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webm thread happy edition

>> No.12844658

What is wrong with that guy? Also post egg pls. I havent seen that gif in weeks

>> No.12844682
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>>12844658
He has cerebral palsy.

>> No.12844688

>>12844658
>What is wrong with that guy?
To me it looks like he is working while listening to Don't stop believing. I do literally the same thing.

>> No.12844693

>>12844658
>What is wrong with that guy
he's doing the pee pee dance
he can't hold it much longer

>> No.12844711

>>12844693
never saw it this way

probably as close to the truth as we will ever get

>> No.12844716

>>12844682
the king has arrived

>> No.12844725

>>12844682
how did he build it

>> No.12844731
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>> No.12844733

>>12844658
it's probably just a french person

>> No.12844736

>>12844658
Cocaine

>> No.12844743

>>12844731
cats are so fucking retarded
i dont understand why anyone would keep one of these wretched creatures around

>> No.12845120
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I want to taste food this good.

>> No.12845213

>>12845120
I love Mark Wiens so much

>> No.12845218

>>12844731
His food just got DICKERED

>> No.12845290

>>12845120
He gives me pedophile vibes

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>>12844682

>> No.12845509

>>12844655
haha egg king xDD
how does get out lmao?
do you think he sleeps there???

>> No.12845519

>>12845494
Is this loss?

>> No.12845564

>>12844743
Cats are great though. Some are assholes but most are sweet when they are used to you

>> No.12845583

>>12845120
Please stop posting known pedophiles.

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>>12844731
anon wtf

>> No.12845618

>>12844743
Well a dog wouldn't just step in it, it would eat it in two bites and then shit diarrhea all over the floor later.

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>>12845694
I would like to try this

>> No.12845884

>>12845218
BASTE

>> No.12846009

>>12845618
>Dogs are so fucking based...

>> No.12846178

>>12845618
Every all you can eat chinese buffet I do this

>> No.12846224

>>12845583
source?

>> No.12846237

>>12844731
GAAARFIIEEEELD

>> No.12846248
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>>12845120
>OOHHHHHHHHHHH
>MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>OH...WOWWWWWWWWWW

>> No.12846257

>>12845618
At least someone got to enjoy the food in this case

>> No.12846272

>>12845694
What's with chinks and eating things alive?

>> No.12846273

>>12845694
ive been seeing a lot of these asian food eating videos like this and i noticed something: asians chew food weird.
it always looks like they cant close their mouths when they chew. its like they are always eating something thats super hot so they have to keep their mouths open a bit as they chew.

kinda hard to explain fully but its just something thats starting to bug me a bit

>> No.12846283

>>12844655
I love when he wipes a booger on it

>> No.12846287

>>12846273
I think that's because they're not actually enjoying what they eat but only doing it for attention.
Look at the way he grabs his beverage right away to wash it down too.
It's just attentionwhores eating something they don't actually want to eat.

>> No.12846289

>>12844655
That guy has been on the fucking pingers.
Boshed 4 E's and turned up for work gurning his face off.

>> No.12846295

>>12845694
Fucking nasty I thought this was happy edition

>> No.12846318

>>12846295
Yikes, I really hope you aren't being culturally insensitive here.

>> No.12846376

>>12846289
heh?

>> No.12846387

>>12846318
Shut up nigger

>> No.12846389

>>12845564
*when they learn you're the easiest food source

>> No.12846396

>>12846318
No, I just wasn't expecting it really so it caught me off guard

>> No.12846411

>>12846387
Who hurt you?

>>12846396
It's concerning that other cultures catch you off guard... Ignorance isn't an excuse to be insensitive. :/ Maybe, just maybe you can be a decent human and learn to accept other cultures, especially PoC.

>> No.12846477

>>12844655
Meth may be bad for you, but ill be damned if it doesnt get shit done

>> No.12846496

>>12844682
why don't the eggs simply revolt and break him?

>> No.12846497
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>> No.12846517

>>12846497
Im fat as hell, and brussle sprouts are good as fuck desu

>> No.12846525

>>12846517
She could only eat potatoes and cheese. It had been her entire diet.

>> No.12846530

>>12846496
xDDDDD EGG KENG LMAO
OMG GUISE SO FUNNY
HOW DOES HE DO IT?

>> No.12846533

>>12846497
That woman was legit mentally ill, though.
We never really did stop having freak shows, did we?

>> No.12846540

>>12846525
oh wow. I mean potatos are pretty versitile, but damn how do you not get tired of it after a while?

>> No.12846550

>>12844716
xDDD egg kang

>> No.12846554

>>12844725
xDDD HOW DOES HE DO IT???

>> No.12846560

>>12846497
Do Americans really do this?

>> No.12846561

>>12845494
xDDDD LMAO

>> No.12846567

>>12846287
a lot of this type of chinese food is purely for looks and status, that's the entire basis of chinese "medicine", it's almost all bullshit and is pre medieval understanding of how medicine works (hurr geoduck look like penis so it must make penis hard). but for some reason it's still common in chinese culture, even after mao tried his best to destroy traditional chinese culture, the worst parts stayed around. eating live animals is purely for status and power as well.

>> No.12846569

>>12846530
if you could go be a newfag somewhere else that'd be great

>> No.12846571

>>12846387
pls do not be rude

>> No.12846580

>>12846569
xDDD BUT I LOVE EGG KING
I MEAN WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE? WHEN DOES HE COME OUT OF HIS FORTRESS xDDD
DOES HE SLEEP THERE LMAO?
WHY DONT WE POST HIM IN EVERY THREAD ON THE BOARD, BECAUSE BEING THE SAME TIRED JOKE IN EVERY WEBM THREAD ISNT ENOUGH
EGG KING LMAO

>> No.12846586

>>12846571
fuck off nigger we're posting about how based egg king is

>> No.12846588

>>12846580
What I love is the fact that you think you're any better than the people posting than webm when all you do is bitch about it.
Go make a cooking thread if you want to fix the board. What did you make today?

>> No.12846594

>>12844682
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>> No.12846596

>>12846588
NOT AN EGG FORT THAT'S FOR SURE xDDDD

>> No.12846608

>>12846580
its egg emperor buddy

get your facts straight seething fag

>> No.12846628

>>12846411
OK I'll try to be more sensitive

>> No.12846646

>>12846608
WHOSE SEETHING?
IM JUST POSTING ABOUT MY FAVORITE MEME xDDD
ALL HAIL DA EGG KING

>> No.12846654

>>12846411
>learn to accept other cultures
maybe when you stop committing 55% of all violent crime while being only 13% of the population, sure
otherwise
shut the fuck up nigger, this is an egg king thread

>> No.12846665

While we're at it, can someone tell me what is in the glass/bottle for each of these subhumans?
Some people say it's oil, but it's just not plausible since you can't keep oil at frying temperature in a glass for a significant amount of time, and the liquid's power doesn't seem to decrease even when they "fry" multiple insects (while it should significantly cool down every time if it was oil).
Plus, some of them do it in bottles instead and drink it afterwards, which would be impossible if it was oil (since they'd be drinking scalding oil).

Just WHAT THE FUCK is in those glasses?

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>> No.12846693

>>12846665
it is oil
in the original video she says i'll fry it
regular glass can withstand hot oil if you're careful
the oil isnt losing much energy each time, its a bug not a burger

>> No.12846716

>>12846678
Hes a hungry boy

>> No.12846721

>>12844682
who builds the egg fort without breaking any eggs?

>> No.12846741

>>12846721
xDDD I POSTED IT AGAIN

>> No.12846751

>>12846741
what are you hoping to achieve with this behavior
no one is going to stop posting it because one guy is pretending to reddit out over it

>> No.12846752

eGGG E EGGGGG EG EGGGG

>> No.12846763

>>12846751
xDD I JUST WANT THIS THREAD TO HIT POST LIMIT SO WE CAN START ANOTHER WEBM THREAD
THAT WAY WE CAN POST EGG KING AGAIN HAHA
ISNT LAUGHING AT EGG KANG FUN xDDD

>> No.12846778

>>12846752
EGG KING
ALL PRAISE THE EGG KING
eat raw meat too

>> No.12846793

>>12846496
kek

>> No.12846797

>>12845694
>clearly unpleasant

>> No.12846806

>>12846496
>>12846793
LMAO xDDD BASED EGG KING

>> No.12846814

>>12846540
When she was a kid she was staying with her aunt and uncle who forced her to eat food she hated because they were sadistic freaks. It unironically traumatised her

>> No.12846822
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>>12846678
hungry boi

>> No.12846834

>>12844655
>Dat nose pick at 0:07
Frogs BTFO

>> No.12846854

>>12846678
Do what you must, I have already won

>> No.12846873

>>12846678
what kinda bird is that?

>> No.12846890

>>12846873
cormorant, they're trained as fishers to go swallow dozens of fish and throw them up for the fisherman

>> No.12846892

>>12845694
Is that a Budweiser?

>> No.12846904

>>12845494
He was born in that exact spot. The eggfort was built around him. He will live his entire life in the eggfort.

>> No.12846938

>>12846904
ALL PRAISE OUR GOD, LORD AND SAVIOR OF CHICKEN EMBRYOS
EGG KING EGG KING
DELIVER UNTO ME
AN EGG DISH SO FRESH
SO HOLY
THAT IT SHALL NEVER BECOME STALE

>> No.12846975

>>12846890
fucking cool.

>> No.12846995
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>>12846272
they're subhumans. other apes, like chimps also eat their prey alive.
>chinks
>chimps
coincidence? I'll let the jury decide.

>> No.12847050

>>12846533
Watch My Strange Addiction. It's so fucking good.

>> No.12847211

>>12844682
I need a quick rundown

>> No.12847226

>>12847211
DUDE EGG KING xDD
HOW DOES HE GET OUT?
DOES HE LIVE THERE?? HAHA I DONT KNOW, ALL I KNOW IS EGG KING IS LIFE HAHA

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>>12846497

>> No.12847289
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>> No.12847412

>>12844655
That's a lot of meth

>> No.12847447

>>12846567
The irony, of course, is that Traditional Chinese Medicine is a complete fabrication... by Mao!

>> No.12847509

>>12844743
It's not retarded. It understoond that it was food, and chose to step in it to spread its toxo.

>> No.12847727

>>12846517
At worst they taste like nothing,so I don't know what she is smelling.
SO I guess it is mental illness,like >>12846533
says.

>> No.12847730

>>12845694
Cute little things. Too bad they got eaten.

>> No.12847770

>>12846890
So is there a chance that I may eat bird vomit fish?

>> No.12847779

>>12846904
Your story checks out,have a nice day,citizen.

>> No.12847795

>>12847289
"Classy" people would rather make the drinks,"classless" people couldn't afford this product.
Also,buy the machine,company goes out of bussiness and you can no longer buy the mix cups.

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>> No.12847804

>>12847779
Haha xDD eggizen hahaha get it lmao??? All praise egg king xDDD

>> No.12847810

>>12847804
You are such a fag.

>> No.12847825

>>12847810
But dood, EGG KING HAHA
HOW WILL EVERYONE KNOW IM HIP AND COOL IF I DONT COPY WHAT EVERYONE ELSE HAS SAID ABOUT BASED EGG KING???
HOW DOES EVEN GET OUT LMAO?

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>>12844655
when ya watch this listening to some synth wave playing, it's really based. y'all need to try it

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>>12847795
>>12847289
Doesn't the machine only add water to the pod? So inside the pod is just a super condensed high ABV% drink that you could just pop open and take like a shot? The machine isn't worth it but I'd be interested in drinking just a straight pod.

>> No.12847866

>>12847843
>just pop open and take like a shot?
So open the mail box and take a cuncetrated cocktail as I count my bills?
You had me at super condensed ABV%,my love.

>> No.12847884

>>12847829
I'd eat it and then let her peg me afterwards

>> No.12847905

>>12845694
why is ricegum eating rice fetuses?

>> No.12847908

>>12846678
absolute fucking unit

>> No.12847914

>>12847829
god i wish that were me

>> No.12847942

>>12844682
dat iron skillet dough.

>> No.12847945

>>12844682
SOmeone dub Gordon ramsey making eggs or something.

>> No.12847952

>>12845120
wait no sound on ck?

>> No.12847955

>>12847952
>ck
Who?

>> No.12847958

>>12846283
illl made me look.

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>>12846497

>> No.12847964

>>12847289
>fits right in your glove compartment. Thats what I would put. Then Car crash, flashing police lights and maybe some tv show theme music. Make it happen.

>> No.12847979

>>12847799
What no payoff? NO ironic food. How about that gay football player and a dick in a gloryhole? How about, lance armstrong(pain is temporary, HGH is also temporary) with some needles and some HGH? So many possible endings and you chose to list food? I want my 1:43 back.

>> No.12847981

>>12847770
it's not exactly an efficient fishing method
you're probably eating farmed fish

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>>12847979
You're awfully angry.

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>>12847509

>> No.12848076
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Ice cream time!

>> No.12848084

>>12848076
sauce?

>> No.12848135

>>12848076
>wow that woman's really hot imagine having milk straight from the source with the-
>oh it's porn
I'm disgusted

>> No.12848460

>>12848076
inb4 pol shows up

>> No.12848473

>>12845694
Umami!!!!1!!!

>> No.12848492

>>12846678
Literally me at the Chinese buffet

>> No.12848494

>>12846273
My asian housemate ate like that, and I thought there was just something wrong with him

>> No.12848504

>>12848084
"5th Course. Dessert"

https://spankbang.com/1dyi7/video/snow+bunny+for+dessert

There. Now everyone knows.

>> No.12848556

this isnt a very happy webm thread

>> No.12848623

>>12846387
>Shut up nigger

Based

>> No.12848637

>>12846654
Now tell him about the Jews, anon. 2% of the population but 33% of the Supreme Court!

>> No.12848652

>>12847984
This webm gave me beetus.

>> No.12848824
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>>12844655

>> No.12848972

>>12848824
This seems so comfy. Am I hungry for male-bonding rather than food?

Also, all these dudes should co-star alongside Tom Selleck, especially the chef.

>> No.12848989

>>12846273
It's really bugs me but Asians don't close Thier mouth while eating, they don't consider it rude

>> No.12849025

>>12846567
>hurr geoduck look like penis so it must make penis hard

what, your penis doesnt get hard by looking at a geoduck?

>> No.12849337

>>12848972
From what i hear, month 4 or 5 out at sea in a sub is pretty awful food wise. After a week or so, the milk is gone. After a month there's no fresh greens. After 2 months its powdered eggs. Meat in the freezer was easy. But really by end of the deployment, they were deep into canned beans territory.

I'm so glad i joined the Air Force, but i have mad respect for submariners and the cooks at sea.

>> No.12849375

>>12849337
Meh, the food is the best in just about any service from what I heard from a nuke bud. Basically morale depends on it, so a massive amount of effort is put into making sure like 90% is comfort food.

Basically, even months in, you still have pizza night, burgers, dogs, fried chicken, pancakes, waffles, etc, just to keep everyone looking forward to something.

>> No.12849386

>>12849375
Yep, all stuff that you can easily fry and the ingredients keep for months. Being on a sub seems like both the best and worst career at the same time. On one hand, you're in a high tech vessel designed to hunt and do secret squirrel shit. On the other hand you're hot bunking all the time in a bunk barely designed to accomidate a midget, and listening to the dude next to you beat his meat.

I dunno why they don't just freeze the milk or something. My dad used to do it all the time.

>> No.12849397

>>12844682
Egg King make Nomlette! Om nom nom.

>> No.12849431

>>12845120
>u will never enjoy food THIS much
why live

>> No.12849440

>>12845694
I always try to imagine how it must feel to be dunked and flailed around in a bowl of sauce

probably not too good

>> No.12849442
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Posting as other thredbignored me...

NIGGS I NEED A QUICK ANSA!!!

I just started a lamb leg roast approx 2kg. Goes in oven with light smothering of olive oil, salt, pepper. Usually I start it on high heat 230C then after 10 mins turn it down. When I put the veggies in under it with an hour to go I add rosemary to the lamb.
Anyhoo I got a phone call and got distracted came back to kitchen 10mins late to turn it down to 160C and olive oil has dripped onto roasting tray and is smoking!! Not smoke your kitchen out smoke but can smell it’s burnt oil alright.
HOW FUCKED AM I???
do I need to throw roast out or do I just forgoe making gravy outa the pan????
Now happily roasting at 160C. No more smell. Am I going to give my family cancer????

>> No.12849452

>>12849442
forgo the pansauce, the oil on the roast itself probably didn't burn but the oil that hit the pan burned off and if you were to make a sauce out of it it might have a really shit taste to it.
Feel free to give it a taste before hand though, pansauce might not taste bad given how long you're roasting it, burnt oil might just be out of it

>> No.12849456

>>12846567
the geoduck thing actually works though

>> No.12849460

>>12849442
yes you need to throw the roast in a dumpster and go get some delicious McDonald's (trademark) for your family

>> No.12849462

>>12849452
Am I giving my family carcinogens or is this just a meme??? I eat food from smoking woks on the daily. I seek out smoking woks lel. Is this shit real???

>> No.12849463

>>12847984
At least there's no mayo involved, that's good enough for an american recipe

>> No.12849467

>>12849460
Thank you based iodine seaweed poster

>> No.12849468

>>12846678
god i wish that was me

>> No.12849469

>>12846273
It's because they're used to chewing around bones, when you're doing that, you bring the food closer to the front of the mouth, a lot of times it leads to people chewing with their mouths open like that.
It's got almost nothing to do with "showing off" any more so then it would be when you have people instagramming their massive lobster dinners or other expensive shit

>> No.12849472

>>12847289
is it possible to make alcoholic jello?

>> No.12849478

>>12847799
wow these "athletes" must be fucking fat pigs
no wonder no one watches sports anymore

>> No.12849481

>>12847825
egg king is pretty based not gonna lie

>> No.12849488

>>12847984
woah, it all just exploded in the bowl

thats crazy bro

>> No.12849493

>>12848494
there is something wrong with him

>> No.12849495

>>12848824
DO
A M E R I C A N S
REALLY????

>> No.12849499

>>12849442
u fucked it
just throw the whole thing out retard

>> No.12849505

>>12846272
Because they don't have a society based on civic duty, so falsely advocating food as fresh is common. The only way to be sure produce is fresh is by having it undeniably fresh.

>> No.12849507

>>12849467
no idea what the fuck you're talking about but ok ill take it

>> No.12849511

>>12846567
Rn if you shit on chinese culture you will unironically have your social credit dumpstered. Happened to a guy who beat a tai chi master with "western mma"

>> No.12849522

>>12846567
>even after mao tried his best to destroy traditional chinese culture

Mao promoted chinese medicine to counter Western influences. And with pig-faced Xi Jinping, it's the same all over again. Hence why China's more retarded than say, under Hu Jintao or in the 90s.

>> No.12849564

>>12846272
>>12846295
>>12846995
Chad predator vs. Virgin prey

>> No.12849588

>>12847799
>Wade Boggs
>Not showing 70 beers
Weak shit man.

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>>12845120
FUCK this turbo autist and his exaggeration of the quality of food prepared in disgusting conditions. Everything about this dude is irritating. His stupid chewing, his stupid crow's feet, that stupid head lean he does, and his mutt appearance in general

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>>12849598
Maybe you just eat shit quality food compared to him.

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>>12849602
thats probably it

>> No.12849617

>>12844655
working for tips just got serious

>> No.12849622

>>12849386
>freeze the milk
>drinking thawed, split milk

Ewwwwwww

>> No.12849624

>>12849602
This guy is so weird

>> No.12849627

>>12849602
I eat great food all the time. The difference is I'm not trying to hype it up for the camera.

>> No.12849628

>>12849624
says the guy on 4..
never mind

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>>12849627
Some of his reactions can be over the top but I still really enjoy his videos.

>> No.12849634

>>12849631
good for you faggot

>> No.12849651

>>12849631
Nothing on this planet taste that good.

>> No.12849654

>>12849631
This guy is so fake. And his face is so punchable.

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>>12845583
>>12849634
>>12849651
>>12849654
>NOOOOOOO YOU CANT POST PICTURES OF MARK WEINS ENJOYING A MEAL HE KNIFERAPES BABIES

>> No.12849722

>>12849714
You can enjoy food without making those crazy (and frankly disgusting) faces.

>> No.12849730

>>12849714
Are you seriously implying he's not totally faking these gross overreactions?

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>>12849714
Have you ever made a face like this? Ever?

>> No.12849745

>>12849733
Yeah, when I came in your dad, haha.

>> No.12849783

>>12849733
No, but that's the sort of face I would make if I were asked to imitate joy, as would any other bad actor.

>> No.12849815

>>12846995
you guys are doing good

>> No.12849827

>>12849472
Yes anon, jelloshots have been a thing since the 90s.

>> No.12849829

>>12846814
LOL what a stupid bitch

>> No.12849831

>>12849827
fuck man

>> No.12849834

>>12846678
That moment of hesitation before finally downing the last fish is me near the end of my second pizza.

>> No.12849838

>>12849831
It's okay anon I didn't try them until my late twenties. They're practical to bring and funny in a "it's not binge drinking it's special" sort of way but the texture doesn't really bring anything and it's annoying to make. I wouldn't recommend it.

>> No.12849845

>>12847289
this is juicero all over again

>> No.12849847

>>12849838
Annoying to make? You just reduce the water content and use a bunch of vodka instead.

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>>12848076
>Hey you wanna watch this woman you find attractive get boned by another dude?

Porn was a mistake.

>> No.12849925

>>12849876
>Hey you wanna watch other people have sex?
unironically living the cucked life
i'm pretty sure thats what it means, my /pol/ese is pretty rusty

>> No.12849934

>>12849876
>>12849925
How do you guys feel about watching other people cook and eat food?

>> No.12850004

>>12846995
Jeans is right. Went to Beijing 10 years ago. Fucking disgusting people.

>> No.12850047

>>12849733
>>12849631
>>12849602
why do his eyes and face shrivel up like a leather handbag when he's eating?

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>> No.12850102

>>12845694
yum! so good i have to chase every bite with Budweiser!

imagine willingly eating a food where the budweiser you wash your mouth out with is actually an improvement over the food

>> No.12850111

>>12844655
does he have downs?
why is he moving like that?

>> No.12850116

>>12847211
he's the surly king of the egg fort
the origin of the egg fort is a mystery as is the conundrum of how the surly king exits without damaging the eggs

>> No.12850117

>>12846890
they're destroying the great lakes fish population and the surrounding lands they nest on. their shit is literally toxic and kills off the vegetation. quite possibly the worst bird in existence

>> No.12850121

>>12850111
Do you know how to hold music in your head? Do you know how to move to music? Because being able to answer "yes" to both questions will carry you through many tedious tasks in life.

>> No.12850125

>>12850116
HAHA xDD EGG KING I POSTED IT AGAIN LMAO

>> No.12850126

>>12850121
no

>> No.12850138

>>12850125
>>12847825
>>12847804
>>12847226
>>12846938
>>12846806
>>12846778
>>12846763
>>12846752
>>12846741
>>12846646
>>12846596
>>12846580
>>12846561
>>12846554
>>12846550
>>12846530
>>12845509
no trolling outside of /b/

>> No.12850142

>>12850138
WHAT TROLLING LMAO
EGG KING IS BASED I JUST THOUGHT EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW HAHA
DID EVERYONE GET IT?? DID YOU GET IT YET? POST MORE EGG KING HAHA
HOW DOES HE GET OUT xDDD

>> No.12850156

>>12846273
reminds me of glass eaters

>> No.12850170

>>12849847
You need a lot of shot glasses, it takes a lot of space in the fridge and it's all for naught unless you're a frat lad.

>> No.12850174

>>12847831
I'm listening to Don't Speak by No Doubt

>> No.12850179

>>12849463
dessert """"SALADS"""" use cool whip (note: not whipped cream) instead of mayo

>> No.12850197

>>12850094
>tosses dough poorly
eh not that bad
>tears it
can be fixed, no big deal
>does it by pulling from the center and tamping it down
that's right
>minimal sauce, doesn't go to the edge
uhhhh what are you doing?
>adds 3lbs of cheese
NO STOP
>squirts a quart of premade bagged cream sauce all over it and tops with more cheese
what kind of fuckery is going on here? is this a joke?

>> No.12850217

>>12844743
i feel the same way about dogs desu

>> No.12850228

>>12844743
It's not retarded, it just hates it's owner and wants to fuck with him.

>> No.12850321

>>12850197
You write like a redditor faggot

>> No.12850322

>>12848076
>"ayo watchu cookin BITCH?"

>> No.12850326

>>12850321
wouldn't know
I've never been there
I have worked as a pizzaiolo for 2 years though

>> No.12850413

>>12849934
I hope you aren't implying that watching a video of food being prepared is comparable to watching other people have sex.

>> No.12850418

>>12844655
>webm thread
>219 replies and 32 images
Well you fucked that up.

>> No.12850468

>>12850413
I'm saying that in both cases you derive at least some of the pleasure from imagining you're the one enjoying the food/sex.
And you might watch either for inspiration.
I know this is really hard for you to understand but some couples watch porn together. Not everybody is a lonely loser who'd rather bitch about wanting Hitler back than get off his ass and go to a bar to actually get laid.
You should try it. It's not very difficult and it doesn't instantly turn you into a "degenerate" either.

>> No.12850473

>>12850468
Holy shit, this word is overused like no other but you're genuinely seething. I'm not either of the two other guys you asked the question to. Settle down, spaz.

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>> No.12850486

>>12850473
Seething how? I'm not upset about some poltard who thinks he'd totally be a rich alpha male like Trump if it weren't for the Jews and their evil pornography.
Don't watch it if you don't like it, crybaby.

>> No.12850494

>>12850486
I watch all kinds of porn. Like I said, I'm not the guys you initially replied to. I assume I've taken some bait because I don't understand how you've made the huge assumption that I'm a /pol/tard based on what I've said to you.

>> No.12850498

>>12850494
Nah, that was aimed at the other guy crying about porn making you a cuck. Speak of overused words, eh?

>> No.12850633

>>12849733
not since i was a child ;w;

>> No.12850676

>>12845694
please send this to the total war general in /vg/

>> No.12850704

>>12848504
noice

>> No.12850722

>>12849495
Being on a submarine is one of the most dangerous and dreadful jobs back then. They made sure the men got good homecooked style food to keep their morale up cause if there was one bad fuckup they could all be dead.

>> No.12850725

>>12846594
Lost at "HOW DOES HE GET OUT?"
Some good pasta

>> No.12850731

>>12845694
fucking gross

who drinks bud?

>> No.12851218

>>12847795
I don't think keurig is going out of business any time soon.

>> No.12851226

>>12844655
that guy loves making crepes

>> No.12851239

>>12848824
how can you possibly have fresh looking crisp vegetables/leafy greens in a submarine??

>> No.12851249

>>12845694
fucking bug men

>> No.12851469

>>12851239
pickled cabbage, canned asparagus were what i saw. maybe hydroponics on some super fat sub.

>> No.12851476

>>12846834
I just watched it frame by frame and I think he bumped his pinky with the spatula and instinctively thrust his pinky in his mouth as though it were a cut

>> No.12851648

>>12849478
Eating 6000 calories a day doesn't make you fat when you're an athlete

>> No.12851690

>>12850326
Me too

>> No.12851820

>>12850326
Ayo errbody look dis wyt boi think he a pizza yolo cuz he make papa Murphy's AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH YEET GOOFY AZZ LIL NI

>> No.12851836

>>12844655
cum

>> No.12851922

>>12851239
This was probably filmed fairly early into deployment. After the first week or two the fresh food runs out and the switch to canned and dry goods starts.

>> No.12851929

>>12847799
Bag of Skittles and a Dr Pepper were my pre-wrestling meals when I was most competitive.

>> No.12851951

>>12851239

'murrica can do anything

>> No.12851984

>>12845213
Mark wiens in ur wiener pener

>> No.12852007

>>12847799
>Usain Bolt
>20 mcnuggets
BULLSHIT, the last thing a competitive runner wants is to cram his stomach full

>> No.12852009

>>12844655
he seems nice

>> No.12852119

>>12850486
Shut the fuck up you fucking KIKE.

>> No.12852125

>>12852007
well he is a NIGGER, so it checks out

>> No.12852530

>>12846678
how the fuck does all that fit into it

>> No.12852535

>>12851820
>papa Murphy's
I don't know what this is, phoneposter

>> No.12852542

>>12847289
>Can't concentrate on the stupid fucking liquor kuerig
>Too annoyed by the forced racemixing

I'm not gonna make it, am I?

>> No.12852637

>>12849602
He is so horrifying to watch. It's like he's a computer simulation of a human hamming up reactions to food. Uncanny.

>> No.12852676

>>12849478
Are you retarded?

>> No.12852704

>>12852676
yes

>> No.12852723

>>12852542
In a normal healthy functioning society? No.

>> No.12852746

>>12845694
What even are those things?
>inb4 "chinks"

>> No.12852766

>>12847799
whipped sour milk? can i get a quick rundown?

>> No.12852778

>>12852766
>sour milk
pretty sure this is essentially kefir

>> No.12852779

>>12847289
Cocktail pods are idiotic, but I can sort of see how lazy retards would buy them instead of making it themselves for way less money and only a tiny bit of effort. The fact that they also sell Beer pods just makes no sense whatsoever to me tho. Who would ever buy a beer pod instead of an actual can/bottle of beer? It's just as easy, if not easier, and it's gonna taste better and be cheaper

>> No.12852781

>>12846567
Except clams are actually high in zinc so they literally are good for your dick.

>> No.12852895

>>12851984
that's not nice

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>> No.12852914

>>12846567
Just like herbal remedies and homeopathy.

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>>12852914
China is strange.

>> No.12852995

>>12852903
>chinks, gooks, and nips love chicago pizza
thanks for confirming I never want to eat it

>> No.12853076

>>12852746
baby mice

>> No.12853109

>>12853076
no this is baby mice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nh3JlHDDQo

>> No.12853125

>>12852919
So, did that guy actually know what "dissident" means or did he just assume the whole thing about the "son" was poor translation?
Because he'd have to absolutely crazy to eat a Chinaman less than well done. Lord only knows what kind of disease they carry.

>> No.12853129

>>12853109
those are young mice. babies are born hairless

>> No.12853149

>>12850483
thank you papa

>> No.12853153

>>12852903
i wish my pizza was in their mouths

>> No.12853158

>>12844658
Cocaine

>> No.12853165

>>12844682
How?

>> No.12853166

>>12853153
is this a sexual innuendo?

>> No.12853171

>>12853166
i sexual inu-what?

>> No.12853178

>>12844743
I think they're funny

>> No.12853255

>>12852542
Its okay bro ill not make it with you.

>> No.12853270

>>12847799
Lol bobby fisher. Absolute legend. We all know he was swallowing his hatred for jews before each match.

>> No.12853297

>>12847799
>>12853270
the man is a redpilled legend, no doubt, but chessplayers are not fucking athletes.

>> No.12853311

>>12853297
It's an athleticism of the mind

>> No.12853315

>>12853297
It takes athletic prowess to run from beatings and swirlies all day

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>>12853297
I'm not a pro by any means, but playing chess all day is mentally exhausting. A proper diet to keep you focused and comfortable is important.

>> No.12853329

>>12849745
Based dadfucker.

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>>12853316
Mental exercise definitely can be exhausting, but it doesn't burn calories.
Your brain accounts for a quite significant portion of your total energy use, yes, but the number doesn't change if you're doing maths or playing chess etc. compared to doing nothing.
I can go along with calling chess a "sport" but a chessplayer is not an athlete.

>> No.12853362

>>12853344
Sure, which is why he's mostly drinking vitamin dense liquids and not eating calories dense foods.

>> No.12853367

>>12850486
Your post reads like the background noise of a middle school. Try harder you faggot nigger.

>> No.12853374

>>12844731
>that look of should i eat it or throw it out

every guy knows that face

>> No.12853379

>>12853344
Is he winning?

>> No.12853393

>>12847289
shit watching that made me feel i was in an imax. too bad cocktails are for faggots

>> No.12853407

>>12853125
Clearly they keep them in a sanitary facility, making sure they are kept free of commoner contaminates.

>> No.12853409

>>12853367
Get mad all you want, buddy. I'm not saying chess isn't a proper discipline.
I'm saying that "athlete" refers specifically to a person who does a physical exercise, not a mental one.
I am, as I already say, perfectly willing to call chess a sport since that's a broader definition. Hell, I'm even open to calling video games a sport technically speaking. But again; playing Fortnite doesn't make you an athlete.

>>12853374
Every guy also knows the answer.

>>12853379
I don't know. I think he's actually playing checkers with chess pieces, but it's still a fun image.

>> No.12853428

>>12853374
5 second rule.

>> No.12853440

>>12853409
>implying
>seething kike
>cope
>i fucked your mom
>dilate
That is all.

>> No.12853452

>>12853316
would be way more impressive without the zillion cuts

>> No.12853458

>>12853409
>I think he's actually playing checkers with chess pieces
>all the pieces are on black tiles
>anon is right
this image is incredible do you mind if I save it?

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>> No.12853512

>>12853428
One time at work, I think it was in orthopedic surgery, myself and a fellow nurse were in the medicine room and she dropped a tablet on the floor. I said "quick, you can still pick it up under the five-second rule!" You know, for a laugh?
Well, she went straight into cuntmode and started lecturing me about how you're not supposed to give medicine that has been on the floor to the patients.
Fucking Christ lady. Grow a funnybone already.
Thanks for reading. I needed to vent.

>> No.12853521

>>12853512
Just report her for stealing meds.

>> No.12853561

>>12853521
I try to not be an asshole, but I might keep that in mind for the next one with zero sense of humour just the same.

>> No.12853645

>>12850321
Suck

Camel

Dick

>> No.12853648

>>12853645
You sound mad, did someone hurt you?

>> No.12853653

>>12850486
Is this a bot?

>> No.12853658

>>12850094
fucking disgusting. if jack had two working hands he would attempt that with some added raw chicken breast.

>> No.12853666

>>12852542
>Too annoyed by the forced racemixing
Do you pitch a fit when you go out places too?
>aight, who paid you to be here? Talking to you afro, yeah, obviously you're a plant for the mall people or that Starbucks. You too slant eyes, go to an internet cafe or something you subhuman.

>> No.12853673

>>12852766
It's what you drink in Turkey to not pee out your ass when you eat their food.

>> No.12853680

>>12853666
mutt please, not everyone is forced to live alongside animals. and you sure as shit dont see them working. forced diversity gets em into white countries, not into employement.

>> No.12853688

>>12852903
Wouldn't pizza hit them right in the gut? All that gluten and dairy? Or am I thinking of Vietnam...

>> No.12853692

>>12845120
>half Thai/ half German

This is why you don't breed with Asians.

>> No.12853694

>>12853512
Women are cunts, and every nurse I've ever met is a double cunt.

>I'm a healthcare professional!
No bitch, you're a glorified secretary.

>> No.12853696

>>12852919
lol, what is this shit?

>> No.12853708

>>12853076
Gross, but probably pretty tasty. I know English sailors tended to look forward to eating the rats to supplement their rations. Vermin have are a poor food staple.

>> No.12853794

>>12853648
Coast
o
a
s
t

>> No.12853814

>>12853680
Nigger... are you real?

>> No.12853884

>>12850142
Seething
Imagine being this buttblasted over a digital recording of some unnamed humble man cooking eggs to subsist in his shitty country.

>> No.12853967

>>12853512
I can see how someone working in healthcare wouldn't want to joke about malpractice even if it were an obvious joke because of how seriously it can be taken by other staff, superiors, or patients if they hear about it. Kind of like working in a kitchen and joking about serving food that fell on the floor. The last thing you need is for someone to overhear the interaction and report you or flip out over it in online reviews or published journalism. She probably could have handled it better, but she'd probably still have been characterized as a cunt for calmly stating that it's inappropriate to joke about serious healthcode/medical practice violations. I've worked in a pharmaceutical company corporate office before, and even the slightest inappropriate comment about handling prescriptions would have been taken very seriously. We had to complete 2 hour long online (on company intranet) compliance training stuff every 30 or 45 days and could not continue working/clocking hours if it wasn't completed by the deadline.

>> No.12854035

>>12853666
I think it's different to be irritated by forced/pushed race mixing in media than to get pissed of by actual race mix couples in real life. I might silently, fleetingly judge the couple, but I can't control other people's lives regardless of what behavior I don't approve of. I find drunk/high, loud, retarded tourists reprehensible but ignore them and move on and enjoy whatever it is that has taken me to an area filled with stupid tourists. I would not be able to watch shows or other media that glorifies that behavior though I don't mind the occasional Cops clip of them getting BTFO.

>> No.12854239

>>12854035
>56%er bitching about race mixing
Do a 23 and me test, the only ones that would have any purity are Scandinavians. You were hosed from your inception.

>> No.12854452

>>12854239
A bunch of family members did DNA tests, and the results were surprisingly consistent with our non-deviated northern French heritage. Regardless, it absolutely is a turn-off when diversity crap is pushed. And it's pushed in everything to the point of rewriting history. My point was that I don't go around pissed off in public when I see non-whites or race mixers in general. I just don't care to consume media garbage that pushes a litany of degenerate crap.

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