate and implement the affected side all the time if he wants it to get better.
I knew of course that he was too lazy to do so. Jack's hemiparesis seems very mild compared to what I've seen in other patients, and they managed to build up a LOT of functionality again. It can take years, though. Definitely not something for a man who clearly feels that gratification should be instant.

>> No.12869909

>>12864234
vegans are fucking delusional

>> No.12870434

>>12869898
Is that a bakugon?

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>>12870434
I don't know what that is and when I image searched it I got some anime porn.

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>>12859735
>Be me
>Recently become apple cuck
>Realize I can’t view Webms
>See video thumbnails
>Mfw they’re literally the same fucking videos that have been posted for years

>> No.12870490

>>12859735
>ever having your feet on the kitchen counter
Shit tier kitchenkarateka

>> No.12870511

>>12864234
Seitan is alright in some recipes but doesn't work as a burger patty. It's just too chewy. They're really not helping their cause by releasing that kind of footage.

>> No.12870520

>>12870451
I sense a kindred spirit in this poor, fat man.

>> No.12870526

>>12870451
turn on safe search you turd

>> No.12870534

>>12866377
That's not pizza dough or labour intensive at all what the shit.

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>>12861148
Eggiweggs

>> No.12870693

>>12861554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKhpE-oNoGY

>> No.12870819

>>12862492
>nibba
NIGGER

>> No.12870867

>>12870464
PlayerXtreme can load webms from their web address. Not incredibly useful but works for watching porn from /gif/ in a pinch.

>> No.12870869

Please post horrible Tasty videos.

>> No.12870876

Does anyone have the webm with the faggot trying to eat pizza?

>> No.12870994

>>12866151
Is this fucker asian or mexican ???

>> No.12871023

>>12866062
>baked goods with fresh fruit
>fruit still looks fresh at the end
I'm calling shenanigans

>> No.12871033

>>12865016
>preciseness
precision?

>> No.12871034

>>12862577
>He won't last long now since he went keto, the most harmful diet possible for someone susceptible to stroke.

There is not a healthier diet on the planet than keto. Carbohydrates are poison.

>> No.12871325

>>12862577
>hating on keto
Fell for the meme, huh?

>> No.12871335

>>12864837
Why wouldn't they let the customer break the egg?

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>> No.12871569
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These pizza cones are really tasty and pretty easy to make. If you have a date, or children over the age of five, baking these could be a rewarding and fun experience.

>> No.12871621

>>12871569
that looks disgusting, and the ranch wasn't even made correctly

>> No.12871650

>>12859735
Nice
>>12871360
Reddit immigrant
>>12871569
Based

>> No.12871661

>>12861148
>filename
Lurk moar

>> No.12871708

>>12870994
yes

>> No.12872060

>>12871033
precisely

>> No.12872066

>>12871708
You sound mad, did someone hurt you?

>> No.12872085

>>12872066
It's a meme, ya dip.

>> No.12872094

>>12865726
>jalapenos

Fucking retard

>> No.12872102

>>12861554
Dang buddy, praying for you Jack

>> No.12872112

>>12866377
>they're talking our jobs

>> No.12872119

>>12868050
Aspergers

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>> No.12872211

>>12865614
Honestly, I prefer Sonny to Mark.

>> No.12872413
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cool webm about clams

>> No.12872528

>>12872413
can't stop watching this

>> No.12872634

>>12866110
he used to be normal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ulOCAAyp3U

>> No.12872694

>>12864234
those fat hands.

>> No.12872726

>>12861148
This is the greatest webm. It's art. The pure, soulless efficiency that this asshole makes that egg sandwich is incredible. Egg, seasoning, heat, eat this shit you shitface and you, why are you filming me. Glorious.

>> No.12872743

>>12872102
I wish all the fat ppl can leave the thread

Thank you

>> No.12872775

>>12866377
I made these and they're merely ok, salty as shit though.

>> No.12872782

>>12872775
Don't buy salth things

>> No.12872805

>>12872634
Why is his voice so much higher pitch now?

>> No.12872806

>>12861554
hahahahahahahahaha

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>>12870526
I wasn't complaining, though.

>> No.12873890

>>12873859
Jesus, how much fucking cheese and butter is that guy using?

>>12871569
Decent idea, but it would be better without sprinkling grated cheese all over the outside. I know whoever made that video wanted the "melted cheese when pulling apart" effect, but in practice it causes your hands to become a greasy mess with little added flavor.

Also, why not just serve it with extra marinara instead of ranch? It's fucking pizza rolls, after all. Nobody except white trash puts ranch on pizza.

>> No.12874036

>>12859735
I've got a strangely intense erection right now.

>> No.12874418

>Webm CK thread
>140 Replies 34 Images
Now this is the quality /ck/ content I come here for.

>> No.12874424

>>12861148
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>> No.12874436

>>12874418
Me too, but without the sarcasm.
Actual conversation is much better than just wordlessly posting the same webms over and over.

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>> No.12874467

>>12866539
made these before with a very similar recipie from food wishes, actually pretty good

>> No.12874473
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>>12872060
BAZINGA

>> No.12874481

>>12861148
The king has arrived

>> No.12874593

>>12869873
How about you quit being a pedantic fuck

>> No.12874630

>>12872144
bulking season is approaching

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>>12874418
>butthurt that there are more text-only replies than videos
>post text-only reply
Amazing content, really.

>> No.12874693

>>12870451
he died

>> No.12874834

>>12874683
Why are the fembots attacking the nip?

>> No.12874849

>>12864234
>Did you know vegan food can be like this?
Inedible mockery of real food? Yes, I did.

>> No.12874897

>>12874834
they said his noodles tasted like shit and sperging ensued

>> No.12874904

>>12874897
I thought his noodle we're pretty good

>> No.12874952

>>12873890
>Jesus, how much fucking cheese and butter is that guy using?
>Not recognizing Jon Favreau at this point

>> No.12875027

>>12870867
Thanks for the info fren

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>>12866685
If he can start a fire with qi to cook the rice why did he start the fire with a gas stove to cook the pork?

>> No.12875161

>>12874462
I think I missed it - when did he add the poo?

>> No.12875489

>>12875161
he already pre-seasoned his hands

>> No.12875569 [DELETED] 

>>12874424
well now you can avoid those pesky captchas, shills, bots...

>Pro Tools for 4chan

App info:
https://pastebin.com/raw/F7xTiJti

FAQ:
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>> No.12875587

>>12875141
He probably doesn't generate a high enough hand fire heat to cook meat that way.

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>> No.12875675

>>12861148
How does he get out of there at the end of the day?

>> No.12875742

>>12875675
The back door, now fuck off.

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>> No.12876276

>>12872413
I don't understand razor clams
>live in the sea
>pour some salt over it
>"oh no! salt! my only weakness."

>> No.12876349

>>12865683
Why are r/The_Donald kiddos like this faggot so touchy when someone chooses not to say something offensive on 4chan? Yeah, it's 4chan, we can say nigger and shit all we want. That doesn't mean we have to do it in every fucking post. Something you newfag /pol/dditors can't seem to understand, leading you to believe that any time somebody writes "nibba" or calls you out for your faggotry it means that they are a bleeding-heart leftist. Globally get the fuck off of 4chan and go back to plebbit.

>> No.12877043

>>12876349
Niggers commit half of all crime, and 80% of mass shootings (despite what the media says, FBI stats don't lie).

Life would be better without them. Am I wrong?

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>> No.12877413

>>12876276
The concentration is too high for them.

>> No.12877419

>>12877043
>>>Stormfront

>> No.12877434

>>12877335
>2000 greasy calories
>New 3000 calorie version has a layer of cheese fries, then topped with steak bits

>> No.12877471

>>12877434
problem, faggot?

>> No.12877624
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>> No.12877870

>>12876276
the salt irritates their membrane and makes them try and flush it out. they are used to the saltiness of the sea, but the salt you add in makes it too salty for them

>> No.12878252

>>12869873
I feel like a "chemical flavour," while technically not a phrase that makes sense, is still a useful phrase as anyone who hears it will pretty much instantly know what they are talking about. however, I will slap upside the head anyone who says shit like "chemicals are bad for you"

>> No.12878271

>>12876074
honestly this kind of thing seems like it can really only end in disaster. like sure, he looks proficient, but he has to do that shit all day, and he only needs to fuck up once.

>> No.12878319
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>>12874464
Oh look, it's the drink the guy in front of me orders when I just want a beer.

>> No.12878335

>>12877419
It doesn't work like that, newfag.

>> No.12878499

>>12878335
Eat shit, the point got across, and newfags wouldn't know what the arrows normally do.

>> No.12878503

>>12878319
If you go to a place like that and only order a beer you're an uncultured slob.

>> No.12878512

>>12878503
Ordering a beer, especially a shit one like a Bud, in a place like that shows that you're rich and important enough that you don't have to buy into bullshit drinks with fucking smoke in them to seem like a big deal.

>> No.12878524

>>12878512
No, it just shows you're a contrarian who should have just gone to a sports bar.

Seriously, that's the kind of bar you go to for the experience, not to get blitzed.

>> No.12878531

>>12878524
The fact that you think this is kind of bar that you "go to" tells me you've never been to one.
People are invited to events like this. They don't just show up in their finest Adidas tracksuit and pay 5 bucks to get in.

>> No.12878546

>>12878531
And yet you think you'd be ordering a bud light there.

And if you did a bit of research, you'd know the videos are done by a bar supply store in Tokyo.

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>>12859747

>> No.12878554

>>12861554
Man it's not funny anymore now that he's half dead

>> No.12878567
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>>12871569
No sir, no.

>> No.12878571

>>12861148
Many ask how he gets out. Have you ever asked, how does he get in?

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>> No.12878588
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>> No.12878656

>>12878588
>The hypocrites eat yeast

>> No.12878728

>>12878656
Nooch is deactivated yeast. It's eating their carcasses

>> No.12878735

>>12878728
Steak is deactivated cow.

>> No.12878743

>>12878656
shut

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>>12878735

>> No.12878816

>>12878735
kek

>> No.12878950
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12878950

since we dont have a stupid question general - what does ck recommend for steady and variable heat when gas just isnt an option?
im fucking tired of my induction top either pulsing at thermonuclear warfare temperatures or chilling out.
the default 20yo electric top is ok, but 3 temperatures just doesnt cut it, plus its slow af to heat up and cool down.

>> No.12879233

>>12878950
buy a hotplate

>> No.12879264

>>12878735
How will vegans ever cope

>> No.12879294

>>12877419
Knew you'd be afraid to answer. You can't even ENGAGE in that kind of talk. That's fucking r*ddit mentality at its best. Don't acknowledge, don't engage, plug your ears. Don't even debate. Run away. If you don't acknowledge and don't think, it doesn't exist. You're a tourist.

>> No.12879303

>>12879233
my mom has a ceramic hotplate, she says its also pulsing. does that mean the usual metal ones dont pulse, or that they pulse till the metal part comes up to temp? because latter would be shit.

>> No.12879308

>>12879294
Fuck off, you aren't saying that shit to start a reasonable discussion of the root causes, or about police racial discrimination, or about potential solutions, you just want everyone to nod along and agree with you that "niggurs r bad yo."

Also:
>Hurr debate me!

>> No.12879310

>>12879303
Standard metal hotplates (like your stove) work by using resistance to convert electricity into heat.

>> No.12879331

>>12866685
I just can't seem to find a english version that's not 480p.

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>>12879310
so i can assume the gradations on this things actually mean something?
thanks, but still leaves me wondering why the one my mom got ( https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91-7hSjrvlL.jpg ) pulses.
i thought it the same shit as your usual hot plate, only with ceramics instead of metal for cover of the heating element.

>> No.12879372

>>12869898
>that subtle in and out

Kek

>> No.12879383

>>12879337
Probably because it's an infrared hot plate, not resistive metal.

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>>12874849
I always love how vegans name their food after the animal product. they can't even come up with their own names for things, pathetic. Vegan CHEESE, vegan BUTTER, how unoriginal. Subconsciously their brain doesn't want to give up animals.

>> No.12879418

>>12874464
>all that and he lights the cigar with a lighter instead of wood matches

Fucking weak

>> No.12879482

>>12879418
Jet lighters are better than wood matches, and if you smoked cigars you'd know that.

>> No.12879491

>>12879482
that wasn't a jet lighter it was like a 99 cent gas station lighter

fag

>> No.12879530

>>12879491
>fag
How's middle school? They apparently let you keep your phones these days.

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>>12866685
holy shit based chink

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>> No.12879628

>>12876074
Jesus christ. That is terrifying.

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>>12879620
Wishe
a fishe

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>>12879665
thats a big cat

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>>12876074
are they dead inside

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>>12879697
>no gloves
>guard way higher than it should be
>Indian

Jesus christ

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>>12879722
I wish our king could see this

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>> No.12879772

>>12879687
Damn, this is tragically funny

>> No.12879812

>>12865555
THIS IS TOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH
nice quads
TOOOO
MUCH

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>> No.12879831

>>12879827
>>12879818
>>12879816
>>12879814
someone seems a bit....egg'd

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>> No.12879922

>>12879649
there a point to cooking with capers other than heating them? in my xp they just give off salt with zero taste.

>> No.12880126

>>12879833
how did he get out without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.12880247

>>12879665
hey kat... easy on the deenz

>> No.12880314

>>12879641
was this fat bitch trolling or does she really put that in an oven and then eat it?

>> No.12880524

>>12878588
So pizza flavored cashews?

>> No.12880620

>>12878656
Yeast is a fungus, so this is like eating mushrooms

>> No.12880622

>>12879482
wtf nigga no, all cigar snobs say you can taste the butane from jet lighters and use either tesla coils or matches

>> No.12880939

>>12876276
>"wow what a perfect amount of salt"
>pour more salt into your food
>"hey what the hell this thing is too salty"
get it now?

>> No.12880992

>>12877471
not at all lard ass ;>)

>> No.12881207

>>12880622
>I heard from my uncle's cousin...

>> No.12881220

>>12879649
>brown hands

>> No.12881368

>>12877419
they're retards and likely underage and don't understand why everyone isn't as edgy as possible all the time, they'll grow out of it most likely. They just like to feel like they're apart of some special secret club that knows what's REALLY going on, highschoolers eat that shit up

>> No.12881388

>>12861554
It's like if somehow being forced to go slow because he only has 1 hand made him better

>> No.12881428

>>12881368
More likely tourists are just annoying and try to moralfag too hard, like yourself. Leftists should hang, and that's just common sense, no stormfag boogyman about it.

>> No.12881446

>>12879649
>minority germs
No

>> No.12881473

>>12881428
>Tourists
Fuck off stormie. Youi said a word-for-word bit straight out of the script, and got pointed to where that shit belongs.

4chan is not your hugbox.

>> No.12881493

>>12879707
Also
>Wearing that giant metal watch next to the saw
This and >>12876074 make me want to crawl under my sheets,AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.12881519

>>12881473
and youre not morally superior

>> No.12881534

>>12881519
>hurr durr muruhl suhpuhreeuhr
Nobody gives a shit, this is /ck/, stay on topic, fuckwit.

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>>12878735

>> No.12882775

>>12878950
Get a portable butane/propane stove. They're cheap usually under $50 pretty popular with rv and car camping or tiny home crowds.

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>> No.12884349

>>12884329
Cool to do with your 9 year old child

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>> No.12884415

>>12884337
lol is that peak American cuisine?

>> No.12884423

>>12884337
OK, now they're just fucking with us.

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>>12884415
Not quite

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>> No.12884527

>>12884380
nice

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>>12878588
>"cashew mozzarella"
fucking vegans

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>>12884629
Cheese is obsolete

>> No.12884655

>>12861148
King Surly of Eggforte

>> No.12884664

>>12884641
So's your face.

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>>12884664

>> No.12884698

>>12884641
why do all these vegan add nutritional yeast and onion and garlic powder to EVERYTHING? that would taste nothing like cheese at

>> No.12884760

>>12884698
It literally does

>> No.12884861

>>12864234
Nobody is gonna mention the country’s largest law firm, PETA did this fatty boombalatty vegan video?

>> No.12884939

>>12884861
The fuck? How much meat do you have to consume to post such incoherency? Sad, really sad, ok?

>> No.12885001

>>12881473
Nope, not even close. Knowing something because you've had the discussion is not a script. Answer the original point.

>> No.12885007

>>12881534
Niggers commit half the crimes and 80% of mass shootings

>> No.12885099

>>12879707
Also he's not really cutting those chickens into any specific parts. It looks like he's mostly just cutting them into tiny bits for the camera really fast to make himself look cool.

>> No.12885498

>>12884760
Let me laugh harder.

>> No.12885531

>>12862577
This is really getting annnoying. Keto is not about eating nothing but meat, never has been.

>> No.12885587

>>12885001
>>12885007
>Debate me fags

>> No.12885790

>>12884544
>taco seasoning

>> No.12886132

>>12880622
Nigga...

>> No.12886153

>>12879482
1 that wasnt a jet lighter
2 its not jet lighters cigar smokers use. They can be soft or jet, so long as its butane.
3 the distinction between matches and butane lighters is largely preference and doesnt really affect the smoking experience, so long as you know how to light properly with the respective tool.

Faggot

>> No.12886512

>>12865683
Silence, Fabbot.

>> No.12886556

>>12886153
Another non-smoker detected. Butane jet lighters create a clean, blue flame that builds a solid ember quickly. I only use a soft flame lighter for my pipes, which would get scorched with a jet lighter.

>> No.12887300

>>12869898
neat

>> No.12887304

>>12877335
>cut 5 onions
>toss one in flower
>you now have bloomin onions

>> No.12887310

>>12884318
>those two almonds that dont want any of that bullshit

>> No.12887360

>>12884489
I might actually make this

>> No.12887396

>>12878588
Vegan shit aside, that's a miserable looking pizza. They didn't even try to make it appetizing

>> No.12887455

>>12861150
do ameicans like their food burnt on the outside?

>> No.12887803

>>12869499
Based Gintama, I love this anime

>> No.12887853

>>12879641
Funny how her brain is so addicted that it is literally trying to make the most caloric dense food possible; taste doesnt even matter anymore

>> No.12887958

>>12874418
At least post a webm yourself so people take you seriously.

>> No.12888059

>>12887455
It's smoked brisket and that's not really burnt, kinda hard to explain but it's like a soft crust because of the dry rub and barbeque sauce.

>> No.12888119

>>12865726
Why are you so miserable?

>> No.12889785

>>12864837
It's it supposed to look like the death star or do I just need to stop smoking.

>> No.12889939

Goodbye, thread.

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