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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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We've got some fresh out the oven Claire kino, boys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS6YJJfBYag

>> No.12807078

>>12807074
ugh fat jewess claire the cow again

>> No.12807080

JOI when?

>> No.12807083

This series went to shit after the Doritos episode. It's Tasty for pseudo-intellectuals

>> No.12807086

>>12807074
God I want to fuck her face so badly.

>> No.12807092

>>12807074
B O V I N E F E A T U R E S
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>> No.12807097

>>12807074
>shilling ur jewtube channel
Kys

>> No.12807106

>>12807086
but your dick isn't gourmet

>> No.12807115

I like how incompetent she is at the only job she's supposed to be goo at.

>> No.12807116

Fun video, Claire always go out of her way to make things happen, pretty amazing to see how crafty she is.

>> No.12807143
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>>12807115
I can't believe she went all the way through cooking school in Paris and can't cook. I bet you're way better and therefore have a leg to stand on when criticizing her.

>> No.12807155

>>12807143

>I bet you're way better and therefore have a leg to stand on when criticizing her.

I'm not saying I'm any better but if you claim to be a "pastry chief" you should be able to show it. Claire takes days just to temper chocolate.

>> No.12807159

>>12807080
this, fucking kek

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>>12807155
>pastry chief
kek

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12807170

Milk truck just arrived boys ;)

>> No.12807171

Molly is the superior BA girl

>> No.12807176

honestly the worst gourmet makes. no drama, no painful moments, no brad, no nothing just claire doing some incredible easy snack and calling it a day. is it time to retire her?

>> No.12807251

>>12807171
repeating digits confirm

>> No.12807266

>>12807170
Please don’t be disrespectful of Claire.

>> No.12807320

is there any food this woman has eaten before

>> No.12807362

>>12807320

She only ate gourmet handmade desserts as a child that's why she doesn't know what a Twinkie is.

>> No.12807411

>>12807074
>We've got some fresh out the oven Claire kino, boys.
She's not done, she needs to climb back into the oven.

>> No.12807421

>>12807074
*breathes in*
YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE E-CELEBS!!!

kys op

>> No.12807452

haha imagine someone would make some deepfakes of her as a joke haha

>> No.12807504

>>12807086
>>12807170
>>12807452
I thought that from how much she is posted here that the comments section would be littered with posts like this and braphog comments but they're surprisingly civil. What went wrong?

>> No.12807506

>>12807504
They delete the lewd comments

>> No.12807509

>>12807170
KEK

>> No.12807519

>>12807143
It's like that one person that went to art school, and immediately got much shittier.

>> No.12807884

>>12807074
I would eat her ass like a sodium-deficient retard on bath salts.

>> No.12807905

>>12807155
Baste

>le went to school
>has to look up step by step recipes
>requires help
>takes days off becuse muh stress

Fuck this cunt

>> No.12807941

>>12807074
Claire?
>it's a family name
it's a fat girl name

>> No.12808037

Am I the only one who saw Andy's face when she mentioned men's pocky and knew he wanted to make a joke about dipping the cookie in cum?
Or is that just the joke I wanted to make?

>> No.12808051

>>12807941
Claire is the name a cow would have.

>> No.12808075

>>12807941
I've known two fat girls named Claire, both loaded with sexy girl-next-door charm. This Claire fits the pattern.

>> No.12808101

>>12808037
Engage in sexual intercourse

>> No.12808119

>>12808101
I know it's lowbrow and probably the most obvious joke option, but come on.If timed right it could be alright shock humor.

>> No.12808170

>>12808051
I'd milk her.

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>>12807074
>To be honest, I've never had Pocky
everytime

>> No.12808214

>>12808209
This bitch somehow ended up her size by miraculously never eating candy or any kind of junk food. Can't even imagine her childhood

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>>12807170

>> No.12808741
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12808741

>the soyboy opening the vinegar
https://youtu.be/kS6YJJfBYag?t=587

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>>12807170

>> No.12808798

>>12808741
>brings up Obama after 30 seconds

fucking dropped

>> No.12808805

>>12808209
>>12808214
I don't get this meme, she says that, like, one in ten videos.

>> No.12808818

>>12808805

>she says that, like, one in ten videos

Is not only her but also the other "chefs" that help her. It's like those people never had childhoods. The only one that admits to eating junk food is Brad.

>> No.12808827

>>12808818
Are you telling me that you grew up eating all of the stuff she makes? Because I certainly didn't. Brad literally hadn't had Pocky. It's just dumb when it gets posted in every thread and is only actually applicable once every couple months

>> No.12808864

>>12808827
I grew up eating pop up tarts and junk food yeah.
My brother had some weeb friends that gave us some pocky.
I don't even watch this bon apettite shit but yeah probably 90% of Americans have indulged in this stuff LOL.

>> No.12808877

>>12808864
In some of it, yeah, maybe even most of it. Just like all of the people on the show, who only say they haven't tried something once in a while. I think it might just be that you guys are too stupid to differentiate the different members of the cast, maybe. That or you just don't have the brain power to understand basic stats.

>> No.12808882

>>12808827

>Are you telling me that you grew up eating all of the stuff she makes?

I mean the stuff she makes are pretty popular snacks worldwide so I'm sure most people here had them. They are just smug New Yorkers claiming they never had junk food and act surprised when they eat them for the first time.

>> No.12808894

>>12808882
You are one dumb nigger, my man

>> No.12808907

>>12808877

>MUH STATS

They say the same every video. Why you think it became a meme?

>> No.12808910

>>12808907
They don't though. That's what I'm saying. I guess you could be right, stats is an exaggeration. The basics of counting are beyond you.

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>>12808877
>basic stats
Yeah, most upper/middle class people growing up during the 60s-00s didn't eat these things, perhaps that is where the BA hosts can conform to, however most of this site's userbase per stats, is 80s-00s lower/middle class peoples that actively where given these "treats" as even full meals.

>> No.12808918

>>12808882
Exactly. They don't want to appear poor or low class. This kind of phony yuppie scum is the worst.

>> No.12808923

Let's just settle this. Did you grow up eating ALL of the following:
Pocky
Pop Tarts
Pop Rocks
Starburst
Twix
Doritos
Almond Joys
Cheez-its
Reeses
Peeps
Ferrero Rocher
Pringles
Snickers
Instant Ramen
Sno Balls
Twizzlers
Oreos
Lucky Charms
Skittles
Kit Kats
Cheetos
Gushers
Twinkies

Remember, if you haven't eaten all of these, you're phony yuppie scum

>> No.12808930

>>12807074
I like her vidyas, but she doesn't exactly come off as "gourmet." She may have elevated skills and know-how, but that doesn't come across in this series.

>> No.12808937
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>>12808923
Yes to every single one.
Maybe they will do a Tasty Kakes episode :3

>> No.12808942

>>12808923
Yes. I had every single one at least once as a child in the 80s/90s

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>>12808937
>>12808942
>flyovers really are this fat

>> No.12808964

>>12808948
Not flyover and never even been close to overweight. Nice try wit tha hate tho

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>>12808964
Sure

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>>12808948
I am responding to obvious bait: I was a fat kid. I grew up eating literal garbage because most of the time my parents weren't there. They were working to give me sustenance to live and a better life than they had.
I ate all this junk food crap copiously. I was 100 lbs in the second grade. When I was 15 I was nearing 200.
I decided to make a change for myself and started working out and today at 28 I am 6' 170 lbs.
Also I grew up in the pizza capital of the world, not a flyover so fuck off you faggot.

>> No.12809006

>>12808882
>claim person from not new york is a snobby new yorker
asspained flyover state fag confirmed

>> No.12809007

>>12808923
Almost none of it. Doritos, snickers, oreos and the yet-to-be-attempted fig newtons.

>> No.12809016

>>12808970
I didn't say I ate that garbage all the time. I said I had eaten every item on the list at least once as a child. How many listed items did you eat as a child?

>> No.12809046

>>12808827
>>12808877
>>12808894
>>12808910
>>12808948
>>12808970
>>12809006

Go temper some chocolate, Claire

>> No.12809147

>>12808923
>Pop Rocks
>Starburst
>Doritos
>Ferrero Rocher
>Pringles
>Snickers
>Instant Ramen
>Oreos
>Skittles
>Kit Kats
>Cheetos
Only had Pocky as an adult when they started importing it at my local. How rich am I, /ck/?

>> No.12809184

>>12808923
Ferrero Rocher
Pringles
Snickers
Instant Ramen
Pop Rocks
Oreos
Skittles
Kit Kats
Cheetos

im australian though dont have the other shit

>> No.12809188

>>12809184
Starburst
Twix
Doritos

also these

>> No.12809222

>>12807074
All the haters just know this, when your waifu gets Claire's age you better thank your lucky stars if she looks THAT good.

(I kind of love her desu)

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12809242

>al/ck/ at 8:00 AM on a Monday

>> No.12809293

Claire is pretty and is a good(?) cook!
Really though, the only recipe of her's that I've done was her cast iron pizza one
It turned out perfect, which is great because my family and I have been fucking up homemade pizza for as long as I have existed

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>Claire: I hate to break it to you. I did not temper the chocolate.
>Chris: That's fine, who cares?"

>> No.12809380

>>12809293
Why did you have to fuck up your family's pizza making by being born?That's pretty selfish, anon.

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Now you guys can ID each other in the wild.