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Memes aside was Paul Masson actually good champagne or was Orson just desperate for money?

>> No.12839476

>>12839444
No idea.

But Orson Welles really was desperate for money at this time of his life. Was a giant drunk too, so probably got them to throw in a few cases of the stuff. Could have tasted like cat piss and he'd have drank it, desu.

>> No.12839495

>>12839444
It was one of the first big name wineries in california i think, but its cheap soccer mom wine to get plastered on. Its the ones with the weird bottle that has a huge cap on top.

>> No.12839521

>>12839444
Poor bastard.
One of the most tragic falls from grace of all time.
I hate the fact that an entire generation only know him for that stupid wine commercial.

>> No.12839568

>>12839521
i wonder what hes doing in heaven right now

>> No.12839591

>>12839568
eating and drinking

>> No.12839905

>>12839521
That's not fair, I know him mostly from the stupid frozen peas commercial and gags from the Critic.

>> No.12839931

Paul Masson is bottom shelf rock-gut garbage jsyk OP

>> No.12839960

>>12839444
Here's a good eight minutes or so of that fat cunt Orson Welles freaking out on interns and stuff.
Opie & Anthony: Orson Wells Outtakes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx1oRvfhCHA

>> No.12839971

>>12839444
Orson is like a nigger, blaming everyone but himself for his problems and lack of ability.

>> No.12840005

>>12839444
Desperate for money. There is only so long you can survive off the food you scavenge out of your beard.

>> No.12840039
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>>12839960
Did you know; Opie has been doing radio since he was 18

>> No.12840057

>>12840039
Probably earlier, maybe professionally since 18. I used to do it also in summer camp when I was a little kid, I just played records and read some news. It's fun stuff.

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>>12840057
Come on, man

>> No.12840089

>>12839905
what luck theres a frenched FRY stuck in my beard!

>> No.12840091

>>12840086
What I wrote is true, I never went professional with it, I went into computer programming which was more fun back then, especially when not having to deal with sandniggers and indians.

>> No.12840097

>>12839521
He got lampooned in Animaniacs a lot. Legacy = intact

>> No.12840104

>>12839960
Would be a lot funnier if those radio jackasses would stfu. Also Welles did nothing wrong.

>> No.12840107

>>12839444
back then I'm sure it was bad, or at least mediocre, California wine didn't take off till the mid-late 90s

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>> No.12840116

>>12840091
The joke, you daft fucking cunt, is that Opie would say "I've been doing radio since I was 18" fucking constantly.
Fucking hell, man. I get that it's kind of esoteric, but even if you're not into O&A you should be able to tell that someone's making an in-joke and just back away from it if you don't get it.
Come on, Brotherman.

>> No.12840117

>>12839905
>the Critic
Stopped reading there to bee honest.

>> No.12840124

>>12840104
They were hilarious back in the day, I used to be able to work from home when I wanted to so listened to O&A while writing and making sure servers were running properly. On multiple occasions they made me fall off of a chair cracking up laughing. That's before they needed a third like lil jimmy or whatever they brought in. When it was Opie & Anthony they fucking rocked.

>> No.12840129

>>12840116
The real joke is that hoho invented radio, he invented the Earth.

>> No.12840147

>>12840124
Jimmy was alright some of the time.
It was the gimmicky shit about describing how totally naked some chick was getting I found cringy.
Highlights that come to mind without having to look up stuff on Youtube; the toothpick guy interview, any time Anthony impersonated Dice, and Big A doing standup.
But it wasn't really the bits and gimmicks that made the show. It was the the quick sharp wit of Ant, and Jimmy in my opinion, inserting jokes into otherwise mundane interviews and conversations.
And also that time one of the Pests gave a shoutout after he was caught on To Catch a Predator.

>> No.12840169

>>12840039
I really wish Norm would have gone with O&A instead of Stern

>> No.12840201

>>12840147
lil yimmy was funny when he on like once every couple weeks, then he had something to say. When he became a permanant fixture then O&A started going downhill. The fucker would just interject shit in the middle of a conversation with his stupid rat sounding voice.

>> No.12840211

>>12840169
O&A didn't need any of those thirds that they stuffed on as permanant fixtures.
Norm, an unmemorable bore.

>> No.12840221

>>12840211
Worst possible opinion of all time.
I know that's you, Frank Stallone.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXpVA7IAH1o
This fucking song makes me have fever dreams about Orson saying "ahh, the French." It's not good but it's not terrible. :\

>> No.12840279

>>12839960
https://youtu.be/0auwpvAU2YA

>> No.12840280

>>12840221
That's Nancy Sinatra to you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbyAZQ45uww
Nancy Sinatra - These Boots Are Made for Walkin'

>> No.12840286

>>12840279
That's hollywood types, coddled to since they were kids and paid to read lines, like orson.

>> No.12840289

>>12840280
You certainly do sound like a nancy

>> No.12840293

>>12840289
You'd know. Back to frisco with you!

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I assume we're all watching the 5th anniversary Compound Media video right now.
Uuuuuggghhhhhhhuuuuuu

>> No.12840315

>>12840309
No. I don't watch fag shit and have never heard of "Compound Media" before and really don't care about your faggot hollywood creations.

>> No.12840322

>>12840201
... lil yimmy never had any cadence.

>> No.12840343

>>12840201
I was so happy when he suddenly went quiet during the Gary Oldman interview. I guess he had to take a shit or something.

>> No.12840363

>>12840089
>frenched

>> No.12840581

>>12839521
Yeah, Citizen Kane is so obscure.

>> No.12840633

>>12840116
Zoomers raus!

>> No.12840654

>>12840581
It's becoming obscure. That's the pity.
Imagine people now knowing Harrison Ford was in SW and IJ.

>> No.12840763

>>12840654
Yeah a couple of decades ago it was hailed as one of the greatest movies ever made now it’s probably #51 after Ant Man and Black Panther.

>> No.12840925

>>12839568
Eating Mrs. Pell's fish sticks

>> No.12840941

>>12840763
Black Panther is easily top ten, you absolute racist.

>> No.12841461

>>12840941
It was generic and predictable as fuck. Flipping the script from crappy action dramas with white casts and a token black guy sho showing how noble he can be to a black cast and token white dude showing how noble he can be doesn't change the fact that it was derivative and cringey.

>> No.12841716

>>12840654
Bullshit. Citizen Kane is continually ranked at the very top by anyone with half a brain and Touch of Evil and The Third Man are right up there as well. His pioneering techniques are still used by filmmakers today.

Try another avenue (perhaps the rat infested garbage can behind your singlewide) for your manufactured wh*te genocide, /pol/tard.

>> No.12841735

>>12839444
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=dXpVA7IAH1o

>> No.12841746

>>12840941
kindly return to reddit you tasteless subhuman

>> No.12841753

>>12840262
ok this is pretty good lol

>> No.12841781

>>12841716
>anyone with half a brain
Those are on retreat as well, mate
And I said nothing about white genocide at all. I'm sure there are a few coloureds out there who appreciate good film.