/alc/ - Alcohol and Alcoholic Things

[Anonymous No.12807919]

My dentist says if I keep drinking soda it will rot my teeth into nothing because my saliva doesn't buffer the acids properly. What are some good non-acidic mixers for whisky, to which I am addicted and cannot stop consuming - so suggestions to stop drinking will not be appreciated.

Also general alcohol and alcohol accessories thread.

[Anonymous No.12807928]

>>12807919
drink something that doesn't taste like piss in your mouth instead

[Anonymous No.12807931]

>>12807919
Why doesn't your saliva buffer the acid properly? Is it a genetic problem with yourself or is it a problem that everybody has?
Perhaps apple juice, or tea, or coffee.

[Anonymous No.12807937]

Throw some wasabi in that bitch, works really well for shochu.

[Anonymous No.12807938]

>>12807919
>addicted
>can't even drink straight liquor
Fake and gay underage LARP.

[Anonymous No.12807940]

>>12807931
It differs by person apparently. My saliva happens to be feeble.

Fruit juice is acidic so that's a no-no. Whisky and tea is an interesting idea.

[Anonymous No.12807944]

>>12807919
stop mixing it and drink it str8 u fuckin pussy

calling yourself an addict when you cant even drink it properly is shameful

[Anonymous No.12807946]

I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).

I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).

I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.

Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.

To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.

[Anonymous No.12807947]

Can you all overdose on alcohol and painkillers please? Thanks.

[Anonymous No.12807951]

>that image hurts me
Anyway jameson and apple juice

[Anonymous No.12807963]

eat cheese when u drink soda, it cancels it out

[Anonymous No.12807965]

>>12807938
I was medically diagnosed an alcoholic. I used to get so drunk consistently my body adapted to function without anythung but jack daniels and breakfast. The smell of straight alcohol still makes me gag lol

[Anonymous No.12807966]

>>12807946
>the msg makes it taste better)

[Anonymous No.12808038]

>>12807946
Fucking og copypasta

[Anonymous No.12808043]

>>12807940
Don't worry, I'll give you some of my dominant powerful saliva.

[Anonymous No.12808062]

>>12807919
Water? Never tried it but maybe soda water if you need bubbles? I chase anything I'm chugging with ice water. Alcohol is bad enough no reason to flood yourself with sugar.

[Anonymous No.12808064]

>>12808062
Soda water is acidic

[Anonymous No.12808100]

>>12807940
Did he really just down a full pint of whiskey or is this some meme video where they replaced it with apple jews

[Anonymous No.12808123]

I love woodford reserve and maker's mark, it helps grow my gunt.

[Anonymous No.12808156]

>>12808100
First off that looks like some catain morgan, not whiskey, much lower AC. Second, he had a chaser at the ready so it doesn't smack of BS. Thirdly, I could do that with a lousy half pint anyday of the week. I have beaten such bullshit before, my picture still hangs in a bar in NYC for it. Well, before it got bought out and had to move to the outer boroughs.

Who wants to touch me?

[Anonymous No.12808475]

>>12807946
>tfw the man who first wrote this is 33 now
I wonder if he's still doing better than most of us?

[Anonymous No.12808489]

>>12808156
>much lower AC
False, unless you're drinking "overproofed" whiskey, which is just that - overproofed, not normal proof - whiskey and rum are usually both 40% ABV/80 proof.

Also, no one wants to touch you, you inept dirty alcoholic.

[Anonymous No.12808561]

>>12807919
Water. Seriously, plain water can be a mixer. Either that or drink it neat, or even better go to a professional and deal with your alcoholism like a man.

[Anonymous No.12808607]

>>12808156
Not me

t. Any woman

[Anonymous No.12808615]

This was me at my lowest

[Anonymous No.12808625]

>>12808489

You should try azeotropic alcohol. That feels like ice going down.

[Anonymous No.12808666]

The ride never ends, does it boys?

[Anonymous No.12808957]

>>12808489
Nope, Captain Morgan is 35%.

[Anonymous No.12808984]

my little finger and ring finger on my right hand have been going numb. I think I'm going to die

[Anonymous No.12808995]

>>12808984
Neuropathy. It'll get better if you quit drinking, but you won't.

[Anonymous No.12809012]

>>12808100
Firstly on what fucking planet is that a pint, secondly it looks like he's pouring it behind him with the straw.

[Anonymous No.12809033]

>>12809012
you HAVE to be underage, go to bed already.

[Anonymous No.12809052]

>>12809012
The straw's the carb. It's not impressive, it's sad.