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>> No.12861071

here we go again *unzip pants*

>> No.12861101

Is this where the turkroach steak guy stole his act from?

>> No.12861139

Who it is this?
Why was this made?

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>> No.12862477

>that dead arm

>> No.12862487

Lol his fucking arm

>> No.12862492

This nibba craves the ultimate culinary experience- eating enough fats until he has that final stroke that sends him into sweet, sweet oblivion

>> No.12862511

are these supposed to be mini quiches?

>> No.12862514

they kinda look like overcooked mini quiches, yeah

>> No.12862557

based breadpilled

>> No.12862566

it is an amazing keto egg muffin. basically baked whipped eggs plus omelette ingredients with an encasing cheese film.

>> No.12862577

He could do a great public service if he described how he felt as he stroked out. He won't last long now since he went keto, the most harmful diet possible for someone susceptible to stroke. Guess he just went suicidal since he became crippled, lol!

>> No.12862586

yep, he fell for the most retarded diet fad. he kinda deserved what's coming to him for being this stupid

>> No.12862619

he described having his first stroke in detail, but I don't recall if he did so for the second one

>> No.12864136

Dude is going to die from a massive stroke very soon.

>> No.12864213

how does one escape such a fate?

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>> No.12864346

>those fat hands
Gets me every time

>> No.12864352

>taps knife

>> No.12864581

When the fuck did Jack become paralyzed?

>> No.12864608

everyone raise their right hand if you love america

>> No.12864837
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>> No.12864860

>fat hands
>vegan cheese
>looks horrible
>a bunch of bullshit stacked together that cannot be eaten like a burger so its pointless
>also chips and fries lol we arent trying that hard, promise!

>> No.12864865

its been a while now. like 5 months? I feel bad for him.

>> No.12864883

>that fucking candy in a wrapper

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>> No.12865016

I have to say I am impressed with the preciseness of that initial circle

>> No.12865021

stroke number 2 was a while ago, he ought to have more function by now but I guarantee he's not putting in the work

>> No.12865026

I hate this so much. I'd try the jalepeno poppers part but christ

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>> No.12865633

Somehow I think Mark's reaction is genuine. Sure he exaggerate a little but it's clear he loves food. Look at that second clip there - he takes a bite and then wooooah.

>> No.12865668

Actually unappealing.

>> No.12865677

The fine dining craze of the 80s and 90s were a mistake.

>> No.12865683
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Get the fuck out. Self-censoring is retarded. It's even more retarded if you're not actually censoring anything. It's even more retardeder when you're not actually trying to say anything offensive and yet you still censor yourself because ??? while you could express yourself freely, using the word without its associative negativity on this website that already doesn't necessarily care for the word's edge. Fucking say "nigga" if you want to say it, don't spew Twitch-tier "nibba" like a fucking child.

>> No.12865697

damn, this fabbot's angry

>> No.12865703


he's right though.

>> No.12865726

i fucking hate this, hand tattoos like some insecure brofaggot, ridiculous amount of different foods, puts the turkey in some kind of container with jalapenos or whatever and then takes them out since the fucking dumbass forgot he already put jalapenos on the dogtray. fuck this loser.

>> No.12865812

>Here's some sauce that compliments the desert
>Too bad it's in the fig district

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>> No.12866043

>That freakishly small wooden spoon

>> No.12866062
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This looks great but I bet it all tastes like chemicals.

>> No.12866103

i like the blueberry swastika, i dont think it tastes all that good but the message is based and blueberrypilled

>> No.12866110

is this guy a serial killer? wtf

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>> No.12866130

that, or a pedophile or something equally vile. obviously something very off about him.

>> No.12866143

>I think Mark's reaction is genuine.
please please please kill yourself you fucking retard

>> No.12866151
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>having a meltdown because you've never seen a hapa
Never change, /ck/

>> No.12866231

>never seen
That faggot is promoted on youtube 24/7, I am pretty sure everyone who uses it saw him.

>> No.12866377
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This ones pretty good but probably a bit labour intensive. Might as well make a normal pizza in half the time it takes to make all these stuffed balls.

>> No.12866388

>a bit labour intensive
How so? It would take me a few minutes of "labour"

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for me, it's Cracker Barrel

>> No.12866519

my point is its a lot of work to make several dozen pizza balls that are likely to only last 5 seconds on the dinner table, which i personally would find a little underwhelming.

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>> No.12866786

Na just christian, they are really enthusiastic

>> No.12866996

Imagine doing all that and still not going over.

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>> No.12868050

why does he taps the knife?

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>> No.12868677

my ex gf loves watching bullshit like this and I literally don't know why. there was one she was watching where they dropped strawberries in bleach to make them white and I nearly killed myself facepalming so hard.

>> No.12868734

I fucking love this webm

>> No.12868889

It's been over a year I think. Around Father's Day last year

>> No.12868894

On one of his "chats with subs" he said he can move it but just doesn't in videos. Uh huh.

>> No.12868898

How much to have a rat gnaw that thing off his face?

>> No.12868904

>using pre made dough and filling it
>labour intensive

>> No.12868955

Being able to move it is very different from being able to use it. He probably has either no grip strength or fine motor control.

>> No.12868982

Stupid mark.
Darby is the most over of all 3. He's one of those guys who can slip his way too the top. The crowd there loved the little nigga almost as much as based jungle boy.

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>> No.12869043

To shake off the meat germs

>> No.12869197

Grow up

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>> No.12869449

I mean, if you're going there in the first place you're going there for the spectacle and not the food, so I don't really see a problem with this

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The joke and the timing reminds me of Gintama a little bit.

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>> No.12869736

lmao get the fuck out underage edgelord newfags

>> No.12869761
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Haven't seen that one in a while.
Chinese food autism is so pleasing to watch. I think I'll go watch some Bite of China again.

>> No.12869764

That's still self censoring, you r-word.

>> No.12869769


How is this impressive? Its paint by numbers tier shit.

>> No.12869873

You guys should find another namer for whatever you mean by chemicals.
Everything is made of chemicals, you're made of chemicals, your gay super organic salad is full of chemicals, your brisket rubbed with 200 different natural spices are full of chemicals.
Narrow it down a bit, maybe it's preservatives, maybe it's just some other artificial flavor.

>> No.12869891

what a fraud

>> No.12869898
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I told that fat fuck from the start that he has to activate and implement the affected side all the time if he wants it to get better.
I knew of course that he was too lazy to do so. Jack's hemiparesis seems very mild compared to what I've seen in other patients, and they managed to build up a LOT of functionality again. It can take years, though. Definitely not something for a man who clearly feels that gratification should be instant.

>> No.12869909

vegans are fucking delusional

>> No.12870434

Is that a bakugon?

>> No.12870451
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I don't know what that is and when I image searched it I got some anime porn.

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>Be me
>Recently become apple cuck
>Realize I can’t view Webms
>See video thumbnails
>Mfw they’re literally the same fucking videos that have been posted for years

>> No.12870490

>ever having your feet on the kitchen counter
Shit tier kitchenkarateka

>> No.12870511

Seitan is alright in some recipes but doesn't work as a burger patty. It's just too chewy. They're really not helping their cause by releasing that kind of footage.

>> No.12870520

I sense a kindred spirit in this poor, fat man.

>> No.12870526

turn on safe search you turd

>> No.12870534

That's not pizza dough or labour intensive at all what the shit.

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>> No.12870867

PlayerXtreme can load webms from their web address. Not incredibly useful but works for watching porn from /gif/ in a pinch.

>> No.12870869

Please post horrible Tasty videos.

>> No.12870876

Does anyone have the webm with the faggot trying to eat pizza?

>> No.12870994

Is this fucker asian or mexican ???

>> No.12871023

>baked goods with fresh fruit
>fruit still looks fresh at the end
I'm calling shenanigans

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>> No.12871034

>He won't last long now since he went keto, the most harmful diet possible for someone susceptible to stroke.

There is not a healthier diet on the planet than keto. Carbohydrates are poison.

>> No.12871325

>hating on keto
Fell for the meme, huh?

>> No.12871335

Why wouldn't they let the customer break the egg?

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>> No.12871569
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These pizza cones are really tasty and pretty easy to make. If you have a date, or children over the age of five, baking these could be a rewarding and fun experience.

>> No.12871621

that looks disgusting, and the ranch wasn't even made correctly

>> No.12871650

Reddit immigrant

>> No.12871661

Lurk moar

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>> No.12872066

You sound mad, did someone hurt you?

>> No.12872085

It's a meme, ya dip.

>> No.12872094


Fucking retard

>> No.12872102

Dang buddy, praying for you Jack

>> No.12872112

>they're talking our jobs

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>> No.12872211

Honestly, I prefer Sonny to Mark.

>> No.12872413
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cool webm about clams

>> No.12872528

can't stop watching this

>> No.12872634

he used to be normal

>> No.12872694

those fat hands.

>> No.12872726

This is the greatest webm. It's art. The pure, soulless efficiency that this asshole makes that egg sandwich is incredible. Egg, seasoning, heat, eat this shit you shitface and you, why are you filming me. Glorious.

>> No.12872743

I wish all the fat ppl can leave the thread

Thank you

>> No.12872775

I made these and they're merely ok, salty as shit though.

>> No.12872782

Don't buy salth things

>> No.12872805

Why is his voice so much higher pitch now?

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>> No.12873859
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I wasn't complaining, though.

>> No.12873890

Jesus, how much fucking cheese and butter is that guy using?

Decent idea, but it would be better without sprinkling grated cheese all over the outside. I know whoever made that video wanted the "melted cheese when pulling apart" effect, but in practice it causes your hands to become a greasy mess with little added flavor.

Also, why not just serve it with extra marinara instead of ranch? It's fucking pizza rolls, after all. Nobody except white trash puts ranch on pizza.

>> No.12874036

I've got a strangely intense erection right now.

>> No.12874418

>Webm CK thread
>140 Replies 34 Images
Now this is the quality /ck/ content I come here for.

>> No.12874424

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


>> No.12874436

Me too, but without the sarcasm.
Actual conversation is much better than just wordlessly posting the same webms over and over.

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>> No.12874467

made these before with a very similar recipie from food wishes, actually pretty good

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>> No.12874481

The king has arrived

>> No.12874593

How about you quit being a pedantic fuck

>> No.12874630

bulking season is approaching

>> No.12874683
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>butthurt that there are more text-only replies than videos
>post text-only reply
Amazing content, really.

>> No.12874693

he died

>> No.12874834

Why are the fembots attacking the nip?

>> No.12874849

>Did you know vegan food can be like this?
Inedible mockery of real food? Yes, I did.

>> No.12874897

they said his noodles tasted like shit and sperging ensued

>> No.12874904

I thought his noodle we're pretty good

>> No.12874952

>Jesus, how much fucking cheese and butter is that guy using?
>Not recognizing Jon Favreau at this point

>> No.12875027

Thanks for the info fren

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If he can start a fire with qi to cook the rice why did he start the fire with a gas stove to cook the pork?

>> No.12875161

I think I missed it - when did he add the poo?

>> No.12875489

he already pre-seasoned his hands

>> No.12875569 [DELETED] 

well now you can avoid those pesky captchas, shills, bots...

>Pro Tools for 4chan

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>> No.12875587

He probably doesn't generate a high enough hand fire heat to cook meat that way.

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>> No.12875675

How does he get out of there at the end of the day?

>> No.12875742

The back door, now fuck off.

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>> No.12876276

I don't understand razor clams
>live in the sea
>pour some salt over it
>"oh no! salt! my only weakness."

>> No.12876349

Why are r/The_Donald kiddos like this faggot so touchy when someone chooses not to say something offensive on 4chan? Yeah, it's 4chan, we can say nigger and shit all we want. That doesn't mean we have to do it in every fucking post. Something you newfag /pol/dditors can't seem to understand, leading you to believe that any time somebody writes "nibba" or calls you out for your faggotry it means that they are a bleeding-heart leftist. Globally get the fuck off of 4chan and go back to plebbit.

>> No.12877043

Niggers commit half of all crime, and 80% of mass shootings (despite what the media says, FBI stats don't lie).

Life would be better without them. Am I wrong?

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>> No.12877413

The concentration is too high for them.

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>> No.12877434

>2000 greasy calories
>New 3000 calorie version has a layer of cheese fries, then topped with steak bits

>> No.12877471

problem, faggot?

>> No.12877624
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>> No.12877870

the salt irritates their membrane and makes them try and flush it out. they are used to the saltiness of the sea, but the salt you add in makes it too salty for them

>> No.12878252

I feel like a "chemical flavour," while technically not a phrase that makes sense, is still a useful phrase as anyone who hears it will pretty much instantly know what they are talking about. however, I will slap upside the head anyone who says shit like "chemicals are bad for you"

>> No.12878271

honestly this kind of thing seems like it can really only end in disaster. like sure, he looks proficient, but he has to do that shit all day, and he only needs to fuck up once.

>> No.12878319
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Oh look, it's the drink the guy in front of me orders when I just want a beer.

>> No.12878335

It doesn't work like that, newfag.

>> No.12878499

Eat shit, the point got across, and newfags wouldn't know what the arrows normally do.

>> No.12878503

If you go to a place like that and only order a beer you're an uncultured slob.

>> No.12878512

Ordering a beer, especially a shit one like a Bud, in a place like that shows that you're rich and important enough that you don't have to buy into bullshit drinks with fucking smoke in them to seem like a big deal.

>> No.12878524

No, it just shows you're a contrarian who should have just gone to a sports bar.

Seriously, that's the kind of bar you go to for the experience, not to get blitzed.

>> No.12878531

The fact that you think this is kind of bar that you "go to" tells me you've never been to one.
People are invited to events like this. They don't just show up in their finest Adidas tracksuit and pay 5 bucks to get in.

>> No.12878546

And yet you think you'd be ordering a bud light there.

And if you did a bit of research, you'd know the videos are done by a bar supply store in Tokyo.

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>> No.12878554

Man it's not funny anymore now that he's half dead

>> No.12878567
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No sir, no.

>> No.12878571

Many ask how he gets out. Have you ever asked, how does he get in?

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>> No.12878656

>The hypocrites eat yeast

>> No.12878728

Nooch is deactivated yeast. It's eating their carcasses

>> No.12878735

Steak is deactivated cow.

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since we dont have a stupid question general - what does ck recommend for steady and variable heat when gas just isnt an option?
im fucking tired of my induction top either pulsing at thermonuclear warfare temperatures or chilling out.
the default 20yo electric top is ok, but 3 temperatures just doesnt cut it, plus its slow af to heat up and cool down.

>> No.12879233

buy a hotplate

>> No.12879264

How will vegans ever cope

>> No.12879294

Knew you'd be afraid to answer. You can't even ENGAGE in that kind of talk. That's fucking r*ddit mentality at its best. Don't acknowledge, don't engage, plug your ears. Don't even debate. Run away. If you don't acknowledge and don't think, it doesn't exist. You're a tourist.

>> No.12879303

my mom has a ceramic hotplate, she says its also pulsing. does that mean the usual metal ones dont pulse, or that they pulse till the metal part comes up to temp? because latter would be shit.

>> No.12879308

Fuck off, you aren't saying that shit to start a reasonable discussion of the root causes, or about police racial discrimination, or about potential solutions, you just want everyone to nod along and agree with you that "niggurs r bad yo."

>Hurr debate me!

>> No.12879310

Standard metal hotplates (like your stove) work by using resistance to convert electricity into heat.

>> No.12879331

I just can't seem to find a english version that's not 480p.

>> No.12879337
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so i can assume the gradations on this things actually mean something?
thanks, but still leaves me wondering why the one my mom got ( https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91-7hSjrvlL.jpg ) pulses.
i thought it the same shit as your usual hot plate, only with ceramics instead of metal for cover of the heating element.

>> No.12879372

>that subtle in and out


>> No.12879383

Probably because it's an infrared hot plate, not resistive metal.

>> No.12879407
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I always love how vegans name their food after the animal product. they can't even come up with their own names for things, pathetic. Vegan CHEESE, vegan BUTTER, how unoriginal. Subconsciously their brain doesn't want to give up animals.

>> No.12879418

>all that and he lights the cigar with a lighter instead of wood matches

Fucking weak

>> No.12879482

Jet lighters are better than wood matches, and if you smoked cigars you'd know that.

>> No.12879491

that wasn't a jet lighter it was like a 99 cent gas station lighter


>> No.12879530

How's middle school? They apparently let you keep your phones these days.

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holy shit based chink

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>> No.12879628

Jesus christ. That is terrifying.

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>> No.12879635
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a fishe

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thats a big cat

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are they dead inside

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>no gloves
>guard way higher than it should be

Jesus christ

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I wish our king could see this

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>> No.12879772

Damn, this is tragically funny

>> No.12879812

nice quads

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>> No.12879831

someone seems a bit....egg'd

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>> No.12879922

there a point to cooking with capers other than heating them? in my xp they just give off salt with zero taste.

>> No.12880126

how did he get out without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.12880247

hey kat... easy on the deenz

>> No.12880314

was this fat bitch trolling or does she really put that in an oven and then eat it?

>> No.12880524

So pizza flavored cashews?

>> No.12880620

Yeast is a fungus, so this is like eating mushrooms

>> No.12880622

wtf nigga no, all cigar snobs say you can taste the butane from jet lighters and use either tesla coils or matches

>> No.12880939

>"wow what a perfect amount of salt"
>pour more salt into your food
>"hey what the hell this thing is too salty"
get it now?

>> No.12880992

not at all lard ass ;>)

>> No.12881207

>I heard from my uncle's cousin...

>> No.12881220

>brown hands

>> No.12881368

they're retards and likely underage and don't understand why everyone isn't as edgy as possible all the time, they'll grow out of it most likely. They just like to feel like they're apart of some special secret club that knows what's REALLY going on, highschoolers eat that shit up

>> No.12881388

It's like if somehow being forced to go slow because he only has 1 hand made him better

>> No.12881428

More likely tourists are just annoying and try to moralfag too hard, like yourself. Leftists should hang, and that's just common sense, no stormfag boogyman about it.

>> No.12881446

>minority germs

>> No.12881473

Fuck off stormie. Youi said a word-for-word bit straight out of the script, and got pointed to where that shit belongs.

4chan is not your hugbox.

>> No.12881493

>Wearing that giant metal watch next to the saw
This and >>12876074 make me want to crawl under my sheets,AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.12881519

and youre not morally superior

>> No.12881534

>hurr durr muruhl suhpuhreeuhr
Nobody gives a shit, this is /ck/, stay on topic, fuckwit.

>> No.12882560
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>> No.12882775

Get a portable butane/propane stove. They're cheap usually under $50 pretty popular with rv and car camping or tiny home crowds.

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>> No.12884349

Cool to do with your 9 year old child

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>> No.12884415

lol is that peak American cuisine?

>> No.12884423

OK, now they're just fucking with us.

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Not quite

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>> No.12884544
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>"cashew mozzarella"
fucking vegans

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Cheese is obsolete

>> No.12884655

King Surly of Eggforte

>> No.12884664

So's your face.

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>> No.12884698

why do all these vegan add nutritional yeast and onion and garlic powder to EVERYTHING? that would taste nothing like cheese at

>> No.12884760

It literally does

>> No.12884861

Nobody is gonna mention the country’s largest law firm, PETA did this fatty boombalatty vegan video?

>> No.12884939

The fuck? How much meat do you have to consume to post such incoherency? Sad, really sad, ok?

>> No.12885001

Nope, not even close. Knowing something because you've had the discussion is not a script. Answer the original point.

>> No.12885007

Niggers commit half the crimes and 80% of mass shootings

>> No.12885099

Also he's not really cutting those chickens into any specific parts. It looks like he's mostly just cutting them into tiny bits for the camera really fast to make himself look cool.

>> No.12885498

Let me laugh harder.

>> No.12885531

This is really getting annnoying. Keto is not about eating nothing but meat, never has been.

>> No.12885587

>Debate me fags

>> No.12885790

>taco seasoning

>> No.12886132


>> No.12886153

1 that wasnt a jet lighter
2 its not jet lighters cigar smokers use. They can be soft or jet, so long as its butane.
3 the distinction between matches and butane lighters is largely preference and doesnt really affect the smoking experience, so long as you know how to light properly with the respective tool.


>> No.12886512

Silence, Fabbot.

>> No.12886556

Another non-smoker detected. Butane jet lighters create a clean, blue flame that builds a solid ember quickly. I only use a soft flame lighter for my pipes, which would get scorched with a jet lighter.

>> No.12887300


>> No.12887304

>cut 5 onions
>toss one in flower
>you now have bloomin onions

>> No.12887310

>those two almonds that dont want any of that bullshit

>> No.12887360

I might actually make this

>> No.12887396

Vegan shit aside, that's a miserable looking pizza. They didn't even try to make it appetizing

>> No.12887455

do ameicans like their food burnt on the outside?

>> No.12887803

Based Gintama, I love this anime

>> No.12887853

Funny how her brain is so addicted that it is literally trying to make the most caloric dense food possible; taste doesnt even matter anymore

>> No.12887958

At least post a webm yourself so people take you seriously.

>> No.12888059

It's smoked brisket and that's not really burnt, kinda hard to explain but it's like a soft crust because of the dry rub and barbeque sauce.

>> No.12888119

Why are you so miserable?

>> No.12889785

It's it supposed to look like the death star or do I just need to stop smoking.

>> No.12889939

Goodbye, thread.

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