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>"Hahahaha,you look like an onion!"

>> No.12857

>>12856
>"I'll have you know I got this hairstyle from Princess Ilana!"

>> No.12858

>>12856
>WELL YOU LOOK LIKE AN ACORN

>> No.12859

>>12856
Damn it it's too cute.

>> No.12860

Let's play doctor.

>> No.12861
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FORGOTTEN ABOUT HER ALREADY JACK?

>> No.12862

>>12861
>He will never return to the past and meet her again
IT'S NOT FAIR

>> No.12863

>LET GO OF MY ARMS!
>Quit stepping on my crotch!

>> No.12864

>>12862
>Some dumb onion haired bitch who wanted to kill the man will win Jack's ass
That jackass
Isn't she 18 and he's technically over 50?

>> No.12865

>>12862
it isnt

>> No.12866

>>12864
He's been in his 20's for 50 years because of Aku's magic.

>> No.12867

>>12866
like Aang?

>> No.12868

>>12867
Yep.

>> No.12869

>Genndy so butthurt his last show got iced that he just reused the female lead's character design.

>> No.12870

>Young Jack speaking

It's not a mark against him. I think it was a cultural thing. Japan's always been a high-context culture when it comes to conversation.

>> No.12871
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>> No.12872
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>>12871

>> No.12873
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>>12872
Scotsman better have a shitload of grandchildren

>> No.12874

>>12871
>>12872
>>12873

>Jack could have had this life
>Jack could have saved them
>It didn't have to end like this

IT'S NOT FAIR

>> No.12875

>>12856
They both look like onions

>> No.12876

>>12858
> I'm fucking royalty.

>> No.12877

>>12864
He's 75 or older.

>> No.12878

>>12877
He's about 3000-ish years old actually

>> No.12879

>>12876
>No, I'm fucking royalty. You're just royalty.

>> No.12880

>>12879
LEWD

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>>12856
>implying this isn't endgame when he gets back to the past

>> No.12882

>>12856
>Hahaha, remember that time you tried to bully me and I beat up you and all six of your sisters on my own? Hahaha!
What a strange episode, I guess violence was the answer.

>> No.12883

>>12881
>implying Aku won't have "taken her innocence"

>> No.12884

>>12871
>>12872
>>12873

>NOW THAT THE FOOLISH SAMURAI HAS ADOPTED MY CHILDREN, I NO LONGER NEED TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT.

>> No.12885
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>>12871
>>12872
>>12873
I want a cartoon about Single Dad Jack.

>> No.12886
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FUCK YOU FUCKING SAMURAI SCUM FUCK I FUCK YOUR MOTHER FUCKING KILL YOURSELF FUCKING SAMURAI I WILL KILL YOU DEAD FUCK YOU FUCK YOU SAMURAI

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>>12886
Was it autism?

>> No.12888

>>12871
>>12872
>>12873
>Raising someone else's children
Gotta get back, back to the tumblr....Samurai Cuck!

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>>12888

>> No.12890

>>12888
If raising a child out of the goodness of your heart makes you a cuck, then I don't think it counts as an insult anymore.

>> No.12891

>jack will never be happy
>even if he gets with Ashi ghost jack will cuck him
> "PATHETIC LITTLE CUNT!"

>> No.12892

>>12887
Might as well have been, lord knows she never got any proper socializing. Also she doesn't know how to handle failure.

>> No.12893

>>12891
Will he still bother him if he'll have someone to talk to.

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>>12888

>> No.12895

>>12888
>>12884
I actually can see this happening; Aku doesn't seem to know about the Daugthers and it's a perfect punchline to a joke if Jack was trying to convince her to turn on Aku and he's just like "I don't even know this kid"

>> No.12896

>>12874
Don't worry anon, now jack can have this life in our fanworks, which all look like shit and will make everyone who watches them want to kill themselves.

But yet, they'll still exist.

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>>12856
>>12861
>Jack is a playboy
>but can't trust any grill because she may secretly be aku in disguise

being Jack is suffering

>> No.12898

>>12887
No she was just ovulating and she need to get knock out

>> No.12899

>>12885
Would be a nice little romp for like 5-6 episodes, I would think.

>> No.12900

>>12856
LAYERS

>> No.12901

>>12897
>Jack
>playboy

He's autistic as fuck with women, they just float to him because he's good looking and literally perfect at everything

>> No.12902
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>>12886
this is why she's my favorite

>> No.12903

>>12890
A few years ago, the epithome of alphaness was to steal someone's wife and even end up having even their kids call you dad.

Nowadays, that make you the worst beta.

Go figure...

>> No.12904

>>12886
Can you imagine her dirty talk as she's climaxing?

>> No.12905

>>12904
I would try not to, because of regardless of that gap and hips, you don't stick your dick in crazy. Specially not murderous crazy. I got a scar on my back to remind me that.

>> No.12906
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>>12881
I think that the girl is the trainer with the red mask.
SCREENCAP THIS!

>> No.12907

>>12906
Wut? She lived 3000 years in the past.

>> No.12908

>>12907
Are you sure?

>> No.12909
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>>12908

>> No.12910

>>12887
>he doesn't recognise tsundere
Im not sure if I should feel bad for you, or recommend you leave before it's too late

>> No.12911

>>12910
>implying most tsundere girls don't fit in the spectrum

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>>12873
Scotman's wife is EXTRA THICC

>> No.12913

>>12901
They do? Every one there was was literal trap that wasn't really interested in him.

>> No.22777

>>12875
I think her head looks more like a garlic clove
but yeah jack's head could be an onion there

>> No.22781

>>12886
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.23355

>>12873
>>12872
>>12871
>>12874
>>12896
>>12885
>Jack finally gets to go back to the past in the final episode
>Stops by to save the girls before the big tumblr bitch starts wrecking them in their training
>Brings them back to his time and becomes their adoptive father
>Marries the girl he met in >>12861, who's already an adult

>> No.23408

>>12907
So did Jack

>> No.23627

>>12856
TFW im not a cartoon withh a daugther to raise

:(((


|WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.23815

>>12861
Jack is royalty. He can have as many mistresses as he wants.

>> No.23843

>>23627
Anon Chu Got Some Splainin T'do

>> No.23859

>>12901
>perfect

1-4, he was a badass hero still prone to great naivete and struggled heavily with using future customs and technology

5 shows he has adapted but he is is full fucking crazy, and we love him for it

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>>12856
So Genndy was a hack this whole time?

>> No.23982
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>>12856
>Ie Jack-kun, yame YAMEROOOO

>> No.24010

>>12881
>implying he'll get back to the past

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>>12884
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J4Cd7qYZvG

>> No.24304
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AU where everything's the same except Samurai Jack is a kid hero.

>> No.24339
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>>12856
why do tumblrinas always insist on making white characters other races?

>> No.24421

>>24304
Don't fuck the shota

>> No.24459

>>24010

>to play the shitty games that suck ass

>> No.24543

Real talk, Kid Jack could probably beat Kid Ashi's ass:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef8gS1-fzyw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m5QCGgt0Ig

>>24339
You joke, but:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrwFcae7StY

>> No.24597

>>24459
>the FOORISH SAM MOO RYE would raaaaather

>> No.24735

>>24597
A BEETLE DRONE

>> No.24814

>>24421
...April Fools!

>> No.24913
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>"Father..."

>> No.24987
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>>24913

>> No.25071

Samurai Kino time

>> No.25078
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>>12871
>>12872
>>12873
>this will never be a show

>> No.25509

>>12878
time travel technically doesn't count. as much as cryosleep or a healing factor or magic.

>> No.25867
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>>12903
i think the difference is how it happens.

say you steal away limp dick jerry's wife & be a better father than he ever could to the point where they call you dad is pretty alpha

but if your wife has an affair with big man tyrone behind your back & gets knocked up with his kids that you decide to raise rather than file for divorce or just straight up leave then that makes you a cuck.

>> No.25926

>>24208
10/10

>> No.25948

>>25867
Exactly stealing another man's woman and his children makes you alpha

Taking care of another man's kids after he knocks up your wife or taking care of a woman who has slept around is cuckoldry.

>> No.26045

>>12856
This thread is strangely relevant today

OP did you see the signs?

>> No.26252
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>>12879
>LET ME SHOW YOU JUST WHAT I THINK ABOUT YOU, SAMURAI!

>> No.26496

>>26252
That's autistically cute

>> No.26573

>>12904
>poor, vanilla, attentive lover Jack is gonna get with a girl who will want him to call her mean names and get rough

>> No.26603

>>12883
Aku probably tentacled raped Jack's mom in front of the emperor.

>> No.26648

>>12871
>>12872
>>12873
>Jack murders most of the girls.
>The only survivor becomes his love interest.

Man these comics are gonna be so awkward when this is done.

>> No.26679

>>24735
Autistically shriek in his ear!

>> No.26695

>>26648
Hence why I'm hoping for >>23355

>> No.26709

>>25867
What about having kids with some bitch and then killing her and raising the kids as a single dad?

>> No.26719

>>26679
HE'D RATHER FIGHT

>> No.26823

>>24913
Saved

>> No.26923

>>26496
>"...What does that mean?"

>"I-I DON'T KNOW! You're the outsider!"

>> No.26950

>>26719
A SCATTING ROBOT

>> No.26976

>>222222

>> No.26990

>>26976
whoops i meant
>>22222

>> No.27092

>>24304
Imagine how he would feel after he killed one of the sisters.

>> No.27118

>>27092
>GIRLS ARE ICKY

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>>12871
>>12872
>>12873
Why...

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>>24304

>> No.27586
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>>27092
Probably like this.

>>24304
Also would Ashi and her sisters still be the same age or would they be kids too?

>> No.27674

>>24208
I think Aku just lost his testicles.

>> No.27798

>>27674
... excuse me?

>> No.27869

>>27586
His smile and optimism: gone.

>> No.27882

>>27586
50 years have passed but Jack remains a Fucking Shota.

>> No.27926

>>12879
Top Lewd

>> No.28088

>>27882
We Wakfu now?

>> No.28275

>>27586
I think we should be more concerned about the people who actually flirted with him.

Especially Aku.

>> No.28348

>>28275
He'd be a dumb kid. He probably would just be blinded by the Belle being a pretty woman
Also no stranger danger in feudal japan...yknow unless they were a yokai or demon.

>> No.28454
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>>28275
>>28348
Just imagine though. Scotsman having it out for this preteen swordsman he could conceivably step over and then forming a rivalry/friendship with him.

>> No.28643
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>>28454
Would his insults hurt?

>> No.28701

>>28643
He'd be more immature about it than Jack.

>> No.28784

>>12901
>tfw the girls all think you're handsome and flirts with you
>tfw even your buddies say that they'd date you if they were girls
>tfw even one of the lecturer likes you
>tfw trying to hide your power level
>tfw keeps spilling spaghetti

I know that feel, Jack.

>> No.28836

>>12871
>>12872
>>12873
>fanart that is supposed to show a happy ending
>makes everything sadder

>> No.28888

>>28454
>>28643
>>28701
Fan comic of Scotsman insulting young Jack please?

>> No.28890

>>28784
>Girls flirt with you
>Friends
>young
Poor fucking baby

>> No.28915

>>12856
Fuck
I didn't know western shit could be moe

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>>28784
>your buddies say that they'd date you if they were girls

>> No.29022

>>12886
Some part of me wished she actually cursed like that. We're on Adult Swim, so who cares, right?

>> No.29118

>>12881
>Implying Genndy remembers that scene

>> No.29190

>>28888
If you were quints maybe.

>> No.29258

>>28888
>YOU KNEECAP STARIN'

>> No.29311

>>28981
As if you never heard that one before, it's a complement.

>> No.29372

>>29258
>ANKLE BITIN'
>ROUND HEADED
>BIG EYED

>> No.29433

>>12881
>>12861
YOU'VE FORGET YOUR PURPOSE!

>> No.29466

>>29372
RUGRAT
MAMA'S MILKIN'

>> No.29516

>>27586
How come jack's skin tone is so much more pale in Season 5
Would it conflict too much with ambient lighting/backgrounds?

>> No.29531

>>24304
desu, that sounds like a pretty cool AU

>> No.29856

>>29466
ANKLE BITIN'

>> No.29954

How many more hours until the Episode airs?

>> No.30074

>>29856
MILK DRINKIN'

>> No.30131

>>30074
STOOL TOTIN'
PEBBLE LEEFTIN'

>> No.30160
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>>12897
>implying women aren't naturally aku

>> No.30200

You wouldn't happen to have a link to the new episode, would you?

>> No.30226

>>30160
>>>/r9k/ is thatta way, my idiotic "red-pilled" friend.

>> No.30274

>>29022
Samurai Jack went for a TV-14 versus the TV-Y7 rating it had in the original 4 seasons.

Toonami shows anime that's rated the same so even though it's on adult swim it can still be 'appropriate' for a larger audience.

>> No.30363

>>28454
>he's probably going to die

I don't think I'll be able to take it, lads

>> No.30874

>>30131
Now how does kid jack react?

>> No.30937

>>30226
Don't get upset, its pretty true

>> No.30958

>>30363
Don't worry he has daughter.

>> No.31389

>>25867
>but if your wife has an affair with big man tyrone behind your back & gets knocked up with his kids that you decide to raise rather than file for divorce or just straight up leave then that makes you a cuck.
You see, I don't think most people care abuout that distinction.

You can marry a woman whose the former partner died 5 years ago, if he left her with a kid, you'll still be called a cuck.

We are close to the point that if the lady you are with ain't a virgin, you are a cuck too.

>> No.31504

>>31389
Cuck has lot all meaning just like autist.
It's all just screeching at this point.

>> No.31792

>>30874
He devises a revenge scheme

>> No.31805

>>23982
One day we will get an ending to Sym Bionic Titan

>> No.31901

>>24208
top kek

>> No.32393

>>12873
Okay now I really wanted to see Scotsman's wife trying to feed the kids haggis.

>> No.32415

>>24304
/co/ should really start working for CN or [as]. These ideas are breathtaking.

>> No.32464
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>mfw if Jack gets back to the past to beat Aku, Scotsman may have never been born

>> No.32570

>>31389
It's because by sheer primitive instinct men do NOT desire to foot the bill for bastards. They want their own blood/kin. Their own children to prosper and as such provide for what they know is THEIR offspring.

>> No.32587

>>32464
It's his family or his friends.

>> No.33122

>>30937
You're right. Well most of them, that's why you never let emotion overtake your intelligence. You only get fucked over because you let yourself get fucked over.

>> No.33267

>still no updated SJ intro
GENNDY LIED

PEOPLE DIED

>> No.33377

>>33267
What are you talking about? There's an updated intro.

>> No.33955

>>33377
Im talking about the song

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>>12887
No, just about an issue's worth of insults from Usagi Yojimbo.

Now I'm waiting for Jack to say "You leave me no choice." so whoever he's about to kill can say "None at all!"

>> No.35437

>>33122
I don't even want /pol/ to leave. I want /pol/ to kill themselves.

>> No.35557

>>35437
Might be time to go to the bathroom and replace your tampon. It's probably drenched in blood right now.