webm thread happy edition

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Anonymous Wed Aug 28 10:00:32 2019 No.12844655 [Reply] [Original]

webm thread happy edition

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 10:02:04 2019 No.12844658 What is wrong with that guy? Also post egg pls. I havent seen that gif in weeks

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 10:10:56 2019 No.12844682 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, Unamused emperor of the ovum castle.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12844658 He has cerebral palsy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 10:11:40 2019 No.12844688 >>12844658 >What is wrong with that guy? To me it looks like he is working while listening to Don't stop believing. I do literally the same thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 10:12:54 2019 No.12844693 >>12844658 >What is wrong with that guy he's doing the pee pee dance he can't hold it much longer

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 10:16:34 2019 No.12844711 >>12844693 never saw it this way probably as close to the truth as we will ever get

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 10:17:36 2019 No.12844716 >>12844682 the king has arrived

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 10:21:09 2019 No.12844725 >>12844682 how did he build it

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 10:23:53 2019 No.12844731 File: 756 KB, 794x710, lasagna.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 10:24:15 2019 No.12844733 >>12844658 it's probably just a french person

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 10:26:00 2019 No.12844736 >>12844658 Cocaine

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 10:27:18 2019 No.12844743 >>12844731 cats are so fucking retarded i dont understand why anyone would keep one of these wretched creatures around

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 11:55:40 2019 No.12845120 File: 2.63 MB, 1280x720, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to taste food this good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 12:28:13 2019 No.12845213 >>12845120 I love Mark Wiens so much

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 12:29:15 2019 No.12845218 >>12844731 His food just got DICKERED

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 12:52:05 2019 No.12845290 >>12845120 He gives me pedophile vibes

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 13:45:32 2019 No.12845494 File: 17 KB, 800x600, 1545335059839.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12844682

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 13:50:32 2019 No.12845509 >>12844655 haha egg king xDD how does get out lmao? do you think he sleeps there???

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 13:52:32 2019 No.12845519 >>12845494 Is this loss?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 14:03:09 2019 No.12845564 >>12844743 Cats are great though. Some are assholes but most are sweet when they are used to you

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 14:07:41 2019 No.12845583 >>12845120 Please stop posting known pedophiles.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 14:11:36 2019 No.12845598 File: 480 KB, 771x677, wtf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12844731 anon wtf

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 14:15:21 2019 No.12845618 >>12844743 Well a dog wouldn't just step in it, it would eat it in two bites and then shit diarrhea all over the floor later.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 14:34:10 2019 No.12845694 File: 1.21 MB, 200x360, 1565211575548.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 14:49:10 2019 No.12845756 File: 216 KB, 660x720, drooling brat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12845694 I would like to try this

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 15:19:27 2019 No.12845884 >>12845218 BASTE

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 15:43:01 2019 No.12846009 >>12845618 >Dogs are so fucking based...

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 16:27:23 2019 No.12846178 >>12845618 Every all you can eat chinese buffet I do this

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 16:39:32 2019 No.12846224 >>12845583 source?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 16:42:16 2019 No.12846237 >>12844731 GAAARFIIEEEELD

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 16:46:40 2019 No.12846248 File: 1.12 MB, 1420x759, abyss.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12845120 >OOHHHHHHHHHHH >MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM >OH...WOWWWWWWWWWW

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 16:49:52 2019 No.12846257 >>12845618 At least someone got to enjoy the food in this case

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 16:54:16 2019 No.12846272 >>12845694 What's with chinks and eating things alive?

Anonymous Wed Aug 28 16:54:32 2019 No.12846273

>>12845694
ive been seeing a lot of these asian food eating videos like this and i noticed something: asians chew food weird.
it always looks like they cant close their mouths when they chew. its like they are always eating something thats super hot so they have to keep their mouths open a bit as they chew.

kinda hard to explain fully but its just something thats starting to bug me a bit

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 16:56:32 2019 No.12846283 >>12844655 I love when he wipes a booger on it

Anonymous Wed Aug 28 16:57:01 2019 No.12846287

>>12846273
I think that's because they're not actually enjoying what they eat but only doing it for attention.
Look at the way he grabs his beverage right away to wash it down too.
It's just attentionwhores eating something they don't actually want to eat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 16:57:51 2019 No.12846289 >>12844655 That guy has been on the fucking pingers. Boshed 4 E's and turned up for work gurning his face off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 16:59:56 2019 No.12846295 >>12845694 Fucking nasty I thought this was happy edition

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 17:05:56 2019 No.12846318 >>12846295 Yikes, I really hope you aren't being culturally insensitive here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 17:19:23 2019 No.12846376 >>12846289 heh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 17:21:12 2019 No.12846387 >>12846318 Shut up nigger

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 17:21:31 2019 No.12846389 >>12845564 *when they learn you're the easiest food source

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 17:22:54 2019 No.12846396 >>12846318 No, I just wasn't expecting it really so it caught me off guard

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 17:25:56 2019 No.12846411 >>12846387 Who hurt you? >>12846396 It's concerning that other cultures catch you off guard... Ignorance isn't an excuse to be insensitive. :/ Maybe, just maybe you can be a decent human and learn to accept other cultures, especially PoC.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 17:43:39 2019 No.12846477 >>12844655 Meth may be bad for you, but ill be damned if it doesnt get shit done

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 17:48:17 2019 No.12846496 >>12844682 why don't the eggs simply revolt and break him?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 17:48:26 2019 No.12846497 File: 1.02 MB, 640x360, fat people.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 17:53:06 2019 No.12846517 >>12846497 Im fat as hell, and brussle sprouts are good as fuck desu

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 17:55:00 2019 No.12846525 >>12846517 She could only eat potatoes and cheese. It had been her entire diet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 17:55:50 2019 No.12846530 >>12846496 xDDDDD EGG KENG LMAO OMG GUISE SO FUNNY HOW DOES HE DO IT?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 17:56:30 2019 No.12846533 >>12846497 That woman was legit mentally ill, though. We never really did stop having freak shows, did we?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 17:57:27 2019 No.12846540 >>12846525 oh wow. I mean potatos are pretty versitile, but damn how do you not get tired of it after a while?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 17:59:30 2019 No.12846550 >>12844716 xDDD egg kang

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 18:00:32 2019 No.12846554 >>12844725 xDDD HOW DOES HE DO IT???

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 18:01:32 2019 No.12846560 >>12846497 Do Americans really do this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 18:01:33 2019 No.12846561 >>12845494 xDDDD LMAO

Anonymous Wed Aug 28 18:03:55 2019 No.12846567

>>12846287
a lot of this type of chinese food is purely for looks and status, that's the entire basis of chinese "medicine", it's almost all bullshit and is pre medieval understanding of how medicine works (hurr geoduck look like penis so it must make penis hard). but for some reason it's still common in chinese culture, even after mao tried his best to destroy traditional chinese culture, the worst parts stayed around. eating live animals is purely for status and power as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 18:04:28 2019 No.12846569 >>12846530 if you could go be a newfag somewhere else that'd be great

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 18:04:41 2019 No.12846571 >>12846387 pls do not be rude

Anonymous Wed Aug 28 18:07:14 2019 No.12846580

>>12846569
xDDD BUT I LOVE EGG KING
I MEAN WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE? WHEN DOES HE COME OUT OF HIS FORTRESS xDDD
DOES HE SLEEP THERE LMAO?
WHY DONT WE POST HIM IN EVERY THREAD ON THE BOARD, BECAUSE BEING THE SAME TIRED JOKE IN EVERY WEBM THREAD ISNT ENOUGH
EGG KING LMAO

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 18:08:28 2019 No.12846586 >>12846571 fuck off nigger we're posting about how based egg king is

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 18:09:17 2019 No.12846588 >>12846580 What I love is the fact that you think you're any better than the people posting than webm when all you do is bitch about it. Go make a cooking thread if you want to fix the board. What did you make today?

Anonymous Wed Aug 28 18:10:45 2019 No.12846594

>>12844682
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 18:11:04 2019 No.12846596 >>12846588 NOT AN EGG FORT THAT'S FOR SURE xDDDD

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 18:13:36 2019 No.12846608 >>12846580 its egg emperor buddy get your facts straight seething fag

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 18:16:57 2019 No.12846628 >>12846411 OK I'll try to be more sensitive

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 18:20:02 2019 No.12846646 >>12846608 WHOSE SEETHING? IM JUST POSTING ABOUT MY FAVORITE MEME xDDD ALL HAIL DA EGG KING

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 18:21:23 2019 No.12846654 >>12846411 >learn to accept other cultures maybe when you stop committing 55% of all violent crime while being only 13% of the population, sure otherwise shut the fuck up nigger, this is an egg king thread

Anonymous Wed Aug 28 18:22:48 2019 No.12846665

While we're at it, can someone tell me what is in the glass/bottle for each of these subhumans?
Some people say it's oil, but it's just not plausible since you can't keep oil at frying temperature in a glass for a significant amount of time, and the liquid's power doesn't seem to decrease even when they "fry" multiple insects (while it should significantly cool down every time if it was oil).
Plus, some of them do it in bottles instead and drink it afterwards, which would be impossible if it was oil (since they'd be drinking scalding oil).

Just WHAT THE FUCK is in those glasses?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 18:24:48 2019 No.12846678 File: 995 KB, 360x640, fishe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 18:27:42 2019 No.12846693 >>12846665 it is oil in the original video she says i'll fry it regular glass can withstand hot oil if you're careful the oil isnt losing much energy each time, its a bug not a burger

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 18:31:10 2019 No.12846716 >>12846678 Hes a hungry boy

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 18:32:14 2019 No.12846721 >>12844682 who builds the egg fort without breaking any eggs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 18:35:05 2019 No.12846741 >>12846721 xDDD I POSTED IT AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 18:37:04 2019 No.12846751 >>12846741 what are you hoping to achieve with this behavior no one is going to stop posting it because one guy is pretending to reddit out over it

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 18:37:05 2019 No.12846752 eGGG E EGGGGG EG EGGGG

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 18:38:55 2019 No.12846763 >>12846751 xDD I JUST WANT THIS THREAD TO HIT POST LIMIT SO WE CAN START ANOTHER WEBM THREAD THAT WAY WE CAN POST EGG KING AGAIN HAHA ISNT LAUGHING AT EGG KANG FUN xDDD

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 18:41:26 2019 No.12846778 >>12846752 EGG KING ALL PRAISE THE EGG KING eat raw meat too

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 18:45:18 2019 No.12846793 >>12846496 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 18:45:45 2019 No.12846797 >>12845694 >clearly unpleasant

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 18:46:50 2019 No.12846806 >>12846496 >>12846793 LMAO xDDD BASED EGG KING

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 18:47:25 2019 No.12846814 >>12846540 When she was a kid she was staying with her aunt and uncle who forced her to eat food she hated because they were sadistic freaks. It unironically traumatised her

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 18:48:19 2019 No.12846822 File: 101 KB, 1024x993, 1563584822344.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12846678 hungry boi

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 18:50:02 2019 No.12846834 >>12844655 >Dat nose pick at 0:07 Frogs BTFO

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 18:53:36 2019 No.12846854 >>12846678 Do what you must, I have already won

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 18:58:06 2019 No.12846873 >>12846678 what kinda bird is that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 19:01:50 2019 No.12846890 >>12846873 cormorant, they're trained as fishers to go swallow dozens of fish and throw them up for the fisherman

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 19:02:07 2019 No.12846892 >>12845694 Is that a Budweiser?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 19:03:53 2019 No.12846904 >>12845494 He was born in that exact spot. The eggfort was built around him. He will live his entire life in the eggfort.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 19:09:17 2019 No.12846938 >>12846904 ALL PRAISE OUR GOD, LORD AND SAVIOR OF CHICKEN EMBRYOS EGG KING EGG KING DELIVER UNTO ME AN EGG DISH SO FRESH SO HOLY THAT IT SHALL NEVER BECOME STALE

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 19:16:40 2019 No.12846975 >>12846890 fucking cool.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 19:19:25 2019 No.12846995 File: 36 KB, 608x581, disgustig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12846272 they're subhumans. other apes, like chimps also eat their prey alive. >chinks >chimps coincidence? I'll let the jury decide.

>>	bruce Wed Aug 28 19:29:32 2019 No.12847050 >>12846533 Watch My Strange Addiction. It's so fucking good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 20:02:14 2019 No.12847211 >>12844682 I need a quick rundown

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 20:05:44 2019 No.12847226 >>12847211 DUDE EGG KING xDD HOW DOES HE GET OUT? DOES HE LIVE THERE?? HAHA I DONT KNOW, ALL I KNOW IS EGG KING IS LIFE HAHA

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 20:08:10 2019 No.12847237 File: 42 KB, 720x584, 1497301693892.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12846497

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 20:19:26 2019 No.12847289 File: 2.97 MB, 720x404, Drink Works.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 20:43:51 2019 No.12847412 >>12844655 That's a lot of meth

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 20:55:04 2019 No.12847447 >>12846567 The irony, of course, is that Traditional Chinese Medicine is a complete fabrication... by Mao!

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 21:04:35 2019 No.12847509 >>12844743 It's not retarded. It understoond that it was food, and chose to step in it to spread its toxo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 21:45:31 2019 No.12847727 >>12846517 At worst they taste like nothing,so I don't know what she is smelling. SO I guess it is mental illness,like >>12846533 says.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 21:46:11 2019 No.12847730 >>12845694 Cute little things. Too bad they got eaten.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 21:54:20 2019 No.12847770 >>12846890 So is there a chance that I may eat bird vomit fish?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 21:55:23 2019 No.12847779 >>12846904 Your story checks out,have a nice day,citizen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 21:59:41 2019 No.12847795 >>12847289 "Classy" people would rather make the drinks,"classless" people couldn't afford this product. Also,buy the machine,company goes out of bussiness and you can no longer buy the mix cups.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 22:00:26 2019 No.12847799 File: 2.73 MB, 540x302, What Athletes Eat Before They Compete.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 22:01:40 2019 No.12847804 >>12847779 Haha xDD eggizen hahaha get it lmao??? All praise egg king xDDD

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 22:03:44 2019 No.12847810 >>12847804 You are such a fag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 22:06:37 2019 No.12847825 >>12847810 But dood, EGG KING HAHA HOW WILL EVERYONE KNOW IM HIP AND COOL IF I DONT COPY WHAT EVERYONE ELSE HAS SAID ABOUT BASED EGG KING??? HOW DOES EVEN GET OUT LMAO?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 22:07:43 2019 No.12847829 File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, Easy Quacamole.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 22:07:51 2019 No.12847831 File: 230 KB, 1920x1080, 189289348923.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12844655 when ya watch this listening to some synth wave playing, it's really based. y'all need to try it

Anonymous Wed Aug 28 22:11:04 2019 No.12847843
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>>12847795
>>12847289
Doesn't the machine only add water to the pod? So inside the pod is just a super condensed high ABV% drink that you could just pop open and take like a shot? The machine isn't worth it but I'd be interested in drinking just a straight pod.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 22:15:33 2019 No.12847866 >>12847843 >just pop open and take like a shot? So open the mail box and take a cuncetrated cocktail as I count my bills? You had me at super condensed ABV%,my love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 22:18:46 2019 No.12847884 >>12847829 I'd eat it and then let her peg me afterwards

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 22:22:14 2019 No.12847905 >>12845694 why is ricegum eating rice fetuses?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 22:23:34 2019 No.12847908 >>12846678 absolute fucking unit

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 22:26:01 2019 No.12847914 >>12847829 god i wish that were me

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 22:34:42 2019 No.12847942 >>12844682 dat iron skillet dough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 22:35:45 2019 No.12847945 >>12844682 SOmeone dub Gordon ramsey making eggs or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 22:37:00 2019 No.12847952 >>12845120 wait no sound on ck?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 22:38:03 2019 No.12847955 >>12847952 >ck Who?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 22:38:53 2019 No.12847958 >>12846283 illl made me look.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 22:41:05 2019 No.12847963 File: 356 KB, 680x735, 58c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12846497

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 22:41:14 2019 No.12847964 >>12847289 >fits right in your glove compartment. Thats what I would put. Then Car crash, flashing police lights and maybe some tv show theme music. Make it happen.

Anonymous Wed Aug 28 22:45:06 2019 No.12847979

>>12847799
What no payoff? NO ironic food. How about that gay football player and a dick in a gloryhole? How about, lance armstrong(pain is temporary, HGH is also temporary) with some needles and some HGH? So many possible endings and you chose to list food? I want my 1:43 back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 22:45:16 2019 No.12847981 >>12847770 it's not exactly an efficient fishing method you're probably eating farmed fish

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 22:46:07 2019 No.12847984 File: 2.73 MB, 640x360, Fall Salad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12847979 You're awfully angry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 22:47:56 2019 No.12847992 File: 40 KB, 501x435, 62B9A10CDAAC468187E7E21592589F7F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12847509

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 23:15:25 2019 No.12848076 File: 2.80 MB, 848x480, 1563795821523.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ice cream time!

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 23:16:56 2019 No.12848084 >>12848076 sauce?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 23:27:56 2019 No.12848135 >>12848076 >wow that woman's really hot imagine having milk straight from the source with the- >oh it's porn I'm disgusted

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 00:44:26 2019 No.12848460 >>12848076 inb4 pol shows up

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 00:47:49 2019 No.12848473 >>12845694 Umami!!!!1!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 00:54:12 2019 No.12848492 >>12846678 Literally me at the Chinese buffet

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 00:55:20 2019 No.12848494 >>12846273 My asian housemate ate like that, and I thought there was just something wrong with him

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 00:57:55 2019 No.12848504 >>12848084 "5th Course. Dessert" https://spankbang.com/1dyi7/video/snow+bunny+for+dessert There. Now everyone knows.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 01:15:28 2019 No.12848556 this isnt a very happy webm thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 01:37:51 2019 No.12848623 >>12846387 >Shut up nigger Based

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 01:40:48 2019 No.12848637 >>12846654 Now tell him about the Jews, anon. 2% of the population but 33% of the Supreme Court!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 01:46:03 2019 No.12848652 >>12847984 This webm gave me beetus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 02:41:10 2019 No.12848824 File: 2.95 MB, 960x720, Submarine Mess (1978) comfy . kino ck tv.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12844655

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 03:25:03 2019 No.12848972 >>12848824 This seems so comfy. Am I hungry for male-bonding rather than food? Also, all these dudes should co-star alongside Tom Selleck, especially the chef.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 03:36:18 2019 No.12848989 >>12846273 It's really bugs me but Asians don't close Thier mouth while eating, they don't consider it rude

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 03:48:10 2019 No.12849025 >>12846567 >hurr geoduck look like penis so it must make penis hard what, your penis doesnt get hard by looking at a geoduck?

Anonymous Thu Aug 29 06:13:44 2019 No.12849337

>>12848972
From what i hear, month 4 or 5 out at sea in a sub is pretty awful food wise. After a week or so, the milk is gone. After a month there's no fresh greens. After 2 months its powdered eggs. Meat in the freezer was easy. But really by end of the deployment, they were deep into canned beans territory.

I'm so glad i joined the Air Force, but i have mad respect for submariners and the cooks at sea.

Anonymous Thu Aug 29 06:23:33 2019 No.12849375

>>12849337
Meh, the food is the best in just about any service from what I heard from a nuke bud. Basically morale depends on it, so a massive amount of effort is put into making sure like 90% is comfort food.

Basically, even months in, you still have pizza night, burgers, dogs, fried chicken, pancakes, waffles, etc, just to keep everyone looking forward to something.

Anonymous Thu Aug 29 06:28:13 2019 No.12849386

>>12849375
Yep, all stuff that you can easily fry and the ingredients keep for months. Being on a sub seems like both the best and worst career at the same time. On one hand, you're in a high tech vessel designed to hunt and do secret squirrel shit. On the other hand you're hot bunking all the time in a bunk barely designed to accomidate a midget, and listening to the dude next to you beat his meat.

I dunno why they don't just freeze the milk or something. My dad used to do it all the time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 06:33:25 2019 No.12849397 >>12844682 Egg King make Nomlette! Om nom nom.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 06:48:15 2019 No.12849431 >>12845120 >u will never enjoy food THIS much why live

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 06:51:04 2019 No.12849440 >>12845694 I always try to imagine how it must feel to be dunked and flailed around in a bowl of sauce probably not too good

Anonymous Thu Aug 29 06:52:16 2019 No.12849442
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Posting as other thredbignored me...

NIGGS I NEED A QUICK ANSA!!!

I just started a lamb leg roast approx 2kg. Goes in oven with light smothering of olive oil, salt, pepper. Usually I start it on high heat 230C then after 10 mins turn it down. When I put the veggies in under it with an hour to go I add rosemary to the lamb.
Anyhoo I got a phone call and got distracted came back to kitchen 10mins late to turn it down to 160C and olive oil has dripped onto roasting tray and is smoking!! Not smoke your kitchen out smoke but can smell it’s burnt oil alright.
HOW FUCKED AM I???
do I need to throw roast out or do I just forgoe making gravy outa the pan????
Now happily roasting at 160C. No more smell. Am I going to give my family cancer????

Anonymous Thu Aug 29 06:55:03 2019 No.12849452

>>12849442
forgo the pansauce, the oil on the roast itself probably didn't burn but the oil that hit the pan burned off and if you were to make a sauce out of it it might have a really shit taste to it.
Feel free to give it a taste before hand though, pansauce might not taste bad given how long you're roasting it, burnt oil might just be out of it

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 06:56:18 2019 No.12849456 >>12846567 the geoduck thing actually works though

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 06:56:56 2019 No.12849460 >>12849442 yes you need to throw the roast in a dumpster and go get some delicious McDonald's (trademark) for your family

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 06:58:05 2019 No.12849462 >>12849452 Am I giving my family carcinogens or is this just a meme??? I eat food from smoking woks on the daily. I seek out smoking woks lel. Is this shit real???

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 06:58:06 2019 No.12849463 >>12847984 At least there's no mayo involved, that's good enough for an american recipe

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 06:59:08 2019 No.12849467 >>12849460 Thank you based iodine seaweed poster

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 06:59:08 2019 No.12849468 >>12846678 god i wish that was me

Anonymous Thu Aug 29 06:59:35 2019 No.12849469

>>12846273
It's because they're used to chewing around bones, when you're doing that, you bring the food closer to the front of the mouth, a lot of times it leads to people chewing with their mouths open like that.
It's got almost nothing to do with "showing off" any more so then it would be when you have people instagramming their massive lobster dinners or other expensive shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 07:02:13 2019 No.12849472 >>12847289 is it possible to make alcoholic jello?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 07:04:27 2019 No.12849478 >>12847799 wow these "athletes" must be fucking fat pigs no wonder no one watches sports anymore

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 07:05:29 2019 No.12849481 >>12847825 egg king is pretty based not gonna lie

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 07:07:38 2019 No.12849488 >>12847984 woah, it all just exploded in the bowl thats crazy bro

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 07:09:07 2019 No.12849493 >>12848494 there is something wrong with him

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 07:10:24 2019 No.12849495 >>12848824 DO A M E R I C A N S REALLY????

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 07:12:05 2019 No.12849499 >>12849442 u fucked it just throw the whole thing out retard

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 07:14:56 2019 No.12849505 >>12846272 Because they don't have a society based on civic duty, so falsely advocating food as fresh is common. The only way to be sure produce is fresh is by having it undeniably fresh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 07:16:02 2019 No.12849507 >>12849467 no idea what the fuck you're talking about but ok ill take it

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 07:18:02 2019 No.12849511 >>12846567 Rn if you shit on chinese culture you will unironically have your social credit dumpstered. Happened to a guy who beat a tai chi master with "western mma"

Anonymous Thu Aug 29 07:28:34 2019 No.12849522

>>12846567
>even after mao tried his best to destroy traditional chinese culture

Mao promoted chinese medicine to counter Western influences. And with pig-faced Xi Jinping, it's the same all over again. Hence why China's more retarded than say, under Hu Jintao or in the 90s.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 07:56:21 2019 No.12849564 >>12846272 >>12846295 >>12846995 Chad predator vs. Virgin prey

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 08:12:34 2019 No.12849588 >>12847799 >Wade Boggs >Not showing 70 beers Weak shit man.

Anonymous Thu Aug 29 08:18:59 2019 No.12849598
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>>12845120
FUCK this turbo autist and his exaggeration of the quality of food prepared in disgusting conditions. Everything about this dude is irritating. His stupid chewing, his stupid crow's feet, that stupid head lean he does, and his mutt appearance in general

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 08:21:42 2019 No.12849602 File: 718 KB, 1920x1080, KobeBeef.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12849598 Maybe you just eat shit quality food compared to him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 08:26:41 2019 No.12849610 File: 56 KB, 631x643, sadfrog.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12849602 thats probably it

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 08:28:43 2019 No.12849617 >>12844655 working for tips just got serious

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 08:30:24 2019 No.12849622 >>12849386 >freeze the milk >drinking thawed, split milk Ewwwwwww

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 08:31:08 2019 No.12849624 >>12849602 This guy is so weird

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 08:32:55 2019 No.12849627 >>12849602 I eat great food all the time. The difference is I'm not trying to hype it up for the camera.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 08:33:00 2019 No.12849628 >>12849624 says the guy on 4.. never mind

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 08:34:16 2019 No.12849631 File: 1.91 MB, 1280x720, KobeBeef2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12849627 Some of his reactions can be over the top but I still really enjoy his videos.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 08:37:10 2019 No.12849634 >>12849631 good for you faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 08:43:49 2019 No.12849651 >>12849631 Nothing on this planet taste that good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 08:44:44 2019 No.12849654 >>12849631 This guy is so fake. And his face is so punchable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 09:10:07 2019 No.12849714 File: 19 KB, 261x215, 1564094806126.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12845583 >>12849634 >>12849651 >>12849654 >NOOOOOOO YOU CANT POST PICTURES OF MARK WEINS ENJOYING A MEAL HE KNIFERAPES BABIES

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 09:12:57 2019 No.12849722 >>12849714 You can enjoy food without making those crazy (and frankly disgusting) faces.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 09:15:12 2019 No.12849730 >>12849714 Are you seriously implying he's not totally faking these gross overreactions?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 09:17:22 2019 No.12849733 File: 693 KB, 945x565, MMMMMMMMMMM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12849714 Have you ever made a face like this? Ever?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 09:19:53 2019 No.12849745 >>12849733 Yeah, when I came in your dad, haha.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 09:38:44 2019 No.12849783 >>12849733 No, but that's the sort of face I would make if I were asked to imitate joy, as would any other bad actor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 09:49:27 2019 No.12849815 >>12846995 you guys are doing good

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 09:53:13 2019 No.12849827 >>12849472 Yes anon, jelloshots have been a thing since the 90s.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 09:54:11 2019 No.12849829 >>12846814 LOL what a stupid bitch

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 09:54:36 2019 No.12849831 >>12849827 fuck man

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 09:56:01 2019 No.12849834 >>12846678 That moment of hesitation before finally downing the last fish is me near the end of my second pizza.

Anonymous Thu Aug 29 09:57:16 2019 No.12849838

>>12849831
It's okay anon I didn't try them until my late twenties. They're practical to bring and funny in a "it's not binge drinking it's special" sort of way but the texture doesn't really bring anything and it's annoying to make. I wouldn't recommend it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 09:59:20 2019 No.12849845 >>12847289 this is juicero all over again

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 09:59:33 2019 No.12849847 >>12849838 Annoying to make? You just reduce the water content and use a bunch of vodka instead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 10:07:36 2019 No.12849876 File: 928 KB, 480x480, wa lah.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12848076 >Hey you wanna watch this woman you find attractive get boned by another dude? Porn was a mistake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 10:24:09 2019 No.12849925 >>12849876 >Hey you wanna watch other people have sex? unironically living the cucked life i'm pretty sure thats what it means, my /pol/ese is pretty rusty

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 10:27:29 2019 No.12849934 >>12849876 >>12849925 How do you guys feel about watching other people cook and eat food?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 10:54:10 2019 No.12850004 >>12846995 Jeans is right. Went to Beijing 10 years ago. Fucking disgusting people.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 11:04:21 2019 No.12850047 >>12849733 >>12849631 >>12849602 why do his eyes and face shrivel up like a leather handbag when he's eating?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 11:17:51 2019 No.12850094 File: 2.94 MB, 1040x584, Mestre da Pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 11:21:58 2019 No.12850102 >>12845694 yum! so good i have to chase every bite with Budweiser! imagine willingly eating a food where the budweiser you wash your mouth out with is actually an improvement over the food

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 11:23:46 2019 No.12850111 >>12844655 does he have downs? why is he moving like that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 11:24:47 2019 No.12850116 >>12847211 he's the surly king of the egg fort the origin of the egg fort is a mystery as is the conundrum of how the surly king exits without damaging the eggs

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 11:25:14 2019 No.12850117 >>12846890 they're destroying the great lakes fish population and the surrounding lands they nest on. their shit is literally toxic and kills off the vegetation. quite possibly the worst bird in existence

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 11:26:18 2019 No.12850121 >>12850111 Do you know how to hold music in your head? Do you know how to move to music? Because being able to answer "yes" to both questions will carry you through many tedious tasks in life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 11:27:13 2019 No.12850125 >>12850116 HAHA xDD EGG KING I POSTED IT AGAIN LMAO

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 11:27:30 2019 No.12850126 >>12850121 no

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 11:30:09 2019 No.12850138 >>12850125 >>12847825 >>12847804 >>12847226 >>12846938 >>12846806 >>12846778 >>12846763 >>12846752 >>12846741 >>12846646 >>12846596 >>12846580 >>12846561 >>12846554 >>12846550 >>12846530 >>12845509 no trolling outside of /b/

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 11:31:26 2019 No.12850142 >>12850138 WHAT TROLLING LMAO EGG KING IS BASED I JUST THOUGHT EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW HAHA DID EVERYONE GET IT?? DID YOU GET IT YET? POST MORE EGG KING HAHA HOW DOES HE GET OUT xDDD

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 11:35:59 2019 No.12850156 >>12846273 reminds me of glass eaters

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 11:41:22 2019 No.12850170 >>12849847 You need a lot of shot glasses, it takes a lot of space in the fridge and it's all for naught unless you're a frat lad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 11:42:49 2019 No.12850174 >>12847831 I'm listening to Don't Speak by No Doubt

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 11:43:52 2019 No.12850179 >>12849463 dessert """"SALADS"""" use cool whip (note: not whipped cream) instead of mayo

Anonymous Thu Aug 29 11:50:27 2019 No.12850197

>>12850094
>tosses dough poorly
eh not that bad
>tears it
can be fixed, no big deal
>does it by pulling from the center and tamping it down
that's right
>minimal sauce, doesn't go to the edge
uhhhh what are you doing?
>adds 3lbs of cheese
NO STOP
>squirts a quart of premade bagged cream sauce all over it and tops with more cheese
what kind of fuckery is going on here? is this a joke?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 11:58:26 2019 No.12850217 >>12844743 i feel the same way about dogs desu

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 12:02:06 2019 No.12850228 >>12844743 It's not retarded, it just hates it's owner and wants to fuck with him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 12:31:48 2019 No.12850321 >>12850197 You write like a redditor faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 12:32:01 2019 No.12850322 >>12848076 >"ayo watchu cookin BITCH?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 12:33:14 2019 No.12850326 >>12850321 wouldn't know I've never been there I have worked as a pizzaiolo for 2 years though

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 13:01:42 2019 No.12850413 >>12849934 I hope you aren't implying that watching a video of food being prepared is comparable to watching other people have sex.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 13:02:51 2019 No.12850418 >>12844655 >webm thread >219 replies and 32 images Well you fucked that up.

Anonymous Thu Aug 29 13:11:50 2019 No.12850468

>>12850413
I'm saying that in both cases you derive at least some of the pleasure from imagining you're the one enjoying the food/sex.
And you might watch either for inspiration.
I know this is really hard for you to understand but some couples watch porn together. Not everybody is a lonely loser who'd rather bitch about wanting Hitler back than get off his ass and go to a bar to actually get laid.
You should try it. It's not very difficult and it doesn't instantly turn you into a "degenerate" either.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 13:13:57 2019 No.12850473 >>12850468 Holy shit, this word is overused like no other but you're genuinely seething. I'm not either of the two other guys you asked the question to. Settle down, spaz.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 13:16:43 2019 No.12850483 File: 1.89 MB, 360x640, pee.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 13:18:04 2019 No.12850486 >>12850473 Seething how? I'm not upset about some poltard who thinks he'd totally be a rich alpha male like Trump if it weren't for the Jews and their evil pornography. Don't watch it if you don't like it, crybaby.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 13:20:24 2019 No.12850494 >>12850486 I watch all kinds of porn. Like I said, I'm not the guys you initially replied to. I assume I've taken some bait because I don't understand how you've made the huge assumption that I'm a /pol/tard based on what I've said to you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 13:22:47 2019 No.12850498 >>12850494 Nah, that was aimed at the other guy crying about porn making you a cuck. Speak of overused words, eh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 14:11:32 2019 No.12850633 >>12849733 not since i was a child ;w;

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 14:25:10 2019 No.12850676 >>12845694 please send this to the total war general in /vg/

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 14:34:22 2019 No.12850704 >>12848504 noice

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 14:40:12 2019 No.12850722 >>12849495 Being on a submarine is one of the most dangerous and dreadful jobs back then. They made sure the men got good homecooked style food to keep their morale up cause if there was one bad fuckup they could all be dead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 14:41:12 2019 No.12850725 >>12846594 Lost at "HOW DOES HE GET OUT?" Some good pasta

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 14:43:15 2019 No.12850731 >>12845694 fucking gross who drinks bud?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 16:51:37 2019 No.12851218 >>12847795 I don't think keurig is going out of business any time soon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 16:52:55 2019 No.12851226 >>12844655 that guy loves making crepes

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 16:54:55 2019 No.12851239 >>12848824 how can you possibly have fresh looking crisp vegetables/leafy greens in a submarine??

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 16:56:16 2019 No.12851249 >>12845694 fucking bug men

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 17:43:56 2019 No.12851469 >>12851239 pickled cabbage, canned asparagus were what i saw. maybe hydroponics on some super fat sub.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 17:45:23 2019 No.12851476 >>12846834 I just watched it frame by frame and I think he bumped his pinky with the spatula and instinctively thrust his pinky in his mouth as though it were a cut

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 19:02:53 2019 No.12851648 >>12849478 Eating 6000 calories a day doesn't make you fat when you're an athlete

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 20:02:10 2019 No.12851690 >>12850326 Me too

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 23:44:16 2019 No.12851820 >>12850326 Ayo errbody look dis wyt boi think he a pizza yolo cuz he make papa Murphy's AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH YEET GOOFY AZZ LIL NI

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 00:24:33 2019 No.12851836 >>12844655 cum

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 01:52:08 2019 No.12851922 >>12851239 This was probably filmed fairly early into deployment. After the first week or two the fresh food runs out and the switch to canned and dry goods starts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 02:07:23 2019 No.12851929 >>12847799 Bag of Skittles and a Dr Pepper were my pre-wrestling meals when I was most competitive.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 02:43:41 2019 No.12851951 >>12851239 'murrica can do anything

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 03:38:29 2019 No.12851984 >>12845213 Mark wiens in ur wiener pener

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 03:58:32 2019 No.12852007 >>12847799 >Usain Bolt >20 mcnuggets BULLSHIT, the last thing a competitive runner wants is to cram his stomach full

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 04:03:17 2019 No.12852009 >>12844655 he seems nice

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 06:36:21 2019 No.12852119 >>12850486 Shut the fuck up you fucking KIKE.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 06:44:21 2019 No.12852125 >>12852007 well he is a NIGGER, so it checks out

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 10:17:36 2019 No.12852530 >>12846678 how the fuck does all that fit into it

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 10:20:28 2019 No.12852535 >>12851820 >papa Murphy's I don't know what this is, phoneposter

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 10:23:09 2019 No.12852542 >>12847289 >Can't concentrate on the stupid fucking liquor kuerig >Too annoyed by the forced racemixing I'm not gonna make it, am I?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 10:50:42 2019 No.12852637 >>12849602 He is so horrifying to watch. It's like he's a computer simulation of a human hamming up reactions to food. Uncanny.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 11:00:48 2019 No.12852676 >>12849478 Are you retarded?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 11:10:43 2019 No.12852704 >>12852676 yes

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 11:13:54 2019 No.12852723 >>12852542 In a normal healthy functioning society? No.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 11:21:29 2019 No.12852746 >>12845694 What even are those things? >inb4 "chinks"

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 11:31:25 2019 No.12852766 >>12847799 whipped sour milk? can i get a quick rundown?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 11:34:47 2019 No.12852778 >>12852766 >sour milk pretty sure this is essentially kefir

Anonymous Fri Aug 30 11:34:52 2019 No.12852779

>>12847289
Cocktail pods are idiotic, but I can sort of see how lazy retards would buy them instead of making it themselves for way less money and only a tiny bit of effort. The fact that they also sell Beer pods just makes no sense whatsoever to me tho. Who would ever buy a beer pod instead of an actual can/bottle of beer? It's just as easy, if not easier, and it's gonna taste better and be cheaper

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 11:35:37 2019 No.12852781 >>12846567 Except clams are actually high in zinc so they literally are good for your dick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 12:08:50 2019 No.12852895 >>12851984 that's not nice

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 12:10:07 2019 No.12852903 File: 2.59 MB, 640x360, Guaranteed Replies.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 12:13:28 2019 No.12852914 >>12846567 Just like herbal remedies and homeopathy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 12:15:10 2019 No.12852919 File: 3.00 MB, 640x360, chinese food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12852914 China is strange.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 12:42:57 2019 No.12852995 >>12852903 >chinks, gooks, and nips love chicago pizza thanks for confirming I never want to eat it

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 13:04:07 2019 No.12853076 >>12852746 baby mice

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 13:14:28 2019 No.12853109 >>12853076 no this is baby mice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nh3JlHDDQo

Anonymous Fri Aug 30 13:20:07 2019 No.12853125

>>12852919
So, did that guy actually know what "dissident" means or did he just assume the whole thing about the "son" was poor translation?
Because he'd have to absolutely crazy to eat a Chinaman less than well done. Lord only knows what kind of disease they carry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 13:22:42 2019 No.12853129 >>12853109 those are young mice. babies are born hairless

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 13:30:20 2019 No.12853149 >>12850483 thank you papa

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 13:31:45 2019 No.12853153 >>12852903 i wish my pizza was in their mouths

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 13:32:45 2019 No.12853158 >>12844658 Cocaine

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 13:33:46 2019 No.12853165 >>12844682 How?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 13:34:09 2019 No.12853166 >>12853153 is this a sexual innuendo?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 13:35:01 2019 No.12853171 >>12853166 i sexual inu-what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 13:36:15 2019 No.12853178 >>12844743 I think they're funny

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 13:56:19 2019 No.12853255 >>12852542 Its okay bro ill not make it with you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 14:00:25 2019 No.12853270 >>12847799 Lol bobby fisher. Absolute legend. We all know he was swallowing his hatred for jews before each match.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 14:06:26 2019 No.12853297 >>12847799 >>12853270 the man is a redpilled legend, no doubt, but chessplayers are not fucking athletes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 14:08:51 2019 No.12853311 >>12853297 It's an athleticism of the mind

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 14:09:22 2019 No.12853315 >>12853297 It takes athletic prowess to run from beatings and swirlies all day

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 14:09:24 2019 No.12853316 File: 2.93 MB, 720x404, Powerleveling.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12853297 I'm not a pro by any means, but playing chess all day is mentally exhausting. A proper diet to keep you focused and comfortable is important.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 14:12:00 2019 No.12853329 >>12849745 Based dadfucker.

Anonymous Fri Aug 30 14:15:50 2019 No.12853344
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>>12853316
Mental exercise definitely can be exhausting, but it doesn't burn calories.
Your brain accounts for a quite significant portion of your total energy use, yes, but the number doesn't change if you're doing maths or playing chess etc. compared to doing nothing.
I can go along with calling chess a "sport" but a chessplayer is not an athlete.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 14:19:38 2019 No.12853362 >>12853344 Sure, which is why he's mostly drinking vitamin dense liquids and not eating calories dense foods.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 14:20:25 2019 No.12853367 >>12850486 Your post reads like the background noise of a middle school. Try harder you faggot nigger.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 14:21:31 2019 No.12853374 >>12844731 >that look of should i eat it or throw it out every guy knows that face

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 14:22:23 2019 No.12853379 >>12853344 Is he winning?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 14:24:40 2019 No.12853393 >>12847289 shit watching that made me feel i was in an imax. too bad cocktails are for faggots

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 14:27:12 2019 No.12853407 >>12853125 Clearly they keep them in a sanitary facility, making sure they are kept free of commoner contaminates.

Anonymous Fri Aug 30 14:27:47 2019 No.12853409

>>12853367
Get mad all you want, buddy. I'm not saying chess isn't a proper discipline.
I'm saying that "athlete" refers specifically to a person who does a physical exercise, not a mental one.
I am, as I already say, perfectly willing to call chess a sport since that's a broader definition. Hell, I'm even open to calling video games a sport technically speaking. But again; playing Fortnite doesn't make you an athlete.

>>12853374
Every guy also knows the answer.

>>12853379
I don't know. I think he's actually playing checkers with chess pieces, but it's still a fun image.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 14:33:32 2019 No.12853428 >>12853374 5 second rule.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 14:36:22 2019 No.12853440 >>12853409 >implying >seething kike >cope >i fucked your mom >dilate That is all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 14:39:31 2019 No.12853452 >>12853316 would be way more impressive without the zillion cuts

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 14:41:11 2019 No.12853458 >>12853409 >I think he's actually playing checkers with chess pieces >all the pieces are on black tiles >anon is right this image is incredible do you mind if I save it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 14:41:19 2019 No.12853461 File: 205 KB, 460x344, bycicle sausage.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri Aug 30 14:58:52 2019 No.12853512

>>12853428
One time at work, I think it was in orthopedic surgery, myself and a fellow nurse were in the medicine room and she dropped a tablet on the floor. I said "quick, you can still pick it up under the five-second rule!" You know, for a laugh?
Well, she went straight into cuntmode and started lecturing me about how you're not supposed to give medicine that has been on the floor to the patients.
Fucking Christ lady. Grow a funnybone already.
Thanks for reading. I needed to vent.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 15:01:07 2019 No.12853521 >>12853512 Just report her for stealing meds.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 15:12:18 2019 No.12853561 >>12853521 I try to not be an asshole, but I might keep that in mind for the next one with zero sense of humour just the same.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 15:36:11 2019 No.12853645 >>12850321 Suck Camel Dick

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 15:36:49 2019 No.12853648 >>12853645 You sound mad, did someone hurt you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 15:37:53 2019 No.12853653 >>12850486 Is this a bot?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 15:39:22 2019 No.12853658 >>12850094 fucking disgusting. if jack had two working hands he would attempt that with some added raw chicken breast.

Anonymous Fri Aug 30 15:41:41 2019 No.12853666

>>12852542
>Too annoyed by the forced racemixing
Do you pitch a fit when you go out places too?
>aight, who paid you to be here? Talking to you afro, yeah, obviously you're a plant for the mall people or that Starbucks. You too slant eyes, go to an internet cafe or something you subhuman.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 15:42:43 2019 No.12853673 >>12852766 It's what you drink in Turkey to not pee out your ass when you eat their food.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 15:44:41 2019 No.12853680 >>12853666 mutt please, not everyone is forced to live alongside animals. and you sure as shit dont see them working. forced diversity gets em into white countries, not into employement.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 15:46:00 2019 No.12853688 >>12852903 Wouldn't pizza hit them right in the gut? All that gluten and dairy? Or am I thinking of Vietnam...

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 15:46:44 2019 No.12853692 >>12845120 >half Thai/ half German This is why you don't breed with Asians.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 15:47:24 2019 No.12853694 >>12853512 Women are cunts, and every nurse I've ever met is a double cunt. >I'm a healthcare professional! No bitch, you're a glorified secretary.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 15:47:46 2019 No.12853696 >>12852919 lol, what is this shit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 15:54:25 2019 No.12853708 >>12853076 Gross, but probably pretty tasty. I know English sailors tended to look forward to eating the rats to supplement their rations. Vermin have are a poor food staple.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 16:17:53 2019 No.12853794 >>12853648 Coast o a s t

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 16:23:22 2019 No.12853814 >>12853680 Nigger... are you real?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 16:37:59 2019 No.12853884 >>12850142 Seething Imagine being this buttblasted over a digital recording of some unnamed humble man cooking eggs to subsist in his shitty country.

Anonymous Fri Aug 30 16:55:52 2019 No.12853967

>>12853512
I can see how someone working in healthcare wouldn't want to joke about malpractice even if it were an obvious joke because of how seriously it can be taken by other staff, superiors, or patients if they hear about it. Kind of like working in a kitchen and joking about serving food that fell on the floor. The last thing you need is for someone to overhear the interaction and report you or flip out over it in online reviews or published journalism. She probably could have handled it better, but she'd probably still have been characterized as a cunt for calmly stating that it's inappropriate to joke about serious healthcode/medical practice violations. I've worked in a pharmaceutical company corporate office before, and even the slightest inappropriate comment about handling prescriptions would have been taken very seriously. We had to complete 2 hour long online (on company intranet) compliance training stuff every 30 or 45 days and could not continue working/clocking hours if it wasn't completed by the deadline.

Anonymous Fri Aug 30 17:10:55 2019 No.12854035

>>12853666
I think it's different to be irritated by forced/pushed race mixing in media than to get pissed of by actual race mix couples in real life. I might silently, fleetingly judge the couple, but I can't control other people's lives regardless of what behavior I don't approve of. I find drunk/high, loud, retarded tourists reprehensible but ignore them and move on and enjoy whatever it is that has taken me to an area filled with stupid tourists. I would not be able to watch shows or other media that glorifies that behavior though I don't mind the occasional Cops clip of them getting BTFO.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 18:01:54 2019 No.12854239 >>12854035 >56%er bitching about race mixing Do a 23 and me test, the only ones that would have any purity are Scandinavians. You were hosed from your inception.

Anonymous Fri Aug 30 18:53:22 2019 No.12854452

>>12854239
A bunch of family members did DNA tests, and the results were surprisingly consistent with our non-deviated northern French heritage. Regardless, it absolutely is a turn-off when diversity crap is pushed. And it's pushed in everything to the point of rewriting history. My point was that I don't go around pissed off in public when I see non-whites or race mixers in general. I just don't care to consume media garbage that pushes a litany of degenerate crap.

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