/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12836763]

Its over. Plant based meat has won. Next is the dieback loop point of McDonalds, which will then spread to the 5 Guys, Chick fil as, whataburgers, in n outs of the world and soon all will be fully vegan

[Anonymous No.12836844]

>>12836763
Fast food has been killing people for years while cutting as many corners as possible, including watering down thier meat. It's only natural they will develop "food" to kill vegans as well.

[Anonymous No.12836848]

Good

[Anonymous No.12836900]

>>12836763
>while they last
YOU BASTARDS GOT ME THE LAST FIVE TIMES BUT NOT THIS TIME

[Anonymous No.12836914]

this beyond meme will fail. nobody will buy it long term, won't last three years.

[Anonymous No.12836922]

No point in getting getting the vegan meals from fast food places since they are rendered moot by being cooked with the same stuff the real meat is cooked.

[Anonymous No.12836950]

>>12836914
That’s what they said about the automobile

[Anonymous No.12836968]

this could work for kfc because the breading is all anyone cares about anyway

[Anonymous No.12836973]

>>12836763
Why do liberals hate us so much? What the fuck did we do to them?

[Anonymous No.12836974]

>>12836914
Already been around for at least two.

[Anonymous No.12836975]

>>12836763
>a few shitty fast food chains start selling plant based shit alongside their regular menu
>ITS OVER
Fuck fast food marketing bullshit. Half the "meat" they sell probably isn't even a high enough grade of whatever to be considered meat anyway.
Come @ me when they come for my butcher shops and steak houses.

[Anonymous No.12836978]

>>12836914
https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/29/business/beyond-meat-earnings/index.html
Cope

[Anonymous No.12836997]

>>12836975
Those will be banned. And the patrons will be shot on sight for attempting to procure death food
https://youtu.be/_GgP6jo5DTM
Non cultured/lab meat will be fully banned by 2050

[Anonymous No.12837051]

>>12836914
if you think that, you must not get out much

[Anonymous No.12837061]

KFC contained more breading and vegetable oil than it did chicken in the first place. It was already mostly vegan lmao.

[Anonymous No.12837505]

>>12836922
They're also horrible for you, franken soy/wheat mishmash.

[Anonymous No.12837509]

>>12837505
Now everyone can be sick!

[Anonymous No.12837561]

>>12836763
Of all the beyond meat things I can actually see this working.
Fry batter and spices do plenty to cover up the fake meat taste. My problem with beyond burgers is that if you isolate the patty from everything you get that crappy aftertaste

[Anonymous No.12837743]

Watching the banning of meat is gonna be fucking hilarious. I'm gonna find a place in the mountains to run an illicit yak and goat farm and watch over the next 40 years as mysterious illnesses caused by zero meat consumption pop up in the general population.

[Anonymous No.12837783]

>>12836763
based. chicken is mostly tasteless anyway and all of the flavour comes from the breading.

[Anonymous No.12837847]

>>12837743
>I'm gonna find a place in the mountains to run an illicit yak and goat farm and watch over the next 40 years as mysterious illnesses caused by zero meat consumption pop up in the general population.
Pretty sure Monsanto can genetically engineer whatever people need and just add it to the vaccines they're already receiving, or put it in the food and water supply.
Can also throw in some prophylactic radiation induced gene editing now that we have all those new 5G towers getting built everywhere.
Honestly I don't get why governments don't do more of this sort of preventative medicine. It always pays off when they've done this in the past e.g. The massive drop in thyroid problems after the US began iodizing table salt.

[Anonymous No.12837856]

>>12837847
>Honestly I don't get why governments don't do more of this sort of preventative medicine.
Depends. Especially when you consider the opinions about fluoride in the water.

[Anonymous No.12837866]

>>12836763
Why not just deep fry something normal you fucking assholes? What even is this shit?

[Anonymous No.12837877]

>>12836997
So it's civil war, then. See you soon.

[Anonymous No.12837887]

>>12836763
>eat the soy mash, bigot!
>you don't need meat, meat is bad! (Unless you're a rich elite in which case you can get all the steak you want).

[Anonymous No.12837889]

>>12837866
You'd complain no matter what they fried.

[Anonymous No.12837891]

>>12836763
We need a near-peer war.

[Anonymous No.12837893]

>>12837866
Beyond Meat is pea protein and coconut oil, and some other plants stuff, soy free. I think it's funny how they push it as a meat replacement, it's terrible for you nutritionally you might as well eat a burger. It's only good for vegans who want to replicate the taste/textures of meat without needing to have an animal killed

[Anonymous No.12837894]

>>12836973
You're white.

[Anonymous No.12837898]

>>12837887
>>you don't need meat, meat is bad! (Unless you're a rich elite in which case you can get all the steak you want).
Based schizo.

[Anonymous No.12837901]

>>12836763

ok. next up is ribs. oh wait we already have McRibs which taste nothing like real ribs. tastes like something a cow shit out.

[Anonymous No.12837902]

>>12837505
[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.12837906]

>>12837877
>So it's civil war, then.
Shit, the memes were 100% accurate.

[Anonymous No.12837914]

I work at A&W and there's a surprising amount of people who like the Beyond meat burger and sausage despite not being vegan. Lots of my coworkers will alternate between getting a beyond and normal burgers during their lunch breaks and I occasionally make beyonds with bacon. Its usually women and its fucking weird to me.

[Anonymous No.12837916]

>>12836763
>fake soy meat

[Anonymous No.12837921]

how do they MAKE fake meat? isn't this impossible meat stuff some kind of protein cloning occult voodoo shit where they multiplying heme molecules? what if heme has a soul?

[Anonymous No.12837922]

>>12837906
Where has the time gone?

[Anonymous No.12837925]

>>12837906
This but unironically

[Anonymous No.12837934]

>>12836763
How do they make the bones? Tree branches?

[Anonymous No.12837937]

>>12837921
Pretty sure it is ultra processed pea protein.

[Anonymous No.12837944]

>>12837893
>>12837937
So are they gonna burn more forests so they could plant more peas?

[Anonymous No.12837948]

>>12837921

[Anonymous No.12837954]

>>12836763
It's just a fad like all the food fads before it but it'll likely die out even faster. I can't wait for the hotsauce fad to die out as well.

[Anonymous No.12837958]

>>12837948
I think the beyond burger uses peas to claim no soy.
>>12837944
I'd wager the factory producing these things is far from carbon neutral, it takes a lot of effort to transmutate peas into flesh. Animals probably still do it cleaner.

[Anonymous No.12837968]

>>12837944
If less people eat meat, less space is used to grow feed for livestock so we can use that area for other crops. You think the animals just live on air?

[Anonymous No.12837995]

>>12836763
>implying true, actual vegans would eat that garbage or at fast food establishments

It's a meme fad

[Anonymous No.12838003]

>>12837995
It's for women and zoomers, who think meat is unhealthy. Not the kind of vegans who have a seizure if a piece of ham touches their salad. The fake patties are cooked on the same grills as the meat.

[Anonymous No.12838023]

I wish it was true and the alternatives to meat "won" for environmental reasons. The truth is that meat consumption is higher than ever per capita and will likely increase.

[Anonymous No.12838035]

>>12836763
looks like textured soy protein desu
those things have been around for a very long time

maybe they added some chicken flavour to it

[Anonymous No.12838046]

>>12837894
So that's why they put that ridiculously hot black pepper in the chicken?

[Anonymous No.12838052]

>>12836763
Don't these places cook them on/in the same places as the meat stuff though? I know BK does since they can't be assed to have a completely separate griddle just for impossible whoppers and have seen firsthand that they cook it alongside the beef patties

[Anonymous No.12838072]

>>12836997
Over my dead body

[Anonymous No.12838105]

>>12837877
I don't really want these plant-based alternatives to "replace" real meat either. I still like them, but not to replace meat. But, lab-grown meat IS real meat, and that's something I'm looking forward to. Most people are probably going to look down on killing animals at some point when lab-grown meat is available and if the quality is right, and your argument of "i can't kill animals so now i must kill people" probably isn't going to hold out.

[Anonymous No.12838110]

>>12838052
Yeah, but this stuff isn't meant for those obsessive vegans who care about that because they probably wouldn't eat there anyway.

[Anonymous No.12838111]

>>12836763
I actually tried beyond meat. Expensive as hell for the tiny amount in bag they sell at ingles and taste like badly seasoned cardboard. Anyone who recommends it is a damn shill.

[Anonymous No.12838112]

>>12838105
Up against the wall you go!

[Anonymous No.12838114]

>>12836763
Damn it the Beyond share price is going through the roof now. I missed my chance.

[Anonymous No.12838117]

>>12838112
Be gentle. It's my first time.

[Anonymous No.12838120]

>>12838052
Yes >>12838003

[Anonymous No.12838123]

>>12836997
Stop being so dramatic holy shit. It's people like you that like to stir shit up and put nonsense in people's head. You manipulative jerk.

[Anonymous No.12838182]

>>12838112
I only read the final part of the post about lab-grown meat and didn't see the "shot on sight" part lmao. That's not going to happen. But lab-grown meat should end up being cheaper and higher quality while still being real meat which should end up winning over most people.

[Anonymous No.12838189]

>>12838182
I would support lab grown meat desu if it was gonna be bio-identical to real meat in every way but so far all of these mock meats have just been soy protein isolate (or more recently branching out to other bean protein sources like peas). Waste of money, dumb fad.

[Anonymous No.12838202]

>>12838189
>I would support lab grown meat desu if it was gonna be bio-identical to real meat in every way
That's the idea, it's not going to be plant-based like the others, just real meat being produced in a different way. There are still some issues though, there's no fat and no iron, and some companies are trying to push that as being healthier which I don't believe. But the potential is there.

[Anonymous No.12838210]

>>12838189
Beyond and Impossible aren't lab grown meats. They're imitation meats.

[Anonymous No.12838403]

>>12836763
>dieback loop point

[Anonymous No.12838421]

What nobody is talking about is price

how much cheaper is this compared to real meat? isn't there millions of chicken subsidized to make buying cheaper very cheap for KFC?

how could one small company get two fast food contracts? and fulfill them with no problem?

and for both kfc and burger king to turn a profit? even though i'd assume beyond meat is "proprietary meat"

[Anonymous No.12838423]

>>12836997
That's not going to be true, there's too much profit in it. Your rich overlords will jack up the price of real meat by 9999% and all you peasants will be allowed to buy the cheaper plant versions.

[Anonymous No.12838431]

>>12836763
Once they start taxing meat I'll start raising my own goats.

[Anonymous No.12838460]

>>12838421
Impossible got Burger King. Beyond got KFC. This isn't one company getting two fast food contracts. It's two companies vying for dominance in the public consciousness.

[Anonymous No.12838508]

Wasn’t this a fucking South Park episode?

[Anonymous No.12838516]

>>12838508
South Park has done everything, they've just been going for so long. Rick and Morty should do an episode about that. It would be epically meta.

[Anonymous No.12838519]

>>12838460
It's the same soi shit you dilating soyboy.

[Anonymous No.12838531]

>>12836914
Lidl store in Germany had a lot of meat alternatives marked down already. First time I ever saw them and they get the bargain bin treatment. Young people might be into it. Students and the like. And some older health nuts from old hippie stock. But marketing this stuff to the older generations en masse is like hitting a stone wall, bottom line.

[Anonymous No.12838626]

>>12836763
Never ever eat fast food.

[Anonymous No.12838633]

>>12838531
Yeah. Companies have long known that you should never market to a demographic that treats most of its income as disposable.

[Anonymous No.12838641]

>>12838633
Sure you aint got it backwards? The more a demographic deems their income as disposable the higher the chance they blow it on your frivolous products.

[Anonymous No.12838647]

>>12838641
I think he's beating around the bush to say boomers focus on luxuries instead of necessities, they're not very interested in health conscious or vegan food. Of course, as you're pointing out you could consider this food as a luxury, but it is more of a millennial luxury, it is in fast food joints after all. Reminds me of my dad, he always gets 100% Angus beef patties, and he's fairly frugal. They're still more expensive and luxurious than fake meat.

[Anonymous No.12838660]

basically french fries...

[Anonymous No.12838699]

>>12836763
Home cook version when?
Gimme that gay green plant matter to form and flavor into whatever I want

I'm not going to spend 7$ at Burger King nor KFC for a single order of some half assed vegan participation trophy when I cook all my own meals for a third the cost of fast food shit for spending 15minutes of effort max

[Anonymous No.12838705]

>>12836763
i will never eat these, and i'm sure there are enough people like me to keep real meat around.

[Anonymous No.12839563]

>>12837916
Beyond meat says no soy right on the package. Are you retarded or just another /v/pol/edditor?

[Anonymous No.12839570]

>>12838519
Triggered by altruism and health conciousness. You incels are hilarious.

[Anonymous No.12839632]

>>12837948
>natural flavors
Fun fact: (((natural))) only means that the compound in question has at some point been found in a natural plant or animal product. It DOES NOT guarantee that the source of said compound was itself natural, only that the compound has at one point been found in a natural product.

[Nigger Destroyer 9000 No.12839718]

>>12838421
whole thread is focusing on the wrong shit. these places probably found a way to make something cheaper and charge a premium for it and get away with it flying through the noise of it being the subject of other shit(look what this entire thread is arguing about).

General consensus I got from people trying the impossible whopper was that it was almost as good as the original and they were getting more positive than negative sentiment from it. that's fine but what was rarely mentioned is that it cost $1 more.

I have zero clue about the costs of it vs the real thing but if a replication of something is almost as good but costs more, thats a good indication they make a ton of profit off it

[Anonymous No.12839974]

>>12836763
>Fastfood franchises represent cuisine
Do americans really...

[Anonymous No.12839990]

>>12839563
Soy is a description, not necessarily the plant. Rare steak is considered soy, despite being meat. It’s not complicated.

[Anonymous No.12840093]

Life long vegetarian here, fuck this gay earth.

This isn't food for vegetarians, it's vegetarian food for omnivores. I like actual food that highlights and takes advantage of the flavor profile of it's ingredients, not something that tries to mask flavors and be something it isnt.

I'm sick and tired of these fast food chains adding like one fake meat piece of shit to their menu and acting like they're the saviors of vegetarians, meanwhile ignoring people who want to eat actual food, not this hyper processed god knows what slop. I'm not saying it's wrong to have options like this just, I want actual options for vegetarians.

Also, implying any sort of vegetarian beyond some meme trender faggot would ever want to actually eat at KFC.

[Anonymous No.12840132]

>>12840093
Vegan here-

Fuck you. This helps the cause immensely. Instead of sucking down chickens and calves killed at one teentieth of their natural lifespan these producys are providing a healthy, sustainable alternative. This is doing more for animal welfare than anything within the past one hundred years.
Soon these products will be cheaper than meat and people will get the same taste and dopamine bitchslap as regular meat. Most will then choose the green option.

[Anonymous No.12840153]

>>12836763
Will it get 3rd world countries to stop illegally burning down protected areas for farm land tho?

[Anonymous No.12840220]

>>12840132
>Most will then choose the green option
not that I needed this to tell me you're delusional, I mean you're vegan after all but as fucking if. Dont get me wrong, I'd love for people to but you highly underestimate the rotten nature of the average normalfag. Real meat could taste worse and be more expensivef and they'd still want it, so many people literally identify by eating meat the same way some gays do by being overly flamboyant faggots or rednecks with their trucks. It's the unfortunate reality of our world with literal meat industry brainwashing on the masses of society. It's going to take more than a few generations to undo that shit even if we're lucky. All this is doing is erasing the potential for actual vegetarian (or even vegan) offerings with these uninspiring, lazy and (imo) disgusting substitutions instead.

[Anonymous No.12841119]

I don't understand why a person would buy vegan food from a corporation whose sales are like 99% meat based.

[Anonymous No.12841836]

>>12841119
If it's healthier then I would. Plus logically it should be cheaper. They can't be expected to charge the same price as real chicken

[Anonymous No.12841870]

Do these fast food places ever sell enough vegan foods to at least make back what they invested in?

[Anonymous No.12841934]

>>12841870
Stop calling it vegan. It isn't vegan since it's cooked on the grill with meat.

[Anonymous No.12841942]

>>12841870
You don't get it OP. It isn't about the short-term profit. It's about cultivating an image

[Anonymous No.12841990]

>>12841942
>It's about cultivating an image
If they are doing that then they are appealing to the wrong crowd like the video game and entertainment industry with their twitter dramas and rage-bait articles

[Anonymous No.12842023]

>>12841990
Can you communicate w/o meme rage so someone knows what you mean, ffs?

[Anonymous No.12842026]

>>12838531
its part of the cycle
>introduce a new thing to people
>at first they mock it ostracize it
>a few adopt it into their lifestyle
>eventually some big shot adopts said product in their lifestyle
>the people who mocked it now accept it
>it becomes cult
>eventually media starts to blanket it
>blanket causes it to become commonplace
>eventually it becomes the standard.

all it takes is shilling in a popular movie and they could take over the world over night.

[Anonymous No.12842042]

>>12842026

or some celebrity pimping it out

[Anonymous No.12842045]

>>12842023
That post is pretty straightforward and non-rage. Just put it through a translator to whatever your native language is and you may get it

[Anonymous No.12842192]

>>12842026
>big shot
Do millennials really use that tefminology?

[Anonymous No.12842260]

>what if we ground up veggies and made a patty out of that.
>what if we ground up mushrooms and made a patty out of that.
>god these fucking VEGANS man WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY EVEN EAT AAAAAAAAAAAH THEY'RE LIKE ALIENS FROM ANOTHER PLANET
>lets develop some bizarre shit that looks and tastes like meat
>this shit is more expensive than our other ideas of veggie and mushroom patties but we are literally OUT of OPTIONS

[Anonymous No.12842376]

>>12842260
>wait why didn't we at least try the other two options first

[Anonymous No.12842394]

>>12836763
>Its over
Stop being so dramatic. You think carnists are going to give up their meat without a fight.
I'd say you'd have a better shot at getting rid of guns than you would meat.

[Anonymous No.12842408]

>>12842394
true carnivores go hand in hand with guns more than likely. the kind of people who own ranches or compounds and raise their own slaughter animals are usually the same fuckers running gun youtube channels where they have over 50 guns.

[Anonymous No.12842474]

>>12840132
>people will get the same taste and dopamine bitchslap as regular meat

Only a vegan who's forgot what it's like to eat meat could possibly think this. Plant-based meat substitutes are ok if you're looking to add a filling protein source to a meal. In this way they're similar to beans. But they fall horribly short if you're looking for something that actually tastes like real meat. A veggie burger can be good, sure, but if you want a cheeseburger it doesn't satisfy that craving. At all.

Lab-grown meat is the only way to provide the same experience to people without killing actual animals. Plant-based will never cut it.

[Anonymous No.12842519]

>>12842474
They taste better than animal meat. Plant meat is better in all aspects.

[Anonymous No.12842708]

>>12842519
And that's why everyone sensible prefers it and consumes it to the exclusion of animal products. There's just that pesky remaning 96% of the population who don't actually know what tastes good to them.

[Anonymous No.12842898]

>post yfw congress makes it illegal in order to keep beef afloat

[Anonymous No.12843108]

>>12836763
meat is only for the rich elite, goyim eat "Beyond meat"

[Anonymous No.12843126]

>>12836763
what an off-putting tagline..."its confusing". yum sounds good lets go eat confusing stuff guys

[Anonymous No.12843319]

>>12842898
Why does congress always do this? Isn't America supposed to be capitalist?

[Anonymous No.12843335]

>>12843319
the most pernicious part of living in the U.S. is that all the people actually believe they are "free" and not just being pushed and pulled by what they see on tv and other media, what a passionless society of obese consumerism.

[Anonymous No.12843349]

>>12837847
>Pretty sure Monsanto can genetically engineer whatever people need and just add it to the vaccines they're already receiving, or put it in the food and water supply.
>Lets take a naturally occurring source of nutrients and replace it with some shit Monsanto cooks up and the FDA "thoroughly reviews", and then inject it into people or dump it in the water supply
great idea m8

[Anonymous No.12843493]

>>12836763
>soon all will be fully vegan

keep dreaming soyfag

[Anonymous No.12843524]

>>12838421
>cheaper
HA!
No, vegan alternative is just a shadow tax on Californians.

[Anonymous No.12843531]

>>12842474
Artificially cultured clusters of cells are people too!!!!

[Anonymous No.12843543]

>>12843319
It is, and there are more people making money on traditional product X than ones producing alternative Y
Money talks and paying lobbyists mean your vote is worth ~30 times more.

[Anonymous No.12843567]

>>12836848
this

[Anonymous No.12843576]

>>12841934
Its vegan you retard, who gives a fuck if its cooked next to something that isn’t?

[Anonymous No.12843592]

>>12837948
fucking
SOY

[Anonymous No.12843595]

i once took some walnuts, spices and cottage cheese and made burger patties out of it all
surprisingly tasty

[Anonymous No.12843597]

>>12843576
>next to
That's not how it works. It is cooked on the same grill as the meat. They don't clean the grill and save a spot for vegan food.

[Anonymous No.12843607]

>>12843597
Plants breathe the same air as animals and use animal poop for fertilizer, guess veganism is fake.

[Anonymous No.12843849]

>>12843597
Show me the Vegan Constitution, my good man, and cite the exact section in which this rule is listed.

[Anonymous No.12843857]

>>12836950
That’s a bad take

[Anonymous No.12843878]

>>12843849
The issue is twofold, the beef grease smokes when it hits the flame, which imparts a smoky grilled flavor, the smoke from the grease gets into the patty. Second, bits of meat are charred onto the grill and they would likely be using the same utensils, too.

[Anonymous No.12843929]

>>12843878
And the Vegan Constitution prohibits this?

[Anonymous No.12844190]

>>12836997
>Those will be banned
And then we'll get slightly less retarded politicians who'll overturn the ban.

[Anonymous No.12844223]

>>12843929
Fuck off, there's no constitution. I'm not vegan but I have the IQ to understand vegans don't want their food smoked with beef patty grease and cooked on charred beef. I'm not even advocating veganism but shilling this shit as vegan is disingenuous.

[Anonymous No.12844254]

>>12844223
Some vegans will eat entire meals with meat and eggs and whatever if that happens to be what they are served
>but then they aren't vegan!
Why? Is that in the Vegan Constitution? Stop making up the rules for other people.

[Anonymous No.12844262]

>>12844254
>Some vegans will eat entire meals with meat and eggs and whatever if that happens to be what they are served
Then they're obviously not vegan, they're eating meat and eggs. What is your point? Vegans are picky. You asking for a constitution won't stop them for demanding their food isn't part animal product. Having a preference for vegetables is not the same as veganism. Veganism is a borderline religion, they don't eat animal products. They won't eat a bean burger fried in grease.

[Anonymous No.12844269]

>offer an alternative to meat
>HURRR THEY WANT TO REPLACE US BLOOD AND BURGERS!!!
/pol/ crossposters are honestly the worst thing about 4chan

[Anonymous No.12844285]

Maybe you retards shouldn’t have denied the climate crisis for 40 years if your meatums meant so much to you. It’s not like we haven’t known that this was coming.

[Anonymous No.12844684]

>>12836997
It won't be banned, but it will be prohibitively expensive. Each animal will be commissioned by a billionaire for future consumption and raised in tightly guarded and better-than-the-average-human's living conditions.

[Anonymous No.12844694]

>>12836997
>Implying that humans will still be alive in 2050

[Anonymous No.12844728]

>>12838460
Beyond also has Carl's Jr

[Anonymous No.12845445]

>>12843878
You're like a 6 year old who refuses to eat because his smiley face fries brushed up against the icky green beans. Major restaurants are shilling your soy and oil patties despite being laughed at by everyone with taste buds, and that's still not good enough.
Grow the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.12845488]

>>12844262
>I've fucked hundreds of women over decades. I've had orgies and have even done a porn shoot with beautiful women before
>but then you suck ONE DICK

[Anonymous No.12845908]

>>12836763
>literally paying to be a cripple

No thanks.

[Anonymous No.12845969]

>>12836950
are you willing to trade in your car for fake meat? i didn't think so. so then why do you think they're equally important as eachother?

[Anonymous No.12845983]

>>12839990
Are you fucking retarded?

[Anonymous No.12846205]

>>12836763
Taco cabana has it as well.

[Anonymous No.12846221]

>tagline is literally "it's confusing"
Oh I'm sure this marketing campaign will suceed unlike all of KFCs other failed projects

[Anonymous No.12846618]

>>12845488
Cringe

[Anonymous No.12846626]

>>12845445
I'm not vegan, just like a soy burger cooked in beef fat.

[Anonymous No.12846801]

>more shitty fast food places I can take my vegetarian/vegan friends to
>a bad thing

[Anonymous No.12847508]

>>12836763

it has NOT won. the fad will die out in a few. right now it's a novelty. wow. like they never had meat substitute burgers before - that's awesome! once the novelty wears off people will realize it actually tastes like shit and move on again

[Anonymous No.12847649]

Fuck’n Vegan! Fuck’n Vegan! Fuck’n Vegan! Fuck’n Vegan! Fuck’n Vegan! Fuck’n Vegan! Fuck’n Vegan! Fuck’n Vegan! Fuck’n Vegan!
Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!

Don’t come to japan.

[Anonymous No.12847715]

>>12836763
Carnists literally btfo! Get out of the way or get steamrolled, carnists, the future is now.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/28/business/kfc-beyond-meat-vegan-chicken.amp.html

[Anonymous No.12847735]

>>12836763
The colonel Harland Sanders is clawing his way to the surface for the still beating hearts of KFC's CEOs right now

[Anonymous No.12849731]

>>12842898
They'll finally do something good for a change.

[Anonymous No.12849744]

>>12836763
Stop calling it meat, because it isn't.

This shit was disgusting before they gave it vegan options. What were you expecting?

[Anonymous No.12850103]

>>12849744
>coconut meat
>peanut butter
>hamburger
>milkthistle
>portobella steak
Look how scared Big Ag is. Trembling business of yesteryear. Soon their shareholders will sell, new trends will starve all animal abusers (farmers, butchers, slaughterhouse workers, and meatcucks) and the vegan revolution will take over as it rightfully should.

[Anonymous No.12850167]

>>12837901
Is that a freudian slip? Are you speaking from personal experience?

[Anonymous No.12850403]

>>12836950
Motorists weren't calling the automobile 5 times worse than a horse drawn carriage, but vegans are calling beyond meat 5 times worse than actual fast food.

[Anonymous No.12850408]

>fried and breaded...god knows what
There is quite literally no way this isn’t at least 2x as bad for you as regular fried chicken

[Anonymous No.12850409]

> Vegan KFC is literally white liberals appropriating black culture

Why can't white faggots invent their own fucking foods instead of copying & appropriating everything we do?

[Anonymous No.12850415]

>>12836763
It should be fucking illegal to call this shit meat, chicken, beef, burgers, or anything like that.

[Anonymous No.12850420]

>>12850409
You triggered little nigger? Just wait until you see vegan ham hocks, & pigs feet. lol

[Anonymous No.12850421]

>>12836763
Feels like it only has flavor because it shares the same grill and hundreds/thousands of real meat b
Patties before it.

Need to buy a few "raw" and give em a go on a clean pan/grill.

[Anonymous No.12850603]

>>12836763
>everyone will be vegan because fast food offers vegan options
Nice try, but not gonna happen.

[Anonymous No.12850675]

>>12836914
Maybe.... * rapes and cums inside you *

[Anonymous No.12851697]

>>12844262
God you're thick. I bet you always complain when vegans doing things you don't like, little realizing that there are vegans who don't do those things. You've already proven you do, so that's a very safe bet.

[Anonymous No.12851883]

>>12851697
Why are you seething so hard over this not being vegan? Upsetting your advertising campaign?

[Anonymous No.12851899]

>>12844262
No, they’re just not retards who would rather starve themselves than eat

[Anonymous No.12851919]

>>12840093
Fuck off vegetarian healthfag cheesebreather

[Anonymous No.12852297]

>>12851919
Lmao gottem

[Anonymous No.12852364]

>>12840093
>I'm not saying it's wrong to have options like this just, I want actual options for vegetarians.
>Also, implying any sort of vegetarian beyond some meme trender faggot would ever want to actually eat at KFC.
So what exactly do you want, you dumb faggot?

[Anonymous No.12852458]

>>12852297
Vegetarians and healthfags are the worst, objectively worse than carnists.

[Anonymous No.12852620]

>>12850409
did blacks invent pizza and borsch too?

[Anonymous No.12852692]

>>12847715
>People making their kids wait in line for fast food
What the actual fuck?

[Anonymous No.12852738]

>soon all will be fully vegan

good

>>12836914
>Beyond Meat is a Los Angeles-based producer of plant-based meat substitutes founded in 2009 by Ethan Brown. The company's products became available across the United States in 2013.[2][3][4] In May 2016, it released the first plant-based burger to be sold in the meat section of grocery stores, on an international basis.

And they're only more popular than ever.

[Anonymous No.12852749]

>>12836950
This every single new tech or meme WILL be successful because some people said some dumb shit about cars back in the day

[Anonymous No.12852806]

>>12852620
Given they were invented by italians and russians, yes.

[Anonymous No.12853116]

>>12838516
>South Park did it! South Park did it!

[Anonymous No.12853154]

>>12837893
>I think it's funny how they push it as a meat replacement, it's terrible for you nutritionally you might as well eat a burger.

It's better than the soy wasteproduct poison in everything else.

[Anonymous No.12854518]

>>12853154
>t.

[Anonymous No.12854619]

>>12836763
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/j5ymak/rawvana-vegan-youtube-influencers-quit-veganism

[Anonymous No.12854633]

>>12850103
But if the pic was true, wouldn't that mean that places like Germany would have the highest cancer rates?

[Anonymous No.12854795]

>>12838531
No more fake meat.

[Anonymous No.12855346]

>>12837968
They live on grass

[Anonymous No.12855361]

>>12842898
You like Shota but hate Beef, you're a woman

[Anonymous No.12855409]

>>12836763
breading looks fucking terrible

[Anonymous No.12857016]

>thread is still alive 4 days later

[Anonymous No.12857089]

>>12836763
Exact same thing as the regular chicken nuggets just with 4% beyond meat it whatever the minimum legal required amount of actual chicken that has to be in them in order to not have to call them chicken product

[Anonymous No.12857268]

>>12857016
Welcome to slow boards redditer