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What is your typical order at the coffee shop?

>> No.12799729

>>12799720
Shes so fat that if i threw a dart at her while blindfolded and spun around, the dart would hit her, either in her hand or feet or rolls of blubber, that is what I am implying that her great body is so far outstretched that I cant even miss if I threw the dart behind me but Im obviously exaggerating for the joke.

>> No.12799735

>>12799720
medium coffee, black.

>> No.12799738
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>>12799729

>> No.12799765

If that’s a real person and description, I really wonder why they are the way they are. It’s like they are going out of their way to be unlikeable

>> No.12799772

I usually get whatever girl's eat

>> No.12799791

>>12799720
She's probably a fun fuck desu

>> No.12799836

Green tea latte or black coffee.

>> No.12799864

>>12799765
A huge part of being 'progressive' is simply being opposed to whatever is established as normal, regardless of what it is. Pushing for change/rebelling is seen as intelligent even if you're making shit worse.

>> No.12800377

>>12799720
ice coffee, blended, double shot.

>> No.12800378

>>12799720
if i ever find myself in a coffee shop, i order myself to make different life choices

>> No.12800387

>>12799791
I'd just fuck her stomach fat rolls and call it a day

>> No.12800391

>>12799720
Some reckon that you can see her 97 miles away since shes so fat

>> No.12800398

>>12799864
>mfw when this entirely explains the integration of blacks into society

>> No.12800418

>>12800387
Imagine that smell

>> No.12800426

>>12800418
fishermans wharf at low tide

>> No.12800612
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>>12799720
Imagine being the woman behind the counter and seeing a sack of adipose walk up to you, order a full cake and a coffee, then walk to a two seater table to set up an Iphone at the other end of the table on a timer. Just to watch her strike ten different poses until she finds a comfortable mix of 'lesbian' and 'sassy'.

>> No.12800635

>>12799765
It's a defense mechanism. Reject others before you can get rejected yourself. This way you can't get hurt, or at least that's what you tell yourself.

>> No.12800643

>>12800426
Really makes me want to cast a line or two