/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12853306]

Best /ck/ infographs

[Anonymous No.12853318]

ck.booru.net
That's where we put them all back when this was an actual cooking board

[Anonymous No.12853323]

>>12853318
*.org
Apologies

[Anonymous No.12853354]

>>12853323
thanks babe

[Anonymous No.12853464]

>>12853306
Sorry im a stupid American and we dont use the term kilocalories, "266 kcal" is the same as 266 calories, right? Theres no way that bar can be 266000 calories

[Anonymous No.12853538]

>>12853464
1 kcal = 1 Cal
1 Cal = 1000 cal
When we say calorie, we are really referring to a Calorie, or a kilocalorie

[Anonymous No.12854709]

>>12853318
>back when this was an actual cooking board
what is it now? a marketing platform?

[Anonymous No.12854732]

>>12854709
A food-themed general purpose 4channel "board"

[Anonymous No.12854776]

>>12854732
so.. a cooking board?

[Anonymous No.12854784]

>>12854776
this is a fucking cooking board

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[Anonymous No.12854845]

This one's a classic.

[Anonymous No.12854862]

>>12854784
*cutting board

[Anonymous No.12855404]

>>12853306
Actually made this with the gf. Had no flavour, it was like eating the void with a peanut butter after taste

[Anonymous No.12856108]

>>12854784
What are the holes in the board for? I can more or less understand the 3 holes on the side but what is the long line for?

[Anonymous No.12856113]

>>12854776
I'd say food-related board. Impossible whopper shilling isn't cooking.

[Anonymous No.12856132]

[Anonymous No.12856163]

This ramen infographic is also classic.

[Anonymous No.12856172]

Miso soup, I know this is sacrilige to some but half/half miso soup/chicken noodle soup is great for a hangover.

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[Anonymous No.12856186]

>>12856108
Maybe so it can be hanged on a hook or a couple nails? The other long gully is for liquid drainage.

[Anonymous No.12856194]

Oh wait...
I suppose some people eat these.

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[Anonymous No.12856216]

This shit is for freaks with learning disabilities. You faggots offend me. If this thread is not deleted in five minutes, I'm going to start spamming porn.

[Anonymous No.12856218]

Trig infographic

[Anonymous No.12856220]

>>12856216
Looking forward to some porn on /ck

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[Anonymous No.12856272]

>>12853306
it's not carnitas but it's still good. Use low sodium broth though

[Anonymous No.12856279]

>>12856172
got any ideas for using miso other than in miso soup? I always have a ton leftover

[Anonymous No.12856286]

>>12856279
I think it can put in tea but I've never tried that and that's a lot like soup anyway.

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[Anonymous No.12856294]

>>12856279
not him but stir it into melted butter to taste, and then cut bok choy in half, wash them (hard), and brush it on and grill them
they go really nice and nutty when they brown up a bit but don't overcook them to mush

[Anonymous No.12856299]

:^)

[Anonymous No.12856302]

>>12856294
I'd add garlic. Butter and garlic goes great with bok choy.

[Anonymous No.12856306]

>>12856299
Breans?
That reminded me of "bleen" from that TV show Married With Children.

[Anonymous No.12856308]

[Anonymous No.12856312]

>>12856302
baka someone doesn't understand japanese food
too much flavour gajin
if you must use garlic, bring a clove into the room while you're cooking and then discard it

[Anonymous No.12856314]

>>12856312
Bok Choy isn't Japanese, it's Chinese.

[Anonymous No.12856315]

>>12856314
no shit

[Anonymous No.12856317]

>>12856312
>>12856315
Then what's your point? If you bring garlic cloves into a room the only thing you'll scare away are vampires and a girlfriend if you're capable of that.

[Anonymous No.12856324]

Vampires and girlfriends are often the same.

[Anonymous No.12856329]

>>12856317
The only thing that scares my girlfriend is when I bust into the bedroom with a sheet cake and a raised eyebrow

[Anonymous No.12856335]

>>12856317
what an unfunny faggot you are
i gave you a tip and you had to retard flex on it with your garlic idea and hurf durf i cook boy choy already wow congratulations, and may your miso languish in your fridge for ever

[Anonymous No.12856337]

>>12856329

[Anonymous No.12856338]

>>12856335
eww, touched a nerve did I?

[Anonymous No.12856344]

>>12856338
yes

[Anonymous No.12856349]

>>12856344

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[Anonymous No.12856362]

>>12856308
Why the fuck would anyone do this when you could either

Have French toast
or
Have toast and eggs separately

[Anonymous No.12856365]

>>12856362
It's something moms like making for their kids, it's pretty good when it's done right. We call it egg-in-the-hole in NY.

[Anonymous No.12856368]

>>12856362
Children find it fun.

[Anonymous No.12856370]

>>12856362
When done together it really has a seperate texture and taste then when done separately. It's not something I'd make for myself anymore but if I had kids, sure why not, it's fun.

[Anonymous No.12856373]

>>12856308
Dumping more

[Anonymous No.12856376]

>>12856373

[Anonymous No.12856379]

/ck/ anon

[Anonymous No.12856380]

>>12856365
>>12856368
>>12856370
>kids
Is this a meme?

Do your kids really deserve to be punished with dry overcooked eggs caked to the inside of an all-crust piece of greasy toast?

It looks disgusting.

[Anonymous No.12856381]

>>12856365
Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard it called that.

[Anonymous No.12856382]

Just find this one interesting

[Anonymous No.12856385]

>>12856380
As I wrote, "If I had kids." That means that I don't have kids, what are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.12856391]

>>12856382
I find it annoying because it gets basic shit like Kuru and vitaminosis A all wrong.
And I am starting to suspect you or someone else here knows it pisses me off and that's why it gets posted so much.

[Anonymous No.12856392]

>>12856381
You Utica people are savages so count as much as crackheads and meth addicts.

[Anonymous No.12856398]

>>12856385
:)

[Anonymous No.12856420]

/out/ and /k/

[Anonymous No.12856426]

>>12856380
Children like it. They just do. Sorry that it triggers you to discover children are not like adults.

[Anonymous No.12856427]

>>12856376
I think we can retire that image now

[Anonymous No.12856431]

Kids like french toast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.12856434]

>>12856380
Kids like the novelty

[Anonymous No.12856440]

>>12856420

[Anonymous No.12856443]

>>12856380
It helps when they are kinda picky

[Anonymous No.12856465]

>>12856380
>dry overcooked eggs
My mom definitely made it with a runny oak.

[Anonymous No.12856478]

>>12856420
>Ramen
Why would you ever pack that shit instead of just dried pasta, rice, or beans?
I make spice and salt mixes and put them in a 35 mm. film canister and usually make a stew of some sort after I make camp.
Dried goods as stated, maybe a salami or some other cured meat that doesn't have to be kept cold and can be diced up. The spices. Any animal you manage to catch or shoot, we often bag a hare or pheasant but almost never catch any fish. Dehydrated veggies or fruits maybe. We like to do oatmeal with dried apples in the morning.
All oats are "instant oat meal" by the way. You don't have to pay extra for fancy packaging.

That entire image looks like it's made by a larger who never leaves the house. Fucking Splenda? If you're seriously /out/ you'll want some real sugar ffs. This guy just took at the goodies from mum's cupboard and put them in plastic bags.

[Anonymous No.12856564]

>>12856478
Sounds good, agree with the splenda wtf, you sound make an infografh

[Anonymous No.12856570]

>>12856564
I could, but I'm very lazy with computer stuff. I'd rather run a mile than edit a photo.

[Anonymous No.12856574]

>>12856570
Try out a program called irfanview, it makes editing photos super easy.

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[Anonymous No.12857272]

>>12856373
Stupid question.

When I take the steak outside the fridge and dry it with paper towel it will still be moist after 15 minutes as well as the plate under.

That info graphic says that I should rub sea salt all over the steak as soon as I take it out the fridge but I find that this makes the steak “sweat” even more: am I removing the salt when I pat it dry before cooking it?

Any tips?

[Anonymous No.12857277]

>>12856440
Eggs don’t fucking belong in a hamburger. Why would a sane person eat that messy dripping shit holding the sandwich by hand?

[Anonymous No.12857286]

>>12857272
don't pat it dry until it's at room temp, and put it on a cooling rack so air can get underneath. I guess salting it will pull more proteins to the surface, I'll try that next time

[Anonymous No.12857305]

>>12856391
this cake sounds pretty based.

[Anonymous No.12857320]

>>12857286
Yeah I will definitely try.

What about the salt issue? Even thought if I wait until the steak has reached room temperature wouldn’t I dry the moisture and the salt together?

[Anonymous No.12857346]

>>12854776
Are you pretending to be retarded Anon? Just look at the catalog and see for yourself how much of it is actual cooking instead of shilling a fast food chain or youtube channel or just a plain shitpost.

[Anonymous No.12857406]

>>12857320
that sentence could use some work. I have heard that salting it well before will help it create a kind of dry brine and it will retain more moisture during cooking. idk I never experimented

[Anonymous No.12857408]

>>12856564
Nasty stuff

[Anonymous No.12857409]

dump incoming

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[Anonymous No.12857445]

>>12857406
Sorry I’m phoneposting.
I will try salting before with marine salt and drying one time once the steak reaches room temperature, with pic related.

Thank you.

[Anonymous No.12857448]

>>12853306
Does anyone have the K-On butt infograph? I'm writing a report and I need it

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[Anonymous No.12857470]

>>12856218
>high on potenuse

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[Anonymous No.12857491]

One of the funniest infografh

[Anonymous No.12857498]

Fast, cheep and delicious

[Anonymous No.12857504]

Heh, fuck yeah bitches, this shit gets me laid 8)

[Anonymous No.12857505]

>>12857465
It takes an American to produce a 1200 calories dish of rice and chicken, literally something that should be healthy and light by its own nature.

The more I read this board the more I’m disgusted.

[Anonymous No.12857506]

this kills the slow connection people

[Anonymous No.12857507]

Ok not /ck/ but might be helpful

[Anonymous No.12857515]

>>12857507
>>>/lgbt/

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>>12856199
>pantysgawn
nice

[Anonymous No.12857527]

Any one tried this? Might be troll info?

[Anonymous No.12857532]

>>12856373
I had forgotten about this fag and you had to go and remind me.

[Anonymous No.12857551]

>>12857527
It’s true. Bananas are rich in magnesium and this helps you relaxing.

Boil 2 bananas in 1 liter of water where you previously boiled 2 sticks of cinnamon (or just add cinnamon powder to the infuse).

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[Anonymous No.12857570]

>>12857565
Where’s the cum in the ingredients list?

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[Anonymous No.12857597]

>>12857507
could taste the death

[Anonymous No.12857601]

>>12857560
no thanks I'd rather not go blind

[Anonymous No.12857608]

>>12856199
This made me realise just how many cheeses I eat on the regular and how jarlsberg is the only shit cheese that exists.

[Anonymous No.12857639]

>>12856379
>4 cups baking mix
do americans really do this?

[Anonymous No.12857645]

>>12857601
You won't go blind but that would be the worst tasting cider ever. Better to use champagne yeast and put an actual air lock on there instead of napkins. Definitely Reedit/9gag tier infograph.

[Anonymous No.12857646]

>>12857408
I have all of these symptoms but I don't use sweetener, any advice doc?

[Anonymous No.12857649]

>>12856163
>disclaimer: do not add actual asians to your ramen, they're too stringy

[Anonymous No.12857653]

>>12857608
((()))
Actually, I asked this in a troll thread that got deleted earlier today and didn't get an answer, but I am curious about it; do African peoples make cheese at all?

[Anonymous No.12857659]

>>12857597
very cool! thanks anon, didnt know opening photoshop and chrome can be used to deep fry

[Anonymous No.12857663]

>>12857653
>Do African people make..
Let me stop you right there

[Anonymous No.12857670]

>>12857663
Well, I know they never invented the wheel. But what about the cheesewheel?
Cattle is kind of a big deal to them but I don't think I ever heard about them making cheese from the milk. Maybe the climate doesn't allow it, I don't know.

[Anonymous No.12857679]

>>12853306
>>12855404

No sesame no dates!? No wonder it tasted like void

[Anonymous No.12857680]

>>12857670
They don't make cheese but they will suck the shit from a cow's asshole.

[Anonymous No.12857686]

>>12857679
this, also some cinnamon would do wonders

[Anonymous No.12857687]

>>12856373
>thermometer
>manly

no

[Anonymous No.12857691]

>>12856279
I dissolve it on water and soy sauce to marinate fish, add seasoning, of course.

[Anonymous No.12857697]

>>12857498
>cheep
>eep
>ee
fucking degenerate kys

[Anonymous No.12857773]

>>12856279
marinade for fish

[Anonymous No.12857815]

>>12857504
I know I didnt mind it some years ago, but it's really cringy now

[Anonymous No.12857823]

>>12857505
It's a whole chicken, what do you expect? Other than that there is almost no added fat.

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[Anonymous No.12857910]

>>12857277
So then break the yolk before flipping the egg, you whiny faggot.

[Anonymous No.12858043]

>>12857448

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>>12856272
I return to the booru at least twice a year just for this recipe. So fucking good

[Anonymous No.12858076]

>>12858048
I don't understand how you guys can watch that sport.
I've been to a few Superbowl nights and each time I was very grateful for all the beer and snacks, because the shit going on on the TV was fucking worthless.
I could see the sport being interesting if it flowed back and forth on the field the way you get with "soccer" or basketball or hockey etc. but they KEEP FUCKING STOPPING THE GAME.
There's so much standing around and repositioning and waiting and bullshit when they should be ramming into eachother and fighting for the ball.
It's so incredibly SLOW. It's such a strange way to construct a game that regularly causes fractures and concussions.

[Anonymous No.12858085]

>>12858076
I'm english, but I understand that this is the point. It's a social gathering as much as a sport; only weirdos and old men watch it alone.

[Anonymous No.12858088]

>>12858085
But that's not an excuse.
People can make a social gathering of real footie and that doesn't stop every ten seconds.
Even baseball is more dynamic.

[Anonymous No.12858095]

>>12858076
I think most of us Americans like football because we feel we're supposed to. It's an almost wholly American sport, a softened, dumb version of rugby packed to the gills with marketing. Baseball is similarly paced but in a relaxing way that allows you to sit back and just enjoy for a few hours. With football you have the same plodding pace but everything about it is screaming at you that it's intense nonstop action because in the two seconds of play, large east Africans are giving each other cte

[Anonymous No.12858100]

>>12856163
>mama
mama is by far the most disgusting instant ramen ive ever had. even the fucking walmart brand ramen is better

[Anonymous No.12858103]

>>12858076
Those breaks give you an opportunity to socialize with your mates. You go to a soccer game you're too busy starting fires in the stands and singing to chat

[Anonymous No.12858109]

>>12856381
Steamed hams in utica

[Anonymous No.12858118]

>>12857408
>side effects include dave sommers
oh no

[Anonymous No.12858133]

>>12858103
Well, pardon me, princess, but I feel that any kind of socialising with another man that does not involve fire makes you a poofter.
And after watching that "broke back" movie I'm not too confident about campfires either. Setting a football referee alight seems the safer option.

[Anonymous No.12858135]

>>12858076
Yup, if girls are around (bar, house party) its mostly a social or pick up party unroll the final movement of the game

[Anonymous No.12858200]

>>12858088
But without the break how can you go have a conversation or get a beer or take a wizz?

[Anonymous No.12858218]

>>12858135
That seems like a lot of effort for less than a litre of sugar

[Anonymous No.12858338]

Can someone deliver the Miso-Ramen infograph?

[Anonymous No.12858537]

>>12856194
good post
thank you anon

[Anonymous No.12858558]

>>12856199
>parmigiano reggiano
>parmesan

???

[Anonymous No.12858618]

>>12858076
With all the camera angles up guy's asses NFL matches could turn into some homo porn movies at any time. The only worse ones are bicycle races like that french crap.

[Anonymous No.12858643]

>>12858103
The thing about EPL games is it's 45 mins+stoppage per half and it's a done deal, that's why I like that so much.
There's some rumor I heard a couple years ago about our crappy soccer here in the states going to periods instead of halves so they can push more commercials in.

[Anonymous No.12858653]

>>12858133
There's nothing gay about friendship
but you'd have to have friends to know that so I understand why you don't get it

[Anonymous No.12858657]

>>12858043
Fucking nice!

[Anonymous No.12858661]

>>12858643
The EPL half times are pretty short also, like 15-20 minutes and no hollywood bullshit.

[Anonymous No.12858727]

>>12858076
>SLOW
>STOPPING THE GAME
Baseball is slow.
Think of American football as watching a bunch of smaller clips of action linked together by periods of time you know you can chat with your friends.
Sometimes you can get games where the offense is rushing asap to not give defense time to plan, and sometimes they're just trying to run the timer down. It's hit or miss though, if the game isn't close then I find it boring. The superbowl usually has fun commercials, so that's generally worth watching even if the game ends up being lackluster.

[Anonymous No.12858740]

>>12853464
Kilocalorie is the proper scientific unit. A real calorie is a very small unit of measurement, so it is rounded up to the nearest thousand for food energy.
1 """calorie""", AKA a food calorie, is equal to 1kcal.

[Anonymous No.12858886]

>>12856132
>frying in olive oil and butter
No.

[Anonymous No.12858919]

>>12856361
Fucking lol 10/10

[Anonymous No.12859167]

>>12856381
Oh, no it's an Albany expression.

[Anonymous No.12859244]

>>12853538
>1 Cal = 1000 cal
>1 = 1000

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[Anonymous No.12859429]

>>12859421
Will do this next year

[Anonymous No.12859451]

>>12856362
Because it makes for a better sandwich. and it's technical so it impresses people.

[Anonymous No.12859521]

>>12856564
>grilled cheese
>bread is fried
>will be full of fucking grease when you bite into it

This fucking board I swear

[Anonymous No.12859536]

>>12856279
Eggplant miso gratin

[Anonymous No.12859549]

>>12859521
Is this bait?
I have only been on /ck/ for 6 years or so but never have I seen something like this.

[Anonymous No.12859555]

>>12857409
>4 cups of flour
>packets of yeast
>pizza dough

da fuck? for pizza dough you want such little yeast in it, try like 1/8th of a teaspoon for 4 cups of flour.

[Anonymous No.12859564]

>>12856478
instant ramen is fried in oil, per gram its more calorifically dense than pasta
its actually not a bad thing to pack

[Anonymous No.12859613]

>>12856391
actually sounds really good

[Anonymous No.12859684]

>>12859564
Also, there's no risk at all medically when you just eat it uncooked. Makes for a great snack

[Anonymous No.12859706]

>>12859244
1 Cal != 1 cal
The capital C is often used as shorthand for "kcal" in the US, which is where this confusion came from in the first place

you fucking mongoloid

[Anonymous No.12859710]

>>12857646
drink more water

[Anonymous No.12859725]

>>12858218
have you ever had real maple syrup?

[Anonymous No.12859730]

>>12854709
a place where shitposters throw poo at each other

[Anonymous No.12859754]

>>12857597
The real question is, where did the smiley faces go?

[Anonymous No.12859759]

>>12854789
holy shit do not do this

[Anonymous No.12859760]

>>12859521
>grilled cheese
>complaining about fried bread
Awful post.

[Anonymous No.12859771]

>>12856478
>just dried pasta, rice, or beans
All three of those take significantly longer to cook than instant noodles. Those "MREs" have low value as long term storage meals but are fine for backpacking.

>All oats are "instant oat meal"
No they aren't. Instant oats are parcooked where all you have to do is add boiling water so that 90 seconds later you have an oat porridge.

[Anonymous No.12859780]

>>12859771
knorr or equivalent are actually good too btw. especially the rice which is freeze dried

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[Anonymous No.12859885]

>>12856218
soh
cah
toa

in a deep islander voice

[Anonymous No.12859891]

>>12859836
Protip: buy aloe vera leaves and slice off the base then slice a hole deep enough for your cock and microwave for about 30 seconds. Nature's gooey fleshlight and it's good for your skin.

[Anonymous No.12859940]

>>12856564
FUCK OFF

A GRILLED CHEESE HAS TWO INGREDIENTS- CHEESE AND BREAD

ANYTHING ELSE MAKES IT A MELT.

FUCK OFF YOU TRANNY FAGGOT NIGGER

[Anonymous No.12860142]

>>12859940
Dam... did not know douche bag Gordon Ramsay here? FUCK U

[Anonymous No.12860176]

>>12857645
If you use these it actually turns out way better than it deserves to

[Anonymous No.12860208]

>>12858558
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parmigiano-Reggiano#American_generic_parmesan_cheese

[Anonymous No.12860243]

>>12856420

"don't pay for a processed MRE"

>spam
>ramen
>snack crackers
>splenda
>instant mashed potatoes

there was a dude on k who posted a DIY MRE that was dehydrated veggies, TVP, bullion cube, and rice in a vacuum sealed bag

[Anonymous No.12860290]

>>12860243
Yeah if you get a food dehydrator you can make great stuff to take backpacking

[Anonymous No.12860344]

>>12860290

yeah i bought one for that reason and only have made apple chips once.

sad.

[Anonymous No.12860376]

Someone post the cringey stickfigure cooking chili, and swearing.

[Anonymous No.12860476]

>>12856373
Why not extra virgin olive oil?
The first press is the best press, why wait until everyone else has had their fun with the olives?

[Anonymous No.12860529]

>>12859759
nono do do this and have a nice glass of whiskey

[Anonymous No.12860538]

It's 4:20 somewhere

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[Anonymous No.12860580]

>>12856208
damn this looks easy

[Anonymous No.12860584]

>>12857504
>>12860376

[Anonymous No.12860648]

>>12857645
It also doesn't mention that you have to filter it to get rid of the dead yeast, or that 2 months is long enough for some of the ethanol to turn into vinegar. But I guess underagefags might be content to get "drunk as shit" off of "cider" that tastes like yeast and vinegar and gives you explosive diarrhea the morning after.

[Anonymous No.12860850]

>>12860538
based

[Anonymous No.12860873]

>>12860552
Wasn't there a much bigger version of different dried herbs and drugs etc. going around?
I haven't seen it posted in ages and I don't seem to have it saved.

[Anonymous No.12861271]

>>12858076
>>12858085
>>12858088
>>12858095

If you had ever played football at any level, you'd understand why it is fun to watch (the strategy involved and the effects of individual decision-making and performance on the team's result) and also why there are so many breaks (it's tiring as shit).

[Anonymous No.12861381]

>>12856349

here's the update version

[Anonymous No.12861425]

>>12859940
butter helps tremendously when grilling

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>>12857565
3 more /fit/s

[Anonymous No.12861591]

>>12861586

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>>12861586
>>12861591

[Anonymous No.12861655]

>>12860476
because it will burn in the high heat needed for a proper sear and taste bitter, extra virgin is not for frying/searing at high temperatures

[Anonymous No.12861673]

>>12861271
Darts and golf are fun to play. That doesn't mean it's entertaining to watch.

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>>12853306
I feel like those would be better if you chopped up the almonds

[Anonymous No.12861829]

>>12856194
I remember learning this shit for physics 102 back in college but forgot all that shit

[Anonymous No.12861839]

>>12856308
That honestly looks like such a meme

[Anonymous No.12861847]

>>12853306
>/ck/ infographs
>posts one from /fit/
fucking moron

[Anonymous No.12861850]

>>12856420
The ramen is just so stupid. It's nothing but empty calories and takes up the most space

[Anonymous No.12861851]

>>12854789
I did this and now I can hear colours. Would reccomend.

[Anonymous No.12861856]

>>12856279
mix with honey and marinate chicken

[Anonymous No.12861857]

>>12854789
God I miss jack3d

[Anonymous No.12861874]

>>12856163
I just tried this using the oriental packet, pretty good. Forgot to add the sesame seeds though

[Anonymous No.12861884]

>>12857213
tilapia is a garbage fish that lives in old human waste sewage ponds. Never eat tilapia from a farm.

[Anonymous No.12861890]

>>12857213
This is fucking terrible. From the premixed shit spices to the garbage fish to the tinfoil

[Anonymous No.12861898]

>>12859244
Wee woo wee woo

Retard alert

[Anonymous No.12861913]

>>12859891
The aloe vera plant I had as a kid wouldn't be big enough for the girth of my dick.

[Anonymous No.12861917]

>>12860344
make fucking banana chips mate. Best shit ever. Hated the dried oranges we made in school, but apples and banana chips are dope.

[Anonymous No.12861923]

>>12860476
Smoke point and also butter is better

[Anonymous No.12861927]

>>12856376
This is terrible and makes me angry

[Anonymous No.12861932]

>>12856379
Biscuits are fucking terrible. Baking powder leavened breads all suck

[Anonymous No.12861934]

>>12856440
There is 0% chance the egg would not be done before the meat

[Anonymous No.12861947]

>>12858886
Why? I've done it a few times before

[Anonymous No.12861950]

>>12861913
Go to the grocery store. They sell very large cuts.

To be honest though, you often dick through the sides and have to be careful not to.

[Anonymous No.12861961]

>>12856376
>throws out premixed McCormick spice mix
>mixes together McCormick spices

[Anonymous No.12862087]

>>12857408
that jewish russian doctor on youtube told me that all those artifical sweetners also affects the brain chemistry to want more sweet things

[Anonymous No.12862168]

>>12857408
>>12862087
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4faWVV0yoFo

[Anonymous No.12862169]

>>12856299
>>12856373
>>12856376
anyone got the email address of the faggot that made these? I wanna send him that webm of that tied up dog getting all his legs sawn off.

[Anonymous No.12862195]

>>12862169
[e-mail]

[Anonymous No.12862201]

>>12862168
https://youtu.be/JXDo-73uaAI?t=82

[Anonymous No.12862207]

>>12860344more
Stop being lazy and dehydrate some fruit. Mango, Banana, Papaya, Pineapple

[Anonymous No.12862264]

>>12856108
if you get bored and want to play mankala

[Anonymous No.12862344]

>>12856373
>manly man
>using anything but rapeseed oil
Lmao

[Anonymous No.12862356]

>>12861934
This
Just add an egg on top after the patty is done

[Anonymous No.12862374]

>>12857491
>how to commit suicide

[Anonymous No.12862382]

>>12859396
"Joe's special"

[Anonymous No.12862391]

>>12857601
You go blind from drinking industrial alcohol that's been specially treated with chemicals to make it unfit for human consumption
Its not that common of a practice and if you're making moonshine with industrial alcohol in current year you might be a moron anyway

[Anonymous No.12862397]

>>12857505


Are you retarded? 3 chicken thighs, 1/2 cup uncooked rice, 2 tablespoons olive oil = roughly 1200 calories. All clean. Pretty sure this is a bulking meal.

[Anonymous No.12862424]

>>12856361
The funny thing is this is the actual medical definition of the 7 types of human stool.

[Anonymous No.12862430]

>>12862424
That's the joke?

[Anonymous No.12862432]

>>12862424
Wow. You must be some kinda real medical doctor to have figured that out, mister.
EVERYBODY GOT THE JOKE, FAGGOT.

[Anonymous No.12862459]

>>12854709
for me, its the McChicken

[Anonymous No.12862485]

>>12857346
so it is a marketing platform

[Anonymous No.12862561]

>>12862424
well look here boys, we got a stool expert on our hands

[Anonymous No.12862626]

>>12857527
DONT DO THIS
MUSTARD GAS!

[Anonymous No.12862703]

>>12858076
you know whats slower? chess. football has the same level of strategy, the stopping is just necessary to manage all the moving parts
>>12858095
>softened rugby
retard. most rugby players couldnt handle some of the nfl hits

[Anonymous No.12862775]

>>12856302
>Butter and garlic goes great with bok choy.
Not to be a dick but that isn't saying much considering those ingredients go with literally everything

[Anonymous No.12862802]

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[Anonymous No.12863597]

[Anonymous No.12863608]

[Anonymous No.12863624]

>>12856108
Might make it easier to cut all the way through certain kinds of vegetables like onions. Just cut in the trough and it would be guaranteed to make it all the way through and not leave a little bit of skin holding the vegetables together.

[Anonymous No.12863634]

>>12857560
this works WAY better with wine yeast and it's super cheap. they sell the shit everywhere to. i've seen it at walmart.
also a balloon with a needle prick in it works decent as an air lock or you can just make one with basic shit where you run a hose out of the next, seal it up and put the hose in a bowl of water. you can ghetto rig this with any kind of tube and any kind of seal for the lid.

also you will NEVER get 14%abv out of bread yeast. maybe 4-8 and that 8 is on the SUPER high end.

[Anonymous No.12863638]

>>12857601
you are an idiot. you go blind from shitty chemicals or wood alcohol. not yeast produced alcohol.

[Anonymous No.12863648]

>>12860176
i've heard this before.

[Anonymous No.12863664]

>>12863597
>not removing the oil

[Anonymous No.12863805]

>>12863570

has anyone ever made skittles vodka and reported back alive?

[Anonymous No.12863813]

>>12863805
Not on 4chan, but people post them on Facebook a lot and seem to be alive afterward.

[Anonymous No.12863822]

>>12863634
I’m not the person you’re replying to but I’m amused I read this, as just today I was pricing wine making paraphernalia for my future Concord grape harvest
Don’t get me wrong a balloon with a hole in it sounds like a great idea, and would probably work beautifully, but an air lock is under $1.50 tax included for me so I’ll probably still splurge on the real thing

[Anonymous No.12863825]

>>12860873
kratom?

[Anonymous No.12863829]

>>12863813

i kind of want to do it and make a 'taste the rainbow' shot line up of all the flavors

[Anonymous No.12863879]

>>12863822
i would and i do have a bubble lock but i assume this is some ghetto shit wit things you can grab at walmart though. the balloon works fine. i've drank dozens of batches of muscadine *texas grape* wine made like that. . you can actually tell when the batch is done because the balloon will inflate when it's super active and deflate when it's done. when the balloon is standing up right but not like under pressure you know it's time to filter.

[Anonymous No.12863889]

Put plenty of iodine salt

[Anonymous No.12863902]

Meatloaf I

[Anonymous No.12863906]

>>12863902
Meatloaf II

[Anonymous No.12863924]

>>12863889
this isn't true. i am having to cook a specifically low iodine diet right now for someone going through thyroid cancer treatment.

there is a TON of iodine in anything dairy, egg yolks, potato peels, celery anything from the ocean including sea salt *they say doesn't contain because it has less but still there" and a bunch of other shit i'm cooking without.

try cooking with the diet i've been providing and you'll see just how many things have iodine.

[Anonymous No.12863934]

>>12863889
oh and most fast food fries and chips use non iodized salt. this is also incorrect. i know because fries are about the only fucking fast food i can buy this person because their bread can use iodine based preservatives. i check first every time but mcdonalds uses non iodized salt and i'm 99% sure so does lays chips. pretty sure i saw that on the low iodine diet page.

[Anonymous No.12863952]

>>12856163
The thought of chili maruchan becoming scarce scares the hell out out of me. I've been eating 2 or 3 a week for about 20 years.

[Anonymous No.12863969]

>>12863952
why is it becoming scarce? i see it all the time still. did they discontinue it or some shit? if so stock up now. the flavor packets don't go bad.

[Anonymous No.12863981]

>>12863889
don't be retarded. you aren't iodine deficient. if you eat a normal ass first world country diet you'll be fine. Shit if you eat a normal ass diet you don't actually need any of those 1 a day vitamins. just eat food and try not too over think it

[Anonymous No.12863982]

>>12861381
Laughed at this for a very long time.
>>12863969
I still see it constantly and that's an old infographic, but it says they're "getting hard to find". Must be a regional thing. I used to check some ramen blog and he reviewed chili and said he had to order it special because they didn't carry it in his state.

[Anonymous No.12864026]

>>12863608
grated carrots are a meme, they release lots of juice throughout the sauce, ruining the colour
just chop them into quarter sticks then dice very thinly, gives some crunch which is nice for texture as well
also the onion size is a joke, who wants massive strands of onion in a pasta sauce. paprika and cumin or pepper etc also works well

[Anonymous No.12864041]

[Anonymous No.12864048]

>>12856391
>>12857305
>>12859613
Some anon posted this about three years ago when I first saw it. I made it and can confirm it is quite decent

[Anonymous No.12864065]

>>12856108
Saw one of those shitty lifehack videos imply the hand holes/hook holes can be used to scrape your chopped fair more easily into a pan or bowl. Sometimes I wish the internet didn't happen.

[Anonymous No.12864070]

>>12863805
I made it a few times in college. Honestly only the orange and yellow we're good. Others tasted horrible and the purple turns red after a few days for some reason.

[Anonymous No.12864104]

>>12864041
>spooning in sugar
dropped
there is literally sugar in the onions, tomatoes, and even a bit in the red wine(very type dependent though)
if you need to add in extra to a proper slow cooked sauce, your palate is either a) ruined from HFCS, or b) shit

[Anonymous No.12864459]

>>12863597
>bacon
>heavy cream
Now that's what I call a damn good carbonara.

[Anonymous No.12864506]

>>12856237
Protip: Night Train was featured in the series finale of Sons of Anarchy, though the label was turned away

[Anonymous No.12864679]

>>12862703
>most rugby players couldnt handle some of the nfl hits
no body armor worn in rugby....

[Anonymous No.12864827]

>>12864679
They dont hit as hard in rugby. American football is mostly roided up fucking monsters where rugby is brits in striped shirts just moshing around

[Anonymous No.12864830]

>>12853306
i followed one of these infographs the day Skyward Sword came out and it was literally the worst culinary experience of my life. It was a hot dog wrapped with ground beef and bacon or some shit

[Anonymous No.12864950]

don thave an info graphic but I do have this

[Anonymous No.12864954]

>>12864950
Eww.

[Anonymous No.12864955]

>>12854709
How does he get out without breaking the eggs?

[Anonymous No.12865008]

>>12863638
it's a joke anon calm your autism

[Anonymous No.12865049]

>>12864679
rugby players are definitely hard. I don't think anyone will argue against that.

Football players hit harder, mostly because of the padding.

Interestingly, one of the solutions for the injury crises that currently exists in american football is to strip away the padding and force hits similar to rugby. The last time we saw a development like this led to the XFL which was a shitshow for more reasons beyond being bad football however, it did show that the crowd who thought they were motivated by this ground-shaking hits actually didn't like them. We can also see that by the gradual reduction in those type of hits in the NFL motivated by both rule changes and player desires.

So, what's next for american football? We'll I think we can look towards another league that was forced to respond to an injury crises of their own: the NHL. We have seen significant injury causing hits being severely punished and the overall reduction in the enforcer position. This has resulted in a faster game that has more targeting but less hits in general. This is a topic of hot debate in the hockey crowd of whether this development is a positive thing, but a reduction in significant hits is a positive. American football can learn from this. It may even change the game for the better. regardless of the impact, the game itself needs to change. It's coasting on the idea of existing as a ghetto-escape-route but that is not a sustainable solution.

It's an interesting time for the NFL and we may see more rugby influence. We may also see the continuation of the death of the sport, who knows.

I know I would never let my kids play american football in it's current form.

[Anonymous No.12865053]

>>12858338
This one?

[Anonymous No.12865060]

[Anonymous No.12865085]

>>12865060
fuggin 'ate raw eggs

[Anonymous No.12865087]

>>12861381
Brilliant. I'm gonna do it. Will report back later to let you know how it worked.

[Anonymous No.12865108]

>>12856427
No Milwaukee's Best? And I don't understand why PBR is considered hipster. My family has always drunk it.

[Anonymous No.12865120]

>>12856379
Those stick figures are so cringe.

[Anonymous No.12865146]

>>12865087
nice, let me know how it goes with the braphog. The one I got wasn't potent enough apparently, ended up just blacking out for a couple of hours and when I woke the hog was gone and so was my gromit mug and copy of herdy gerdy for ps2

[Anonymous No.12865191]

>>12864955
>no fun allowed

[Anonymous No.12865198]

>>12864679
An ellipsis poster doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about. Go figure.

[Anonymous No.12865232]

>>12861857
Do you really? Shit was addicting as fuck and coming off it was the most depressing gym related feeling I've had. I do not believe stressing your body to that level several times a week will let you off scot free.

[Anonymous No.12865322]

>>12862169
Lol Trump supporters mad.

[Anonymous No.12865362]

>>12854709
>what is it now?
a shadow of what it used to be

[Anonymous No.12865372]

>>12856434
this comic always makes me cry :(

[Anonymous No.12865408]

>>12865322
Not that anon but it's not even his politics. I came across his normal stuff first, and his redditish persona is so damn punchable.

[Anonymous No.12865516]

>>12859836
>insert about 4/3 only
how am i supposed to insert a stick 4/3 through the fleshlight without inserting it too far

[Anonymous No.12865523]

>>12860538
DUDE

[Anonymous No.12865539]

>>12858088
My father told me that back in yugoslavia cutting down a tree would become a social event. He asked his dad why they didn't just use a chain saw and they laughed because the point was to take fucking forever so you could get drunk, play chess, and avoid the wives.

Football on a Superbowl Night is just background noise akin to the two guys who were actually cutting the tree til they changed places with two other chess-playing alcoholics.

[Anonymous No.12865860]

>>12854845
Might unironically print this and put it on my fridge.

[Anonymous No.12865984]

>>12857586
This is great, also dandelion tea is great in general, especially I've you've just eaten something with a lot of fat in it.

[Anonymous No.12866006]

>>12860538
Oil based tinctures are also great, I just buy it premade since I live in MA, although sadly only one chain of dispenaries seems to be doing it now.

[Anonymous No.12866059]

>>12854709

W A L A

[Anonymous No.12866325]

>>12864950
Sure fire recipe for mud butt.

[Anonymous No.12866438]

Anyone got a link to the large /ck/ cookbook repository?

[Anonymous No.12866456]

>>12866438
https://ck.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list

[Anonymous No.12866460]

>>12866438
https://mega.nz/#F!VrgHmQTT!HEXDgmzBWRgSt-_M4hZhiA