/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12796560]

/ck/ humor

[Anonymous No.12796580]

>>12796560
im a gay btw

[Anonymous No.12796583]

[Anonymous No.12796591]

>>12796560
Cool thanks man

[Anonymous No.12796599]

[Anonymous No.12796605]

>>12796599
me on the left

[Anonymous No.12796614]

>>12796583
Ha ha I get the joke. Tofu is for fags

[Anonymous No.12796616]

Why do these threads always trigger the tourists on this board?

[Anonymous No.12796619]

>>12796560
these threads are always so garbage and full of reddit-tier humor. Why do you make them OP?

[Anonymous No.12796625]

>>12796616
They're probably made my tourists too.

[Anonymous No.12796630]

>>12796619
Sometimes you just have to appreciate retardation. I'm sure your mother appreciates you.

[Anonymous No.12796637]

[Anonymous No.12796678]

yikes

[Anonymous No.12796691]

>>12796678
That is fucking grim.
I hate ink in general but that one in particular is incredibly cringy. Goddamn.
If you're a chef and you get a small tattoo of a meatfork or you like playing cards so you get an ace of spades on your ankle like my wife did, that's one thing, but this is fucking awful.

[Anonymous No.12796696]

[Anonymous No.12796701]

>>12796678
PEEL

[Anonymous No.12796703]

>>12796678
SautE

[Anonymous No.12796707]

>>12796678
There's a fuck up. Barring "al dente" because it's the sole adjective, all the other words barring "marinade" are verbs. It should be "marinate".

[Anonymous No.12796716]

>>12796560
Are /ck/ humor threads meant to be ironic or has /ck/ been filled with redditors and Facebook fags?

[Anonymous No.12796718]

>>12796691
I see what you did there

[Anonymous No.12796719]

>>12796691
Kek I almost missed that

[Anonymous No.12796720]

>>12796678
Jesus Christ...

[Anonymous No.12796724]

>>12796716
It's a fine line, innit?

[Anonymous No.12796725]

>>12796701
Yeah that is by far the worst word to write on your skin

[Anonymous No.12796728]

>>12796691
I love playing cards too

[Anonymous No.12796731]

>>12796691
good one

[Anonymous No.12796767]

>>12796580
why do you make these posts when you know what the outcome will be?

[Anonymous No.12796772]

>>12796731

[Anonymous No.12796783]

>>12796678
>spoache
>spuree
>caramelizeroast

[Anonymous No.12796792]

>>12796599
Is that fist going to punch that baby?

[Anonymous No.12796795]

>>12796678
People with visible tattoos should be gassed

[Anonymous No.12796817]

>>12796783
glaze al dente

[Anonymous No.12796828]

>>12796678
Might as well get live laugh love tattooed on you

[Anonymous No.12796841]

>>12796718
i dont get it

[Anonymous No.12796860]

>>12796841
its better that way son.

[Anonymous No.12796898]

Hey Gurg, what you call caveman that eat vegetable burger?
Me no know Gonko, what?
Prey animal!
But we eat prey animal...
BEEEERRRRRRPPPPP
Ahahahahahah, me get it!

[Anonymous No.12796915]

>>12796560
have tattoos ever been less cool than they are today "lets all look like some fucking soundcloud rapper zoomer"

[Anonymous No.12796943]

Christ anymore people are just going nuts with tattoo's. Here's a thought; why don't you just go on ahead and get your whole body done? That way you don't gotta bother with clothes unless it's cold/raining out.

Technically the law is on your side. It's only considered obscene if the "naughty" bits ain't covered.

[Anonymous No.12796963]

Mods gonna delete this thread for no reason but gonna keep a brap thread up for days.

[Anonymous No.12796973]

>>12796691
Fantastic post

[Anonymous No.12797023]

>>12796583
Why are yanks so fucking obsessed with dipping shit

[Anonymous No.12797039]

>>12796731
god i wish that were me

[Anonymous No.12797070]

>>12796716
They're all entirely ironic. You're the same kind of retard that needs "/s" in order to convey sarcasm over text, aren't you? Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.12797095]

>three chefs walk into a bar
>one french chef
>one italian chef
>and one eastern european chef
>the french and italian chefs laugh at the eastern european chef and the bar tender throws him out while giving the italian and french chef on-the-house champagne
>everybody toasts and a bomb is dropped on every major eastern european city

[Anonymous No.12797116]

>>12796767
You got me curious. What "outcome" is that?

[Anonymous No.12797122]

>>12797116
Gookmoot kills a kitten every time that post is made. Everybody knows that.

[Anonymous No.12797132]

>>12797095
now ask us how do we now you are an underage cringelord

[Anonymous No.12797188]

>>12797132
Ask me how I know you're a humorless cunt

[Anonymous No.12797210]

>>12797095
Two Jews walk into a bar
They own it

[Anonymous No.12797235]

>>12797122
im a gay btw

[Anonymous No.12797236]

>>12797188
epic humor dude

[Anonymous No.12797255]

>>12797236
You're why people say women aren't funny

[Anonymous No.12797299]

>>12797236
>retard from far away eastern european shithole browsing 4chin using stolen satalite internet is butthurt
cry more and crawl back into your little hole you malformed chernobyl freak

[Anonymous No.12797367]

>>12797299
>totally not sounding butthurt

[Anonymous No.12797465]

>>12797367
i'm gay btw not sure if it matters

[Anonymous No.12797508]

>>12796560
Not funny
Didnt laugh

[Anonymous No.12797527]

>>12796678
kek why do kitchen people do this? like every single one?
i have a way cooler job than a kitchen bitch and i wouldn't dream of getting a tatoo about it