Jolibees

[Anonymous No.12840436]

Redpill me on Jolibees

Expat wagie in HK here, it's everywhere due to the huge amount of flips in the city

Is it any good though? What do I get?

[Anonymous No.12840617]

>>12840436
>Is it any good though?

No, not at all.
Flips are alright people, but their food is fucking garbage. Easily the worst food, bar none. Jolibees is no exception. They've got burgers, fries, and for some reason spaghetti? But the issue is everything tastes off or weird. It's like they make all this otherwise 'western' food, right? But they flavor and accentuate all the wrong aspects of it. It's just gross.

[Anonymous No.12841283]

Get that jolly hotdog, senpai

[Anonymous No.12841295]

>>12841283
Even their promotional images that are supposed to make the food look appetizing look gross.

[Anonymous No.12841311]

>>12840436
Jollibees is also out here in 'nam. They had one in small bumfuck city I rode thru in the South.

The taro pies are really good, much better than lotteria taro pies. Haven't anything else besides a chicken sandwich, french fries and icecream. Those were all decent. But I still think about dat taro pie sometimes.

[Anonymous No.12841722]

>>12840617
halo halo is pretty good but jolibee kinda doesn't do the best rendition of it

[Anonymous No.12843283]

I want a giant female worker Jollibee© to sting me in the ass with her modified ovipositor stinger. After she punctures the inner wall of my rectum, I'll watch her pull away, shrieking in pain and bleeding ketchup as her digestive tract, made of giant strands of Jolly Spaghetti™ and covered in hot dog meat sauce, separates from her body along with the stinger, which is pumping frosty purple yam ice cream into my sphincter. She beats her crispy breaded Chickenjoy™ wings furiously, showering the area with stale grease, as she tries to fly back to the hive, but her gaping ass wound where her stinger used to bee is too deep, and she flops down on the ground, hyperventilating and sweating gravy from every pore. I'll watch her gasp and spasm like the chunk of flan in a halo-halo as she bleeds out the last of her ketchup blood onto the parched ground and then fall down on top of her, her stinger still filling me with frosty fun, and start paradoxically undressing as hypothermia begins to kill me from the inside out.

[Anonymous No.12843320]

>>12840617
Is it just too sweet?

[Anonymous No.12843409]

>>12840436
Is it true they have masturbation booths at Jollibees in the Philippines?

[Anonymous No.12843426]

redpill me on Palabok Fiesta

[Anonymous No.12843433]

It's too sweet for my liking. Never tried the spaghetti tho.

[Anonymous No.12843441]

>>12840436
Get chicken, aloha burger, fiesta noodles, and peach mango pie then think for yourself.

[Anonymous No.12843446]

>>12843441
those pies are soo good

[Anonymous No.12843464]

>>12843409
Yes but only single people are allowed now, no more couples or families

[Anonymous No.12843473]

>>12840436
>>12841283
I know this is a meme but the only thing that remotely looks appetizing is their chicken. Isn’t the chain just for picky obese Filipino kids who want sugary shit?

I eat rice with almost every meal and I microwave it sometimes but even my microwaved rice looks more appetizing than that garbage.

[Anonymous No.12843480]

>>12843464
>families

[Anonymous No.12843488]

>>12843473
You don't know shit. It's fucking delicious.

[Anonymous No.12843539]

>>12843320
>Is it just too sweet?

Yes, that's a good way of putting it.

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Hongkong is a country.

[Anonymous No.12843608]

>>12843426
glass noodles with a savory, meaty sauce topped with shrimp, chicharon, and pork bits

[Anonymous No.12843627]

>>12843566
>Hongkong is a country.

You're alright Jollibee shill.

[Anonymous No.12843648]

>>12841283
>burger steak
Do flips really?

[Anonymous No.12843749]

>>12843409
those are just extra toilets. some creep guys hang out there

[Anonymous No.12843761]

Jollibee is creepy

[Anonymous No.12843777]

Redpill me on yum burger

[Anonymous No.12843853]

>>12843566
Wtf they have salad now?

[Anonymous No.12843859]

>>12843853
It has sugar sprinkles in it though

[Anonymous No.12843863]

>>12841283
I'll have the lot, and upgrade to pineapple juice.

[Anonymous No.12843897]

>>12841283
Burger steak is a fucking Salisbury steak

[Anonymous No.12843949]

>>12840436
the only thing i liked was the mango pie.

[Anonymous No.12844048]

It's shit. The only saving grace are the chicken and halo-halo and not every branch outside Flipland has the latter.

[Anonymous No.12844052]

>>12843777
Drenched in sauce. Think of that time you had a burger with too much sauce. Now triple the amount of sauce.

[Anonymous No.12844114]

>>12843488
those breasts look juicy

[Anonymous No.12844119]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaNY4ulk4Ac

[Anonymous No.12844695]

>>12844114
They were

[Anonymous No.12844723]

>>12844119
That was painful thanks

[Anonymous No.12844727]

>>12840436
>Jolibees
the B is the health rating

[Anonymous No.12844859]

>>12844727

[Anonymous No.12845242]

>>12844727
Eyyyyyy

[Anonymous No.12845458]

>>12843566
>66 get

I didn't realize they have a veggie bowl - I never saw it on their menu.

[Anonymous No.12845492]

>>12840436
>>12840436
I think there is one Jolibee in Monkok.
It looks and sounds like shit enjoy your spaghetti with pineapple.

[Anonymous No.12845582]

>>12845492
No there's one in Central too at least