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[Anonymous No.12805338]

>tfw no bar like Moe's Tavern near me

How I am supposed to survive without a nearby divebar to get shithoused at?

[Anonymous No.12805384]

>>12805338
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[Anonymous No.12805390]

>>12805338
Nothin like a depressant to chase the blues away

[Anonymous No.12805394]

>>12805390
Dives are the best place to score cocaine.

[Anonymous No.12805399]

>>12805390
You don't know what a depressant is. Read a book. Or fucking wiki for that matter.

[Anonymous No.12805419]

>>12805338
It's for the best, think about how much money you'll save. If you want to drink get a six pack and bring it home, don't drink six beers at a bar and spend $35.

[Anonymous No.12805431]

>have a bar, and a bar and grill literally across the street from my house
>don't go to either of them, only drink alone inside while posting on 4chan

Cheaper and less socially taxing

[Anonymous No.12805435]

>>12805384
Holy shit..based

[Anonymous No.12805469]

>>12805399
It's a line from the show...

[Anonymous No.12805474]

>>12805469
the same show that stars Sam N. Eeds?

[Anonymous No.12805476]

>>12805474
Yes the Sneed & Feed Show

[Anonymous No.12805481]

>>12805338
>used to have a bar downstairs from my apartment
>had to move to another city for work
>now have to walk 20min to my local
i miss being able to just pop downstairs in my flip flops and tracksuit pants and chug a quick beer whenever I want.

[Anonymous No.12805526]

>>12805338
Open your own dive OP

[Anonymous No.12805528]

>>12805419
You don't go to a bar to drink, you got to a bar to meet people. It's not about saving money, its about finding other like minded alcoholics.

[Anonymous No.12805535]

In for a flaming Moe, and you get nothing but water.

[Anonymous No.12805704]

>>12805469
Wew, to think I unironically almost made a comment calling you a retard, but I let some other anon be reverse retarded instead, what luck.

[Anonymous No.12805708]

a bar is kinda like an injection site for heroin addicts

[Anonymous No.12805716]

sneed

[Anonymous No.12805725]

>>12805535
the fact that some pathetic lonely soul would take the time to make that picture and name it that is truly troubling

[Anonymous No.12805742]

>>12805725
that probably only took like 20 minutes...

[Anonymous No.12805752]

>>12805742
20 minutes too long...

[Anonymous No.12805762]

>>12805338
buy your own alcohol retard

[Anonymous No.12805797]

>>12805481
You're embarassing yourself less this way

[Anonymous No.12805818]

>>12805399
you stupid fuck

[Anonymous No.12805819]

>stop drinking
>Expect pleasant uninterrupted sleep
>get nightmares and insomnia
I average like 30 drinks a week not hundreds I didn't expect this

[Anonymous No.12805831]

>>12805819
smoke weed

[Anonymous No.12805844]

>>12805819
Give it some days to stabilise. It does get better.

[Anonymous No.12805846]

>>12805831
DUDE

[Anonymous No.12805850]

>>12805844
nah fuck this retard
>>12805819
jump back into it, now that you've had a break it will be better than ever

[Anonymous No.12805881]

>>12805844
thank god

[Anonymous No.12805886]

>>12805725
>>12805742
>not knowing brick frog

[Anonymous No.12806157]

>>12805831
Stopping weed has given me nightly nightmares and severe anxiety, it's been a week and a half already

[Anonymous No.12806257]

>>12806157
Almost out of the woods. Just eat right, get enough sleep, and exercise to speed it up. Helps me when I temporarily quit drinking, or come off a bender, and am just wracked with anxiety, brain fog, night sweats, insomnia, and nightmares. Fun stuff.

[Anonymous No.12806355]

>>12805338
>not getting shithoused in front of your monitor

[Anonymous No.12806367]

>tfw no Feed and Seed store like Sneed's near me

[Anonymous No.12806398]

>>12805431
Haha this. If I could get along with strangers I wouldn’t be drinking.

[Anonymous No.12806399]

>>12805846
SNEED

[Anonymous No.12806400]

>>12805338
Sneed
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[Anonymous No.12806407]

>>12806400
hnnnnnggggg ugh stiff hard cock

[Anonymous No.12807683]

>>12805390
Depressant is not the same as depression, retard

[Anonymous No.12808178]

>>12805394
Church. Dollar pool, you know the bartender and it's not crowded. Lot's of niggers but if you got money, you own the jukebox and can use it against the powers of jungle music. Shit some of 'em are even pretty cool.

God a miss cocaine sometimes.

[Anonymous No.12809118]

>>12805831
smoke sneed

[Anonymous No.12809129]

>>12806157
I get cold sweats when I stop weed, apparently weed lowers your body temperature some

[Anonymous No.12809149]

>>12805831
Weed is fucking terrible for my sleep, no dreams and I wake up feeling exhausted even if I get 9 hours.
The fact that every time someone mentions a problem and some pothead chimes in with JUST SMOKE SOME WEED BRO IT'LL ALL BE FIXED is mega cringe

[Anonymous No.12809174]

The feels OP love my bars and they love me. Grew up cooking at bars so naturally just networked now any corner bar in my hood buys me shots everytime I buy more than 1 beer. Always nice getting off and stopping in to randomly see a hand full of friendly faces. Plus Cruz of all the connections I made I got out of cooking at a bar. The cycle must go on.

[Anonymous No.12809186]

>>12805481
let me guess, you have a DUI and have to walk to the bar

[Anonymous No.12809279]

>>12805528
Alcoholics don't drink at bars, it's too expensive. Alcoholics by an 8-pack of Bud Ice at the Dollar Store the moment it opens and pay in change.

[Anonymous No.12809322]

>>12806367
is that a crack pipe

[Anonymous No.12809358]

>>12805704
Indescribably based.

[Anonymous No.12809374]

>>12809279
We also like to drink at bars. Most alcohols do aside from the terminally ill stumble bums you see pissing on themselves on park benches.