what do you do in a group when theres a last slice of pizza. why is it so awkward?

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Anonymous Tue Aug 27 01:06:20 2019 No.12837807 [Reply] [Original]

what do you do in a group when theres a last slice of pizza. why is it so awkward?

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>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 01:07:37 2019 No.12837812 Just say "Anyone want the last slice?" real quick as you reach for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 01:09:12 2019 No.12837817 >>12837807 You always offer the last slice to the fat person in the group. Keeps them nice and fat hehehehehe

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 01:39:57 2019 No.12837929 >>12837807 You should have a loaded plate, you leave the last slice as a peace offering and walk off with 3-4.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 01:43:39 2019 No.12837940 >>12837807 Where I live people just buy their own whole pizza. None of this slice nonsense.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 01:54:39 2019 No.12837969 >>12837807 Ask the room if anyone else wants it. If someone else wants it, decide who gets it with a friendly game of rock, paper, scissors.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 02:15:00 2019 No.12838039 >>12837807 That's a good looking cheese and bread open-faced sandwich. So, where's the pizza?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 02:16:50 2019 No.12838049 >>12837807 I assert dominance and take it without saying anything. But then again I am 6'2".

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 02:16:57 2019 No.12838050 >>12837812 This

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 02:21:11 2019 No.12838067 Throw it away. If it cannot be shared by everyone it's not useful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 02:22:44 2019 No.12838071 I'm usually full by that point and don't want it, thus solving the problem on my end.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 02:33:06 2019 No.12838103 >>12837807 This never happens to me because everyone gets their own pizza.

Anonymous Tue Aug 27 03:32:49 2019 No.12838288

>>12837807
a restaurant where the menus you get are all specific to the size of your party - so someone doesn't get something, or there's 1 leftover piece.

if you have 4 people, then everything will have either 3 or 5 pieces. if you have 6 people, then the menus will be for either 5 or 7.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 04:44:58 2019 No.12838437 i awkwardly smile and say "does anyone want this"? i'm not fat so it's not embarassing

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 04:49:00 2019 No.12838447 >>12838288 >eat at italian place >party of three >waiter puts down a basket with five pieces of bread >every time without fail fuck you, italian waiters

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 04:54:21 2019 No.12838455 >>12837807 I don't know. I've always done childish things like eating pizza in private.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 05:09:52 2019 No.12838496 >>12838049 Literally, same brother

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 06:08:17 2019 No.12838635 >>12837812 Ased

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 06:45:41 2019 No.12838709 Split evenly first

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 06:56:07 2019 No.12838729 >>12837807 I only eat pizza alone.

Anonymous Tue Aug 27 06:56:09 2019 No.12838730

>>12837812
Lol. I have one buddy that always eats pizza as if hes starving. I was having some people over to watch a playoff game. He was the first to arrive and I ordered 3 pizzas. They were delivered about 10 mins before everyone else showed up (about 4 other people, so 6 of us total) and I shit you not the guy ate one and a half pizzas in 10 mins. I was too much of a cuck to say anything but have some manners for chrissake

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 07:21:42 2019 No.12838779 >>12837807 Man up and grab it if nobody wants it. Don't be a pussy or you'll be consigned to minimum wage shit jobs for the rest of your life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 07:22:31 2019 No.12838782 >>12838779 Jesus, imagine being affluent enough to let someone else have a slice of pizza.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 07:28:02 2019 No.12838801 >>12837807 Pull out your peepee and cum on the last slice then you and your fag friends can fight over the big wad of pizza cum.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 07:34:11 2019 No.12838817 >>12837807 If it's my house & I have guests, I offer it to my guests If I'm a guest at someone's house I just take it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 07:52:53 2019 No.12838867 >>12837807 ask who wants it then take it when nobody says "me"

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 07:56:14 2019 No.12838880 >>12838049 Bad ass. Everyone look out. We have a bad ass here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 09:01:13 2019 No.12839075 >>12838880 Cringe

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 09:32:13 2019 No.12839193 I eat it. Hesitation is for the weak.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 09:36:54 2019 No.12839202 >>12837807 >shrug >"I hate to be that guy..." >grab slice >others laugh it off this method has never failed me

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 09:37:17 2019 No.12839203 Why, I take out my peanus weanus and cum on it of course. That way even if somebody wanted that piece, they wouldn't take it, so that 'za is all mine!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 09:37:31 2019 No.12839205 That piece is destined to be a thrown away. It’s best to think of it as a garnish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 09:46:11 2019 No.12839232 >friends Dont have any >coworkers They dont eat with me. I usually eat alone at my desk >family I act like a spoiled cunt with them. So i would take the last slice while my dad looks at me in disgust and my mom cries in the kitchen

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 09:54:39 2019 No.12839262 >>12837807 If everyone isn't satisfied and happy aaaaaaaaand you all have cash. Obviously order some more?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 10:31:03 2019 No.12839384 >>12837807 My friends and I always play soggy biscuit and the loser HAS to eat the last slice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 10:55:28 2019 No.12839468 >>12838730 You should've laughed at him and continuously made fun of him the entire night

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 11:12:46 2019 No.12839539 >>12839232 Absolutely based

Anonymous Tue Aug 27 11:19:26 2019 No.12839555

>>12837807
Depends
>did I buy it
I’m eating it, it’s mine
>did I split the cost with whoever I’m eating with
Either split the last slice or ask if they want it or not. Chances are I probably don’t need that last slice
>did I not pitch in any money but am eating anyway
I’m not touching it unless someone offers it to me

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 11:19:53 2019 No.12839558 >>12837940 You go to a party or get-together and everyone orders and eats their own pizza? Where do you live, Kentucky?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 11:20:17 2019 No.12839560 >>12837807 Everyone says I can't I'm full then the fat guy goes for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 13:37:44 2019 No.12840185 Everyone cuts it into smaller pieces and eats it. This is how it should be done. Alternatively, depending on who needs the most calorie intake gets more pizzas. To each according to their need.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 13:39:40 2019 No.12840202 >>12837807 I don't share pizza with anyone. I buy a whole cunt for myself and everyone else can fucking deal with it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 13:39:54 2019 No.12840203 File: 123 KB, 825x713, 1515372180679.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12840185 wrong file Not red enough.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 13:39:54 2019 No.12840204 My friends always order too much pizza so there are plenty of leftovers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 13:42:03 2019 No.12840214 I ask out loud. "I want that last slice of pizza, does anybody else want it instead?" Usually everybody would say no and it's mine. I asked, so it's fair game after that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 13:45:39 2019 No.12840229 >>12838730 Jesus what a pig. I mean, there's helping yourself to food that's offered, and there's being a greedy freeloading swine. Is he poor? Does he body build? Is he autistic or super selfish? What's this guys deal?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 13:48:16 2019 No.12840240 >>12840229 Probably just an unaware fatty

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 14:13:43 2019 No.12840371 File: 101 KB, 2030x1134, 1566893404797.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >eating the last slice when she is giving you the look

Anonymous Tue Aug 27 14:40:46 2019 No.12840539

>>12840229
Hes an athlete. He use to play NCAA ball. Hes not poor just cheap. Hes q tradesman for the union. Probably make 70-80k a year.

Everytime we go to the bar everyone usually buys a pitcher and we all share and he never buys one. He still plays beer league sports and hes not fat like the other anon stated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 14:45:56 2019 No.12840578 >>12837807 Nobody takes the last slice as its impolite and the person that does is a selfish prick who is always stained in my mind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 19:58:57 2019 No.12842185 Me and my friends chew it up and pass it between our mouths so we all get a taste of the last slice

Anonymous Tue Aug 27 20:01:27 2019 No.12842195

>>12840578
Well someone's gotta eat it....
>t. The guy who refuses to eat the last slice even when I want to when the host insists someone eats it and everyone else is refusing because I dont want to be "the guy who ate the last slice"

This is actually an interesting psychological nugget. It seems to be a universal thing, judging by this thread, that eating the last slice is a bit of a taboo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 21:25:12 2019 No.12842510 >>12837807 What bad host is out of pizza I'd be so embarrassed Whose that poor guy

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 23:08:29 2019 No.12842974 >>12838049 >But then again I am 6'2". What, in circumference?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 23:10:58 2019 No.12842987 >>12842974 lol

Anonymous Tue Aug 27 23:18:21 2019 No.12843010

The correct response is to offer the last slice to others, who then all refuse it being polite, and then eating it.

If someone does take it, you make a backhanded compliment like "Good for you, I hate it when people refuse the last slice just to be polite".

Anonymous Tue Aug 27 23:28:42 2019 No.12843042
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>>12837807
I ALWAYS eat until I get full OR until I eat up ALL the food available. Not my fault your cheap ass didn't buy enough food for your stupid party. I'm an animal too, I'll go through your fridge and take whatever I want out of the pantry. I've even gone as far as tossing a Digiorno's pizza in the oven when they ran out of hamburgers. So yeah, I don't give a fuck if you're too slow to grab the last slice for yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 23:39:51 2019 No.12843072 >>12837807 >imagine being a poor faggot host that runs out of food during a party or a hangout

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 23:46:18 2019 No.12843096 >>12843072 Stop being fat

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 27 23:55:28 2019 No.12843129 >>12843096 seethe more malnourished beta cuckold poor soiboi , have a gut to down as much za' as I please and not worry about the last slice

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 00:06:19 2019 No.12843161 >>12843129 RUDE!

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 00:12:27 2019 No.12843172 >>12837807 It's only awkward if you are fat, and I'm guessing you are

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 02:36:26 2019 No.12843558 >>12837807 I cut or order my pizzas into 16ths, not 8ths. Much smaller slices so you get to "enjoy" more. Also since the last slice is so small no one cares about swipping it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 02:45:11 2019 No.12843575 >>12842195 A universal thing with people who have manners. Im sure there are many uncouth barbarians that would happily take the last slice and not think twice of the silent disdain they have just brought upon themselves.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 02:56:45 2019 No.12843603 >>12837807 just just fucking take it if you're hungry and want it, if anyone else wanted it they should take it. if they're too scared to sucks for them, you get more pizza because you're not a pussy queer

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 03:02:10 2019 No.12843618 >>12837812 i've learnt to say "yep" before they even get to the last syllable

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 03:33:07 2019 No.12843696 >>12843558 Then they just fall over like limp dicks, but then you'd know about limp dicks you homosexual.

Anonymous Wed Aug 28 04:16:37 2019 No.12843785

>>12837807
I say "Okay so right now we are in a bit of a peculiar situation, I must say. Everyone wants this last piece, yet no one has the guts to take it. In order to save everyone for the, uh, dare I say, suspense and fear, I will take one for the team and relieve us of this awkward situation by solving the problem" while I just grab it and eat it like the intelligent chad I am.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 04:19:16 2019 No.12843793 >>12843072 >a poor faggot host that runs out of food why are you an insufferable edgy kid? this can happen to anyone, the important thing is how you react (ie make some more or order something if youre empty).

Anonymous Wed Aug 28 04:22:02 2019 No.12843798

>>12837807
It depends upon the situation. Most of the time, though, I'm the only person willing to eat it or the people around me will go full Chinese and throw it away just to be polite. Seriously, I have no idea why, either, since none of them are even Asian.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 04:23:34 2019 No.12843804 File: 120 KB, 399x400, 1518851559171.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >having friends

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 04:26:02 2019 No.12843808 File: 2.49 MB, 947x925, chix parm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I always order my pie cut into 12 slices when I have other people eating it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 04:34:15 2019 No.12843818 >>12837807 >>12843808 why do americans put so much cheese on their pizzas?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 07:54:52 2019 No.12844294 >>12837807 Eat it if I'm hungry or save it for someone else if they haven't had enough. Common sense

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 07:55:22 2019 No.12844295 >>12843808 do you put pineapple on your pizza?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 08:01:20 2019 No.12844321 >>12842974 Kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 08:03:47 2019 No.12844328 >>12840539 >>12838730 get better friends dumbass

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 08:05:57 2019 No.12844332 >>12838049 >be 6.2 >still have teeny-tiny baby pencil cock >needs to brag about being rude and autistic on a cooking board to cope pretty pathetic if you ask me

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 08:07:35 2019 No.12844335 >>12838288 What if someone wants to eat a bit less?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 08:16:57 2019 No.12844357 >>12843793 >why are you an insufferable edgy kid? where the fuck do you think you are? just ignore retards like this...

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 09:13:51 2019 No.12844524 >>12844357 haha yeah this is 4chan we all act the same here ahah even when edge is entirely off-topic and unwarranted ahahah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 09:18:23 2019 No.12844534 >>12839558 >You go to a party or get-together and everyone orders and eats their own pizza? Yes. I live in Germany.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 12:32:12 2019 No.12845226 >>12844534 So it is like going to Pizza Hut with small children where everyone gets a personal...

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 12:33:49 2019 No.12845233 >>12838103 You and your friends must be some ham planets

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 13:08:55 2019 No.12845358 >>12843818 You prefer to eat bread with little added taste?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 13:12:23 2019 No.12845376 >>12837807 EAT IT EAT IT DON'T YOU MAKE ME REPEAT IT

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 13:19:25 2019 No.12845406 >>12840539 What a free loading disgusting human being. "Free for me" is probably his motto in life. This "friend" of yours would have been carved out of my circle a long time ago. Self-serving, egocentric asshole. Go be cancer somewhere else!

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 14:26:23 2019 No.12845660 >>12837807 knife fight

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 15:43:06 2019 No.12846010 >>12837807 i take it and eat it without asking questions like any alpha male would

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 15:56:59 2019 No.12846073 >>12837940 Big boi detected

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 16:10:41 2019 No.12846139 >>12837807 I take it as the alpha male in the group.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 16:11:46 2019 No.12846144 >>12844332 Manlet cope

Anonymous Wed Aug 28 17:52:56 2019 No.12846516
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>friend's house/friends paid for it
"Imma kill this. Anyone object?"
Split it if someone wants some
>my house/ I paid for it
Foil up the last piece(s) and fridge it cause bizza is 100% better tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 18:55:47 2019 No.12846867 >>12837807 Grab it before someone else if Im still hungry

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 19:01:41 2019 No.12846888 >>12838730 Sounds like a Chad honestly

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 20:18:08 2019 No.12847286 >>12837807 take one bite and put it back

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 20:24:52 2019 No.12847313 >>12837807 That which was divided may be divided again, and all that wish to partake shall be assigned a portion. So sayeth Solomon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 20:40:51 2019 No.12847381 Depends who I am eating with. My friends are fat pigs and I will gladly take it. My family is full of light eaters so I'll offer it up genuinely.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 20:41:13 2019 No.12847387 >>12846888 His name is literally "chad". I'm not even kidding

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 20:41:22 2019 No.12847388 >>12837807 Save it for Tyrone so he has something to eat after he's done with my gf.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 20:42:25 2019 No.12847402 >>12847387 If you have a kid name them Chad and they will literally grow into the role.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 20:48:55 2019 No.12847416 >>12837807 assert your dominance by pissing in it

Anonymous Wed Aug 28 20:48:56 2019 No.12847417

>>12845406
He kind of is getting carved out. Hes a really good guy otherwise. For example one time I got jumped by 6 or 7 guys and he got in there to help out even though I'm sure he knew we'd both just get our ashes kicked but didnt want to just watch it (most people say they would do this for their friend but most wouldn't when in the actual situation desu). but people are getting tired of this type of shit plus his wife is insufferable. Very controlling and puts a damper on the mood whenever shes around. But hes been one of my best friends since childhood and we went through every phase of life together from adolescence to adults with children so there is a bond there for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 20:58:10 2019 No.12847465 >>12844335 Then there is a slice leftover and the dilemma repeats

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 21:12:06 2019 No.12847562 >>12837807 Let the person who's eaten the least so far have it. Some people are really slow eaters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 28 21:39:48 2019 No.12847702 >>12838049 when you grow up to 6'5" like me the host offers you the last piece as a gesture of submission

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 00:11:30 2019 No.12848301 >>12839202 "If you hate being that guy than dont touch it" I say after slapping the slice off your hand and stuffing it in my face while laughing louder than anyone and slapping your back.

Anonymous Thu Aug 29 00:19:52 2019 No.12848350

>>12840204
Cherish those freinds, I hope you will never experinece having stingy "freinds" they would talk about the price of the pizza every 5 minutes and try to convince themselves it was worth it instead of relaxing. Also you cant just show up one day and suggest to do a fun activity that costs money, and they humblebrag about being broke if that is something to brag about.
Glad I stopped these tards.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 00:25:43 2019 No.12848375 >>12837812 I usually pay for it so I just take the last slice if I want it. Buyers privilege.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 02:01:51 2019 No.12848697 Typically, I'll tell someone in the group to eat it. If they absolutely refuse to, then I'll have it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 02:09:49 2019 No.12848716 I'm not a poorfag so I don't order barely enough pizza for the group. There are always leftovers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 03:39:33 2019 No.12848998 >>12845406 I have a strong feeling that someone named Chad banged your wife

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 03:56:39 2019 No.12849052 File: 70 KB, 470x470, 1560804450380.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12843042 When will God stop your sinful hand?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 09:19:18 2019 No.12849741 >>12846144 im taller than you

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 09:29:27 2019 No.12849761 >>12837810 right is moving so fast their arms a blur, left is fucking DEAD

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 11:16:38 2019 No.12850091 >>12842974 absolutely unequivocally btfo

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 11:42:37 2019 No.12850173 >>12843042 i would kick you out of my house

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 12:51:22 2019 No.12850380 >>12845233 A grown male being unable to eat one large pizza in one sitting as a one-off thing is pretty pathetic. How anorexic are you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 12:56:23 2019 No.12850393 >>12847286 FUCK YOU I'VE ACTUALLY SEEN THIS BEFORE! ALWAYS SOME DUMB CUNT NOBODY LIKES BUT WE PRETEND TO BECAUSE BUDDY IS BANGING HER

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 29 12:59:28 2019 No.12850404 Be alpha and eat it

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 04:06:30 2019 No.12852011 Be alpha and give it to the weakest member of the group

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 04:10:11 2019 No.12852012 >>12850404 You'd think we'd only be getting high quality posts since it's so hard to get posts through right now. But nope, we still mainly get stuff like this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 04:40:07 2019 No.12852029 >>12837807 I can't relate to this poorfag problem. Even when I bake Pizza myself for a group of people I always do more than needed since one day old Pizza is godlike.

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