Fun IHOP thread

[Mr. Pancakes !tBNP1LKL7A No.12804908]

I just can't stop thinking about a big breakfast
YOu know, like the Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n' Fruity™ from IHOP®!

Or, just maybe, I'll have IHOP's® new and famous Breakfast Sushi™! It's a thin layer of crepe, and eggs, bacon, and raw salmon inside a delicious deep fried crust! Or, how about, I feast on IHOP's fantastic new delight: PANCAKE SHOES! Put 'em on your feet, then eat 'em as a treat! Wait, no, I'm gonna have the SAUSAGE GOGGLES! They're two mild sausage patties connected with links that make a fashionable breakfast for any cool cat, hep chick, or foxy momma! I can't forget about the endless syrup fountains either! 15 flavors of syrup on demand from anyone of these delicious geysers! But, that's only the beginning of the delicious maple fun, because of those fountains are fed directly from the syrup used in our most recent MEAL/EXPERIENCE: THE SYRUP SAUNA
Take a relaxing bath in our boiling hot syrup baths! And, don't forget about your "personal" massage from the one and only Mr. Pancakes™! The new face of IHOP is a lot of pancakes as a man!

I don't know about you, but it's starting to sound like an IHOP-tastic® morning to me

[Anonymous No.12804973]

this thread is not fun. you lied to me.

[Mr. Pancakes !tBNP1LKL7A No.12805031]

>>12804973
Fuck off, nigger.

[Anonymous No.12805285]

Crackerbarrel > Countrybuffet breakfast > denny >>>>> egg and i >>>>> iflop

[Mr. Pancakes !tBNP1LKL7A No.12805305]

>>12805285
Waffle house is better than Cracker Barrel

[Mr. Pancakes !tBNP1LKL7A No.12805315]

>>12805285
nigger

[Anonymous No.12805360]

>>12805031
the tone in this thread shifted quickly

[Anonymous No.12805364]

You guys should eat the burgers, they're good. Best in fast food at the moment.

[Anonymous No.12805366]

I don't think Mr. Pancakes is a very friendly man.

[Anonymous No.12805377]

>>12805366
He just hasn't had his breakfast yet