/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12804455]

thoughts on this steak routine, /ck/?

[Anonymous No.12804478]

>completely raw after cooking

This has to be a Jack video.

[Anonymous No.12804485]

>>12804455

[Anonymous No.12804997]

>>12804478
>Not immediately recognizing Jack's hands, nails, countertop and flatware

[Anonymous No.12805029]

>>12804997
>does not mention the Scalfani signet ring
my man what the heck??

[Anonymous No.12805043]

This is how jack got his stroke lmfao

[Anonymous No.12805534]

I feel bad for Jack

[Anonymous No.12805549]

>>12805534
I feel bad for the son he abandoned for Tamu.

[Anonymous No.12805557]

>>12805549
>Tammy had been raising Garret for 8 years before he was kicked out
what jack did was certainly illegal, but I suspect it was just a poorly thought out power play that he still would have done it if he was a single parent.

[Anonymous No.12805580]

>>12805557
Didn't know that. Thanks for being a superior ja/ck/ologist

[Anonymous No.12805590]

>>12805549
>>12805557
>>12805580
Any of you distinguished ja/ck/ologists happen to have a biography of him? I'd love to have a copy.

[Anonymous No.12805591]

>>12805580
yeah I had always assumed the abandonment was hot on the trail of remarriage and birthing of JR, probably because its common for kids to act up with changes, but Jack was sucking Tammy's dick about motherhood on facebook recently and blew my assumptions away.

[Anonymous No.12805592]

>>12805534
Even though he does a lot of shitty things, I do too. I felt bad in one of his videos where he said his blood tests were showing him to be pretty unhealthy, and that he was trying to fix it, but the only thing he said he was going to do is replace beef with pork/chicken. And then he ended up having a second stroke.

[Anonymous No.12805647]

>>12805590
not really, he's more myth than man at this point. some guy cucked his mother's husband and jack was born a bastard son to welfare trash in NYC. soon after they (single mother) moved to California where he grew with several siblings, at least two brothers (both gay as far as I can tell) and possibly a sister. I say possibly because he said some woman contacted him claiming to be their sister (she was) that he was unaware of, so I don't know if this is in addition to his cosplaying niece's mother or if they're the same woman. his mother remarried at somepoint and I think Jack had an uneasy relationship with the man, but that's just based on seeing them grocery shop together.
Jack went to college, I presume graduated, and started DJing parties and on the radio. (pre 2nd stroke jack does have a good voice). He married some woman who he claims abused him (he frequently mentions how withholding sex from your partner is abuse, so maybe this is the extent of it, maybe not). He had a son with her named Garret. Jack and woman divorced....

[Anonymous No.12805654]

>>12805647
This nigga ja/ck/s
The gay brothers has always very strange.

[Anonymous No.12805685]

>>12805590
Jack, gets remarried to some thicc born again christian woman named Tammy Flanders for whom he converts (from godless heathen) and has his second legitimized son Jack Junior. During this period of time he and his brother try to sell music for free on the internet, eventually the business closes at what can only be a loss. Let's say JR. is 6 or 7, 1st son Garret is encouraged to be as industrious as Jack and learn to set up computers at a shop (aged 15), during which he is introduced to marijuana use and develops rage issues -- physically attacking his parents. Jack famously chokes his mid teen son and throws him out on the streets in response to an attack on his wife. This son moves in with his maternal grandparents and -- while I have no source of this I presume they took over custodial duties for him at this point. This son went on to be a rap producer or something ghetto in California, and has sold weed to some of the greats.
Jack enters into a shaky business arrangement (what he lacks in competence he makes up for in get-up-and-go) with an associate to produce/sell BBQ sauces. He is given short notice by the person that they are pulling out after balls have already been put in motion, so now largely out of his element (food production) Jack is solely in charge of a sauce business -- he labels it The Best BBQ Sauce You'll Ever Taste and starts using his DJ advertisement know how to move product in orange county....

[Anonymous No.12805701]

>>12805590
To help move his product Jack and his homo brother devise the idea of using a Youtube cooking channel. Cooking With Jack is created, in which Jack films himself cooking poorly and white trashedly (I say this even though he is italian) very entry leveled dishes. He inserts self made ads for his own, and other businesses during these videos to try to drive viewer traffic to his website where they can directly buy his BBQ sauce. I have to assume the results are favorable because he continues to work the channel, distancing himself from cooking and moving towards kitchen gadget reviews and belly aching. His product line expands, producing The Best HOT BBQ Sauce You'll Ever Taste, and he creates several dozen channels on Youtube for his brother and him to kvetch about modern life. Most/all of these fail, but Jack on The Go, in which the titular Jack Scalfani, tries food other people made seems to work well enough to be curated.
Jack is morbidly obese and a type 2 diabetic during the entirely of his public life... which is of note because he suffers a stroke while vacationing his immediate family in Las Vegas. Shit just got real and /ourguy/ realizes just how cheap and precious the whole thing is.... he starts working out and dieting...

[Anonymous No.12805705]

>>12805701
I want to marry you

[Anonymous No.12805707]

this thread is shit and the janiturd WILL clean it up

saged and reported :)))

[Anonymous No.12805722]

>>12804455
>the ONLY video that he actually heats up his pan/oil/butter nice and hot before putting food int
>still fucks it up

[Anonymous No.12805728]

>>12805590
for a couple days.
Jack's been on Yotube for the better part of a decade (7 years maybe, not going to check it) and decides that since his not estranged son is ready to enter high school it is in the family's best interest to leave Cali and head to a holier -- less gay -- state. The clan packs up (a lot of their furniture is destroyed in the move) and heads to Madison, TN where his wife has a financial controller job lined up and they can attend Corner Stone church. -- oh what why would anywhere care where some youtuber is going to church you must be shittting me -- yes but he'll reference this in basically 1/3 of his videos going forward. The house of worship is ran by Murray Davis, a born again man who cut a sunday school teacher's head off for spilling paint on his kicks -- and then found god again -- again. Jack is convinced by his redemtion (...?) story and his in pulpit support of zionism by genocide and happily joins the community of middle americans.
in TN Jack's focus on food further wanes and the channel largely focuses on hyping his Jack on the Go work, and gadget reviews. He goes on a television show to sell the sauce line to rednecks and fails to do so, but does well in a taste test. A bunch of videos are produced, he expands his sauce line and ads Beef Jerky products, he continues to gain weight and has a second stroke a year ago. in response to criticism directly related to his unhealthy lifestyle jack disables youtube comments, reducing engagement and views, and presumably driving people to the former CWC stalking website kiwi farms where they can dab on him. Jack JR. has grown up into an adult christian rapper who is studying to be a pastor, Tammy continues to work for a living and take care of a disabled man, and -- the story continues with each new video.

Jack posting now suffers from his reluctance to actually cook, and that he is a fat disabled man.

[Anonymous No.12805746]

>>12805590

His thread on Kiwi Farms has a lot of info.