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12856551 No.12856551[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

You can take one donut. First come first serve.

>> No.12856552

for me, it's the simple chocolate glaze

>> No.12856555

>>12856551
*served
Keep working on the English, Chang.

>> No.12856557

>>12856551
Top left.

>> No.12856561

>>12856551
I'll take a glazed tit please.

>> No.12856562
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12856562

>I'll take the gluten-free one, thanks!

>> No.12856563

I wanted one with a hole in the middle, no glaze, no jam. Maybe a little sugar and cinnamon on top.
I guess I just didn't beat you hard enough last time you got it wrong, did I?

>> No.12856575

>>12856555
based and checked

>> No.12856576
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>>12856563
whoa shit this guy's hardcore watch out

>> No.12856577

>>12856551
Looks like my first girlfriend's boobs.

>> No.12856582

>>12856551
chocolate with sprinkles

>> No.12856583
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>>12856551
No French crullers there so I'll take the boobies.

>> No.12856595

>>12856551
Top row, 3rd from the left, right under the titties. Custard filled. Yes.

>> No.12856623

>>12856551
the white one

>> No.12856625
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>>12856555
I'm an American you prissy little bitch.
Now kill yourself to spare me the trouble.
You absolute piece of fucking trash.
Take care on the open road you maggot motherfucker, the day may come when you'll get greased into the asphalt. The carrion birds will rend your mangled flesh till naught but bone lays bare to the burning sun. You are already dead.

>> No.12856628

>>12856583
baste

>> No.12856633

>>12856551
I do not eat unnecessary calories, but thanks for the offer. Please get that mole checked out if you haven't already.

>> No.12856634

>>12856625
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

>> No.12856639

>>12856555
But... "serve" is perfectly fine English in that sentence.
*scratches head*

>> No.12856670
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>>12856634
Hear me, and hear me well: I don't know what insignificant shithole you hail from, but I must lament the fact that it hasn't been carpetbombed enough to eradicate every trace of your verminous folk. You are a testament to the low character of your people, a blazing sign in this modern hellscape that advertises the absolutely deplorable nature of your backwoods no-name land. You aren't worthy of the bullets that would send you and your kind back to the abyss from whence you spawned. As for my political leanings, you are far from the mark. You have missed me by such a large margin, and it speaks volumes about how sorely you lack intuition of any sort. You will be forgotten at the moment of your passing. You have died.

>> No.12856677

>>12856639
I'm not that other autist who seems to actually be upset about this, but it really is "served" rather than "serve".

>> No.12856702

>>12856670
You sound mad, did someone hurt you?

>> No.12856757

>>12856551
The phrase is ‘first come first served’.

>> No.12856758

I'd rather have the girl. tnx

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>>12856702
You have no idea.
>>12856757
Got it, thanks.

>> No.12856773

>>12856551
i pick those two ripe ones near the top

>> No.12856779

>>12856670
faggot edgelord

>> No.12856782

>>12856773
haha those are boobies puberty is new to me too

>> No.12856793

>>12856768
Keep working on the English, Cheng.

>> No.12856873

>>12856551
>no strawberry frosted with sprinkles
I guess I can just eat her pussy

>> No.12856915

>>12856551
>none w/ pink frosting
i need this to trick my brain, even if it's just food coloring. pink frosted donuts are hyperreality's first entities tier

>> No.12857053

>“No thanks”
>walk away

Apart from tits there’s nothing I would eat from there that could cause me a heat attack

>> No.12857057

heh chebs

>> No.12857059

How do donuts taste like, /ceekay/?

>> No.12857237

>>12856551
Women that take these photos usually look like a foot

>> No.12857364

I'd eat her donut all day long

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>>12856782
What's wrong with publicly appreciating a nice pair? It keeps the thread active.
Personally, I'm a maple bar guy myself, but I'd take the white one on the top left corner.

>> No.12857442

>>12856551
strong erection

>> No.12857464

>>12856551
Chocolate and blackcurrant.

>> No.12857469

>>12856551
The one with the banana glaze

>> No.12857499

>>12856551
I don't understand how anybody can eat these with sprinkles.
You bite through the soft dough, through the chocolate and then *CRUNCH* meet with a layer of rock-hard sugar

>> No.12857548

>>12856551
>you guys don't have buttermilk ones?
>i'll pass

>> No.12857579

>>12856670
>being a faggot edgelord
>taking copypasta seriously

>> No.12857611

>>12856555
Literally zero problem with OPs sentence structure