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Hi /ck/ I got food intoxication and the doctor forbid me eating anything animal derived. So I need to go full vegan for 3 days and I don't fucking know how. Any tasty vegan recipes?

>> No.12793367

>>12793218
No.

>> No.12793384
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12793384

>>12793218
Dont listen to the retard doctor
sallmonella is a natural and 100% organic food stuff, the only reason you got sick is because you aren't getting enough of it
you need to go keto asap my friend
god made sallmonela, god doesnt make mistakes
respect the sallmonela, son

>> No.12793433

>>12793218
do americans really eat cake on a stick?

>> No.12793454

>>12793433
We eat anything and everything on a stick

>> No.12793483

>>12793433
Well your mum ate my cake on a stick last night if you get my drift ;)

>> No.12793518

>>12793483
my moms dead

>> No.12793521

>>12793518
and?

>> No.12794755

>>12793218
It's just 3 days, make a big pot of beans chili with tortillas. Maybe have a vegetable and noodle soup. Bread in any form. It's not hard.

>> No.12794783

Seitan
Trust me it's the best meat substitute and there's a chance you won't go back after trying it. It absorbs spices better

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12794805

>>12793218
>tasty
>vegan

>> No.12794807

dont make a vegan substitute for a dish with animal products. just choose YOUR favorite foods that dont need animal stuff. mashed potatos with margarine or olive oil. chili with lots of chili powder. salads with olive oil and vinegar or lemon juice dressing. stir fried vegetables if you know how. spaghetti with marinara sauce. if you are worried about protein, eat some nuts or seeds or try using tempeh, fermented soy.

>> No.12794847

>>12793433
Some chick in my first year of college always tried to shill her cake-pops before and after lectures.
Never understood the appeal of this kind of shit, just tastes like sugar and is an excuse for people to eat cake without requiring a special occasion.
To answer your question, and having seen some of my fellow classmen eat like 5 of the aforementioned cakepops in a sitting, yes, I'm sure that some americans really do eat cake on a stick.
Diabetes is among one of the most expensive preventable diseases ratcheting up our already excessive healthcare costs.
These fat fucks can kill themselves eating sugar straight out of the bag for all I care, but when it costs me and my family more to be insured because of their shitty choices I get mad.

>> No.12794851

>>12794807
This is good advice, OP.